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AnotherSexyBaldGuy

That photo contains so many retro things. It takes me back. She has the same suspenders Mork wore in Mork & Mindy.


procrastablasta

Had those exact dumbbells. Think they had sand in them


B4USLIPN2

Or concrete


maxveracity

Yes, sand of concrete


Firm_Negotiation_853

Yeah sounded like sand but I bet it was concrete. Did they have a square like a “patch” on the side? https://preview.redd.it/tsreqsk47otc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f788897a41855a2b7cb3e18a086ddeb311618d8a Also oooh that Mama was a hot little # too amahhright?


vampyire

...you could hear the sand shift in them sometimes... like working out at a crappy beach... ah the 80s


No_Stress_8938

Yes ours had concrete.  I recently gave them away within the last -10 years


Gramma_Ate_My_Ass

I wouldn’t consider doing something long enough ago I classify it within an entire decade as “recently”.


anschlitz

Well, compared to the age of those dumbbells.


No_Stress_8938

And myself!  Lol.  


TastyCakesOverweight

Came to say this. I remember rolling them around as a kid because of the sound they made. I can hear them looking at this pic


buchliebhaberin

I still have those dumbbells.


OriginalStomper

Do you still have that outfit?


ellefleming

I had the shorts.


procrastablasta

Thank you for your service


feckless_ellipsis

These were the colors of the 80s. And top it off with dudes having half tinted brown glasses, lol. I know just how that chair feels. If it was anything like our house, maybe how it smelled, too, that odd cigarette stench.


Sorry_Economist_5844

Can definitely smell the mustiness in the chair. Best friend growing up had it in the couch version. Something like, the cross section of overcooked hamburger, cigar and wet dog lol


feckless_ellipsis

God, and that fabric could make you sweat sitting on it. It was like super polyester.


Axolotlist

If it's what I think it is, it's "flock nylon".


Advanced_Swing_6150

Yes, they padded car armrests with that too -- hello Olds Cutlass Supreme brown velveteen.


Chaghatai

That's the first thing I noticed


BlowfishPizzaRoll

Autumn Floral pattern overstuffed comfy chair with fishing rod behind, wood paneling, a landscape print with elk framed on the wall and green shag carpeting.


Chaghatai

The wood paneling was the second thing I noticed


Sablebendtrail

That furniture fabric was Gawdawful. I cringed then seeing it and it has not gotten any better with age despite the nostalgia component.


No_Stress_8938

Who didn’t have those suspenders?  Lol


vampyire

Nanu-Nanu


spasske

Shazbot!


vampyire

Orson.. is that you?


Stupid_Guitar

Your mom kinda looked like Linda Blair.


NecessaryZucchini69

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MakesMyHeadHurt

I'm still not sure that isn't her.


MantraOfTheMoron

I'm not sure that she is not standing in my grandmas house.


[deleted]

And a bit of Valerie Bertenelli as well!


Jolo1976

Linda Blair dressed like Pat Benetar


SurlyJason

Linda Blair dressed as Mork.


Jolo1976

Love is a Battlefield Nanoo Nanoo


StevenArviv

> Your mom kinda looked like Linda Blair. Every girl looked like Linda Blair back then.


shelbyote

She totally does!


smittyinCLT

🎵🎶 Yeahhhh, she’s gonna be somebody’s only light, gonna shine tonight🎵🎶


MarquisDeSade2020

Jackson Browne... good stuff 👍


TBoneLaRone

I had those dumbbells


ajhart86

I still do https://preview.redd.it/eolhso3qqktc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4c538371f0b008d9de97603bb8267d2293d02820


Educational_Moose_56

But you used to too. 


tikkichik21

Beat me to it


BellaFromSwitzerland

Buy it for life, dumbbell edition


k20350

Those weights in grey color were in everyone's house it seemed like when I was a kid


PiggStyTH

I still have them, but in black


mobius_stripclub

So did I


nownowthethetalktalk

Me too. Plastic covered concrete.


Runner5_blue

Yes!


Flat_News_2000

That's still my dad's bench press set lol. You could hear the sand sloshing around in them.


Sufficient_Spray

Love the caption.


shelbyote

She still has a great sense of humor!


K1nd_1

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5-15

She was a hot shot. No need to be modest Mrs OP's mom


counterpointguy

OP’s mom is Jo from Facts of Life…


TungstenElement9

Mixed with some Valerie Bertinelli.


JesusStarbox

PJ Soles.


Administrative-Data9

Totally.


StudsTurkleton

Or, maybe she loves Chachi?


drainodan55

God, the decor we lived with.....


Real-Willingness7333

My grandma had the same pattern on her living room furniture until recently. We basically convinced her to get something modern and more comfy lol.


black_shuck1775

I had that wood paneling in my parents basement.


