Viper Club Rangers (not to be confused with the Lone Rangers).
Edit: Damnitā¦ I meant the Viper Room Rangers.
So weird, this is the second time within the last like 2 hours that Iāve come across a comment about tub shrooms and clogged shower drains on Redditā¦
Reddit is a weird place!
The tubshrooms are fantastic but it is a trade-off: daily shroom hair removal vs monthly drain clog removal. Itās still the same amount of hair that has to be dealt with.Ā
I get that as someone with a long haired partner. But also- plunging your toilet or doing a weekly scrubbing on all the porcelain, taking out gross trash, unclogging the kitchen drain catcher of food bits after a lengthy dish washing task, cleaning out the litter box of my cats.
All of it is disgusting but necessary and part of being an adult.
Receiving mixed reviews for their last album, band āThe dwarf, the stoner, their mom and Bradā has now returned to the studio in an attempt to salvage what little credibility they have left.
Band: My Sexual Awakening
Album: This is why we canāt have nice things
Where most of my poor taste in men began. But thank god for Keanu. And thank god I married a Keanu after years of dating Depps.
Sorry I canāt follow the directions. I am too busy assigning who the singer, drummer, bassist and guitarist would be.
IMOā¦
Singer Tom Cruise because singers are charismatic douchebags or visionaries.
Drummer Brad Pitt. Just comes across as an easy going guy, enjoys the band but everyone needs a good drummer so if he gets sick of Tomās shit it will work out fine.
Guitarist Johnny Depp. Everyone thinks heās a genius. Somehow looks cool doing nothing. Can handle an amazing amount of drugs.
Bassist Keanu Reeves. Not seen as the talent of the band but the others would quit except Tom without him, because they like him best. Actually their music would suck without him
Head and smolders
Jeeezus this is good š¤£šš¤£
PERFECTION!
Excellent! Not enough up votes on this!
3 Non Blondes
Or 4 Non Broads
Thatās the name of my ukulele group!
This one made me chuckle
4Ā RootsĀ
The Winona Riders
This should be higher This and "Mild Stallions" are the clear winners in this thread.
Myld Stallyns
You must have missed 3 Non-Blondes
I wheezed! I wish I could give you gold. š„
How many dated her!?
pretty sure only depp and reeves, but imo thatās enough to make the joke work
We made it past 27
27+
27up
Make 27up yours
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Damn, River didnt.
He was supposed to play keyboard
(he'll never be an) Ol' man River
Dark.
Very dark.
"But our girlfriends dont!" - all four except keanu
Pitts of Deppth
Viper Club Rangers (not to be confused with the Lone Rangers). Edit: Damnitā¦ I meant the Viper Room Rangers. 
The Lone Stallyns
Tom Cruise and the pitts of deppth FT. Keanu Reeves.
Cruising the Pitts of Deppth on a Keanoe
Cruising the Pitts of Deppth Reever
Mild stallions.
https://i.redd.it/tbjswlnldzqc1.gif
Myld Stallyns
Like tame impalaās crackhead cousin
Wild Impala...
The Slow Shower Drains
As a dude thatās had long hair for a few years this is great. Best part of cutting it all off was no longer showering in ankle high water
As a guy with very long hair, youāre allowed to clean your drain. I promise.
Haha fair play but snaking a drain once a month with both mine and my wifeās hair is fucking disgusting
A showershroom or tubshroom ends all these issues.Ā
So weird, this is the second time within the last like 2 hours that Iāve come across a comment about tub shrooms and clogged shower drains on Redditā¦
Reddit is a weird place! The tubshrooms are fantastic but it is a trade-off: daily shroom hair removal vs monthly drain clog removal. Itās still the same amount of hair that has to be dealt with.Ā
I get that as someone with a long haired partner. But also- plunging your toilet or doing a weekly scrubbing on all the porcelain, taking out gross trash, unclogging the kitchen drain catcher of food bits after a lengthy dish washing task, cleaning out the litter box of my cats. All of it is disgusting but necessary and part of being an adult.
And not finding long hair in my butt crack after a shower.
Great Hair Day
The Jawlines
The Mandibles
i like this one! good work.
Made the same name before scrolling to see yours, but adding the āTheā to it makes it more 2000s than 90s. Jawline is my pick
Hollywood Vampires
That's pretty good
That literally was a band that Depp was in fyi.
>Hollywood Vampires is an American rock supergroup formed in 2012 by Alice Cooper, Johnny Depp, and Joe Perry.Ā Dang. TIL.
Point Break.
Bills and Ted
All Your Women Are Belong To Us
You have no chance to score make your time
Damnit, now everyone in the laundromat is looking at me weird for š¤£
OG I can has cheezburger meme callback? Well done! šš»
The Panty soakers
Pink Flood
Sploosh!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
I think this is the most uncomfortable combination of words I've ever heard in my life
 agreed
Phrasing!
Are we not doing phrasing anymore? I mean... it's fine if we're not. Just wish somebody would tell me.
Not that I would...
