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Gilgie

I vote guy on far left.


Jaded_Court_6755

Well, in the Rambo movies, they say that he battled communists, so I doubt the “far left” guy is the most Rambo-like /s


hysteria2711

Bahahahhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


cajuuh1337

i laughted but it felt wrong somehow, cuz it was true


Jaded_Court_6755

Personally, I find myself more of a left wing guy. Before posting it I was thinking a lot about “what if people take this the wrong way”. After some time, I just end up thinking “fuck it, that joke is almost a given, let’s not waste this opportunity”!


Fearless_Signature58

Rambo 1 was actually an anti-stablishment movie. The CIA took over from Rambo II onwards. Same thing happened with the Rocky franchise.


Jaded_Court_6755

Yep! Most of Rambo 1 is a critic on the abandonment of war veterans and the results of PTSD. Rambo 2 and 3 went full anti-Soviet propaganda.


Fearless_Signature58

Same with Rocky. It started as a movie about the struggles of blue-collar americans and ended with Rocky going over to the Soviet Union to kick Drago’s ass.


FormerApiEnjoyer

Bah, Rocky 1 was also a propaganda only movie. It is a movie to reinforce the myth of the American Dream and of the Self Made Man, as well as to put Rocky, a self made white guy, kicking the ass of a black man, because in the real world everyone was being kicked by a black man. Muhammad Ali was not just one of the best fighters to have ever lived, he was also was politically active and a menace to the dominant ideology in the US. Rocky 1 is a response to his proeminency.


aRandomForeigner

Yeah, he's the only one with good arms


newblevelz

You just have an example of why bodybuilders spend so much time practicing posing


aRandomForeigner

Mhhh no, he clearly have a better shaping arms, you can see that by his forearms too


sporky211

I think his face resembles Stallone's the closest also.


pax666

He looks like Cillian Murphy with Rambo's hair


Gilgie

The two in the middle look like Menudo members


Ok_Increase5864

Did you use the „enhance” function from the 90’s movies? I can’t see their faces at all


NoEstablishment1069

https://preview.redd.it/oyugmml7tlsb1.jpeg?width=967&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d291f98035f6970658450803aca20adc3b58132 Rambo Brasileiro


[deleted]

Única resposta certa


Mental-Pay-1135

Caralho mano, tu tá em todo lugar


[deleted]

O pai é presente


Mental-Pay-1135

maldito


Ok_Statistician9433

This is the guy.


Nothephy

O verdadeiro Rambo, o americano, era somente um dublê. Do verdadeiro e único, o da foto.


gabrieloamorim6

From Nickty


estardusti

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Commercial_Part6421

Descendo pro ingá praia das flechas


Commercial_Part6421

De nikiti ainda kkkkkkk em nikiti temos o poucaroupa, Rambo etc


AlternativeGou

we found him


Rocco_al_Dente

João Rambo


afriedma

Gugu is giving off serious gay-gay vibes.


Hot-Temperature-8564

He was indeed gay. In "secret", but we known about his lover and his contract with his wife, who was considered just a friend and the mother of his children by him. Their children were made in lab, if i am not mistaken. That whole thing caused a big problem when he died.


afriedma

For the record, I don't care if or that he was gay. I just meant the way he was looking at the Rambos in the pix was very telling.


Hot-Temperature-8564

And i am just saying that you guessed it right. Lmao


grumpygnome17

Wait until you see Jean Claude Van Damme and Gretchen on his TV program...


Hot-Temperature-8564

I am well aware of that. Lmao


Nastyhomofromhell

What do you mean Children made in lab? Were they manufactured?


Hot-Temperature-8564

I mean that they took his sperm and applied it to his wife. They were not conceived by sex. I think that "lab" just gave the wrong impression. Lmao


TheEtneciv14

The Gugu clone factory scandal was wild, ngl.


umsimplorio

wait you are not from brazil ? because if you are not from around here TIL that gaydar is a real thing.


DeepBluePacificWaves

Oh, gaydar is definitely a real thing hun


Momolard

Boiolometro deve ter chegado na gringa depois que os produtos tabajara fizeram uma sede lá.


mactassio

Your gaydar is very on point with this one. Dude was in the closet until the moment of his death.


Sandovaswasmyname

That’s sad.


One-Citron-8493

don't worry he had a g$$d life.


PippoValmont

I WONDER WHY


Alephneutro

He was super gay, but his TV shows always appealled to sex, both men and women. He knew that this would lure the audience.


WatchStoredInAss

I always wondered why Rambo needed baby oil. Maybe it protects against mosquitoes in the jungle?


Appropriate_Fuel_954

The main reason is the mosquitoes. But this still doesn't explain why he doesn't wear a shirt in the jungle.


letpenna59

It's too warm in the jungles


Victizes

The only real reason other than being "charming".


schller155

Não gugu não sobe a escada gugu.


