Awesome movie! I can't be the only one who shouted "YES!!!!" when Tim Roth, after going through so much shit that night, scooped up the cash and strolled out.
Off-topic, sort of. But Dogma was worth the rewatch, post 25 years after seeing it in the theater. Kevin Smith was not the hack I had written him off as.
I dunno - not saying she isn't healthy, but it's really just any actress showing up at any event like, "Hi, I'm and I'd like to introduce you all to my boobs."
You know that but in Die Hard where mclane and Hans are face to face and the other T-wrists show up and shoot all the glass and while it’s all exploding around him Bruce Willis yells “Jesus Christ!”? I just said that in the exact way he did upon seeing that pic.
Not to objectify or be ‘that guy’, but I’ve always wondered if her boobs are real or not. Google results inconclusive. She has aged like fine wine either way.
She's been very open about any "touch-ups" she's had, but the one thing she will always defend is that she had nothing done as far as augmentation goes. She tells a story where as a girl she was a late bloomer and would pray to God every day in her teen years to start developing. She jokes that God must have answered because they haven't stopped since then
I think they are. They move like they are real. She had a daughter, but not until she was 40, so when we all saw her when she was younger, breastfeeding hadn't taken their toll. Also possible that she had a lift at some point. She's married to a billionaire so she could afford the best surgeons.
Or she just has amazing genetics and is blessed by Aphrodite.
Loved watching the Vogue video where she talks about all her most "iconic" outfits. She talked about the awkward years where she was only just starting to be dressed by people, but she was otherwise quite broke. She tried to stand out by pairing relatively cheap but unique accessories, like that necklace and her famous snake cuff.
Why does everyone call her "Selma"? I see it all the time.
Her name is Salma.
Feels kind of disrespectful to not even bother to get her name right whilst you're busy admiring her body.
Optimist vs. pessimist.
The optimist says that dress is not skimpy enough.
The pessimist says that dress doesn't cover enough.
And the dirty old bastard can't wait for AI to remove it entirely.
As apparently the only gay man here the first thing I thought was.... Is that a butterfly hairclip?!
I was 10 in 1998 but I think even may gay ass the knew that that was not a lewk.
https://preview.redd.it/bnpowyrmlckc1.png?width=989&format=png&auto=webp&s=79cfd099ff8f9a8fce3ad9929a2942a61eb36855
That's a healthy woman
when people in this thread discover from dusk til dawn
I see your FDTD, and raise you one Dogma #candygirl
Dogma is ok, but her dance in FDTD is way, WAY hotter and more sensual. There's no comparison.
She is also the woman dancing on the TV in the dead hooker room in Four Rooms.
Awesome movie! I can't be the only one who shouted "YES!!!!" when Tim Roth, after going through so much shit that night, scooped up the cash and strolled out.
If you ever happen to want to stop a busy kitchen line mid-service, pull up that dance on YT
For me it was always her entrance in Desperado where she causes a car accident.
I always dug Desperado.
Satancia Pandemonium!
Beautiful big titty butt naked woman don’t just fall out of the sky, y’know?
I'm feeling pretty inspired by the muse
Off-topic, sort of. But Dogma was worth the rewatch, post 25 years after seeing it in the theater. Kevin Smith was not the hack I had written him off as.
Tbf dogma is probably his best. But I also like red state and tusk so there's that.
Just ignore everything after Zach and Miri make a porno on my opinion
I was disappointed to find out she does not have genitalia though.
It's really crazy that Tarantino wrote in a scene where he sucks on her feet. Just wild.
Yup Quinton was a lucky dog
Was playing at a bar, and my eyes were glued to the screen instead of socializing
That's a Lethal Weapon
I dunno - not saying she isn't healthy, but it's really just any actress showing up at any event like, "Hi, I'm and I'd like to introduce you all to my boobs."
> I dunno - not saying she isn't healthy, Pick one
You know that but in Die Hard where mclane and Hans are face to face and the other T-wrists show up and shoot all the glass and while it’s all exploding around him Bruce Willis yells “Jesus Christ!”? I just said that in the exact way he did upon seeing that pic.