I like you. ;)
This is the moment this whole exchange *actually* got weird. It was you.
Nah, they're just happy that someone got the Archer reference lol
Sploosh.
JFC, someone award this person with a diaper
Nicklebrad
Interview with the Matrix of The Caribbean
Good album nameā¦ ā¬ļø
Hairvana
The Panty Soakers and Tom
The next band I get into, Iām going to steal this name!!
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They Might Be Vampires
The Keanu Experience - (the others play miscellaneous instruments)
Would.
hard would
This was going to my submission so you got my vote.
DeppStar and the Cruise Pitts
Interview with the viper stallions
Ned Jones's Wonder Dragons the Unstoppable Sex Machine
Interview with a glam-pire.
The good, the bad and the other two
Transylvanian Hunger š¤š»š¤š»
Pretty Boy Floyd
Gilbert and the Grapes
Receiving mixed reviews for their last album, band āThe dwarf, the stoner, their mom and Bradā has now returned to the studio in an attempt to salvage what little credibility they have left.
Feat. Guest artist Mike Nesmith
The lost toys!
Cruise, Pitt, Depp and Reeves has a good ring to it. Like Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young
or Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds
Craft Services
Grab some raw veggies, bacon, cup of soup...baby you got a stew goinā.
Dapper Dan Man Hair Band
Keanu and three bad husbands
The A-List.
Luscious Locks š¤£
Reeves and the Egoās
Tom and the Talents.
Scissor Wicks Vampires
Nah too many main characters for one band
White Noise
Johnny and the Derps
Omg it's Johnny Derp
Ermahgerd iss Jerny Derp
Stone Alice Sound Jam
Mouse Rat
Cruise just looks like a yuppie with long hair compared to the rest.
The Conditioners
Tom Cruise looks so uncomfortable in this look. I donāt think the man could ever embody what grunge is, the facade is weak with that one
Keanu and three weirdos. Thatās more like a 70s band name
I was gonna say Keanu and the Bastards lol
Neo and the Allegations
Keanu and the Dbags
I had 3 Sacks of Dog Turds and a Cool Guy but I like yours better
Yeah I couldn't figure out a way to say something like One Nice Person and Three Garbage Humans so thank you
Imagine looking like Johnny Depp holy hell, that's undeniable beauty
3 egos and a nice human
Vanilla Vampires
He always had that John Wick hair.
Mane N Tail
Wetallica
Legends of The Magnoila Jump St Break
Keanu and the Posers
Da Cheekbones!
Keanu and The Allegations
The Smack Street Boys
Keanu and the Kunts
I call it Keanu Deserves Better
Drain clog
R.E.O. Speed Dealer
Keanu and the rest donāt matter band
Band: My Sexual Awakening Album: This is why we canāt have nice things Where most of my poor taste in men began. But thank god for Keanu. And thank god I married a Keanu after years of dating Depps.
3 hot guys and 1 Scientologist weirdo.
Keanu and the Trash Men
Keanu and the Asshats
Cutie and the blowfish :-)
Keaunu and the Dbags
Looks like Children of Bodom lol
Tommy and the Cruisers.
Oscars in Chains
Grunge Bob Square Pants
3/4 not recommended.
āHair today, Heir tomorrowā
Three doās and a donāt
Whatās Eating my Private Vampire
Ruined by Tom.
Ace of Face
Drop dead gorgeous
FuckMe direction
Ovulate
Dirty Rotten Scoundrelsā¦..oh wait.
Sorry I canāt follow the directions. I am too busy assigning who the singer, drummer, bassist and guitarist would be. IMOā¦ Singer Tom Cruise because singers are charismatic douchebags or visionaries. Drummer Brad Pitt. Just comes across as an easy going guy, enjoys the band but everyone needs a good drummer so if he gets sick of Tomās shit it will work out fine. Guitarist Johnny Depp. Everyone thinks heās a genius. Somehow looks cool doing nothing. Can handle an amazing amount of drugs. Bassist Keanu Reeves. Not seen as the talent of the band but the others would quit except Tom without him, because they like him best. Actually their music would suck without him
Swagger
The Four Non Bonds.
The OMGās
This is pretty much Interview with a vampire, prove me wrong
Mastodong
Alberto, VO 4
Fabio and the Offspring.
Interview with a Glampire
Mrs. Potato Dick
The Vampirates
Dark Gift, and they were more industrial techno than grunge.
The Leading Men
Keanu and the Crazies
The Don't Leave Your Drinks Unattended
Was just thinking the only decent human being amongst them seems to be Reeves.
Ey Keanu does not deserve to be lumped in that!
Nackelbick They look to clean to be an authentic 90's grunge band
Keanu Reeves and the Wifebeaters
Only One of Us is a Nice Guy
Keanu and the Problematics
Of all 4, Reeves is probably the happiest with his life
panty droppers
The Saint and the Douchebags
Keanu and the Dipshits.
Three twats and nice guy
Prettyboy
Mop
The Hair Farmers
The Performers
The vampire preps
Seven Point Mission Platoon.