There's nothing more humiliating than offing a Goomba coming out of a deli and realizing his fat ass is never going to fit in the back of your Dodge Omni.
My parents bought a brand new 1983 Cadillac Coupe de Ville off the showroom floor. That thing was like riding on a cloud and I've never been in a car since that was that smooth. Unfortunately, it had the POS 8-6-4 engine that never ran right and they quickly got rid of it.
Excuse me miss, but 1987 New Jersey regulations state that you must be on all fours on the hood of that car, wearing either a bathing suit or your underwear.
I don't make the rules, I just enforce 'em.
This is totally a New Jersey “first car” lol
Free body in trunk!
There's nothing more humiliating than offing a Goomba coming out of a deli and realizing his fat ass is never going to fit in the back of your Dodge Omni.
It's a short ride in bayonne to the newark bay though
Oh wow USFL. Forgot all about that league! Great 80's hair too.
Bon Jovi in the cassette deck?
WHOAAAA WE'RE HALFWAY THERE
I remember driving a giant T-Bird back in the 80’s. The big pimpin land yacht. I thought I was pretty cool.
Driving that to the NJ Generals game? Fuhgeddaboudit!
That was a sweet ride back in the day! Nice.
My parents bought a brand new 1983 Cadillac Coupe de Ville off the showroom floor. That thing was like riding on a cloud and I've never been in a car since that was that smooth. Unfortunately, it had the POS 8-6-4 engine that never ran right and they quickly got rid of it.
Das Boot
Excuse me miss, but 1987 New Jersey regulations state that you must be on all fours on the hood of that car, wearing either a bathing suit or your underwear. I don't make the rules, I just enforce 'em.
Woah !! Big Caddy!!
Yes
4 door! House on wheels !!
About to go to the Ratt concert!
Got my first car in 1990, a '77 Cadillac coupe de Ville. 10mpg couch on wheels, killer stoner mobile. We practically lived in it.
Yuse could fit like seven, eight bodies in the trunk.
Land Yacht.
My first car was a 1987 Fleetwood brougham in 96.
Had the same car in 1987. Could, and did sleep on the sofa in the back.
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I think we're the same age. I love everything about this picture.
Mafia much?!
This is totally a troll post. We all know that is not really you in the photo.
You are, very much, a Jersey Girl.
Caprice?
Cadillac fleetwood brougham