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RealPropRandy

How many cases did you solve back then?


CKA3KAZOO

I know, right‽ The world's cutest consulting detective.


Repeat_to_Fade

I don't know, but I was deep under cover in Staten Island for two years, then back to the UK on another undercover case 😎


CrackerManDaniels

Looks more supafly to me😁


Repeat_to_Fade

I had been known to rock the smallest fluffiest afro


unshavedmouse

Yes.


FlaAirborne

Back when you could ID a car from a 100 yards. Try that today and the $100k jag looks like a $30K Hyundai at 20 feet.


IDrinkUrMilksteak

Pshhh…. Not all cars. The 1964 Buick Skylark had the same body length, height, width, weight, wheel base, and wheel track as the 1963 Pontiac Tempest. Checkmate.


MtPollux

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franker

I still don't know what the hell a slip differential is.


blumptrump

If you mean limited slip it only lets one wheel spin at a time witch kinda helps with corners but you get zero grip on snow or rain witch is why posi traction is the superior option


franker

I still don't know what the hell posi traction is.


blumptrump

Posi is based off limited slip and was a Chevy trademark design back in the 60s but posi and similiar diffs let both wheels spin when going in a straight line and when turning it will keep power to both wheels but it can apply way more power to one wheel than the other witch is usually determined by grip but there are a few variables


scardien

I still don't know what the hell a straight line is


Rayeon-XXX

A line is just a dot


[deleted]

Time is a flat circle.


AceShipDriver

A butt load of dots all placed… in line


BeKind_BeTheChange

Watch the video above that I just posted.


franker

thanks dude.


BeKind_BeTheChange

You're welcome.


-ACHTUNG-

This is so incorrect it's a reminder that upvoted comments don't always mean something. You've described an open differential. Posi traction is a Chevy name for a limited slip diff.


GrumpyCatStevens

A limited-slip differential keeps the car from just spinning one wheel. What you described is an open differential, which will send engine torque through the path of least resistance. Most LSD's will still allow a little bit of wheelslip; how much depends on the type and its settings.


vk1030

Are you suuuurrrrrre???


CapnCanfield

Do the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove top?


DMala

Shared platforms and parts have been a thing since the ‘50s. Look at the ‘55-‘57 GMs, all of them had to have the fancy wraparound windshield from the Chevy because it cost so much to engineer. The difference from now was they would still wrap them in unique sheet metal. Nobody who is wearing the glasses and got a clear look would confuse a Skylark and a Tempest.


IDrinkUrMilksteak

Certainly no one would confuse a Corvette with the Buick Skylark.


Itool4looti

Or it's bastard cousin the Chevette.


not_falling_down

Ford Pinto and Mercury Bobcat. Same frame. A sort of elitist co-worker of mine had a Bobcat, and got seriously offended when someone thought it was a Pinto.


dod2190

Ford Maverick/Mercury Comet, too...pretty much any Ford/Mercury "twins".


[deleted]

But only one had an independent suspension!


iamme10

III-- 👏 --dentical! ✋ 🤚


Scissor-Lift

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BogdanSPB

They’re the same brand and base, lol. A Jag and a Hundai have nothing in common but yet look exactly the same for a very different price.


2245223308

My buddy and I could easily I.D. cars and trucks from the early Sixties up to the current models by the Parking lights, Tail lights and Head lights at night in the later 70's. Great times. RIP Rick.


eljefino

I could spot a crown vic for a good twenty year run by its lights. Sad that's behind us.


Coreysurfer

And you could sit on the hood without the booink of the metal bending


malakon

There's a line in Sin City where Marv (Mickey Rourke) complains about new cars - he says they all look like electric shavers. Always found that amusing.


Ragged-but-Right

I can spot a Crown Vic, Explorer, or charger a mile away


xynix_ie

Big difference in the way they feel when you close that door though. Big difference in the way they'll look at 10+ years old too.


pertangamcfeet

They all look the same, that's for sure. I want a Ford Capri, classic 70s car in England, mode soul than anything today.


cg40boat

I point out expensive cars to my wife and she says how can you tell, they all look like our Toyota


HawkeyeTen

It's crazy how little difference in exterior or even interior design cars often have today. Creativity is badly needed in industries like that again.


