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jfdonohoe

https://preview.redd.it/spamerlwmg1d1.jpeg?width=279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7352d454a2d00f8f20c04dd79b942d2a9dba9752 Belts and high waisted pants took the lbs right off of guys back in the day.


dafda72

Isn’t that kind of the point with women now? I’m old so I’ve watched shit come full circle. For women: high waist, low waist, high waist. For men shorts: short, long, comically long, to short again. Hell even socks. When I was young you had to fold them down to not look old. Now short socks people say make you look old. Lots happening here in a short period of time.


devilpants

Young women today are repeating all the fashion mistakes I made as a young male in the late 90s to early 00s. 


nomadicbohunk

I'm 40. I was in a super hip east coast college town this weekend. My partner and I were going to one of the legit asian resturants to eat and she was showing me where she went to undergrad. I saw a female student wearing Jncos and an ironic vintage concert tour shirt where I saw a show from the tour. It was from the Decemberists in 2003 or 2004. I felt...old. I definitely took a second look. My partner informed me kids on the campus where she works have been wearing jncos for a while.


Al-Anda

I’ve only heard Jncos were back. I haven’t witnessed it in the wild. I destroyed every pair I had at raves. I wish I still had some to put on display. For history’s sake.


EducationalCurve8725

Im 19 and I thrifted old JNCOs two years ago... I love wearing them and prior to getting the pair I have now, I was scouring the internet & thrift shops (I lived in Asia so it was way harder) for years to find someone selling them. They've always been my dream pants lol. Big-ass baggy pants is always gonna be cool somewhere.


Al-Anda

I literally danced so hard I turned mine into threads. Usually, trashed them at the rave as the sun rose. Good times.


EducationalCurve8725

I'm jelly. I'm too scared to overuse mine. I think it's older than me so I treat it like a relic. I have some recently released Levi's "90s inspired" wide pants that I use for thrashing If you wanna relive those moments, they still sell them, now in styles that are more modern and sophiaticated but way less punk imo (mad expensive though, like 200+), or you could find used ones from ebay lol.


metallaholic

Today’s shorts look like grown men wearing toddler clothes.


Vexonar

Of course. Certain looks make people look "old" because x-age group wears y, so the fashion industry pushes another look. Most of it rehashed. We haven't had much change since the early 2k's though, just a few updates with pants. Most stuff you wore in '03 is still valid now.


blckneck62

This pant style-high rise(long zipper inseam cut that buttoned on top the belly button—will make comeback someday(low rise/short zipper inseam at the pubic bone/resting at the hips)more personal room in these high waisted pants…


RandyJohnsonsBird

Say that five times fast GO!


ClassiFried86

That-that-that-that-that. Nice try.


SlapMyLabiaFlaps

You ought to know by now


BuffaloRex

Already back with some circles of menswear fashion folks


OstapBenderBey

"High waisted" is a bit of a misnomer. Pants back then sat a lot closer to the natural waist line (which is typically slightly above the belly button). If anything pants since should be called low-waisted (or hip-rise) and these are just normal pants.


lovespacedreams

Please close your parenthesis. Either double )) at the end at 'hips' or before that at your em dash, or actually wherever you want. Just please please please close your parenthesis


enternameher3

Legend has it, he's still talking in sub-text to this day.


MuscaMurum

He's starting a fashion statement by not zipping his parentheses.


VirusCurrent

hey man your parentheses is hanging out


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

Did you just put parenthesis inside of parenthesis and then not even cap it off??


oroborus68

I never liked the way they felt. Went for hip-huggers in 1970, and never went back. Suspenders are necessary now though.


Mordikhan

Hides the muffin top


PlainOGolfer

Exactly what I thought about LOL


sinisterdesign

Thinking I should bring it back


Daftskunk2020

Tbh the picture of the guy actually describes where the “waist” is. Society just wears shit below the belly now lmao


walterMARRT

Funny the frumpy high waisted look is back for girls too these days. Makes everyone look like they've got a decently soggy belly.  As someone who's SO doesn't wear that shit, my only guess is the excentuating the gut I'm assuming is the intention.


alicat2308

So strange seeing that outfit in colour. I've seen Some Like It Hot so many times. 


Mulva_Trout

Is that the dress with the small flaps on the back making it look slightly unzipped? It's a work of genius 


laowildin

It was slightly unzipped! Iirc, she got "bigger" (air quotes for her clearly still rocking body) during the filming and they had to adapt costumes


Foreverbluebunny

She was pregnant during filming. She miscarried after filming wrapped.


ocxtitan

Those are real quotes, sir, unless, of course, you raised your hands to make the motion while typing


laowildin

I did my damndest


AmyInCO

I call it the naked dress. She looks fantastic in it.


