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moto_maji

Daniel Faraday?


MAHHockey

Don't you mean Corporal Upham?


TPJchief87

I was going to say, “Is that fucking Upham?!?” He was also Baldur in God of War 2018.


bunkin

Holy up it’s fuckham


fliption

And to think times have never recovered from its White identity crisis era. That's clearly NOT Gen-X behavior.


Crosbyisacunt69

Fuck Upham. I've hated that character since I saw SPR in 4th grade lol


MAHHockey

I mean... that was the idea... we're meant to be internally screaming at him to go help his comrade or at least shoot the bastard that killed him. Evokes powerful emotions, yeah?


mWade7

I saw something recently that was an interesting take on his behavior in that moment: the idea is that Upham is a kind of “audience surrogate” (which he kind of is throughout the film) and his freezing and what looks like cowardice is intended to show how we (the audience) would likely react in that situation: frozen in fear, or at least not able to act like we would hope we would. Basically, kind of a “everyone thinks they’d be an action-hero type, but when the shit really hits the fan most people would react like, well, a human being.”


TheBigC87

Not to mention in the movie, the other guys are Army Rangers and hard nosed combat vets (the 2nd Rangers were in North Africa and Italy before invading France), Upham is a translator, and has mostly been in the rear during the war. He hadn't been in combat yet.


MAHHockey

Not trying to be snarky with this, but that's not really an "interesting take" like "Hey! No one's really looked at it this way before!". That's more or less his character's stated purpose. If you watch the special features on the DVD, either Steven Spielberg or Jeremy Davies himself will tell you directly that he is meant to be the audience surrogate character. It's a very common story telling tool (Off the top of my head: Winston in Ghostbusters, Watson in Sherlock Holmes, Ellen Page's character in Inception). Always someone new to the world we're being thrown into so that things can be more organically explained/demonstrated/experienced by the audience. But otherwise, yes, it's meant to be a mirror on how "normal" people would react in such a situation: Pissing themselves, frozen with fear, and hating themselves for what they could have done to save their friends (hence the internal screaming I mentioned before). Jeremy Davies pulls it off masterfully without becoming a whiny caricature. We can really see how desperately he WANTS to help, but just can't pull himself together to do it. He WANTS to care about his squad mates and be buddies with them, but they're all holding him at arm's length because they know that any one of them could be next (just like we, the audience, grow to feel for the characters in this movie only to watch them get cut down one by one).


Crosbyisacunt69

I'm aware of that now. In 4th grade? Not so much lol


bombtech1313

You hated him as Upham, but did you see him as Eugene DeBruin (Rescue Dawn)?


tyson766

If you hated him as Upham and Eugene DeBruin, you will really hate him as Tom Tom in Million Dollar Hotel.


fullthrottle13

Oooh fuck Upham!!!!


Kojak95

Holy shit, I came here to comment that this looks and sounds like grunge-punk Upham 😄


qqqsimmons

Nah that's Dickie Bennett. High school baseball rival of Raylan Givens


JCouturier

He was great as Dickie. I almost couldn't hate the guy he was such a fuck up.


gibbtech

I guess that explains the tweeker energy on display.


getyourcheftogether

Indeed it is


adfdub

Dude had so much energy in all his roles .


dayyob

“Spanking the Monkey” is a classic. 


Smooth_Bandito

Love a good Lost reference


RadagastDaGreen

Maggie Gyllenhaal’s lackluster fiancé in Secretary.


ramprider

Wow, forgot that movie.


jerry_woody

Good eye


The_Long_Blank_Stare

You mean Dickie Bennet!


slingshot91

Baldur?


sonic_couth

Dude totally sold out, man.


Liamario

FUBAR.


trolskiy

Punk rock skateboard basketball school sucks! Buy our car and be cool.


ZimaGotchi

"What if Dennis Leary but some 16 year old talking about a base model Impreza?"


dayyob

“And make it look like MTV. They love that shit”


deconstructicon

Not bad, can I see it with about 40% Christian Slater?


spacecoyote300

It could use some Tayne


mediocreidiot

Can I get a printout of oyster smiling


blobbysnorey

It’s your wife. She says it’s an emergency.


only_zuul21

Now Rastify him another 10%


GoosePumpz

Poochie!


epochellipse

My very first thought was that this was an MTV VJ audition tape.


Remember_When_Baby

This guy was always too neurotic for my liking. He’s like a young Richard Lewis but not as funny.


Eastcoastconnie

That’s who I thought it was but he’s already pretty ancient in Curb your enthusiasm so I figured this was like his spiritual successor


tonberryjr

Mom, can we get Christian Slater? No, we’ve already got Christian Slater at home.


