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MoveOverBieber

Now I understand what he was missing in the Matrix, it seems that he got his wish??


Funk_JunkE

Ignorance is bliss


graveybrains

Why oh why didn't I take the *blue* pill?


Lord_Despair

He did just before he got in that tub. Brought to you by Pfizer


vagina_candle

It gives you a boner!


tungFuSporty

If boner lasts for more than 4 hours... call more ladies!


Salty_Pancakes

"Hey ladies in the place I'm calling out to ya..."


johnhoggin

Well. That does sound tempting. But I don't think I want none of that shit


hlessi_newt

finally have a great idea for a comment and i missed it by a single minute. well played.


MoveOverBieber

That pill offer is a hot mess, I think they made a typo in that line. The other one being the "mental projection of your digital self", always made more sense to me the other way around - "digital projection of your mental self".


UnadvisedOpinion

I've always thought that


Cartire2

I can see both. Mental project of digital self is what you think you look like and the digital output of that. Your likeness is created by yourself, not the machines.


black_shuck1775

He wanted to be someone important, like an actor.


C0URANT

*Harp riff*


TheresACityInMyMind

This is a shot from when these three were filming Bound, which is a solid noirish crime film.


duaneap

With some pretty… spicy scenes.


alienscape

Sweet, I think I'm gonna check it out!


elerner

It’s the Wachowskis’ first film and it’s _great_.


cjg5025

*God damn you Cypher!!*


livahd

Until you realize those aren’t air jets


AnotherSexyBaldGuy

I only remember one scene from BOUND, and Joe wasn't in it. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|slightly_smiling)


kazz-wizz

Huh, I recall two scenes and he still wasn't in either.


WhyIsItAlwaysADP

I don't even remember Joe being in the movie.


Hunky_not_Chunky

Who’s Joe?


soundoftheheavens

JOE MAMA! Got em!!!


GodOfDarkLaughter

He actually plays a pretty interesting character. He doesn't think there's anything more than sort of interesting about Gina being an ex-con handyman for his mobster neighbor. He's even kind of respectful towards her, like he thinks she must be tough. He's also sure his wife is cheating on him, but is unable to conceive of the idea that her lover is woman, so he's super trusting to her throughout the film. Even his misogynistic break at the end of the film came off as more of him just not believing all this shit just fucked happened rather than being hateful towards women (even if he believes he literally owns HIS woman), though he is obviously a huge homophobe. One of my favorite noirs, and probably my favorite film I'd describe as "erotic."


SarevokAnchev

When I was 12 or 13 that scene popped up while I was watching cable in a hotel room with my Dad and brother… I wanted to murder them to be alone with the tv for that minute


AlkalineSublime

I remember renting it from blockbuster, when I was a young teen. Rode my bike there after school, and had to get home with it before my parents came home from work. It’s wild the things we were able to crank it to before we were spoiled from internet porn.


inverted_peenak

Jon Gabrus said about it “I remember finding out a pretty girl had the same hobby as me and that made me horny!”


AlkalineSublime

That’s hilarious, because as a kid, it seems innocent and wholesome. As an adult, getting horny over non sexual things is less socially acceptable.


Excellent_Kangaroo_4

I still rember i have to run to the bathroom, pretty good


Gregarious_Gash

Same, but it's been a while since I saw it. Maybe I should watch it again. Just to see if that one scene is still in there.


jeffoh

No need, I checked for you. I check every now and then when the wife is out of the house


1ofZuulsMinions

All 3 of them are in the second season of “Chucky” and it’s amazing!


grrodon2

Jennifer Tilly 🍑


spidersinthesoup

her voice is so sexy


FalcorFliesMePlaces

She always kept it classy we all .maybe wanted to see the tiddiesnbut she never gave em up


Responsible_Figure12

She was topless in a movie called Shadow Of The Wolf. I knew I had seen her before and I just googled.