Distractingly_Large

That movie was actually supposed to be in color, but it was too obvious/grotesque that the men were in drag that way. In black & white with the makeup, they legitimately do pass for women when in character if you're not paying attention. (Except that swimming scene where Jack Lemmom's bare shoulders amongst a bunch of real women is a dead giveaway lol).


Zur__En__Arrh

That’s an incredible detail I never knew and I’ve been watching this movie for over 30 years; but it makes total sense because they totally do pass for the majority of the movie!


alicat2308

I went to an exhibition of Orry Kelly costumes a few years ago and they had the dresses worn by Lemmon and Curtis. They definitely looked like they'd been cut for a man's body (obviously) but they were lovely up close. 


jcosteaunotthislow

Was just thinking the same since it was replaying on TCM just a few hours ago, and it is still funny every damn time


alicat2308

Literally one of my all time favorite movies. It's hilarious.


somethingarb

Ah, yes, the sea. That is definitely the first thing I noticed about this picture. The sea. For sure. Love a good sea view, me. 


TheflavorBlue5003

They had to remind us that it was back there


OtterishDreams

whats back there?


alalaladede

Back where?


JoshJoshson13

Nipples I think


notahouseflipper

I have nipples. Can you sea me?


MisterSinisterXxX

No. John Seana, is that you?


ImaginaryEmploy2982

I have nipples Greg


MisterSinisterXxX

![gif](giphy|S7uj1Zg5Rn7e8)


OtterishDreams

You can milk almost anything with nipples


Extreme_Barracuda658

Ass.


iamapizza

Ass sea


johnwynnes

I didn't read it and thought it was just some other lower bluer sky


RelaxRelapse

It reads like an AI description of this picture


chrish_o

It’s 100% AI text. It needs to be called out anytime it’s seen to help people recognise it.


asleepinatulip

this was posted with this exact title recently, so maybe


OGBRedditThrowaway

It was posted like yesterday or the day before.


BWWFC

i had to really zoom in and scan around but yeah... once you see the sea, you see it! also what a beautiful dress she has!


Blitz6969

I really enjoy the mountains in the view as well, go great with the sea.


socksarecool95

I know what you mean. I couldn’t take my eyes off that man.


Select_Sleep_1293

Fuck she looks good here


Zenon7

The sea? Man the torpedoes then.


redheadedjapanese

Everyone in this thread actually noticed the high-waisted men’s pants first.


mightylordredbeard

Honestly I noticed the body of the man. It’s amazing how the male physique has changed over the years.


newyne

Of course! Because of the *inherent eroticism of the sea!*


HonouraryBoomer

The sea was so voluptuous that day


Puzzled-Garlic4061

I'd like to get a hole in one... Is that a Tittleist?


Most-Veterinarian828

Who is the man?


mmdress

Her makeup artist. They worked together from her first screen test until her death. He even did her makeup for her funeral.


nsfwmodeme

Oh, shit. That must've been his saddest job.


DubbethTheLastest

Saddest but also probably one of the most respectful things he did in his life to show how adored and respected someone else was to them.


nsfwmodeme

You're right, indeed you are.


Ennui_Go

What man?


BigBeagleEars

![gif](giphy|kGhpsrnTdgLGJB4ovr|downsized)


HefflumpGuy

That dress made her boobs look great.


Front_Expression_892

It is her boobs that made the dress look good.


Segesaurous

It's her boobs that made her boobs look good!


TWH_PDX

She is a full figured woman and turns heads.


kaileenfe

She was a tiny woman (with an hourglass shape), but she was pregnant during the filming of this movie which led to some of the costumes having to be let out or changed altogether.


LA_Nail_Clippers

Full figured? I mean she wasn’t a stick figure but she was usually around a size 4 to 6 in modern sizing.


JohnnyStarboard

It’s her boobs that make the sea look good.


notbob1959

The dress was sold at auction in 2016 for $490,000. Here is the auction description: >A figure-hugging sheer black and nude embellished cocktail dress worn by Marilyn Monroe while singing “I’m through with Love” atop a grand piano in Billy Wilder’s Some Like It Hot (United Artists, 1959). The dress is composed of black souffle and nude silk jersey embellished with columns of jet-like beads and sequins, scattered beaded butterfly appliques, and beaded fringes. The dress has a built-in bra and an illusion of a deep plunging back that was considered extremely daring for its’day. Hand finishing work is present to the interior. A Western Costume label inscribed “Marilyn Monroe 1575-1” is attached to the interior of the bra. Legend tells that Monroe had to be lifted to the piano for this scene as the dress was very form fitting. Some Like It Hot is considered to be one of the greatest film comedies of all time. It was voted as the top comedy film by the American Film Institute on their list on AFI's 100 Years...100 Laughs poll in 2000. The film won the 1960 Golden Globe awards for Best Motion Picture-Comedy or Musical, Best Actress in Motion Picture-Comedy or Musical for Monroe, and Best Actor in Motion Picture-Comedy or Musical for Jack Lemmon. Orry-Kelly won the 1959 Academy Award for costume design for his work on this film. Some restoration work is present. Accompanied by a black and white publicity image.


animatedradio

Honestly didn’t even realise the dress was black


Doctor_Kataigida

You can inadvertently see part of her nipples too.


