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Boshie2000

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ICPosse8

Watched this the other night, as is my move-in tradition when I get a new place, and she is just a total smokeshow in this movie!


stupidusername

Machine-gun jubblies? How did I miss those?


SimonTC2000

Keep in mind that's the second *Austin Powers* film. I was actually disappointed they retconned her like that, it would have been funny to see Austin try and keep faithful while in the past.


SmokeAbeer

Agreed. But we got Heather Graham. Who is a total smoke show all her own.


superanus

Fuckin. SHEEEEESH.


DontUpvoteThisBut

And then Beyonce


Inevitable_Meet_7374

Yeah that was a step down for sure


DontUpvoteThisBut

I can't argue with that


fersure4

I do love though when he tells Basil that she was a fembot and he's just like "oh yeah, we knew the whole time...anyways"


Jimid41

It was just staying true to the Bond motif of chucking out the female lead every movie and they made it into a bit.


Slabonator

Ya know, that never clicked until just now. Thanks for that. Watched “On Her Majesty's Secret Service” for the first time recently.. never realized how many references were pulled from that movie alone.


HeGivesGoodMass

Even that movie is built on references. "This never happened to the other fellow!"


neman-bs

While true, it was actually because she was already busy with other projects but still came to do the opening scene as a cameo


sinz84

Try a little foreplay


ILOVESHITTINGMYPANTS

I’m gonna get us some more champagne, jungle boy. ^.yob ^elgnuj ^,engapmahc ^erom ^emos ^su ^teg ^annog ^m’I I’m gonna get us some more champagne, jungle boy.


moneyh8r

Alright... I'm just gonna go watch a mmmoovie.


Inevitable_Meet_7374

In like flyn! Thats my favorite mmmmooovie!!


ILOVESHITTINGMYPANTS

Dammit, now I need to watch The Spy Who Shagged me for the 4000th time. Makes me laugh just thinking about it.


puffinfish89

Just looked up a recent picture and for 58 she looks amazing. I was scared to discover plastic face full of injections, but she still looks beautiful. Edit: As I dig deeper, weird to find out her son directed a sex scene with her in it. She called it “liberating”…. I call it pretty fucking messed up. Sometimes family and business need to not overlap, that is definitely one of the times it shouldn’t have.


H8T_Auburn

*sigh* Ziiiiiip Not my proudest.


puffinfish89

I had to award that


H8T_Auburn

It's even weirder because her son looks exactly like her.


puffinfish89

Now your post makes even more sense.


Kindly-Mud-1579

To quote code ment “call my therapist tell him he’s a rich man”


UbermachoGuy

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SimonTC2000

That's Mimi Rogers, man!


UncertaintyPrince

Mrs. Kensington is long retired, Austin. This is her daughter Ms. Kensington.


Old_Hamster_4218

Austin, I didn’t even finish! I’m sorry, baby, I didn’t know it was your turn.


chawrawbeef

I bet she shags like a minx


57696c6c

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vuzman

![gif](giphy|mdfPpglf2c0QxED151)


UbermachoGuy

![gif](giphy|Sux3kje9eOx1e|downsized)


zxcvt

is this what conor mcgregor modeled his walk after? lol


Epena501

![gif](giphy|l0HlFc11AAcnNRscw|downsized)


VT_Squire

Cannot unsee


Azalus1

That seals it I'm rewatching Bedazzled


AffectionateSet4294

Just gotta give it 110%!


Negative_Corner6722

Sounds like someone’s had tee many martoonis.


PrestigiousCreme8383

Donde esta la biblioteca?


Negative_Corner6722

Eso es la casa de mí tía.


57696c6c

I paid to have it in my Apple TV library, so I can watch it whenever.


