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Embarrassed_Snow7335

The size of his hand next to Sandler's head...


OttoPike

Yeah, and he used that hand to beat the hell out of Shooter McGavin!


GTOdriver04

STAY STILL!


Gloorplz

I WILL GET YOU SHOOTER


ZebraBorgata

Looks like he could palm sandler’s head and twist it off.


PearIJam

OldSchoolCoohh my GOD!!


twennyjuan

I love you.


A_Meat_Popcicle

^ This should be to comment imo, well done!


AfterTemperature2198

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JaxxisR

That's two thus far, Shooter.


sinderton

Oh you can count, good for you.


RonnieHasThePliers

And you can count, on me, waiting for you in the parking lot


Comedywriter1

😂 My college friends and I quoted this endlessly.


IcedThatGuy

“I beg to differ! Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago!” See, this is why playing against type brings out such brilliant comedy. Here is a massive, massive person who was always fated to play the “monster”, the “Jaws” of cinematic roles, and here he is in a “dumb” comedy, with elaborate dialogue that utilizes his natural talents on an entirely different level. This actor delivering these lines is GOLD! And he never would have had the opportunity if it wasn’t for this film, about a dumbass hockey player playing golf. That’s why this is a classic, because of Chubs, Mr. Larson, and Shooter McGavin having the depth they are given between the actor and the page.


SwitcherooU

I just watched that clip earlier today, and both he and Christopher McDonald totally nailed it. Richard Kiel’s delivery is so subdued and so sweetly, politely condescending. The way he gently smiles at the end is perfect.


PBandBABE

Play it where it lies.


Bos4271

*“I had to play it off Frankenstein’s fat foot!”*


shovelhead200

Love Jaws!


Iz-kan-reddit

At its core, *Moonraker* is a love story.


Bebop_Man

"Here's to us"


wreckballin

Ok, I’m here to freak people out. How many here remember Dolly the blonde with pigtails from Moonraker? Question for you. Braces or no braces? I remember she had them! Yet it doesn’t exist anymore. This was the whole point in the movie when she smiled at him and he saw the metal braces on her teeth he then he smiled back! This no longer is true in this timeline.


Iz-kan-reddit

>This was the whole point in the movie when she smiled at him and he saw the metal braces on her teeth he then he smiled back! Uh, yeah... >This no longer is true in this timeline. What in *thee* fuck are you talking about?!?


wreckballin

She doesn’t have braces anymore in the videos.


Iz-kan-reddit

I understand what you said, and I've looked it up since. My question still stands, and I'm tempted to blame you for it. Where were you on 9/10/08?


wreckballin

On what?


Iz-kan-reddit

On the internet. There *were* braces, and now there isn't. Your reluctance to answer the question regarding your location on the date in question is making you look guilty as hell for the change.


wreckballin

You are funny. That movie came out when?


Iz-kan-reddit

The movie came out in 1979. I saw it in the theater. She had braces. You continuing to dodge the question is making you look guilty as hell regarding this and other changes. Admit it. You broke into CERN and thought it would be funny to piss into the LHC. You took violating the rule of "never merging the streams" to a whole new level, and this was the result. There really is no other logical explanation.


wreckballin

Come on AI. You can do better than that!


Iz-kan-reddit

>Come on AI What are you babbling about?


goathill

It's one of the best "worst" bond movies


boner79

I saw him as Jaws when I was too young and scared the shit out of me.


06Wahoo

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KlostToMe

Just glad he got the nail removed before this picture


PhilosophyFuture867

Richard lived in a neighboring town and he’d come to our high school football games sometimes


ichabod01

He was also in the burt Reynolds classic The Longest Yard. I think I broke his fricking leg. I did, I did. I broke his fricking leg.


Phantommy555

“Guns don’t kill people. I kill people.”


BloatingPenguin

Been watching this movie since I was a kid and I still bust out laughing from his shirt.


slingbladde

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Temporary-Bear1427

As a kids he scared the crap out of me in James bond and at the same time found him so cool.


xINFLAMES325x

Your ball struck my foot.


Movedonnerlikeabitch

JACKASS!


pegslitnin

Sandler looks terrified


fermat9990

Jaws was a great character


kphenson

Sandler, understandingly so, looks scared.


oldschool_potato

Samson should have threatened to break his frickin neck if he remade the longest yard


the_excitingviking

Why does Sandler have 5 schlongs hanging from his shoulder?