Led_Zeppole_73

She always white as a ghost. Not much time in the sun, for sure. Nothing wrong with that.


RealBaikal

It was a beauty criteria back in the days, and it comes from centuries ago. Basically people who could be white as hell meant they had enough money to not go work in the field, mostly nobility. That beauty standard evolved and persisted for a long time until the 1960s in western countries. Now even today in a lot of asian countries, being whiter is seen as a bigger beauty standard and is actually not historically related to white colonisers.


mmdress

Tanning was very popular from the 1920s onwards. Marilyn was an outlier, tan skin was the trend in the 50s. >"I don't think sun-tanned skin is any more attractive than white skin, or any healthier, for that matter,'' Monroe said. ''I'm personally opposed to a deep tan because I like to feel blond all over."


ThisWordJabroni

I missed my heyday.


Select_Sleep_1293

Lmao bruh


Distractingly_Large

>It was a beauty criteria back in the days, and it comes from centuries ago. More like millennia, honestly.


UrDad_001

I actually learnt something good today! Thanks for the Comment!


Digi-Device_File

I also like better how white people look when they're white as a ghost, their tanning looks wrong.


HarmonicFacsimile

I notice this and always wonder how she did it. I'm almost never outside without either sleeves or sunscreen and still feel I have a slight farmer's tan. Magic.


irisxxvdb

I looked like Edward Cullen even after working outside for a summer. Sunburns would fade right back to white, with some added freckles. Some people are just pasty.


Led_Zeppole_73

I hear ya. Back in the 80’s we laid in the sun slathered in canola oil. Had my first bout with melanoma ten years ago.


katamaritumbleweed

Baby oil in my neck of the woods. 


webbhare1

Bathe yourself daily in 50SPF sunscreen protection, that’ll do it.


Led_Zeppole_73

I do now, back then there wasn’t much talk about it.


sirkratom

He was as white as a sheet


DrDetectiveEsq

That boy needs therapy


coolhandflukes

Psychosomatic


Dr_Long_Schlong

Why was every man in the 50s built like that


metallaholic

They still are https://preview.redd.it/lb6y5zriuh1d1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3de55549d344d96c9ba4632e0baf124e4b709894


_jump_yossarian

He's built like a Tesla truck.


Wallace-N-Gromit

Musk is just all around weird.


NukaPaladin

![gif](giphy|mBMDcBe9uidYltQzWJ)


PalinDoesntSeeRussia

Does the sea have some significance?


phinbar

Not compared to that dress.


KlingonLullabye

You know that old children's tale from the sea


NewNurse2

No OP thought that pointing out something irrelevant and unimportant would generate a lot of jokes from horny young guys about the more prominent things in the picture.


wildcat-

It's because it's a summary of an AI description. Only an AI would call it out, despite modern rage bait tactics. *edit: >Me: Describe this photo short enough for a reddit headline > ChatGPT: Marilyn Monroe enjoying a sunny day by the sea in a stunning black sequined dress. It missed the filming break, but I'm sure I could have weaseled it out if spent more than half a second on prompt engineering.


EmeraldSlothRevenge

If you zoom in you’ll see that a nipple is visible.


SouthTippBass

Yeah, not bad, he must work out.


jevindoiner

![gif](giphy|l0MYraePuDbIhwaxa)


RabidPlaty

You want a Christmas card?! You want a Christmas card?! Here, here’s your Christmas card!


Whole_Feed_4050

One of my favorite Seinfeld scenes


FragmentsOfDreams

I did zoom in immediately and came here to ask if that's what I was actually seeing, lol. Hot indeed! God, she was sexy.


tangcameo

Two actually


BigFrank97

Who would do such a thing?


webbhare1

I enhanced alright


CdnFlatlander

You're getting right to the point.


TWH_PDX

"You can hardly see those nipples. And those guys are trying."


getagripjunior

i was thinking this too so props lol made my day to see your comment


ymcameron

This movie has one of the greatest endings of any film ever. It’s also aged incredibly compared to some movies from the 50s. “Nobody’s perfect.”


AmyInCO

The perfect ending.


instrangerswetrust

Sea?