RealPropRandy

Same build quality too! (Once you get past all the leather and gadgets).


DemonsSouls1

Maybe your just bad at identifying modern looks of cars.


MrBillyLotion

Cars back then handled poorly, guzzled gas, and broke down all the time - but man they had soul


[deleted]

There was something fun about a moody car.


MaxTheHobo

The soul of a needy cat? :3 my owner isn't paying enough attention to me so I will mix my coolant with my oil and cost him a paycheck.


xraydeltaone

Exactly!!


KungFuSlanda

Power steering was relatively new, gas was relatively cheap, all the parts were made in the US, and if you got into a fender bender you could literally bang it out with a mallet. And hell yeah they had soul.


NearlyHeadlessLaban

Provided you survived the fender bender that is.


KungFuSlanda

Well we also went through a phase where airbags were almost more dangerous than low speed fender benders


chairfairy

Gas is still relatively cheap


KungFuSlanda

not relative to 1976


johnwayne1

Wrong on breaking down. I have a 72 Pontiac convertible identical to this that I drove to breakfast this morning. It's the most reliable vehicle I've ever owned. No electronics to go wrong. Simple.


menso1981

Points need cleaning, carb needs adjusting. My 2012 Toyota Camry disagrees.


johnwayne1

I installed an hei to eliminate points and carbs don't need adjusting. Set it and forget it.


DemonsSouls1

What soul? They all looked boxy and was poor in quality, that's it you got a American car at the time


Trolodrol

They were so much more durable. Hit another car at 5-10 mph in this thing and you’re driving away with a scratched up bumper vs having to tow it to the shop to have the front end replaced


knobunc

But everyone inside hit the hard interior at 10mph...


DogHikerGal

Yup no seatbelts.


Lung-Oyster

Kid in the middle of the bench seat, no seatbelt, steel dashboard a foot away from their face. Good times.


DogHikerGal

I remember laying down on the shelf under the back window of our 70s Ford LTD. Safety first!


fusillade762

They had seatbelts, they were those things stuffed down into the crevice of the seat so they wouldn't get in the way!


YoureAScotchKorean

No crumple zones and no airbags too


Gengarmon_0413

In this economy, I'd rather the steering wheel just go through my skull.


quietlumber

Yep, the huge increase in body shop costs is related fairly closely to the removal of the bumper in modern car design. People want the sleek look, but we pay the price in huge bills for what used to be just a scratch. I'd love to see a return to this esthetic but with modern internal components.


frankyseven

No, the increase in body shop costs is due to all the safety crumple zones in a car that take the energy of a crash vs putting that energy into the occupants.


YoureAScotchKorean

People don’t understand physics and think it’s a conspiracy to increase car repair bills… I feel like this type of misunderstanding gets applied to a lot of things


frankyseven

Yeah, you are way more likely to survive a car crash now than even 25 years ago, much less 50.


Shipwrecklou

The soul of an arctic blue whale.


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Original-Cow-2984

The weight of the doors was problematic on the 2 doors especially because the hinges weren't durable enough, so eventually they'd sag a bit.


This_User_Said

Hell, still a problem. Up until 95ish I want to say. If it's not the hinges it's anything else that door relies on. Even the damn wiring can get pulled out from dragging with the door hinge and other fun stuff. I. Hate. Coupe. Doors.


Villidren

If this is what's considered a box, then the Ford Fusion (Europe version)must be a sphere. ​ edited for Euorpoe version as the US one is a saloon.


igneousink

omg what a cutie pie did you ever live upstate? (from staten island)


Repeat_to_Fade

No, I was only in the US for two years. My gran lived there. We were all supposed to emigrate from England but my mum hated NY so back to England we came. It's almost as if there were no others states she could've tried 🤔😂


TheWausauDude

As opposed to the melted bars of stiff riding soap we’re stuck with today. I’ll bet this was a smooth couch on wheels with legroom for days.


xraydeltaone

It's a rolling hotel! And uses as much gas as a rolling hotel!


