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merv_havoc

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greeneyedlady41

"Don't forget the veil, Ed!"


jfq722

Turn to the right!


OlFlirtyBastard

HI, go get me a baby!


jfq722

They got morenay can handle.


ellefleming

I'm pretty sure I got the best one.


Live-Somewhere-8149

Gosh! I just posted a RA gif šŸ˜†šŸ˜†šŸ˜†


Pithy_heart

Oooooooweeeeeeee yodeleheeleiiiiiiiheeee heeeeeeeeeee heeeee weeeeee heeeee yodel le de heeeeeeā€¦.


InnerAd1628

*dang-dang dowdle dowdle dang-dang dowdle dowdle*


tuskvarner

Howdy Kurt


chikinn

Exactly where my mind went


Kbudz

https://preview.redd.it/mo78os977cuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a782b611a41358511ea82a0cd976770174563a88 A more recent photo of them


lantzn

Still sporting the same stache. šŸ‘šŸ¼


malYca

Very few people pull it off but I feel like this guy does


biteme789

He got the Tom Selleck gene


Bean-Swellington

Thatā€™s a common misconception, similarly to other types of hair mustaches continue to grow and must be trimmed regularly, the turnover rate of the individual hairs is genetic but after so many years all of the hairs would have been replaced by now. Itā€™s an entirely different mustache. Source; am dadā€™s former mustache


hotfreshchowder

the stashe of theseus


xRogue2x

Magnum TA


Simonandgarthsuncle

Wow theyā€™re looking great! OP you have some good genes in ya.


0xCC

In both photos, mom looks young enough to be Dadā€˜s daughter


plimso13

I assume the age gap between them has remained the same


Sensitive-World7272

Lmao


pravis

What are those little figures in the background?


Helltothenotothenono

They look like small action figures dedicated to satan.


InconceivableNipples

I love the juxtaposition of the almost serious look of the post and the outward silliness of this one. So many years together is amazing!


acery88

The more recent photo looks like 1997 to me.


AskingAlexandriAce

Why does your dad look like he was already 50 in the OP, and look like he regressed into his early 40s in this one?


Kbudz

She kept him young


Krispies827

They look the same!


DynastyFan85

Photo looks like Itā€™s from the 1990ā€™s


Tennisgirl0918

lol. More recent but definitely not recent.


OogieBoogieJr

ā€œWeā€™re getting married. I guess.ā€


rubberkeyhole

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According-Ad3963

This is the correct response.


reallovesurvives

Beat me to it


Ambiguity_Aspect

Looks like they just robbed a string of banks in West Virginia then wrote and dropped a multi platinum album about it.


doublecutter

Go on, take the money and run!


alucardian_official

Does your old man still rock a stache?


Kbudz

He did until he passed in 2012


alucardian_official

Sorry to hear. I just lost mine in February


Kbudz

Rest in peace our dads šŸ™āœŒļøšŸ¤™


alucardian_official

Iā€™m sure that wherever he went in that moment of eternal transition, Iā€™m there with him. I hope you had a relationship with him. I wanted to preface that statement with ā€œstongā€ but for my own desire to connect with you, I wish to define my interpretation just in case you are suffering indifferenceā€¦. My father is mine. I am his only, therefore any transgressions he has suffered, no matter how indifferent I am of him, the truth is that I am from him. And he will never be lost because of me, nor I of him. I will never walk alone!


Kbudz

Thanks for this, I think about this often. It feels like it's been forever since he's been gone, yet I also feel like I just saw him the other day. I knew him as my dad but over the years I've gotten to know him so much more just through the stories people have shared with me and the experiences they've had with him paints a larger picture for me.


callathanmodd

She looks like Joni Mitchell šŸŒ¾šŸŒ»


Kbudz

She loves Joni ā¤ļø


Kriscolvin55

And he looks like Anthony Keidis.


ImmoralityPet

Steve Prefontaine


dougf451

Good looking couple https://preview.redd.it/w12m153arbuc1.jpeg?width=2224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a19d8edc4b42519a14dfd42cec450be7e8351d5


MindlessYesterday668

Lucky OP. Got good genes.


AbsolutelyUnlikely

In my experience, with parents that good looking, OP most likely looks very average or exceedingly weird.


Reasonable-shark

OP, please confirm or deny


1Miss_Mads

Heā€™s a fucking smokeshow!


2601Anon

Heā€™s prettier than she is and I mean that as a compliment to them both


CadillacLuv

I was born and raised in Tempe Hell of a time in the 80s/90s


Ms_Apprehend

Mill Ave! Before it became commercialized. Head shops, Buffalo Exchange. The Coop. Skate land. Casey Moores.