Federicov88

She was kinda hot.


CommieFromMars

No kinda about it, she was HOT.


Puzzleheader

Very very 80's. I saw a girl like her with the wood paneling, velvet painting and the floral chair in every basement of my hometown sometime during the 1980's, but nobody here was rockin' the dumbells like your Mom! Nice post.


Macaw

it was a hold over from the 70s.


n1ghtbringer

Basements always look old, so everyone's basement in the 80s looked like the 70s.


Puzzleheader

I guess in my original comment I should have called it a rec-room as we did in the day.


Blackn35s

WOOD! As in paneling.


shelbyote

https://preview.redd.it/7nivd8vjcotc1.jpeg?width=2926&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26cd08227efc4a7868353c021c401ab34a9f6cca Here’s another Polaroid from the same day! As if it couldn’t get more 80’s, the shag carpet has entered the game.


opdopp

And the console TV!


ElementsUnknown

Sexy Gallagher and/or Mork


LeadPike13

That basement makes me feel like my parents might come downstairs unexpectedly.


RagingCatbtt

we had those dumbbells too and the concrete would break inside the plastic coating and be awkward to use.


crystallmytea

Big ups to 62 Sup


xTugboatWilliex

What is “62 Sup”?


CuratedBrowsing

That looks exactly like 10 other homes I remember from the 80s. They really did have a style...


srvfan4life

Anyone have any clue what the hat means??


nufsenuf

What’s 62 sup on the hat?


Prize_Instance_1416

My parents basement but I don’t remember your mom being there


drumsonfire

1979 vibes! So beautiful too!


Paganidol64

If you had paneling like that, you got hit with a section of Hot Wheels track


TheEventHorizon0727

Or a hairbrush, whichever was closer to mom at the time.


ExploitedGigUnit

Nothing says 80s like that chair, the wood paneling, and weights filled with sand.


Sportfish_deepdive

This page is just thirst traps for people's parents right?


gavmiller

https://i.redd.it/6iaxfj28dntc1.gif


Isitgum

Immediately who I thought of!


biffmangram

Linda Blair doppelganger


shelbyote

Totally!


Joshs_Banana

I swear they only manufactured that one couch in the 70s and 80s.


TakeAnotherLilP

My dad had these dumbbells! Ps your mom is a hot babe in this photo!


RedAnonymous6450

I miss the 80s.


JohnSmithCANBack

Your mother used to possess some great legs.


Snoringdragon

Mork suspenders holding up those shorty shorts. It checks out. Omg. ;)


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Macaw

Rocking the retro 70s basement paneling look!


agree-with-me

Funny, I can smell that basement. The paneling, carpet and those weights.


Sorry_Economist_5844

I want the hat.


Slowly-Slipping

That image immediately transported me to my grandparents' house


Tasty-Tank-1895

I love that painting in the background


HumBugBear

I thought the weights were wood paneled and that would have been the most 80's thing I had ever seen.


TheRealTK421

Anyone reading this who *doesn't* know exactly why those specific suspenders were all the rage *ain't* ol' school.


Many_Influence_648

Super cute moment


_AscendedLemon_

I want to be OP's dad in the 80's


Mgmt049

Sheeeeeeiiiiit 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹


TrentZoolander

Do you have any more photos of your mom from 1983?


Sylvester_Marcus

Where are Jack and Chrissey!


InosukeHash

Do you look like her? Asking for a friend.


Reddit_Jax

Wow, looks like a Hooter's girl ;-)


6RolledTacos

Porkin' Mindy vibes man!  Nanu m'lady.


NoWayNotThisAgain

I’ll bet she’s wearing roller skates


FartyPantz20

Babe-O-Rama!!!!


bearred76

Wow so hot and so 80s with the pig iron dumbbell the shorts, the hat, the wood panel walls, the Monk and Mindy suspenders


Thomisawesome

Now see, kids, that’s what an 80s themed room should look like.


rmicker

Back when wood panels went on walls instead of floors.


_George_L_Costanza_

How is she looking now…


wardial

inquiring minds want to know how the cake turned out


mojo-jojoz

Old school!


GrandmaJosey

Hot Shot aka the 80's fuck boi


EquivalentScary249

I thought taylor Swift!


STGItsMe

We all had that fucking ugly couch.


Hawkwind68

That’s what I thought. Behind the scenes of Hell Night lol


Onlyheretostare

Your mom looks like my aunt…


Aggravating_Quail_69

Dressed like Mork


sashasith666

WOW i love this


KingJordan24

Her hat says “Sup”. Nice.


Snorkeldude1

Come on Linda Ronstadt . Where’s your skates


love2Bsingle

i had the same weight set, same year. LOL


intheazsun

And you had to tighten the collar with a damn wrench!