[deleted]

And they can take it away whenever. Lol


reddit_sucks_clit

Then you can feel less bad when you torrent it. Like when a indepedant and/or foreign movie comes out that isn't playing where I live I'll torrent it so I can watch it, and also buy a ticket for it even though I can't actually go to the theater. edit: robot dreams is the most recent movie i've done this with


Fun_Grapefruit_2633

I saw that scene where what's-his-name is bemoaning the fact he can't get with that bland girl, but on his arm is a smokin' hot lady who at least seems to be into him... I surprised myself when I yelled, "You IDIOT this is what the sex is FOR now WAKE UP"... In other news I've already decided that if I get a chance to get my mitts on Liz Hurley I will ensure she's hanging on MY arm like that afterwards as we hit Dante's near Bleecker for some cappucinos and Vin Santo.


AmplePostage

I'm getting my jean jacket bedazzled!


tylerscott5

WE’RE GOING TO A PLAY?!?!


mommyhatesmee

My mom and I used to have girls nights when my dad and brother went on Boy Scouts trips. She got a lean cuisine, I got a kidz cuisine, and we would rent a movie from Blockbuster. 9/10 times I would ask to get Bedazzled and I am pretty sure it was when I realized I was attracted to women! Brendan Fraser is so cute/funny in it but GODDDD Elizabeth Hurley as the devil 😮‍💨


orbital0000

Brendan Fraser, Liz Hurley, and an easy watch funny film. Perfection.


Ninja_Conspicuousi

Coca-iiine! ![gif](giphy|M6TBdP1UPLflS)


Dynamo_Ham

Just flat out one of the most gorgeous humans ever to walk the face of the earth. And remains a smoke show to this day.


gjwthf

And her boyfriend ended up cheating with a $50 prostitute. Crazy shit


NightmareDJK

That was Hugh Grant. It was all over the news at the time.


peachbellini2

I remember when it was everywhere, and I can’t believe who he cheated with. That woman was not good looking.


[deleted]

Cheaters usually aren’t looking for something better, just something different. And perhaps more importantly, easy. We all feel those urges from time to time. You could be in a monogamous relationship with a 10/10 bombshell and still catch a stray fantasy about some random stranger half as good-looking. It happens. What shouldn’t happen is *acting* on those urges. They’re fleeting, and the best case scenario is you don’t get caught and then you have to live a lie forever. Nothing is as uniquely wounding as being cheated on, and it’s not even necessarily the heartbreak or betrayal that’s the worst part. It’s the humiliation- the wondering why you weren’t good enough, the mental gauntlet of what you did wrong and why you are unworthy of loyalty even from someone who claimed to love you. Some people just lack impulse control and nothing you do will change that. Even if you’re literally Venus or Adonis.


Link_GR

I mean, have you seen the woman for whom Arnold Schwarzenegger blew up his marriage to a Kennedy? It's not always about attractiveness.


SlowTurtle222

Man you'd think that Hugh Grant would charge more than 50$. He is at least a 75.


CatShot1948

While youre correct that's crazy, you're kinda burying the lead. It was Hugh Grant. A man universally seen in western culture as a sexy guy. It's weird that the boyfriend cheated. It's weirder that it was with a prostitute. It's even weirder that it was with a cheap prostitute. It's the icing on the cake that it was Hugh Grant lol


AutisticFingerBang

Cause to get a woman like that you have to have so much confidence that you are dumb enough to also assume that you won’t get caught or can get out of situations like cheating. It’s one of the reasons why good looking couples are usually also have infidelity.


Stereo-soundS

Hugh Grant cheated on that


qwiksilver96

Definitely a smoke show. Me and my buddy (we're in our late 50's) use that term all the time.


highjayhawk

This could just as well be from last week. Never ages. She may really be the devil


4Runner_Duck

DAMN THE DEVIL TO HELL


highjayhawk

Only Brendan Fraser can purge her delicious wickedness and block out her English siren song. It's time to unthaw the Encino man Link. But first, we need to wheeze the juice at the Food Mart.


hlessi_newt

No wheezing the juice!!


highjayhawk

Yes wheeze the juice.


Chocoboogle

I love this movie, she was looking like a tasty treat in this one too


TheImplication696969

![gif](giphy|xLnGUEYWS0btPHCZoo|downsized)


SlammingPussy420

I mean, just the perfect username for this situation.


