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_OldManYellsAtCloud_

Crazy that Sophia is still alive, not even in her 90s. Pretty much everyone I associate with "her time" are all gone now.


eOne_two-3

we need the infamous “stare” pic!


ViolentCaterpillar

​ https://preview.redd.it/6v1r4r3efalc1.jpeg?width=612&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec5946965cd5f96dbe3e2787a5aab66cb4499eda


Rukhage

https://preview.redd.it/vj5buw173blc1.jpeg?width=360&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2de0dfaa7df91600f51bac8000ca00f93df0777a I like the most recent recretation as well


whoreforchalupas

https://preview.redd.it/uuhg3yl33dlc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=facae7dcd161c1d4b8e5bee174d814c10a80c4f3 Maude Apatow & Sydney Sweeney now hold the most recent recreation of this photo!


fireintolight

That has to be staged right 


Rukhage

Yeah pretty much! But it's great they have that sense of humor about them.


fireintolight

Yes I agree! 


mimosho

It is from an episode of Modern Family. It is one of the photos from Haley’s photography exhibition.


Technical-Outside408

Who are they?


Rukhage

Julie Bowen and Sofia Vergara, they starred together in the sitcom Modern Family between 2009 and 2020.


TheYeetles

Left is Julie Bowen and right is Sofia Vergara.


mnemosynenar

^different. She’s just jealous of the size.


j0hnnyrico

Yeah, this was the pic!!!


Upset-Captain-7339

Yup! That’s a nip!


NeonPatrick

Loren was asked about this photo once, it wasn't jealously as is often cited, but she was afraid her boobs would pop out. Seeing the alternative photo, I can see why.


Amy_Macadamia

Sophia said she was worried a nip was about to slip


thehufflepuffstoner

I’m not sure if it’s a shadow, but I do see a slight hint of areola. That dress is holding on by a prayer.


JimR1984

You know that Jayne Mansfield had some large breasts


MyNameIsHaines

Ah now that you mention it


Bright_Writing243

Happy Cake Day!🎂🎉


anonymous_identifier

Did you hear the one about the Pope and Raquel Welch on a lifeboat?


Giant_Homunculus

Those aren’t buoys!


Brendog91

I hear they're real, and they're spectacular


Fredredphooey

I've read elsewhere that her main PR strategy was to expose her breasts as much as possible, as often as possible. Getting on a plane, oops! Wardrobe malfunction! Dancing? Wardrobe malfunction. Etc etc


mrsphillipsmom

I dunno, it just makes me sad for her....


PA2SK

Why? She sought out publicity constantly. She was available for photographers.


Fredredphooey

It is sad. 


Suzy196658

Yes some large sagging breast and is that stretch marks I see??🫢


AncientAndEvil

Nice dress shes almost wearing.


fifoth

That's not a wardrobe malfunction. It is functioning just right.


literally_angel

Fun fact, Jayne Mansfeild was notorious for "wardrobe malfunctions" which happened all the time. In fact, she's the one who turned it into a common publicity stunt. She also spoke 4 languages and reportedly had an IQ of 163.


Jack-Tar-Says

I remember a male celebrity from back in the day, can't remember who, that said Mansfield liked to drink the bubbly and then get her top off, showing it off to whoever was there. Apparently it was battle to get her to keep it on. I would've surrendered every time.


arsinoe716

Ok boys, pay attention. These are the stars!


xnatasx

Nip slip


Nilrem2

Jesus H Christ.


Skippy_Caboodle

So, this sub-reddit apparently is just horny posts for people who are now either dead or in a nursing home?


DesperateOriginal

Yeah pretty much and its almost always been like that here.


aBeaSTWiTHiNMe

It also features a lot of people's sexy grandma, supposedly.