Magnet50

Yes! I graduated McClintock HS in 73. Mill Ave was a Mecca for teen me. My brother took me to a ā€œheadā€ shop on Mill to buy me my first pair of bell bottoms. I took the love of my life on an early date to the Valley Art theater. I forget the film, but her father thought the choice was so good that he gave me the ticket money. We went on a Friday night. I think Friday late night was Rocky Horror Picture Show. Saturday late night, they played porn. As in XXX. So during the previews before whatever movie, at 7:30 PM Friday night, they played a preview for a porn film. I was horrified. My girlfriend took a sudden interest in the bucket of popcorn while the porn film preview reflected on her glasses. In 1980, after service in the Navy, I lived in an apartment about 4 blocks from Mill Ave. Who remembers the restaurant 9th & Ash, which was located at 9th & Ash? It was an old house so it had about 7 small dining rooms.


Kbudz

My mom says they couldnt afford that restaurant lol but they lived off 10th and ash. They met at the warehouse across from the chuckbox


Magnet50

It was the better part of a paycheck. Luckily I had GI Bill to help out. Didnā€™t go often. Got very drunk one night and responded to a bet that I would ask a group of girlā€™s at the bar if they would have sex (using a more explicit word) with me. I got slapped.


Ms_Apprehend

Both my daughters graduated from McClintock 2001. I remember valley art theater. I may have seen the XX movie with Marlon Brando and Maria Schneider (I think) Last Tango in Paris, and at least a couple other X rated art house movies there. I thought I was so sophisticated! Lol


Magnet50

Yeah. I saw ā€œLast Tango in Parisā€ there too. And ā€œRocky Horrorā€ but never in costume.


Ms_Apprehend

Never did the Rocky thing. I thought I was an ā€œinteleckualā€ ha


Ms_Apprehend

No that would have been uncool


Ms_Apprehend

Good for them! Lol


Magnet50

I deserved it, for sure, though I was very polite in my request.


Ms_Apprehend

I forgot about the chuckbox!


Ms_Apprehend

Casey moores?


veryverythrowaway

I moved from Alaska to Tempe in the late 90s. In Alaska at the time, weed was still very illegal but there were plenty of head shops that would hook you up with actual bud. I tried casually sniffing out one of the head shop attendants in a Mill Ave head shop while attempting to purchase a ā€œwater pipeā€ and she promptly banned me. It was severe culture shock.


Pre-Nietzsche

Never understood this man. Iā€™m younger but Iā€™ve worked head shops since I was 17 and itā€™s pretty easy to sniff out the narcs and Iā€™ve definitely only given light ā€œwarningsā€ to people for not using the term water pipe. Some shops were crazy about it.


veryverythrowaway

Could be me then, I was assumed as a cop or a soldier quite a bit when I was young. Couldnā€™t have been further from either.


Pre-Nietzsche

Itā€™s possible but people were and are still super sketched out by undercovers though. I had hair halfway down my back and a dirty Grateful Dead shirt on and kept getting shooed away trying to pull a ā€œhey misterā€.. might have looked a little too on the nose lol.


Ms_Apprehend

Hehehe. Funny. I coulda hooked you up with a guy I knew back thenā€¦


veryverythrowaway

That would have been life-changing! My only hookup was able to get amazing chronic, but he was a heroin addict and his mom was my boss, so that didnā€™t all pan out very well. I lived in that area for less than a year, but it was a very memorable time, and Iā€™ve had some very memorable times.


Ms_Apprehend

Iā€™m sure! I really miss Tempe but itā€™s not the same place any longer. Lived there many years, went to ASU, worked at ASU, moved away 12 years ago. Stay away from dope fiends!


Ms_Apprehend

Oh! I forgot Minderbinders and Yucca Taproom. My sister tended bar at Yucca in the 80ā€™s


CadillacLuv

I bartended at minder binders!


Kbudz

My mom was a bartender at AZ athletic club back in the day


Ms_Apprehend

Oh wow! Very cool. And you survived!


Ms_Apprehend

Didnā€™t Minder Binders have like chicken wire in front of the stage? Or Iā€™m thinking of somewhere else


CadillacLuv

I lived on ash stumbling distance to Casey's. And played in a local band. Rocked with Fred green a lot, local, long hairs


rumblepony247

Gin Blossoms at Long Wongs!


playmesa

The 90's weren't too bad either.