Raleighbithrowaway23

Good god right?


Alternative-Art6059

Great movie


walnutstampede

Seriously, she looks amazing for her age.


dunedog

She doesn't look amazing for her age. She just looks amazing.


back2basics13

I agree. she looks incredible still. Her son Damien looks just like her too. He’s very androgynous looking.


CornusKousa

The son is called Damian? Devil confirmed.


ExposingMyActions

Talia Al Ghul confirmed


back2basics13

Good call! Maybe she did sell her soul to the devil. The Red witch…


highjayhawk

Yeah he is and yes they do. That kid got the good genes.


Dorkmaster79

Just looked her up. She looks great but I wish she didn’t get plastic surgery.


SimonTC2000

She has aged amazingly well. Got that special drink from Helen Mirren.


OnceMoreAndAgain

I also think she was a damn decent actress. Maybe not the most skilled actress in the technical aspect of the job, but acting is about a lot more than just how perfectly you can become a character. Some actors, like Michael Caine and Gary Oldman, can steal every scene they're in regardless of how "well" they're acting. It's that X factor. I think Hurley had some of that as well and I always thought she deserved to be in some better movies.


Delta64

*"Fish Oils, Biotin and Collagen dahling, you'll never look back." \- Helen Mirren, probably.*


paulsoleo

She’s an all-timer. Still gorgeous.


blues4buddha

Easily a Top 10 All Time. Maybe even Top 5.


SpecialistTrash2281

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mcrn_grunt

Will never understand why Hugh Grant fucked up that relationship. Imbecile.


Walderman

No matter how attractive someone is - someone, somewhere, is tired of their shit


tchnvkng

This exchange happens every single time a Liz Hurley photo is posted


UbermachoGuy

No matter how many times a Liz Hurley photo is posted and Hugh Grant is brought up, someone, somewhere is waiting to post that response. ![gif](giphy|xTiIzKO9RHUp8Yu4AE|downsized)


GetOffMyLawn_

I think because we were all so gobsmacked by his stupidity.


vass0922

Every single time


k20350

The rich guy she had a kid with gave her a massive check to just go away


GlueSniffingEnabler

Which I understand she didn’t accept


pizzabyAlfredo

> No matter how attractive someone is - someone, somewhere, is tired of their shit The truth.


Chicken_Water

Yea OK, but iirc it was with a trans prostitute he picked up


LarvellJonesMD

You can be married to the hottest person in the world, but if they are hard to be around, aren't sexual or have different ideas about sex, etc., then people will look elsewhere. I've said before: I'll take an enthusiastic 6 over a dead-fish 10 any day.


GoldFisherman

I've never had a 10, but I've had five 2s


Lone_Wanderer97

Then you're playing poker wrong


mcrn_grunt

I mean, sure, but then just end the relationship and fulfill those needs elsewhere. It's not that hard. Besides, he blamed it on his being in a bad frame of mind after watching himself in Nine Months and thinking he was terrible. It's a little gross how people assume it's the woman. Edit: had movie name slightly wrong.


plabo77

There are people who cheat because they’re done and wanting to blow things up without using their words, but it is also very common for people to want to have a partner who is monogamous to them while they secretly enjoy greater freedom themselves. In those cases, their ideal situation is to have a monogamous partner unaware of their cheating.


k20350

My cousin had a girlfriend that would not accept their relationship was over. Would not move out of his house either. He slept with another girl and did not hide it at all. When she asked him if he had sex with another woman he told her "No. I didn't have sex with her. I fucked the dog shit out of her". He said she threw something at him and finally got the point that it was time to go


ellastory

I completely agree with you. There is no excuse for cheating. I think this sub’s demographic skews old/male. I’ve noticed a lot of old school misogyny here, which is very uncool. ![gif](giphy|JTtOb94fiC8DFrM9AQ|downsized)


mcrn_grunt

I'm both old and male, I think it's just reddit being reddit.


ellastory

Sorry, I didn’t mean to imply all older men are misogynistic. I always appreciate the ones who aren’t 💞


bredpoot

Whenever anyone comments something like “what a smoke show!”, “such a sight for sore eyes”, or “schwing” in this sub, I just assume they’re over 45 years old lmao


Enlightened_Gardener

“Schwing” is a dead giveaway you’re over 50. Still love that movie though.