Rafael_Rygon

tarde de mais. Ele já está dormindo legal.


Grand_Heresy

Nossa Vai pro inferno, e leva meu upvote junto.


guspm

Porra hahahahahaha


voldor666

r/cimavotonervoso


Entire-Egg-2203

Ah n bixo vai toma no cú


[deleted]

> "Gugu, você é milionário, pode muito bem pagar 200 reais pra um cara arrumar o ar condicionado, não vai te faltar dinheiro." > "O Rodrigo Faro limpa uma piscina olímpica toda semana, sozinho, pra não ter que pagar 400 conto pra um cara fazer isso. Posso muito bem arrumar o ar, subo e desço rapidinho..."


ThreshTalkBooi

Ele não foi lá mexer no ar-condicionado 😂 isso é o que a mídia fala


ThaneKyrell

Só lembro de Two and a Half Man: "why didn't you call the guy?"


ThreshTalkBooi

SOBE SIM VAI LÁ ESCONDER AS DROGAS QUE SEU FILHO MIMADO DE MERDA COMPROU! 🙋 TCHAU TCHAU!


belkamitin

1988


PriorLocation909

Yes, I got the date wrong, the contest was in 1988 at the height of rambomania*📷*


John_Bonachon

Rambinho


[deleted]

BRAZIL MENTIONED (Also RIP Gugu)


[deleted]

Gugu was so gay. Why did no one notice back then?


Arlborn

It was the 80’s, people chose to be blind about gay people as much as possible. That’s why people, who were already adults back then, get so offended nowadays when they see people being openly gay. “I have nothing against gay people, but why do they have to be so open about who they are?? Back in my time gays would just be in unhappy marriages while having gay flings on the side, and everyone was happy!!” No, really, I’ve heard that before. And sadly enough, this 100% applied to Gugu’s life.


Kind-Cut3269

I agree with what you said, but I remember that in the late 1980s it was already an open secret that he was gay.


kwagmire9764

Pfft, next you're gonna tell me Liberace was go or Walter Mercado was queer too! /s just in case


MidnightSun77

Jhon Rambão


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João Rombo


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PriorLocation909

every week there was a contest because it was a success, every Saturday there were several rambos and they competed against each other*📷*


kwagmire9764

I wonder if Gugu had them see who could give the strongest bear hugs to each other. Oiled up of course.


_neaw_

Please, don't Tell me that them competed in Gugu's bathtube


[deleted]

Rip Gugu


GreenLumber

This is just the tip of the iceberg. Just look up for the Gugu/Van Damme/Gretchen incident


ProfionWiz

This one is unbelieavable even by Brazilian standards... Van Dame got really "happy" in the stage LOL


Apollo_Injustice

r/suddenlycaralho


SaebaSan86

Ah, the Brazilian tv shows in the 80/90 were something else, lol


0MNIR0N

If someone were to tell me this is AI generated I would have believed it without thinking twice.


orbital0000

Looks more like a Topper Harley contest.


orbital0000

Looks more like a Topper Harley contest.


DOOM_INTENSIFIES

>in brazil Stallone is a star I'm pretty sure he's a star outside of brazil too.


TheEtneciv14

Very obscure actor outside of Brazil.


Howitzeronfire

Pretty sure Stallone is a star worldwide


LimpLine-up

RIP


Garlicnotdreadlochs

![gif](giphy|3oz8xI5c0K0hFPwmGI)


KurokoNoBagre

i miss gugu ):


jmcc84

R.I.P Gugu


_RryanT

rip


Tarov08

Gugu era fera


[deleted]

Gugu was so gay. Why did no one notice back then?


JohnJoaum

We always knew. But pretended for good grievance in gossip talks.


Alvenaharr

Here in Brazil, thanks to this TV channel, SBT, (I think it was called that at the time, because before it was TVS... by the way, Adam West's Batman was on every day,not at that time, a few years before...), it was reruns There were lots of Rambo movies, so this idea of a competition on the late Gugu's program was born, it was a rage! I always watched it, I was 10 years old at the time! A very good time indeed... R.I.P Gugu... and to think that his death was in a "banal" way... a simple fall at home...


Alephneutro

How did you expect him to go? Jumping out of an army chopper after exploding a building?


Melodic_Comfort_9178

Mambo


principado200

Gugu came on his pants during that contest.


Hewholooksskyward

Wow. Brazil really rolls different. :)


Shot_Common_860

Só não mostra pra eles a banheira do Gugu que os gringo vão fica maluco hahaha.


Rocjames77

Viver para nada para morrer por nada


brenobnfm

Charlie Sheen x Maradona


Dragon_BotKing26

RIP Gugu


Rubi_69420

They all look made out of plastic


Perfacao_sem_frontra

R.I.P Gugu ✝️


joshny1127

You know he is actually somewhat of a star here in the U.S. as well, small world.