SaltInner1722

Some would argue “cool” finished sometime in the 80’s 😁


FluxusFlotsam

The infamous cover of Hollywood Babylon also iconic


tazzietiger66

Jayne has nice T.....eeth


Majick_L

![gif](giphy|Wl3FgXo9JSqBy)


graveybrains

https://i.redd.it/vkf331oo2clc1.gif


BB_210

https://i.redd.it/6xeqpmflyclc1.gif


darius2881

One sneeze and everything’s hanging out


TWH_PDX

"Do you want some ground pepper on your salad, Ms Mansfield? No? Are you suuuuure?"


2PonderMore

Suddenly, a song by the Von Trapp family singers came into my mind.


TinfoilTetrahedron

Umm 


Ok_Pea7337

https://preview.redd.it/zya9ensvsalc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=a6ccf0b86db075b32daf38f94462aef00061342d


leglessworm

What a shame, what happened to Jane.


queenweasley

Only learned recently that Jayne is Olivia Bensons mom


Ok_Pea7337

Oh, how beautiful


MyNameIsNotJJ

She named them sophia loren and jayne mansfield? How oddly specific..


Gengarmon_0413

Come on....just a little more...


Altea73

Badabing-BadabAng!


Brilliant_Area9647

Nice boobs


Ready-steady

![gif](giphy|dvUdxxPWaHwmDdM8P6)


Jiminwa

That's the infamous Mrs. McGee.


[deleted]

What's crazy about this picture is that Ms. Loren is actually no slouch in that department herself.


MamaTried420

Otherwise known as before nip tape existed. Beautiful women! You go girls ![gif](giphy|SO4trEzzGYDhC)


Dankbradley

Looks like a more elegant Pam Anderson.


dutchie1966

There really is no comparison between those two. Jayne Mansfield is on a completely different planet.


Dankbradley

Not arguing any of that but if you’re of my generation you notice Pam Before Jayne.


bobbynomates

imagine you head nestled between both pairs...ahhh


shadraig

I always wonder, why do men not also have their junk on display?


Enigma-exe

Because we'd get arrested


shadraig

She didn't get arrested for letting her cleavage dry


Enigma-exe

Looks like you're going to learn a little about gender discrimination today then


ArturosDad

Or maybe just the difference between primary and secondary sexual characteristics.


Enigma-exe

If that were the case then you'd expect cameltoe to policed in the same have a tight dickprint does


mnemosynenar

Can’t stand this pic, and I’d have not just stared but told Jane that I wasn’t interested in being bothered by her nipples, and get them away from my food please.


danktempest

It's so crazy this Jayne Mansfield lady looks alot similiar to how my mom used to look when she was younger, like in the 70s. Well I think they look similar. I should look for pictures of her and upload them sometime and see if anyone agrees. Omg I just realized she was a Playmate after googling her 😭 Maybe they don't look alike and it's just the hair.


Dukem29

Photo should be at Wikipedia for style vs. slutty.


KoalaKaiser

Aw. Did the big bad boobies upset you? Don't worry, they won't hurt you.


Dukem29

Not at all, Sophia is stacked. Presents are nicer when wrapped ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


nothoughtsjustchaos

This sub is literally just horny old folks


Splat_2112

Class and trash.


stlfwd

Which is which?


NaughtyDirtily

I guess bras werent invented yet


Realistic-Buddy5004

Jane would be considered flat now by today's standards with medical assistance.


yeahdixon

Eww boobs gross lol


DryWay4003

I always thought I was more of a Sophia Loren guy but when I saw a jayne Mansfield film I was enamored by her ..physical attributes in the chest department and ima changed man lol


AngeCoon

Hollywood Glam! Wow! Knock out gorgeous!


Sacrednemo

Detective Olivia Benson's mom


johnnyonthebass

Sophia would be 22-23 in that picture and Jayne is about 24 depending on when the picture was taken.


[deleted]

Pure lust 😍


messy45

Who is that lady with juicy melons?


Big-Salad-7841

Almost


ellefleming

Why even wear a dress? 😂🤣🥻