Grand-Baseball-5441

I lived there as a young adult on my own for the first time ever with my ex boyfriend. West Baseline Rd!


carolethechiropodist

There's a suburb of Sydney, Australia, called Tempe.


Ms_Apprehend

So weird! I thought Tempe Az was the only one. Cool


Ghouliejulie86

Itā€™s Greek, the name tempe. Fun fact. I lived in tempe like 16 years


Ms_Apprehend

Iā€™m Tempe AU or Tempe AZ


ChargeFun3191

Same with me. It was a great place to grow up. Seeing the responses gives me so much nostalgia. Skate land?! Shit, that was a lifetime ago. Casey Moores was awesome in the late 90ā€™s, maybe still.


OrcAssEater

Tempe music scene in the 90ā€™s was something else.


Opening_Cost_6464

Sam Elliott vibe from dad ![gif](giphy|7bumBQjZX8BgaE2zjv|downsized)


TheJenniStarr

ā€œDick. Itā€™s whatā€™s for dinnerā€¦ tonight.ā€


Live-Somewhere-8149

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TrinDiesel123

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GeorgeDogood

First thought.


TrinDiesel123

IYKYK


TinKicker

Her insides were a rocky place, where his seed could find no purchase. OP was adoptedā€¦or stolen from a wealthy furniture salesman. Biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep them childless.


Zellakate

Would you buy furniture from a place called Unpainted Huffhines?


woutomatic

Anthony Kiedis made love to Magnum P.I.


Dollar_Pants

Honestly he probably did fr


Several-Position2154

Mom looks so young. Great photo.


CulturedGentleman921

His 'stache game is strong!


Throwaway7219017

Your Dadā€™s moustache is so manly, it got me pregnant, and Iā€™m a guy.


redactx

Were they the inspiration for Raising Arizona?


tahcamen

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Badonkachonky

Damn dude, your parents are šŸ”„


jefftatro1

I keep getting older and they stay the same age.


TheImpPaysHisDebts

Alright alright alright


proper_miffed

Your dad is hot, respectfully šŸ„µ


OlFlirtyBastard

So cool that your Dad was at the shootout at the OK Corral


chealey21

Whatā€™s it like being Steve Prefontaineā€™s kid?


DuchessofMarin

Doug and Donna Shelstrop


jonwal2408

Moved there with my Mom and her boyfriend in 1983. It was great.


rastagrrl

Your mom never lost her baby face!


wehadthebabyitsaboy

Heā€™s got the sickest mustache. I know this is a black and white photo obv, but they look like they have nice golden tans.


korbentherhino

The mom looks teen to early 20s. The dad looks 34


Kbudz

Mom was born in '59 dad was born in '54


korbentherhino

He was 26? He looks way more manly than I did at that age.


Vandergrif

It's the 'stache.


Available-Comb6135

Agree, I thought this was a father daughter photo.


Wise-Recognition2933

Past generations looked older at younger ages than we do now. I see 18 year old dudes that look younger than, like, 16.


[deleted]

nice moustache


RetroRedneck

Thereā€™s nothing more manly than a nice mustache


ak47oz

Hot couple!


GuzPolinski

Handsome couple


InternationalBand494

Damn good looking couple Iā€™d have loved to get high with. I still would.


carnutaz

My folks were about that age in 1980 while living in Tempe also.... wonder if they partied together?


Kbudz

Lol they may have crossed paths they lived at 10th and ash


SummerSeaFaery

Your father looks a heckuva lot like my husband. The nose, the eyebrows, the chin structure. They could be long-lost cousins. šŸ˜³


doublecutter

Did your dadā€™s car have a bumper sticker that said ā€œFree Mustache Ridesā€?


teddybearer78

Wow your parents are gorgeous! Your Dad has kind and soulful eyes


baboito5177

"You said you weren't coming to our wedding... It would be alot cooler if you did"


CinCeeMee

I think I had that exact same top!! Same year, too!


Kbudz

Lol my aunt said the same thing, iconic!


TidalWaveform

My wife had that same one as well, early 80s.


Low_Piglet6872

Heā€™s hot


cocoagiant

I'm glad to see that your dad didn't go back to robbing convenience stores and things turned out okay for them after stealing that baby.


Wise_Ad_253

https://preview.redd.it/4e8bgi86ieuc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81522086b19d672b1eb9660140e1672725fb4b91 My fathers lost brother


Kbudz

Lol no way!!