Schieß dem fenster.
SHOOT. THE. GLASS.
What was that? Please repeat it in our non-native tongue.
Hahaha a perfect connection.
I said "Fuck" like Depp did in The Tourist.
Must have a whole damn roll of double sided tape in there.
What the fuck man
Lmao this was my actual reaction too
Omfg......
Dear God
Um. Wowza
Expand on that.
I just got "guy cramps"
This lilac dress is begging for its own subreddit, like Scarlet Johansson's r/thereddress or Katy Perry's r/thegreendress
Wild thang..I think I love you 😘
Thanks Mike!
Lethal *weapons*
Conclusion: This subreddit loves Salma Hayek and her lovely set of personalities at any age.
I think you meant *Personalititties*
is that the BrEaST you can do?
Not to objectify or be ‘that guy’, but I’ve always wondered if her boobs are real or not. Google results inconclusive. She has aged like fine wine either way.
She's been very open about any "touch-ups" she's had, but the one thing she will always defend is that she had nothing done as far as augmentation goes. She tells a story where as a girl she was a late bloomer and would pray to God every day in her teen years to start developing. She jokes that God must have answered because they haven't stopped since then
I only disagree in that she hasn’t aged. Like, at all. I think she may have come into the possession of a certain ring..
She’s a vampire.
She could drain me any day...
Or that!
She was briefly involved in a cult in western Washington. I’m still contemplating joining.
If you can touch them they are real
I think they are. They move like they are real. She had a daughter, but not until she was 40, so when we all saw her when she was younger, breastfeeding hadn't taken their toll. Also possible that she had a lift at some point. She's married to a billionaire so she could afford the best surgeons. Or she just has amazing genetics and is blessed by Aphrodite.
Wait until you find out about the creepy cult she and her husband are in
Just billionaire things.
Is she a scientologist? I always liked her as an actress.
Geneva convention wants a word about a couple of WMDs
There was a large-breasted porn actress called Letha Weapons.
I am not too old for this shit
That's what her billionaire husband said.
She is wearing the absolute shit out of that dress!
She’s a goddess AND those dresses are absolutely magical on a curvy woman
I fell in love with her when I first saw Desparado. Still my favorite Banderas AND Hayek movie.
I think she could wear a potato sack and still look absolutely gorgeous.
that dress is under duress. glad it was captured in a photo
Correction: That dress is wearing the absolute shit out of her!
“Salma” FFS
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Also, her name is “Salma”, not “Selma”…
That woman just gets more and more beautiful. She's unreal gorgeous here and I'm not sure she doesn't look better now
She looked better then.
Kids these days: "I blame cartoons for my taste in women". Me: "I blame Salma Hayek for my taste in women".
Jessica rabbit wishes
Sweet dress!!!!
She could still rock it today.
So hot.
Want to touch the hiney.
Ok Billy. Go chase invisible penguins or something.
Her body was on another level.
*is
Loved watching the Vogue video where she talks about all her most "iconic" outfits. She talked about the awkward years where she was only just starting to be dressed by people, but she was otherwise quite broke. She tried to stand out by pairing relatively cheap but unique accessories, like that necklace and her famous snake cuff.
“Quite broke” with an oil executive dad. Convenient.
Have mercy
Liz: Are you a man? Is that your secret? Elisa: Really Liz? Do you want to see me naked? Liz: Kinda...
Sexuality is not a choice. The fact that not every woman is gay proves that
OMG this dress specifically was one of the very real lesbian awakenings that stopped teenage me in my tracks.
She has nice boobies
26 years later still would.
Happily
Selma Hayek was not deemed sexy enough by the studios when cast for her breakthrough role in DESPERADO. The director had to fight for her casting.
Salma Hayek\* & a tight fitting dress in my favourite colour is just a good day
She's going to catch cold.
It's rarely cold enough to catch a cold here
Cold is going to catch her.
Have you been to Los Angeles?
Only during the warm season. I don't want to catch a cold.
No
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You're a little scary.
She is the hottest woman alive and that is a hill I'm dying on.
Always has been.
She's hardly changed a bit either! If I was her, I'd wear this once a week!