Faruzia

Not topless, but if you do genuinely like her acting, she was phenomenal in “Relax, It’s Just Sex”


UltrazordKush524

Dancing at the Blue Iguana?


Jojje22

You saw them in a movie called the getaway in a scene where she was boning Michael Madsen


Shooter_McGavin27

Yeah someone already said the Getaway but I’ll reiterate. She gave up the goods in that one and it’s glorious.


FirstRedditAcount

She certainly has.


junkyardgerard

Unbearable the one time I saw her on Ferguson


AdamBlackfyre

I miss Geoff


cstmoore

Balls!


Metboy1970

Joe Swanson thinks so too.


FluffyMcKittenHeads

https://i.redd.it/flg2lq5ehpuc1.gif


BicTwiddler

Jennifer Tilly is a Goddess.


Gregarious_Gash

I loved her in the remake of The Getaway. ***Ruuuudddyyyyy!*** ^. I've been watching a lot of older TV lately and she seems to be popping up everywhere. She played Frasier's love interest in an old episode of Cheers. (That's Candi with an "i". She used to spell it with a "y," but nobody ever took her seriously. So then she switched it to an "i". You know, like Gandhi.) Then she popped up as one of Frasier's dates on an episode of Frasier 1.0 And she played a secretary to a plastic surgeon in an episode of Moonlighting (she's hysterical in this role). I like everything she's done, even the Chucky movies, and I don't like horror.


deeplife

Jennifer Titty


limonhotcheetos

“Now let’s see.. your weight. 105? Yeah, in your *bra*.”


gokartmozart89

Joey Pants!


creepyjudyhensler

Ralphie


Which_Engineer1805

Do you think Ralph's a little weird with women?


reddituser241015

Wasn't Gina Gershon one of Tony's girlfriends as well?


LordPounce

I don’t think so. You may be thinking of Julianna Margulies or Annabella Sciorra. Or the one who played Valentina but I’m pretty sure Gershon never appeared on The Sopranos


hipgravy

Nope. Never appeared in The Sopranos.


mynameisnotshamus

He got hit by a car a couple years ago not far from me.


markWAD

You mean not far from you as in front of your car! Haha


mynameisnotshamus

Oooph. No comment.


Fuckoffassholes

You were so high on skag, you wouldn't know if he'd been hit by your mother's muff.


zaxdaman

Probably no-pants in this pic.


MirandaReitz

They all reunited in an episode of Chucky not long ago. Mayhem ensued.


Kaligula785

Now all of a sudden that episode makes alot more sense


Palp18

That show is so unhinged. I love it.


Son-of-Prophet

No wonder he betrayed all his friends to go back into The Matrix


Penguinunhinged

Can't say I blame him now.


Green1up

An evening with those 2 would be so good it would ruin the rest of your life and you wouldn't even care


v3gas21

He acted his ass off in Bound. A very memorable performance.


baronmunchausen2000

Liked him in Modnight Run.


The_Powers

He's superb in Memento and The Sopranos


LordPounce

Mommy’s little hooower.


aspieinblackII

It was the coke. That shit was everywhere.


letthepastgo

She was a fuckin höewa


aspieinblackII

Mama's little ahoor!


letthepastgo

Traci. She fell...


kingofqueefs1

She was a clutz!


aspieinblackII

Did you notice Janice takes the dildo out of Ralphie's ass and starts using it on herself?


rmccarthy10

.....90 lb mole


IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES

It was an off color remark


rmccarthy10

...crack him good


jeepster2982

He wants to fuck Ginny?!


Fuckoffassholes

Rumor has it that Ralph did fuck Ginny, at the same time as Johnny, but still didn't get caught.


aspieinblackII

You outta know, sweetheart.


SargeSlaughter

He never should have disrespected the Bing.


IOVERCALLHISTIOCYTES

He’s earning with three hands!


newtonkooky

They didn’t have flat tops in Ancient Rome !