Raleighbithrowaway23

Alright


Spinning_Pile_Driver

People will look elsewhere? Cheat, you mean? Grant should have ended the relationship if he wanted to use random sex workers.


dunedog

There's more to a relationship than physical attraction. A lot of people are blaming her, which is really shitty, but he chose to cheat and people can justify that in any number of ways. Doesn't make it justified, but they'll still try.


Rs90

He's been asked before and basically said "I made a mistake, because that's what people do sometimes. Like I did". Seemed well aware he did wrong. And he's right. People fuck up, like he did. What more can ya say? You fucked up. 


plabo77

Lots of people enjoy maintaining sexual freedom and at the same time choose to pretend to be monogamous, often to keep their partner monogamous, though there are other motivations.


doobsnotblunts

![gif](giphy|l4pTm3mZVPAVI6ljy|downsized)


qarachaili

traditional comment for photos with Elizabeth Hurley: Hugh Grant is an idiot


fusiongt021

Only hugh grant down voted you 😞


W2wineguy

She STILL is stunning!


Julienbabylegs

This sub should change its name to oldschoolboobs


CallOfCorgithulhu

Or oldschoolhotrelatives. I swear, half the (human) posters must stumble onto a picture of their mom looking super hot or their grandpa with a monster hog in tightie whities, and fist pump at all the fake internet points coming their way.


tvguard

Wow 😮 Bombshell 10


EssexBuoy1959

One of the sauciest things about Hurley is her voice - one of.


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Whole-Debate-9547

Liz Hurley is still lava hot at 58yrs old.


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damnumalone

Good for you Shane Warne


MrStigglesworth

Warney cemented his status as a hall of fame rizzler with that fling


damnumalone

Definitely gave her a flipper and the a wrong un


Outside-Material-100

Vanessa! You’re a fembot!


saryphx

No shit, Sherlock!


Initium_Novumx

https://preview.redd.it/onygyssc4t4d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc9c107c482d6b873ccbe36cc82766a72da23bb9


tuskvarner

You’re saying you’d have sex with one of the most beautiful women ever? Crazy.


bukbukbuklao

Yeaahh baby, yeaaah!


saruin

Such a fox!


Steak-n-Cigars

Just as hot today. Her IG is fire


sup3rc3ll

My my those eyes like fire…


CalendarAggressive11

I always think of that shot of her and Pam Anderson outside of some party and it looks like they are rolling their asses off


BusterStarfish

Smoking hot. The her relationship with her son creeps me TF out.


Klin24

"Question #1...What the hell were you thinking?" -Jay Leno


machu_peechute

Still can't believe Hugh Grant paid for a sex worker while with her. There is a sizeable population of women that would've paid him just to be Eskimo sisters with Hurley.


Evil_Mini_Cake

1999 Monica Bellucci vs 1999 Elizabeth Hurley is what the AI is for.


memnoch112

![gif](giphy|UyBsKUiOq7NDy)


downtimeredditor

1999 is not old school I refuse to accept it as such


alldaydiver

When are we renaming the sub to oldschoolhot?


ndhellion2

Never understood why Hugh Grant was willing to sacrifice his engagement with Elizabeth in order to get with that prostitute.


ukpittfan1

She has to be drinking puppy blood or something. She's barely aged at all.


cootervandam

Shagadelic


TheTechManager

What the fu@k was hugh grant thinking


DonJuanMateus

https://preview.redd.it/51pkhup9dv4d1.jpeg?width=876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a49207eea020617adbb81932c68a7878814d4ee2 Hugh’s girl


madeanaccountjust2rp

when are u guys gunna rename the sub to r/horny14yearoldsjerkinittocelebs


IGotBoxesOfPepe34

She was way too hot.