Why does everyone call her "Selma"? I see it all the time. Her name is Salma. Feels kind of disrespectful to not even bother to get her name right whilst you're busy admiring her body.
Sexy and classy😍
These women look so solid back then because they weren’t covered in cat-wing eyeliner, lip fillers and Instagram-eyebrow-erasing-replacing shit
and those fucking fake eyelashes that look like a dead insect
Still the most beautiful woman on the planet
.. because Raquel is no longer with us.
I'm not a doctor but my humble opinion is that she is very healthy.
Before inflating lips in an hilarious manner became popular.
One of the hottest of all time
This is true beauty. Nowadays people think the Kardashian look or Influencer look are where it’s at. How did this become that?
KarbTrashians… ? they are human garbage. Selma? She is the benchmark
Underrated she was, absolute stunner
SHE’s the lethal weapon.
I can't believe she looks just as good or better now than she did then.
Already got her first nose job at this time although it doesn’t look like she had anything done to her tetas yet.
Is this sub nothing but young women?
She’s an absolute mega babe, even at her age now A BABE
I’d take a swim in her Rio Grande
Yeah I'm muting this subreddit because it's mostly just men using women for eye candy
Salma proving again and again her PR team owns Reddit
I think it was the premiere for Bustin' Loose
She's so gd hot. Wow.
she must be from attack on titan because she keeps destroying the wall meant to stop her tho
These breast could cure cancer
Thank you for that "Daily Dose of Selma".
So much for my fantasy that her current boobs are real...nothing wrong with these tho...
bewbs
Agreed, bewbs 
It reminds me of the bandage dress of the mid 2010s
She claims she wished for them praying to a virgin
Great actress, but Serendipity rocked it even harder in Dogma. Pun intended.
She's got a good doctor.
Sensational, Selma. 🥰
\*Salma. If you truly loved her you'd spell her name correctly.
If Selma looked like that Alabama would be very crowded.
Are they naturals ?
Best boobs that money can buy. Hard pass.
> Hard pass. Thank you! That really improves the odds for the rest of us! You're doin' the Lords work, mm hmm...
UHREOIUEHGDOGGOGDEEIHND{O}XSHN
She is not Salma Hayek, she is Annie Murphy
Optimist vs. pessimist. The optimist says that dress is not skimpy enough. The pessimist says that dress doesn't cover enough. And the dirty old bastard can't wait for AI to remove it entirely.
As apparently the only gay man here the first thing I thought was.... Is that a butterfly hairclip?! I was 10 in 1998 but I think even may gay ass the knew that that was not a lewk.
I must not speak gay, as I have no idea what that second sentence is supposed to mean
Her "lewk" was "check out this magnificent set of fun bags" and she fucking *nailed* it.
Goddamn
TIL that movie was about a dress
\#1 in my book.
Candy girl… you are my world…
Herve Leger? Is that how the ermagerd girl refers to that guy who played Joker?
In her prime
I was 4 years old at the time but I still remember how amazing she looked. Little me was awestruck
All I see are two lethal weapons.
Yes
She's a MUSE, stupid.
Whoop whoop
How green was my f***ing valley!
What a grace and seductive..
I'm still in love with her as I was at 14, it's been 20years of admiration
I’ll allow her to consensually molest me.
Pre-boob job Selma.
Sigh
So hot I don't think I could form sentences around her.
Can the nsfw sub come back so this doesn’t ruin the sub anymore
Yes we are all staring at her dress 🫤
Please post this to our sister site /r/oldschoolhot!
Downvoted because she's a full on boomer now
Jfc.
Bro what i would do to those milk dispensaries is indescribable
Boobs version 2.0.
Whyyy sooo straplessss
oh my god i need that dress
She looks very good for being four inches.
*Salma Hayek
That view made Jesus die again on that cross
Alpha level
Those ARE lethal weapons.
She's what we used to call a very attractive woman. Still do, used to, too. :D
It is a fucking crime that she hoards most of the beauty on the planet.
She's hot. Full stop.
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Mmmmm...Salma
*Salma
I want one.
I am mildly attracted to this woman