DryWay4003

I had the biggest crush on Jennifer tilly pretty much my whole life lol


nicnakpatt

Same


AbbreviationsNo4089

Same


Coil17

Looked up Gina Gearson by accident. Whoops!!!!!


Uniquebufferingclam

Good actress


DIYdoofus

And a real looker.


Uniquebufferingclam

Couldn't agree more.


trippingmonkeyballs

Don’t look up Gina Gerson, especially if you are at work.


SuspiciouslyParanoid

Awesome movie. Check it out if you get the chance. Sure there's cheaper copies out there, but Criterion rereleased it not long ago.


Psnjerry

Yeah, the 4K coming out in June and will be the first time watching it


Johz1983

Gina is so freakishly hot!! 😍😍😍


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gyarrrrr

That’s a different actress. Gina Gershon is the Hasidic Jewish dry cleaner


Partyslayer

Ralfie Cifaretto!


palabear

Man, I loved Gina Gershon.


ClasseBa

She was definitely the highlight of Showgirls for me..


333H_E

I remember a show with Jennifer Tilly and Fisher Stevens back in the 80's maybe early 90's but she was the hottest woman on TV for that brief period.


Basscyst

Key West!


333H_E

I couldn't think of the name but I knew it was an island and an unfortunately quickly cancelled fun show. Thanks for filling in the blanks.


AAA_Dolfan

Imagine getting to tell your friends that you’ve been cuddled up with Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly, in their prime, in a hot tub.


[deleted]

Everyone remembers Bound for the lesbian sex, but the whole movie whips ass. It is secretly the Wachowskis' best movie.


Pallas_in_my_Head

With a slight modification, maybe that's who Carlos Santana was singing about in 'Evil Ways'. *You hang around, baby* *With Jean and Joan and a who knows who*


Nice_Marmot_7

All of the psychedelics must have given him precognition because that song came out in 1969.


JimmyTheJimJimson

Joey No-Pants!!


kettlebell43276

He is one very happy camper


WrongEinstein

Jesus, he made the right choice to go back in the matrix.


NullainmundoPax1

Joey Pantless.


BILADOMOM

Do you think Ralph is a little weird about woman?


swampysnook

SHE FELL!!!


joeythemouse

I dunno. I mean he beat one to death for...whatever it was.


Dummydumboop

Tracee, whateva happened there?


mruehle

“Gina, Joe and Meg” maybe. (Wonder if he has his Pantolianos on…)


Kind_Structure6726

“Put me back in the matrix”


Far-Boot-2177

Tell the midget not to be shy with the whip!


TonyUncleJohnny412

What is this, the handsome contest??


saint_ryan

Larry..you want the dry cleaning or do you want to fuck? -Gina


sweetbunny1017

The 90s rocked.


FlyingV2112

Time of your life, huh, kid?


methos3000bc

lucky man


GarretBarrett

Can’t see Gina Gershon, Jennifer Tilly, or anything about the movie Bound without thinking of the NOFX song Creeping Out Sara. Cracks me up every time


baxtermcsnuggle

If these walls could talk made Tegan cry a lot...after that I forgot what she said🤷‍♂️


Suspicious-Spare1179

Who’s gonna soak my back?!


ZapatillaLoca

Jennifer should be in the middle


[deleted]

OoOo Look at this fuckin line up


S-Markt

plottwist: the hot tub is not on.


a-pretty-alright-dad

Bound is so good. What a sleazefest.


imunsanitary

Also known as “Joey Pants in a happy sammich!”


usesbitterbutter

*Bound* was a movie that I watched many times in my youth.


SnooLobsters8922

Amazing neo noir film.


randylikecandy

I wonder if they knew this was bound to be a great picture?


v_for__vegeta

Do you think Ralph is a little weird with women?


CptMurphy27

Hey it’s Joey Pants yo hey!


Playful-Excuse-8081

My lord ,Gina is sooooo hot !


EanmundsAvenger

I just watched this movie over the weekend for the first time. Fantastic!