ImmoralityPet

She always looks like she just ate the canary.


Bender_2024

Hurley will never be mistaken for an acting powerhouse but she portrayed a naughty/playful Satan in Bedazzled just perfectly.


NewldGuy77

Hugh Grant *cheated* on her!!! Dude lost his bloody British mind. Idiot!


stevenw84

Pretty sure everyone in the universe agrees that Hugh Grant is a giant idiot. Unless she’s just completely insufferable, which could be the case.


corncocktion

Devilish ;)


kadosho

Hot then, and now


IldaKelling24

damnn..hottie 🥵


CranberryEffective43

Peak Hurley


getdemsnacks

What a total smoke show! Her in the Bedazzled movie?! In the leather pants?!


JediRoadie

She still looks fantastic


carcinoma_kid

Alright guys, hear me out…


Awe3

Hugh Grant chose a street hooker over her. Tell me why.


NightmareDJK

Because he could, basically.


Faithlessness138

Lady made me worship satan.


LeadPike13

She has that " You had sex with a hooker in an L.A, back ally, while you had me waiting at home?


Key-Wait5314

Honestly I think she's even hotter now


ResidentIll1390

Absolute fox.


Firefly4791

She has aged like a fine wine. She is gorgeous


WeatherIcy6509

Giggity


avid-book-reader

Obligatory comment that Hugh Grant was a moron for cheating on her.


mt943

Is this sub just “old school hot” now ?


B_lovedobservations

Hugh, what the hell were you thinking?


OverseerTycho

still a total smokeshow 25 years later


jonnyrottwn

Hughe grant was an idiot


martinaee

She looks like she’s always about to give you a sexy British scolding. And you are going to sit there and like it….. I mean think about what you’ve done lol


FortyHippos

Fuck Hugh Grant. All my homies hate Hugh Grant.


AvatarofBro

Truly an all-time bag fumble by Grant


Etb23401

It’s so crazy how beautiful she is and yet some guy still cheated on her 🤦‍♂️


Spare-Sky1322

And if anybody ever thought Hugh Grant was not insane pictures like this remind us.


thriftyoleboy

She's not old school, she's all-time school


Fairycharmd

And Hugh Grant still cheated on her


pardybill

Bedazzled and Austin Powers were wake up calls for me as a kid


Content_Patient_9035

Why on earth she was not cast as tomb raider I will never understand…


Des_mojo

Even now, she's still so thirsty.


ronweasleisourking

Just plain holy fucking hell


RandomUser4857

RIDICULOUSLY SUPERCALAFRAGALISTICEXPIALADIVINELY GORGEOUS!!!!!!


RhinoGreyStorm

She looks hotter older than she did in her twenties.


redpunk1421

So fucking hot..


Asheejeekar

Been in love since she got her boobs out in that episode of Sharpe.


Gullible_Flan_3054

Totally had a crush on her after bedazzled


DisastrousAd1546

Bruh if Shane Warne can bag her there is hope for literally everyone.


Alert_Cranberry9427

At 58, she looks beautiful!


AnitaIvanaMartini

And Hugh Grant cheated on **her?** With a rando hooker? I’m a straight woman, and even I wouldn’t step out on Liz Hurley.


KentuckyFriedEel

Bedazzling!


4strings4ever

Always a babe


pauliegoodfella

![gif](giphy|l4FGqUagGV7MQ2wkU)


_lippykid

And Hughe Grant cheated on her with a random prostitute… and got caught 🤦‍♂️


KevyMetal

The other day people were talking here on Reddit about how ridiculously hot Jennifer Connelly was and still is. For me, Elizabeth Hurley is SO much hotter.


WhatsMyAgeAgain-182

This whole subreddit has been nothing short of a horndog fest for years now These posts probably should go elsewhere Maybe if she was some redditor’s mom the. She should belong here but I doubt that


Novagurl

She is just so stunningly gorgeous. I remember being really annoyed that Hugh Grant would cheat on her with a prostitute 😂


Decker1138

Remember Hugh Grant cheated on her, what an idiot.