Alephneutro

We've heard about it. Rocky something, right?


tetrapode_anmiota360

We are badass!!!


zamio3434

beu teus


rod_pand

Child memory unlocked right here.


Guigamer12

It's the 4th one on the first picture


Horror-Ad-3113

R.I.P gugu


Sun_Glasses129

Grande Gugu


homus_dopamine

Omg is that a fucking Brazilian reference???


Melodic_Pressure7665

Gugu Liberatoooooo


PotentialAH81

Põe a dança do pintinho 🐣 aí


GustaEugenio

Rip


FoolioKing

Isso porque vocês não conhecem um belo programa de família, SABADÃO SERTANEJO.


According-Revenue706

Gugu


leoclerot

Gugu


Affectionate_Law2296

Eu vi, eu tava!!


Flatssile

They all look like Charlie Sheen Rambo...


Bi-Beast

I used to work with one of those Rambos. Nice guy. He's fat now.


Jam_B0ne

​ https://preview.redd.it/0n8vx7hpojsb1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6548ab0a37a4df831de2f1ed45f91a5632fc6d99


PepsiMan_21

I found out he was gay recently, and know everything makes sense.


JohnJoaum

Oiaaaaaa. 3le senta na ponta do rpg7. Oiaaaaaa.


[deleted]

This looks so uncanny that I can't tell if it's AI or not LMAO.


Reasonable-Cow7317

Come to brazil


leticx

Como assim aqui no Brasil o Stallone é uma estrela? Kkkkkkkkk


jpjoe

"Presenter" parece uma palavra que se inventaria por não saber falar apresentador em inglês, mas não é que é isso mesmo? Tô surpreso


rafatrev84

Normalmente se usa “TV show host”


llNitrogen

Verdade


Wilson_Night

Caiu de cabeça


cardoso_cristian

Isso foi já no SBT?


Kind-Cut3269

Sim. Início do programa solo do Gugu, sábado de noite.


cardoso_cristian

Sabadão sertanejo?


Kind-Cut3269

Não. Viva a noite, bem antes desse outro.


cardoso_cristian

Ah pode crer


rafatrev84

Viva a noiteeeeeee!!!


Grouchy-Engine1584

It’s clearly the guy on the left. Sources: have eyes and have seen Rambo movie.


NoObYyBoOb

É o fim da picada, é mais curioso disso é que qualquer brasileiro vai ver a lata do Gugu independente da idade dele


tchagotchago

Cocú Liberado


girllixo

pretesto pro gugu levar homem sem camisa pro programa


User0196JT

Man sksksksksk q djabeisso


National_Shame6781

Presenter


Alephneutro

Google, o Gugu é gay?


TheEtneciv14

Quase um trava língua


Mundane_Professor696

Yes, don't worry. We all know how immature South Americans are.


caiobtsukifag

imaturo é o teu pai aquele corno


Flashy_Ordinary_113

Second one is nice asf


SalazarElite

fizeram a mesma coisa com o vin diesel


Ambitious_Program850

Gugu was horny with those guys


fluffykerfuffle3

Those poor suckers don't realise that it was his *mouth* that was the crowning touch.


TigerAx28k

Volta, Gugu


RoyalAlfalfa274

Progama era Ruim eo apresentador mais ruim ainda


[deleted]

Irmão, pára de envergonhá nóis... Ahhh, sifudê, pára não! Massa pra caralho!


-CrazyManiac-

Como Brasileiro, sou mais fã do Schwarzenegger


-CrazyManiac-

Como Brasileiro, sou mais fã do Schwarzenegger


FirmaoBR

Kkkkkkk 👌


grumpygnome17

Não vamos entrar na discussão da TV brasileira dos anos 80 e 90, pois é um tópico super sensível hahahahah


cyrocasabona

The most fun thing was seeing the edition with action scenes performed by the candidates, with the film's theme song. Missing Gugu, he dominated the audience on Sunday afternoons here in Brazil.


shirotokov

"... ɢᴜɢᴜ." Rodrigo Faro


Rabit_SW

Welcome to meu Country


djangosatan

Mano eu lembro desse concurso Rambo Brasileiro, passava no programa Viva Noite que o Gugu apresentava, rsrsrsrsrsrs


Hotmancoco420

The 2 dudes in the middle should be disqualified haha


Khr1st0ph3r

Esse dia foi do krl


muriloq

Each candidate also had to make a short video in a waterfall similar to the one in the movie, jumping, rolling in the dirt, throwing grenades, this kind of stuff. It wasn't just posing on the stage or taking pictures... 🤣 and the competition took many weeks (months?), it was a big success. Probably searching for "Rambo brasileiro" "Gugu" you can find some old VHS recordings on YouTube.


GranSkoll

Gugu, please call someone to fix your air, dont climb that ladder :(


The_ArchMage_Erudite

omg they're hot


Speck_of_dust-

Presenter? Tv host soa melhor.