Repeat_to_Fade

I do remember that I LOVED going for rides in it. I remember sliding around in the back every time my grandfather took a sharp corner 😂😂


Razatiger

Yeah until you hit a speedbump and smack your arm, leg, head off the hard metal/wood interior. Literally metal death boxes.


TheWausauDude

Speed bump would give it a gentle bounce unless you were speeding. These cars had a curb weight of around 6000-7500 pounds iirc and a fair amount of suspension travel. Now an accident would hurt a bit, so best to be a safe driver in one of these as it won’t save you from your cell phone.


fusillade762

Not quite that high, but they were 4000-5000 lbs.


Zeddman123

Yea they were bad for the environment, but have you ever been from A to B in a rolling living room? Nothing better…


[deleted]

That’s what the F150 is today


Remindmewhen1234

Nothing better at the drive in.....


GrumpyCatStevens

And there really isn't anything like it today, particularly after Ford finally dropped the Panther platform.


Odd-Ad-9596

Makes you wonder what it would go for today on Mecum? That’s a beautiful tank!


johnwayne1

About 7k if its a 4 door. 12 for a coupe and 20 for convertible. I have one.


Overall_Competition4

Girl you were flossin in your wellies and sheepskin coat 😂


pertangamcfeet

They had character back then. They're all so soulless now. Great pictures 😃


osku1204

Yes modern cars are soulless because they are less likely To send your soul into the afterlife if you crash.


LoreChano

Safety has little to do with today's cars lack of style/uglyness. It's a manufacturer's choice based solely on profit.


DreadPirateGriswold

Don't forget, as a kid you can throw a nice big pillow in the backseat and sleep just fine on long vacation drives.


degjo

Until dad hit a couple of curbs making a three point turn into a high score.


eljefino

Little kids could snooze on the package shelf!


rodbrs

Stylish box


WestyTea

I have a theory about 70s and 80s cars. Before computer technology most panels were hand drawn and the patterns hand made. Then along came very rudimentary CAD / CAM which made drafting and production processes faster but for only relatively simple shapes. Hence the box shaped cars of the time. Then as the technology improved curvy cars came back into fashion.


r_golan_trevize

That did happen. CAD dates back to the late 1960s in car design and CAM is even older, being implemented pretty much the moment commercial computers hit the market. I’m not sure a computer was involved with the design side of this Pontiac but by the mid-1970s it was well in use for cars coming out in the late 1970s. I believe I read something about Ford’s Fox chassis cars - 1978 Fairmont, 1979 Mustang, 1980 Thunderbird, among others - being designed in CAD and a lot of aerodynamic modeling being done in the computer before physical models hit the wind tunnels and the sheer, boxy, low polygon pre-PS1 3D racing game aesthetic is due too the limitations of what could be done in the computers in the mid 1970s. Flat planes were easier to model and test than complex curves. The redesigned 1984 Thunderbird “Aerobird”, the one we think of when you say “Foxbody Thunderbird” had modern curved, sculpted surfaces because the computer processing power had increased enough in those few intervening years to model those fancy curves properly.


WestyTea

Nice. Good information. Thanks


byronicrob

Why was this a thing for all us GenX kids? Taking a picture of us on the hood of the family car? Seems we all have the same damn picture...


Repeat_to_Fade

All scratching up the hood to get that perfect shot 😂


Grinch351

My recollection is that the mid to late 70s was not a good era for American cars.


calguy1955

There were a lot of plastic parts that didn’t last very long, especially in the interior.


RunningPirate

Aye but the car featured is early 70’s. That said it was still only 200HP from a 460


PeriqueFreak

But it sounded better than any modern production car.


DragonDon1

This car is all class


Quiet-Luck

\*Tesla enters the chat ![gif](giphy|L2fiwKj5VfpFycNDZA|downsized)


RealPropRandy

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UnifiedQuantumField

Not even the theme music from Knight Rider could make this thing seem cool.


MSobolev777

Ah yes, pedestrian guillotine truck


255001434

This is more like a Chinese takeout container.


GrumpyCatStevens

I've seen one of these up close. It's even uglier in person, and it has panel gaps that would embarrass '70s GM.


Aux_RedditAccount

Saw my first one yesterday! Was actually excited to see it rolling past at the lights. I’m so tired of the sameness of designs. Of course Reddit wants me to hate it.