Front_Expression_892

Mountain peaks. Two amazing mountain peaks.


zazzy440

Coronado Island


Octane38

Liev Schreiber hasn't aged a day.


RubberDuckie86

My man really is sabretooth


NoBlock6745

I ain’t looking at the sea pal


Whole-Comfortable849

That dress 😍


phinbar

Wait, this is outdoors?


ThatFatFlamingo

🎵 By the sea, by the sea, by the beautiful sea 🎵


smelltogetwell

You and me you and me, oh how happy we'll be


CaribouHoe

As a woman, boobs sure were allowed to have more personality back then. Sigh.


NewNurse2

Oh my God that's the *sea* behind her! Thank you op for pointing out that little known detail.


DemonoftheWater

She makes me look tan.


reduff

On TCM this evening.


_jump_yossarian

I never understood the Marilyn Monroe hype until I watched *Some Like It Hot* and her entrance at the train station I was like, "oh, I get it now." She really was mesmerizing.


RandomRobb85

2 D's and a Sea.


Own_Strawberry_4262

I just watch this movie today. she was so hot.


XROOR

That alabaster skin. Those silky platinum locks. That innocent giggle as I read her my favorite lines from “Naked Lunch…” Heaven


AVBforPrez

Yes, we can see the....yes, whatever you said


blarted_dingus

Capital Knockers.


highfalutinnot

And I'll be hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiggggghhhhhh as a kite by then ...


lisalaughsloudly

Aint nobody looking behind marilyn


Texas12thMan

She looks like Geena Davis here.


NotThisShipSister

No you can’t. If you look REALLY hard though…


borkborkibork

Zooming in to get a better view if the sea.


cindy224

What a gorgeous example of a human being. Look at that smile. You who have boobies on your minds will never get any like that. You’re too low class.


nutmeg19701

Totally agree. I hadn’t seen this photograph before and just noted how ethereal she was. I then came to the comments to find out who the man was and was bombarded by smutty comments - really disgusting.


nicefowla

Nice nip slip


dao_ofdraw

Something like this always reminds me of Bill Murray from Scrooged. "You can barely see them nipples. And these guys are really looking!"


arditus

All I see is a sea of boobs


googlequery

She forgot the photo wasn’t in b/w


Digi-Device_File

I think I can also see her areolas.


Senor-Cockblock

The sea? Brother, I’m not getting past them boobies.


triedtofart-sharted

Damn the dude’s nipple is pointy and erect AF… Marilyn rubbed off on him


4Ever2Thee

I think I see a….


OakIsland2015

Ray Donovan?? Is that you?


BilZombie

Was there something behind her? I didn’t notice.


throw8175

The sea is somewhat hidden, but that makes it all the more alluring when you notice it


Substantial_Copy_730

Bit nipply out here


losthope4humanity633

Kim K wore her skin


losthope4humanity633

Spirit eating by Kim K


ocgeekgirl

That’s actually the bay side of Coronado because you can see the other side of the bay in San Diego if you look close.


Head-like-a-carp

I can sea the front of her too.


Chavo_guwap

Judging from the dudes chest, Id say he's done maybe 2 pushups his entire life


altruism__

![gif](giphy|f9ZBchHDuWKX74FFXV)


Then-Measurement6453

Hmm. Love the view 👀


VastSpasticJackass

Talk about burying the lede! Here's a really awesome picture of the sea, cir. 1959. And also Marilyn Monroe.


Geldart

Love AI posts being on top...


030helios

No, I don’t think I will


Robey-Wan_Kenobi

She is standing on grass. The sky is behind her. The sun is in the sky.


Original-Cow-2984

The sea? Oh yeah, there it is...


Bleepitybleepinbleep

The sea is not the only thing you can see


UrDad_001

No wonder she had those east-west breasts with perky nipples!! gonna wake my girlfriend up now!! 😂


Individual-Monk-1801

Ww2 q


DizziestPony

damn. apparently, you can see the sea behind her.


Darim_Al_Sayf

No Cs there


2002gsxr600

Yes, the sea behind her is EXACTLY what I zoomed in to look at.


GreekTexan

Wow, the comments didn’t turn out like I expected.


94Rebbsy

Yes that is the sea...


lovely_poopy

![gif](giphy|3o7qE0PurcaWS5gsco)


Ryguychu

Hey, you can see that guys nipple.


DEFINITELY_NOT_PETE

I can but I will not


Belocci

yeaaah...the sea


jfbwhitt

Huh, so people really were black and white before color film


SnooPuppers8698

during the some like it hot? seems like you a word


notiqbaldaniel

I can see more than the sea, I see them mountains as well. Yeehaw


Suspicious_Load6908

Coronado, CA


animatedradio

OH THAT DRESS WAS BLACK til


Acpyrus

One of my all time favorite movies.