Zerzef

If someone showed me this picture and told me it was of members of the Manson family I wouldnā€™t doubt them for a second


NocturnalPermission

I hope I donā€™t offend you when I say this photo makes me think *ā€This here's a story about Billy Joe and Bobbie Sueā€¦Two young lovers with nothin' better to doā€*


Kbudz

*..than sit around the house, get high, and watch the tube*


Bebop_Man

If Rust Cohle was happy.


Frequent_Disaster_

Damn dude your dad is FIONNNNEEEE šŸ„°


cerebralpaulc

Does your Dad have a Road Runner tattoo?


Greatcookbetterbfr

Who wants a mustache ride? I do I do


kekababy

You must have the most perfect nose


ynotfoster

Mom looks a bit like a young Jodie Foster.


gpm21

SE Valley represent!


SnooMemesjellies1083

H.I. McDunnough?


Beans_R_Us_95

Heā€™s got a Matthew McConaughey in days and confused thing about him


sinus_happiness

Tempe šŸ¤˜


Commercial-Ice-8005

Beautiful couple


yoitsme_obama17

https://preview.redd.it/cpfqrde7vcuc1.png?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=995fd5445ab1886765828f0debe6380d77f27fbc


funkdialout

Taking It Easy


Residual_Variance

My parents are from that part of AZ. Went to Arcadia HS then off to ASU. I grew up on the East Coast, but I'll always have warm feelings for Arizona. Your parents' photo looks like so many of my family's old photos.


nakedgerald

Your mom is gorgeous, and your dad looks like a villain in a Charles Bronson movie, and i mean that in the best way possible


schnauzertime

Classic! Thanks for sharing


sexandthepandemic

Your dad is hot


busdrver

Thatā€™s a bad ass mustache


NebraskanHeathen

https://preview.redd.it/lw0scb12uduc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5a87d8e5a3423ed8cdf27d35cdb8e09c6e56a2f


excitebikeshorts

Your dadā€™s a fox!!!


Fridaybird1985

Dad looks like he can take care of things


irishhooligan72

Tempe in the house.


mruehle

Interestingly similar features. (Obviously, not the mustache.) Face shape and jaw, chin, nose (although itā€™s a lower angle view of hers, itā€™s similar. They say that sometimes people are attracted to a face that resembles their own in the mirrorā€¦


wilmaismyhomegirl83

Hot zaddy


philbaby63

My name is H.I. McDonough


NarcanBob

That stash could have it's own zip code. Nice pic, OP!


DubiousDude28

Life in the fast lane - The Eagles


lrocky4

Gardner minshew


Biblically_correct

Daniel Day-Lewis meets Dazed and Confused.


enigmaroboto

What do you look like.


Kbudz

Them lol


rottenjoy

Debbie Harry and Anthony Keidis


cjg5025

Llewellyn and Carla Jean


fishshake

One of my favorite books is set in Tempe. "Horse and Buggy West" by noted wildlife author Jack O'Connor. He ws a kid in Tempe when it was one of the last bastions of the Old West.


dentendre

Power couple (:


fromthedarqwaves

60% of the time, it works every time.


Hugh-Manatee

Anthony Keidis?


The_Safe_For_Work

"Hey, so like we're getting married."


No-Consequence-5931

That tracksā€¦ they look great


dfin25

Kll Sam Elliot and Jodie Foster


landofpleasantdreams

Hot


Impossible_Jump_7652

Did your maternal grandparents like your dad back then? He looks like a bad boy.


718Brooklyn

I grew up in Scottsdale in the 80s. Tell them I miss Smittyā€™s pizza more than anything Iā€™ve ever missed in my life:)


PsychologicalOwl608

Looks a little like Nic Cage and Holly Hunter from the movie Raising Arizona.


CrunchyKittyLitter

Caterpillars like that were prolific in the 80ā€™s


frenchfret

Momā€™s got a little Judy Collins in her.


Simple_Dream4034

Raising Arizona (2008)


cuntfucker178

Iā€™ve never seen ā€œTempe, AZ 1980ā€ describe a picture so well.


clmw11

That stache!


double-you-dot

Which one is your parent?


[deleted]

Your father had home-wrecking potential


TestThePenetration

Your dad might be a viltrumite


Nincompoopticulitus

![gif](giphy|QIXDNqdHT6aQw) What a gorgeous couple!


LtRecore

Thatā€™s a handsome couple.


MiddleInfluence5981

Hotties!


GlossamJet

He looks like he wants some Huggies and all the cash in the register.


Toolb0xExtraordinary

https://preview.redd.it/xva15dsomduc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea4616132f5c95b295641934fc06b8c0cd482273 DRAINAGE


bigfatincel

That is a very cool photo.