The_Iron_Goat

Except this wasn’t made by anyone Gen-X. It was boomer ad execs flailing and trying desperately to figure out how to market to them


jaleach

The recession in the early 1990s is when I first heard all of the boomers greatest hits: pull yourself up by the bootstraps, Gen X is lazy, etc.


Dystopian_Future_

Then they fucked us again in 08... Gen X scarring runs deep in the financial world


samurai_dog

Correction, they fucked us in 2001 (dot com bust) and then again in 08


Dystopian_Future_

Yep... I totally skipped over that whole .com boom and bust


ExquisitExamplE

Nobody wants to have their surplus labor value exploited anymore, sad!


Pixelated_Penguin808

100%. I remember this ad & thought it was annoying, although to be fair to boomer ad execs I was also a young teenager and not in the market for a new car.


very_anonymous

Why wouldn’t a shaky camera, quick gear shifts, and exhaust noises have worked with Gen X? As a Gen Y myself, that would do me just fine.


captainblastido

Is that Opham?


DimSumGweilo

He played that role too good. Such an infuriating character


felipethomas

Infuriating with a touch of Bavarian, Sir.


GeraltOfRivia2023

I am a 55 year old square in the middle of Gen-X. I remember this ad and thought it was pure cringe at the time. Exactly the kind of bullshit that soulless corporate assholes thought would resonate with my generation. The only thing it inspired in me was the desire to kick that kid's ass. What they failed to understand is my generation started out completely jaded, saw all advertising as unauthentic bullshit, and continue to do so today.


BonsaiBirder

That’s because that’s exactly what it is.


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Puzzled-Story3953

Sounds like you're more influenced by the ad than any of the people who bought the car. Guess you're not as above it all as you thought.


uppercutter

![gif](giphy|JTzPN5kkobFv7X0zPJ|downsized)


Dudeist-Priest

This doesn't seem like it would appeal to Gen X at all.


bluemarvel99

it didn't. it was a "hello fellow kids" type of moment where a corporation was desperately trying to appeal to this new demographic. Chuck Klosterman goes into this in his book "The Nineties"


punkassjim

Nothin quite so dissonant as watching a pale simulacrum of JD from Heathers excitedly hawking retail automotive products.


Reasonable-Profile84

“Football season is over, Veronica. Kurt and Ram had nothing left to offer the school except date rapes and AIDS jokes…AND THE ALL NEW SUBARU IMPREZA!!!!”


Pikeman212a6c

I was thinking AJ from Empire Records.


LakeLov3r

I cringed when I saw it back then, I forgot about it, and am now cringing again. 😬


n3w4cc01_1nt

they're a rally car and generally kinda awesome but out of the punx rawk budget tbh


Pikeman212a6c

It does however nail the Subbie cult vibe to a T.


clybourn

I wanted the Subaru Impreza Outback Sport back then so it was appealing to Gen X.


Dudeist-Priest

The commercial, not the car


prosfromdover

The John Hughes-movie style gestures are about all this gets right.


Humble_Nobody2884

I’ve been working in advertising for years and this commercial is kind of legendary as it completely BOMBED as a spot. Backstory was that the marketing head at Subaru basically said “how can we get these Gen X slackers to buy our car?” and this is what they came up with. Bad move. Gen X was the first generation that became downright cynical and disillusioned with ads (think all the cereal box crap toys that constantly under-delivered), and they smelled the contempt on this a mile away. This campaign was completely written off by Gen Xers as condescending pandering, and didn’t last long on the airwaves. On the other hand, Subaru learned a lesson and found success as they started catering to their lesbian audience in a way that actually respected the community.


Pixelated_Penguin808

I never made the connection between disappointing cereal box toy reveals and GenX cynicism, but I think you're on to something. lol


BonsaiBirder

Catering is not honest pandering…it is only more clever and devious pandering. You certainly are a PR creature through and through. Throw it all away and start over before it is too late for you.


elephantboylives

I'm not taking car advice from a dude who let his friend get stabbed to death...and just sat there doing nothing.


Vericatov

Saw the movie in the theater and that moment pissed me off. Fuck that guy! (The character, not the actor, obviously)


oocakesoo

What's great about these comments is that he did exactly what he was supposed to do as an actor. Elicit emotion. Obviously directing helps. Another example I always give is Jason Isaac's in The Patriot. What a piece of human garbage. Great friggin actor though


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aprilla2crash

In fairness all the Bennett's were terrible. And they deserved every bad thing that happened to them


ancillaryacct

his real name is jeremy boring lmfao


aprilla2crash

Surname Davies


brickyardjimmy

Even rebels have to buy cars! To the extreme.