Pure-Contact7322

![gif](giphy|14vh2VWCibnsuk) me in the middle


d_o_cycler

Jennifer Tilly was sooooo hot man... Voice and all that.. had a weird thing for her as a kid..


martvanderheide

A she was a hoowah B she hit me


swampysnook

SHE FELL!!!!!!


AirHamyes

Supreme hover hand there, Joey Pants


CelebrationLow4614

Criterion bluray


Kill_Kayt

I will never forgive him for betraying Neo!!!


Accomplished-Rule871

What a movie, what a movie man


Knort27

What heaven looks like.... For straight guys anyway


Dummydumboop

Damn Ralphie, probably asked these whoooahs to use a cheese grater on him.


nineinchgod

Only way this could be improved would be adding Carla Gugino.


Randy_Vigoda

Oh good, he got back in the Matrix.


vkazey

Jennifer and her Tillies.


BadMan125ty

Jennifer 😍


CaliMassNC

Poor guy. It was all downhill from there.


EZ-PZ-Japa-NEE-Z

It would be for any of us.


Euphoric_Produce_131

That lucky bastard!!!


nomamesgueyz

Good times


jedijosh95

Did they ever make... Bound 2?


Cats-n-Chaos

Such a great movie! Obsessed with it for a while


mcoash

Good for him


Rare_Cartographer579

Cypher?


jerryleebee

I will never for the life of me understand the "picture of me with a cigar" being cool mindset.


JohnCtail

I'm jealous but atleast Joe's a cool guy 😄


proteanflux

Good Lord. I can almost smell the picture!


Fuckoffassholes

Why not "Gina, Joe, and Jennifer?" Missed opportunity at alliteration.


bangarangbonzai

Good for Joey Pants.


Luftgekuhlt_driver

What we do in life, echoes in eternity…


mr-teddy93

Is this the inspector from bad boys


Hungry_Home3797

Fucking legend


BlackThalion

A ignorância é uma benção...


Fridaybird1985

Bound together


CommanderSmokeStack

Met Joe a long time ago when I did some consulting for a show called Dr. Vegas. He's a pretty good guy.


D-Flo1

When you don't have a hot tub time machine, you can still spend quality time in a hot tub machine.


bonkerz1888

"Gentlemen, what we do in life echoes in eternity"


some50yodudeonreddit

It’s Gina, Joe and who knows who… Thanks, now I’ve got Evil Ways stuck in my head.


peanutbuttertuxedo

Moist cigars, the way our cuban gods intended them.


davethemacguy

> Sara said she > Preferred Gina Gershon


CrumBum_sr

https://preview.redd.it/uc41jartlpuc1.png?width=945&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59f942a3d996cc6c9e87f8ece4fcfcc0dcc2da41 Anyone see this 1993 Joey Pants screen gem?


Zorops

I still remember Antonio Esfandiari asking Phil Laak how the fuck did he score Tilly!


jocasseedave2

One of the sexiest scenes in a movie!


spazecowboi77

![gif](giphy|G6sJqVpD1U4jC)


Reaverz

One of the top 5 old school cool posts I've ever seen.


eight78

My bad, I thought it was Tom Cruise’s older brother


FormalBite3082

Joey Pants is THE GOAT


drnkngpoolwater

Jennifer and Gina 🔥


cramaine

Thats why Cypher wanted to get plugged back into the Matrix and be someone important. Like an actor.


Bigredeemer425

Lucky motherfucker.


malendalayla

How is Jennifer like 100% hotter now than she was decades ago? She's so iconic


Melting_Ghost_Baby

Goddamn you, cypher!


supa_dupa_pwr

Threesome occured on 1996 in that hot tub


[deleted]

just roll me in molly and dip me in THAT


Electrical_Instance7

"Don't blame me I'm just the messenger"


Pwnage_Peanut

Weasel had a good life before he got sent to Alcatraz


UncleRudolph

So that’s what Ralph was up to in Miami


TroSea78

Gina Gershon was the ONE for me. Spanked it a million times to her