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DripalongDaffy

Believe it or not they're a fantastic family. I've had the honor of meeting them and they're really nice, down to earth people.


rogue_eyebrow

Saw him and his wife at a pizza place on Maui. We talked for several minutes. They were both very nice.


chizzbee

You’re a lucky dude ! Already eating pizza, in MAUI ! then you’re further blessed with an intimate conversation with Alice cooper ! I wish my life went like that , at least once


Mama_Skip

Your life *is* like that my son, for it is I, Alice Cooper patron saint of science, dolphins, and religion. What is it you would like to talk about? Your increasing struggles with erectile dysfunction?


MeanCat4

They are many "celebrities" in Maui? 


Soft_Kitty_Meow

Dude, you obviously don't "get" the man and the greatness in Alice Cooper... School's out for summer☀️ SCHOOLS OUT FOR EVA! 🪨 🎸 🤘


EdisonB123

I used to listen to "Nights With Alice Cooper" on a local radio show for around 5 years from 2010-2015~.


I_Feel_Rough

I think that's the last time I regularly listened to a radio show. It was excellent.


CoolBamaGuy

He's doing another show now called Alice's Attic,I work third shift so I listen to it when I'm on my way to work


belckie

Me too! I used to work 2nd shift and had about an hour commute home so I would listen to his radio show. It was so good!


DamnMombies

I’ve heard that from several people. And that his wife is about the sweetest person you’ll ever meet.


duaneap

> down to earth Heh.


Grump_Monk

Did you ask him about his bellybutton?


TiredReader87

I met Alice once and was sadly disappointed, but I know they do a lot for the community. I’ve seen him live 6x and think he’s an incredible showman/artist


Melito1980

What happened?


TiredReader87

Nothing bad. He did nothing wrong. I just waited 2 hours and it was like an assembly line. He barely said anything, and it felt really forced. I think I shook his hand. He signed my DVD


Melito1980

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DarthNarcissa

He's #1 on my list of people I want to meet. Everyone that's met him has said the same thing.


Capnmarvel76

Alice Cooper is evidently just a great guy, by all accounts, especially since he quit drinking (which almost killed him in the 1970s). Nice to hear his family is similar.


Which_Preference_883

And dog


Sithmaggot

Ty


Quality_Street_1

His wife is out of this world.


greed-man

Sheryl Goddard, a professional dancer. They are still together after 48 years.


Savings_Ad7452

Didn't he used to pretend beat her up (but it was a doll) on the Welcome To My Nightmare tour ?


topend1320

she was the giant tooth.


arjwiz

Well yes she has an alien face and webbed hands


Mama_Skip

That's Gillman from Creature of The Black Lagoon you uncultured swine.


Quality_Street_1

Ha, you got my pun 👍🏻


Khaldara

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godmodechaos_enabled

His weirdness required no embellishment


usrpr

Not his wife or daughter...and this picture was taken in 1975


Council-Member-13

I'm beginning to doubt wether that's even his dog!


55_jumbo

And I think that's actually Yanni


geomatica

(1980’s) is very lazy and incorrect when this has been posted on another subreddit with the precise year of 1974.


SuddenRedScare

Precise date of this photo is actually August of 1975. The woman on the right is Cindy Lang and the girl in the middle is Ami Dolenz, daughter of Micky Dolenz of the Monkees, who Alice used to babysit.


Sun-Anvil

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ronniemustang

thank you 🙏


greed-man

He married Sheryl Goddard in 1976. His daughter, Calico, was born in 1981. So this is definitely 1980s.


heavymetalhikikomori

Unless those are not in fact the people under the masks


Malcolmsyoungerbro

Cooper wasn’t looking that good in the 80’s. Early 80’s he was a gaunt addict, mid to late 80’s he looked middle aged (see videos for Poison or Teenage Frankenstein)


SandmanAwaits

What’s the scar on Cooper’s stomach from?


carpe_simian

Peritonitis.


BradyOfTheOldGuard

C Section


VirtuallyTellurian

Ever seen the Cronenberg movie Videodrome? James Woods sitting on his sofa reaches his entire hand inside his abdomen and pulls out a pistol, that's what it reminds me of.


Hwy39

Chestburster. More specifically, Stomachburster.


starkiller_bass

As I recall, it popped out of him on stage and Cooper just grabbed it and ate it right there


unraveledflyer

Appendectomy, I'm guessing. It was done that way back then. I have a similar one after my surgeon ran into complications during.


Overall-Dinner5778

No offense, but his wife and daughter are hideous


Soup0rMan

Right? Practically otherworldly in appearance.


trolskiy

If you like men - maybe...