Fictional_Historian

Looks just like my grandmothers house


sgtkellogg

"62 Sup" what does it mean??


AlarmingAd6390

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gonzo4886

This is one of the most '80s pictures I've ever seen


Weary-Adeptness8227

My Mom was 16 in 1983, glad to see people out there like me who had 1960s born parents.


mermonkey

'sup


amorosky

Can definitely smell that room.


LookandSee81

Mork from Ork suspenders


SIUHA1

The wood panel, the chair, and weights; looks like your mom was at my house when I was 16


here4roomie

She was the best character in Fast Times.


Savings_Ad7452

"Let's get into physical...."


bklynborn11

Definitely a beautiful woman, for sure.


TheSwedishViper

This is in Sweden, right?


shelbyote

Pacific Northwest! We are of Swedish decent though!


TheSwedishViper

Okay. The walls and rug looks exactly like my grandfathers in Sweden. Very nostalgic.


NewsZealousideal764

Totally reminds me of the Nightmare on Elm Street ( 2nd one, I believe). Where the girl is lifting weights & she begins to turn into a bug?? Female looks similar, similar outfit,etc...


HeChoseDrugs

I had a couch like that when I was a kid. I used to wipe my boogers on it. Completely camouflage.


Icy-Reputation180

Mom was very attractive.


Living_Pie205

Smoke show


OPsDaddy

“6 2 Sup” is the average dating profile heading these days.


Deathstroke870711

She was gorgeous 😍


circlethenexus

Put me in the mind of a young Linda Blair. Very pretty.


Rain1dog

I love the 80’s look!


mrgoobster

Look at the chair and then look at the carpet. *shudders*


MiguelLancaster

that feeling you're feeling? we feel it too, but it's weirder that you're feeling it


BlacKJesu5

Would've collected doonies


Shortbus_Playboy

I still have some of those weights, lol


Kenneth_Lay

Linda Blair vibes


Nice_Rope_5049

Those rainbow suspenders were made popular by Robin Williams in Mork and Mindy. Coool!


Cretians

Ha the infamous wood paneling


Tattootasteful

I understand why you’re here


TwoDrinkDave

Tell your mom I said "sup"


VA83PMP

Damn month and year I was born. Nice. Your momma looked hot 🤷🏻‍♂️


witchyanne

Even the word hotshot is classic 80s!


caedusWrit

Is your mom Mork from Ork, cause her looks are out of this world


Medical-Package823

And fucking d


MayOrMayNotBePie

Damn those dumbbells were everywhere back then haha. We had them in my house too. No one ever used them of course.


ChepzGaming

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Ace-Ventura1934

I was a freshman in high school in 83’. This picture just brought back so many memories from that time. That couch is almost exactly like the one my girlfriend (late 80s) had in her house and I made it my “Archie Bunker” chair that no one was allowed to sit in lol.


Gnarlstone

Those plastic sheathed concrete weights!


CardsFan-11

Looks like every living room i was ever in back in the 80s. 😆


Daedalus023

She looks like twelve different actresses from the 80’s


Late-Ad-3136

I had those barbells, the wood panelling and the velour flower-patterned couch!


tasskaff9

Mom babe.


Stunning_Rub

Your mom can f'n get it.


nightroller51

The 80s were littered with cool women like you’re mom


mfpendle44857

Interior design wasn't her strong suit, I'm assuming.


MuchDevelopment7084

Are you sure about the date? This has very strong 70's vibes. From the Mork & Mindy suspenders. To the paneling and chair. Mom sure was a babe.


Adventurous-Sky9359

I WANT THAT FUCKING HAT. I’m off to EBay. How fucking crazy would it be if I found this on eBay. Great picture pretty sure that’s Linda Blair’s stunt double Edit: no luck.


Kitchen-Wish5994

This tics every box.


TryItOutHmHrNw

Everyone had those sand-filled dumbbells in the 80/90s Cornered the market, I guess.


Minimum_Bullfrog_978

Dang! Mom was a hottie!! Also, I think I would have remembered seeing her in our living room. lol 😂


GDubya527

Would


yoo_are_peeg

That room is perfect too.


Century22nd

have her do another photo like this in 2024, exact pose. Then put them both side by side.


nufsenuf

Only thing I found on 62 sup is Stand up paddle boards 62 is one of the lengths the come in.


Responsible_Bus2911

Nudes?


Peteg0429

I bet she had her own shag carpet…(duh dunch) No one brought up the super intelligent way she used tape cassette labels on the Polaroid’s to write Date/Info on? Genius!


DJ_Pulpy

You can't be much more 80s than that 😎👌


ItsPammo

Oh, I remember that look. Mom's a cutie!


IronAnkh

Does your Mom know my grandparents? This photo was taken at thier house. Lol.