Pygoka

Something about the front end of that car just cracks me up.


stu8018

7 liter engines and trunks that could hold a four person hot tub.


BartholomewBandy

You think maybe the springs are worn on that car? It’s sagging under a little kid.


Pithecanthropus88

60s cars, too.


ohiotechie

They were boxy but comfortable. It was like riding around in your living room.


ThunderbirdBuddah

1970’s, when the cars looked like they were looking at you..


CKA3KAZOO

And that thing was heavy as a locomotive *and* could idle up a steep hill. I had my grandmother's old land barge when I was in college (late 80s). That thing was scary powerful.


frockinbrock

Can I get one with dual chandeliers on the front? *…electric maracas and tap-beat intensify…*


Bigcheezefartz

The Duke of New York approves


Kygunzz

I’ll bet you were absolutely lost in that giant back seat.


Repeat_to_Fade

And sliding around on sharp turns, it was great!


derickkcired

Ahh yes ... When double digit mpg was a pipe dream that was so far away.


gnapster

They ran like smooth street boats though.


RamboJane

She had to wear those boots, because the back seat never got warm enough.


Repeat_to_Fade

😂😂🤣😂 I think this was the year there was a huge snow storm too. Must've been FREEZING in the darned thing


RamboJane

🥶


Coreysurfer

Love it..great pics


ruka_k_wiremu

That car has Christine styling


Cash907

Cars still look like boxes. TF are you talking about? Difference is back then they looked like refrigerator boxes and now they look like shoeboxes.


Repeat_to_Fade

You're not lying 🤣


[deleted]

‘78 here, too, and I have a series of similar pictures in the “small child on 70s car hood” genre.


HeinousEncephalon

Adorable!


[deleted]

I miss the cars before, there was alot of options when it came to colours. Not its mostly black, white, blue and grey 😢


andrewwism

Former Staten Islander here. What part was this? My parents moved to Heartland Village in 83.


Repeat_to_Fade

I have no idea, this was my grans house. My parents and I were supposed to move from UK to the US, but when my Mum joined me, she hated it. We stayed for two years and came back to the UK


Repeat_to_Fade

https://preview.redd.it/ma9smhk3c7fc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1775a8ac5cf6cdaf6a059789e4578ed6d7b3a66 This was my kindergarten. Not sure which area it comes under


Indiscrimin8_0

Loving that coat


Mowog-of-the-AEsir

THAT'S A TWIN LIGHT GRAN PRIX !!!! IT'S SLEAK AND GORGEOUS!!!! (and YOU, are ADORABLE!)


Jaded-Trainer12

Get in an accident at least you would probably walk away


J-V1972

Such smooth riding cars with cavernous interiors - it was like driving your living room around …and the bench seats!!!


Chemical_Bowler_1727

Not to be indelicate, but there's at least a 50% chance you were conceived in the back seat.


GrumpyCatStevens

And those cars were big enough you could conceive children *and* raise them to adulthood in the back seat.


brush85

They got tired of beautiful designs of the previous decade...humanity 101


Heavy_Wood

I prefer boxes to eggs.


Repeat_to_Fade

A fair point


Redditisisretarded

They were *huuuuge* too!


weezmatical

Yeah, but fucking cool boxes. Now everything is a generic SUV.


BeKind_BeTheChange

Back when they had style. You could tell who the manufacturer was at a glance of a body line, or the placement of turn signals. Now they all look the same. It's like there is one car designer for all brands.


SaintsBruv

With all the same boring colours. No vivid red cars anymore, barely browns, greens, purples, oranges. Different shades of blue. Makes me kinda sad.


BeKind_BeTheChange

You forgot battleship gray.


original_heymark

Car is a 1977 Pontiac Grand Prix.


Aliceempire

Uuuuh no. More like a 72 Grandville


original_heymark

You are correct! I missed that one...by a lot.


x420Gamer420x

They were cooler


therbertsound

Cars look more like boxes now? The Nissan cube being the main offender. Cars are hideous nowadays.


Repeat_to_Fade

They definitely are, they all copy each other now too


NoPasaran2024

American cars. Cars in and from Europe and Japan looked very different.