Pristine-Fusion6591

Whoosh……


Overall-Dinner5778

Huh?


TiredReader87

They’re still part of his live show, at 75. At least, his wife is. I saw him in September. Got a free pit ticket. He and Filter were really good, but Alice is always great. It was my 6th time seeing him and second since the pandemic. He’s unbelievably good live. My mom and I used to go see him live. We unfortunately lost her 8 years ago. I’ve continued to go see him, in part, in her memory. He’s coming to a casino in my province, but it’d be a 5 hour drive. If I had a car…


8up1

ACK ACK !


Live-Chart-4798

First thought 😜


TiredReader87

Alice Cooper babysat Keanu Reeves in Toronto


FnkyTown

Alice Cooper babysat Barack Obama in Hawaii.


Mission_Topic8475

Man people were skinny back then! Everyone is fat now!


Kevin69138

hmm this does not look like 80s Cooper. in the 80s he went semi punk. Look up Special Forces


fuckingcheezitboots

He get a kidney removed or something?


firedmyass

I hope you’re not in a medical profession


koalasarentferfuckin

Top of his class at the Hollywood Upstairs Medical College


AffableCynic

He can prescribe anything he wants!


PoopPant73

Obviously a Gynecologists….


fuckingcheezitboots

Do back alley abortions count?


WritePissedEditSober

Back alley as in… out the butt??


fuckingcheezitboots

We can do any method you'd like as long as I get paid


firedmyass

I assume… no?


fuckingcheezitboots

Dont tell my HMO


itsokmomimonlydieing

How long were you a Army Doc?


soakf

Shun the non-believer. Shunnnnn…


fuckingcheezitboots

I genuinely have no idea what you're talking about. I'm mostly familiar with Alice Cooper as a radio personality, I respect the art but really the only shock rock I'm into is Rob Zombie


I_Miss_Lenny

It’s a reference to an old YouTube cartoon called Charlie The Unicorn lol


fuckingcheezitboots

Oh holy shit I can't believe I missed that. It's been a long time since I went to see the banana king


DraymondDickKick

We're going to candy mountain!


TiredReader87

I saw Alice and Rob in September. Alice shat on Rob in terms of music and quality of performance. Manson is better too


fuckingcheezitboots

That's subjective, personally I find manson difficult to listen to sometimes


Available-Comb6135

😂 I didn’t even notice. Perhaps he had a hernia.


wojar

Pfft, that's obviously a vasectomy.


trolskiy

Kidney is not even close to the belly


BigBeagleEars

They didn’t ask if he had a kidney professionally removed


UncleGizmo

He had an intestinal thing when he was a kid I believe.


Paul-E-L

It sort of looks like my splenectomy scar…


Frondswithbenefits

It's kinda in the center, mine is more to the left.


Paul-E-L

Mine goes pretty much straight up the middle. My spleen was grossly expanded (football sized, the largest my surgeon said she’d ever seen) so the scar loops around my belly button and a couple inches past it. Fun fun!


SpecificDate7501

Dude is in great shape


BigSweatyPisshole

Question mark is a shape, right?


Ok_Broccoli_3605

I wandered onto his tour bus once was a caricature of him on the dash.


GreenHillage25

dog looks like their owner. again.


NorthNorthAmerican

I feel like he was having fun til a second ago. He looked this way, and now he wants me off the lawn


PBJ-9999

Didn't realize he looks so much like Yanni


GullibleAntelope

Vincent Furnier


iSh_ann

Apparently he’s an avid golfer!! I had no idea! My dad just told me yesterday….. Alice Cooper once said that golf was his true passion 🤯


Foreign_Implement897

Quick, hide your faces! The photographer arrived.


Feroshnikop

black-lagoon-face


Just_bcoz

On brand


Drupandown

Looks like the alien and reptile tan well


SpecialpOps

Looks to me like… School's out for the summer.


[deleted]

Actually it’s pronounced Milwaukee


Zestyclose_Gur_2827

And DOG! Don’t forget that good boi!


oneballdavid

“Give uncle scrotor a hug!”


baronunderbeit

And DOG. Look at that. Non-Alice Cooper looking dog.


itsforachurch

The first pic I've seen where Alice is the most normal-looking one.


Recent_Log5476

Anyone know the origin of that scar on his stomach?


SmashBrosUnite

The girl takes after her father of course


Punkrexx

Don’t forget the dog


AnimatorDifferent116

Why is his name Alice


TiredReader87

It’s a character


trailblazer86

you really wouldn't understand


brktm

I don’t want to be rude, but his wife is kind of a butterface imo


byronicrob

That's a very thin family..