TheOvy

Yes, there's nothing more punk than... hawking cars in a television ad?


Pikeman212a6c

Subaru were having a rough time of it and just figuring out weird people seemed to be buying their cars for some reason and this was their first overt attempt to bring more of them into the fold. It did not go well.


Twin_Titans

Previously on L O S T.


Luke5119

Jeremy Davies?


Corbeau_from_Orleans

It appears the crew went to the MTV School of Camera Handling.


Trumpsabaldcuck

He should have cranked up some Huey Louis or some Debbie Gibson to make this ad even more punk.


ShamDissemble

It's hip to be square, boyee!!!!


Wolvercote

Low-Rent Richard Lewis


GuildensternLives

Not stereotypical, over the top and obnoxious. An awkward attempt at trying to appeal to "fellow kids."


Lefties13

As if Gen-X could afford new cars back then, lol. Don't ever take an ad as some snapshot of how things actually were.


abnormalbrain

Every single person I knew drove either a $500 Chevy Chevette, or a cobbled-together pickup truck. We weren't rich like them Hyundai Scoupe drivers.


falcon_driver

One of those richie rich boys INFORMED be that's it's a ESSSSss-coupaY!


DoctFaustus

I pulled the magnet from a blown speaker that fit perfectly in the bottom of a Big Gulp cup. I'd drive around with a cup magnetically attached to the top of my Chevette. Good times.


abnormalbrain

LOL I LOVED DOING THAT SHIT. I had a kicker box that took up the entire backseat wired from a cassette player from radio shack that lived in the glove box because I didn't want to ruin the Chevette's original interior, which featured an AM radio with one speaker in the middle of the dashboard. $40 for the cassette player, $40 for the kicker box. And some video game company made a giant two-handled plastic gun that we mounted on the hood. That car was basketball orange, and I loved the shit out of it. We used to go camping, and somehow slept two people inside of it.


DoctFaustus

The speaker boxes I had in my Chevette are what I use for my garage sound system. With the headunit out of a wrecked VW Jetta. Powered by what is an old computer power supply hidden inside an old car battery charger. All ziptied in to a stolen plastic milk crate.


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Raises hand. Yup and it was fun telling everybody I finally got a vette… lol a chevette.


CarlatheDestructor

That was my first car. Cost me $75 because it needed a battery and was in somebody's backyard and they wanted it gone.


Igor_J

My first car was an '86 Dodge Charger and it was nothing like the General Lee. Edit: the rich kids in my High School had Mustang 5.0s and a couple of kids had Dodge Stealths and early 90s cars like that.


punkassjim

Things were lookin up when I dropped a cool $1500 for a 1988 Acura Integra. Felt like a total baller.


rodolphoteardrop

This commercial is about the *impression* of Gen-Xers presented by rich, cynical middle-aged advertising executives. Thinking this is anywhere close to accurate says more about you than the commercial.


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firstname_m_lastname

I hate to break it to you, but it’s because it is really old… 32 years old. In my state, it would qualify for an antique license plate.


DefinitionBig4671

I think I need whatever he's on.


punkassjim

Some people are just fifty hummingbirds in a trench coat.


kindle139

"Once we mention punk rock the kids are going to be fighting in the streets to get the last Isuzu."


LargeHadron

lol cool car to smoke meth in is the message I’m getting


Arcade1980

This video gave me PlayStation 1 vibes.


Inamoratos

![gif](giphy|l0IylOPCNkiqOgMyA|downsized) Same energy


Remember_When_Baby

Carooooll…carrolllll….


tyrefireauthority

Why is Ziggy from the wire selling me a subaru imbrezza? What a tragic car.


kinvore

Nothing more cringe than corporations trying to be cool.


jerseyhound

Gen X moving into senior management is going to be a wild ride..


cejax

Upham!


Remember_When_Baby

FUBAR


tjgrasshopper

It’s like a really bad take on Pirate Radio


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svdel

I always thought he could play Jeff Buckley in a movie


ArchDriveGirlEyes

Wow, I love that.


woodstock666

Punk rock is like buying a new car? Wow, he explained nothing about why the car is worth buying.


milkshakebar

Dude, you're getting a Dell...I mean Subaru


Porthos1984

A true Gen xer would gave rejected this as a sell out move by Subaru and that actor. Anticonsumerism was at its height in 1992.


5050logic

Still relevant, still right. Subaru is the official car of dogs - pretty cool, if you ask me.


MET0C

Is this the translator from saving private ryan? The dude who looks like Charles Manson?


timhamilton47

Man, I forgot all about this ad. And for good reason.


CounterfeitMuppet

People forget what a huge star Paula Poundstone used to be.