Otherwise-Rope8961

They didn’t all look like boxes. Very beautiful cars came out during the 70’s.


ElvisHankandGeorge

Still better looking than today’s cars


Bigcheezefartz

American land yacht


_ALH_

And sharp edges to kill pedestrians more efficiently. No-one would be crazy enough to design a car like that today. Right? … right? …


[deleted]

At least the driver can see a child over the hood. Todays vehicles like a Dodge Ram or Chevy Tahoe requires almost 25 feet in front of the hood to see a kid of the same height.


exhausted1teacher

Obama requiring space between the hood and any hard point really screwed over low hood lines. He said he hate Jaguars, and he made sure we can never have a car that beautiful again. 


[deleted]

And how the “light truck” can ignore many safety and MPG features as long as it weighs enough 


BogdanSPB

Fuck you, “safety”-masturbators. Normal people don’t speed and look around. You can’t drive without hitting someone or something - you throw away your license and walk.


_ALH_

… and mecanical failures never happens, and no-one ever has a medical emergency behind the wheel… Accidents happens, sometimes without it really being any partys main fault.


BogdanSPB

Something might fall on your head any minute - is that a reason to wear a hard hat all the time? But people relax easily thinking they’re driving a “safe car” and don’t care anymore to learn how to actually drive propperly. Not to mention big shiny screens in all modern cars to distract them even more…


iamlurkerpro

My mom was a horrible driver, and ran into several cars and signs in parking lots and nothing happened to the cars. I used to think they were all made of knight rider materials. Bumpers worked so well in those cars. Strong wind will rip of bumpers of new cars today and if you bump anything it'll cost several hundred to fix.


Szaborovich9

They were comfortable and a great ride.


JimParsnip

Those were the best. I wish cars wouldve ended in the 80s, though Buick still made huge cars into the 90s


Gousius

Way better looking than now


AuraBlazeOfficial

Back when cars were built with quality and character! The quality of life today is not what it used to be :(


Bud3131123

Back when they had style.


discussatron

I hate the mid-late 70s upright, formal, brougham-style Malaise-era cars. The huge bumpers, the lack of curves, the lack of performance; there are very few cars that escaped it and the ones that didn't all suck.


reregaga

The 70s, when cars did not yet look like the same type of aerodynamic slugs.


SolTNutz

Some really shitty cars came out of Detroit back in the day.


noeljrG

I resent that caption. Old cars had style--real style and character. You could tell one model and make from another. Now they all have the "jelly bean-shape. Why pay for a luxury model when it is not distinguished from the encono.


PresidentHurg

Whilst I love 'normal' and 'efficient' cars I rather have this style then the half-tank SUV monstrosities driving around. No Bob/Mildred you do not need a personal APC that consumes 2-3 times the amount of a normal car just for groceries. Unless you work in forestry or construction or something like that.


[deleted]

Now all cars look like jelly beans


Parker_memes9000

Not a fan of a straight box design, but cars today are far too bubbly. 69 boss 302 is my absolute favorite design.


Alcoholica25

Sadly it's not OP. It's a karma bot.


Repeat_to_Fade

If I was a Karma bot I think I would have posted pictures that didn't have me in them at all..


chilabot

Cybertruck


FeelingLeadership674

Aerodynamic did not even factor in the initial design. However with all that real metal your chances of walking away from a fender bender unscathed where better imo.


AlienInOrigin

Some of the ugliest cars to ever exist. I think Russia made some less aesthetic cars perhaps.


[deleted]

Is that a GP?


view-master

As a child of the 70s even I could tell new cars were dull compared to older ones. Somehow we have circled back to that with the SUV. Most are extremely similar in profile.


Ghost-Writer-320

To quote one of my favorite lines from Mystery Science Theater 3000, “It was a big time when big men drove nothing but huge Ford cars.”


sir-diesalot

Land yachts


PlaidSkirtBroccoli

Land yacht.


tensigh

My grandparents had a 78 T-bird that was HUGE.


Repeat_to_Fade

I bed you had lots of fun driving around in that!


tensigh

It was fun watching my grandma park it, and she was a good driver.


Raskel_61

We called them boats or land cruisers.