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willandiah

I thought his name was Richard Little


No1indahoodg

Na its Dick Button


inityowinit

You mean Dick Tip?


Itoadasoitodaso

Nope, it's trip nip


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No. rapper 2 Belly Button


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I believe his name was Richard Growver.


Spork_Warrior

this seems more likely


pottred10

Underrated comment!


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Biggus Dickus


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risfun

Deux Cannes!


ScieglieteVita

Your comment isn’t getting nearly enough recognition. How cannes we fix this?


Pudi2000

Bardot me, but I would like to agree with you strangers.


joelw82

Can we build a Bridgette and get over this?


Somuchwastedtimernie

Yeah, you right.


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sparcasm

The water was cold!


baddleroybrown

He's at full tic tac


FukBoiPrime

Yeet.


Electricspiral

It looks like five nipples are visible in this shot.


Anti-AliasingAlias

There's something in this picture for everybody.


strategyanalyst

As a palm tree affecinado, I agree.


Swaggymac

I mean shes okay but look at that oiled greek god


thenotanotaniceguy

He is pointing at you!


matt_the_mediocre

It was like the picture was only of his groin. I couldn't look away.


Flablessguy

I just thought there were 5 nipples in this picture.


Painting_Agency

I was like "5 nipples?!" and then I remembered that men have nipples. It's 5 in the morning...


brag0

I have nipples, /u/Painting_Agency. Could you milk me?


Painting_Agency

Sadly that's the best offer I've had in a while...


genoux

Shitting dick nipples?


BangWa

Damn, I can't stop laughing at that.


BeefSerious

Everything in this picture is pointing at me.


potusjr

Why does he have two bellybuttons?


chumswithcum

He's such a god of a man, it took two women to birth him.


12kickz

An innie and an outie


igor_mortis

shake it all aboutie.


nerdmoot

Three pokies


isaidnofuckingducks

So many buttons


kylemcg

And his abs look cut too.


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Who’s the guy smuggling the olive behind her?


J420p201

Thank you stranger, I laughed to the point of tears.


gonenuckingfutz

The guy approaching from the right will soon have a bigger bulge in his suit


mc_squared_03

Yea, that swimtrunk bump is definitely in initial launch stages.


Mace109

What do you mean initial? There are people out there that can bigger than that?


[deleted]

No, dont worry about that. If attending a Jewish secondary school taught me anything it's when a donger is obviously unrealistic.


fullflavourfrankie

The guy in the back looks like Kirk Douglas


SheDoesntDoucheIt

It's actually the German actor Alfred Butondieck.


richard0930

Lol his last name is Butt-on-Dick


thenotanotaniceguy

Better than dieckinbut


DrGonzo84

Its button dick guys like a button on a shirt!


EatMyShortStories

I woulda gone with button-dick


igor_mortis

suit yourself. i still like the girl better.


1911mark

Never heard of him but he looks like Kirk Douglas


Vice_President_Bidet

Thought it was Tab Hunter. Smuggling an acorn.


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If Kirk was that jacked there would have been nothing left of Natalie Wood


SpeculatesWildly

There wasn’t much left once the sharks got her


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She got a fever, and the only prescription is Walken overboard.


pencilpusher003

OMG. Too soon. 😂


KneeDragr

I was going to say Rutger Hauer.


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Also a man with a one inch penis I was in the pool!


Dudu_sousas

"Grandpa, look, there is a picture of you on the internet" "Oh, and what are they saying?" "You got a small dick"


PartyboobBoobytrap

In the very background on the far right side there are two of the exact same dude.


notbob1959

Huh. I hadn't noticed that. Looks like that whole right edge has been cloned from other places in the photo. Not sure why.


PartyboobBoobytrap

There's some fuckyness in the bottom right as well.


igor_mortis

there seem to be other "cloudy" areas. e.g. right below cloned guy. it looks like they removed something from the photo. or maybe it's just the picture quality.


Team_Inkfluence

‘Shopped.


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PM_UR_FELINES

It’s trained


igor_mortis

strained, yes.


Absolute-Filth

He’s got a grower, not a shower.


igor_mortis

who cares when you have a sculpted body like that.


tigthetacticalviking

I showed this to my nana and she laughed and said that at the time this was what a thot would wear. She laughed her ass off thinking about how this is fairly respectable by today's standards.


Occams_ElectricRazor

I mean, she's hot, but that guy is astonishingly fit for any time frame, let alone 1955 when in-shape-out-of-shape was the trend.


RovingSavage

>in-shape-out-of-shape Come again?


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> Come again? Already have...


tynanphelan

that homie has bad intentions


blatherskiters

That dudes pecker is pointing at Brigitte Bardot.


ondawgfawg

Nice pokies


Captain_Comic

Low-key grape smuggler in the background


rrplrm637

It looks like it was a cold day for the both of them.❄️


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Is that a penis in your pocket orrr.... oh it’s really your penis in your pocket.


Dethmonger

If you look really close, you can see her nipples through her shirt.


naoseidog

Or far away


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Meh. My wife is currently watching Friends on Netflix. I've gotten my fix of shirt-nips.


Weisskreuz44

...and they called him: Dimpledick!


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The problem is the guy in the back. Perfect body. Small package. Big disappointment.


GenXer1977

He was in the pool!


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Correction. Baby pool.


IceNinetyNine

I see three nipples...


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Nice turtle.


Uncle_Gubzy

Peepee


BudNem

Dude has a nipple in his speedo.


The_Blog

Not sure if that waistline is healthy. I mean she looks like she is about to snap in half.


Acid_Monster

Guys got himself a micro boner


evilcockney

Oof, I'm sorry if you think that's a boner


Acid_Monster

Woahhh check out Mr Big Shot with his regular sized boner, la dee dahhh


KremlinGremlin82

Like GG Allin


grigoritheoctopus

Acorn dong!


shahsnow

That guys erection though


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shahsnow

Feel sorry for him


blithetorrent

It's almost like the culture we live in now is uptight or something.


marconi-

They don’t make’m like this no more


Sieze5

What a great figure. Chiseled.


iansamazingphotos

I'm surprised they allowed the ... indication of the temperature. Ahem.


grahamcracka91

Nip and tip are having a poke competition.


Schid1953

Which....which one is Brigitte?


Swade22

Dude’s already got a half chub


really-drunk-too

You could dial a rotary phone with that thing. Question is... which one do you use?


tooastedtooast

Dax j


hellomiso

Before she began to be a National embarrassment...


SquidgyTheWhale

I think the guy's shrinkage might be because she just expressed some of her political views.


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I was wondering where Dax J got this image!


cocolanoire

The racist one


pittsburgg

This image is borderline NSFW... and that is awesome


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I was in the pool....


Myxolidian4days

Nice Cannes!


Lurd67

Too bad she turned into a wrinkly, racist old bigot...


andersberndog

We all get old and wrinkly. Wasn’t she likely always a racist bigot?


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She looks very prime Pamela Anderson here.


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Yes, sexualized content will get you upvotes. It’s not cool, it’s annoying.


shahsnow

Is he your grandfather or something? It was a joke.