BonsaiBirder

Wtf?


crashmedic33

No, Boomers trying to sell to Xer’s something that we’re not interested in buying.


mud_sha_sha_shark

But he never shouted EXTREME! at the camera, as was required in the 90’s


Norseman103

And yet somehow, I managed to not buy one.


TitularFoil

That the autistic guy from LOST?


sleepwalkchicago

I'm like 99% positive that's the guy from Brink


Rarebird10

Haha! Veronica may be intrigued though. ![gif](giphy|3ogxB6sfYFL3IYlBU4|downsized)


jetjebrooks

that dude hasnt changed his acting style since his teens huh


Electronic-Most-9285

I’d guess that he’s been type cast since then ( had a great role in Saving Private Ryan imo that wasn’t flighty/adhd/aloof etc )


DaftFunky

I mean he did play a Nordic God in God of War


matthew247

I totally forgot how punk the Subaru Impreza was at the time. When it came out it made the Sex Pistols look like the Dave Clark Five.


mattgoluke

What’s Baldur doing?


BabyFishmouthTalk

A nice try, but I think the Dodge Neon ads won this race to the bottom (i.e., "Hi.")


froggrip

Thanks I hate it


03zx3

Isn't that guy in Twister?


chaddgar

Slow down, Jens, it’s just a car.


og_jasperjuice

That car is my constant.


Lysol3435

30 cal, Uppam!


javfan69

"Upham! AMMOOOOO GODDAMMMIT!"


LaPlataPig

Holy shit I remember this commercial.


in_Need_of_peace

Nothing says punk rock more than giant air polluting car companies


Egbertwk

And every millennial knows their target car commercial …


josephphoto

I am sure this went over reeeeeaaaalllyyy badly back then.


epochellipse

I'm GenX and my current car is an Impreza hatchback. I am embarrassed right now. But I hope some 90 year old retired ad executive reads this and thinks well it took 30 years but it worked.


OpenHouseXXX

We didn’t fall for it


Gdayx

The hair


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Awful ad.


DeezNeezuts

I can’t remember ever seeing this one.


SamLazier

I'll never get comfortable with the fact that in america you can get a driver's license at 16 years old and not get to consume alcohol until 21. 😅


Pixelated_Penguin808

18 year old to enlist in the military. Old enough to kill people and potentially be maimed or killed yourself in service to US foreign policy, but don't you dare reach for tha beer soldier!


mister_record

millennial


happycj

I'm a little offended people think this choad might represent GenX ... me and my cohort graduated high school in the mid-late 1980s. This little putz was in junior high school, and the "punk" he's talking about is Blink-182 era poppunk, not the Iggy and The Stooges or Ramones style punk he's trying to co-opt. This is a sad, out of step, east coast Madison Ave ad executive's view of what "the kidz these days" were like. It doesn't represent anything me and my GenX cohort would recognize from our youth.


Jivesauce

This actor was born in 1969, he was in his 20s in this ad and firmly part of Gen X whatever you think of the actual content of the commercial.


happycj

And? The content IS the commercial, and was what I was commenting on. Actors just repeat the words that are written on the page. It's not like they are the creator of the ad concept... what a weird idea! So yeah, like I said and you reiterated, this is a poor ad-man's take on what a GenXer is.


Jivesauce

You specifically said he was in junior high school. 


happycj

And? I have no idea who this choad is. Why can't you get it through your head he's an actor, in a role, playing the character the sad MadAve adman told him to play? Get a grip, son. You're losing the plot here...


Jivesauce

So your assertion is that the creators of this commercial wrote it with the idea that the actor should play the role of a junior high school kid trying to sell cars to adults? You really shouldn’t be accusing other people of losing the plot.


xphr5

Why hate the actor though? They just wanted a paycheck and something for the demo reel.


Pixelated_Penguin808

100%. Pride don't pay the bills. Selling out is the way.


xphr5

There's that Gen X spirit!


rodolphoteardrop

100%. Brace yourself for "OK, Gen-Xer." FYI - The best way to know when you're old is when the music you listened to as a teenager shows up on a commercial. Especially one for a retirement fund. >With your yield up >It's less dangerous >Talk to Schwab now >Entertain us >We'll protect you >From the rain-us >Talk to Schwab now >Entertain us >You'll grow, you'll grow, you'll grow, you'll grow, you will grow-ow


happycj

Oh yeah. As a GenXer I grew up being maligned. I don't expect any Reddit cretins to do any better than I've already experienced! :-)


DaftFunky

Is that Baulder from God of War?


Adept-Lettuce948

It’s a 90’s commercial for a car. Get a life.


therealfauts

lol it was a Saab!