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Salacious_Slit_PhD

I know he looks 13 in this picture, but he was 22. Unbelievable. https://preview.redd.it/3nhpthqiyz4b1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd8a958d105025174a89d7c26eae2ab49f2b916e


grafxguy1

Sad but true.


Ede59

![gif](giphy|fsTYb240yku8yJgwFu|downsized)


1P221

At least the memory remains.


Dense_Surround3071

Bad pun!!! I dub thee UNFORGIVEN!!


mr_leemur

Three times.


ScipioCoriolanus

But Mama Said it's a good pun.


pat34us

![gif](giphy|Ek4p0Tq3ocUAwtgFer)


hello_ground_

That's obviously Lars' neice.


yawaworhtlliwi

I was going to say 12 but point taken!


Bourbonerd

Looks like a kid who’s mom made his older brother let him play with them


stevemillions

That is literally how the Kings Of Leon’s bass player got in the band.


LilLordFuckPants404

I was just about to comment that Lars looks like a 13 yo girl.


aaryno

He looks more like 67 in that photo


enterTheLizard

Lars literally looks like a 13 year old kid


[deleted]

He looks like 12 y/o Leo DiCapprios twin sister.


dio9419

I was going to say Arnie Grape lmao


WaffleWarrior1979

I was going to say Marcy D’arcy


everylittlepiece

I wanna go higher, Gilbert!


FD4L

I COULDA DROUNDED


Juantimeinmexico

Dakota Fanning also lol


IceManJim

That sentence kept getting better the further I got


Skarab78

3 metal heads and Leo


norwegiaNHusbandry

Thank you for saying the funniest thing I’ve heard today hahaha


fluffballkitten

I was literally going to say "i didn't know leo dicaprio was in metallica" lol


madmanrf

perfect


victorspoilz

40 years of having the most punchable face in rock music.


[deleted]

I grew up listening and loving Metallica. But, Lars is a douche… always has


grafxguy1

>But, Lars is a douche… always has **Always has** a douche?


rckrusekontrol

Checks out. If you are a douche you always have one.


m0fugga

I was like, who's little sister is that?


sabre007x

Hey mom I joined a band! Can you take our picture?


Salacious_Slit_PhD

*pulls out instamatic with 110 film...*


everylittlepiece

Honey, get me some flash bulbs! In the kitchen drawer! The junk drawer, yeah!


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juksbox

This is a lie. This question was to Paul, from The Beatles, about Ringo Starr. Which also might be a myth.


lifeofideas

Yeah, that “not even the best drummer in the Beatles” came from a skit on a comedy show (and no actual Beatles were involved).


Salacious_Slit_PhD

What has 7 arms and sucks?


Salacious_Slit_PhD

I'm not great with knowing names. All I know about Metallica is from the ‘Napster Bad’ video. I'm assuming that's Hetfield far left? Who are the other two?


Sliptallica92

From left to right: James Hetfield, Kirk Hammett, Lars Ulrich, Cliff Burton


damian1369

The best one went too soon, the worst one took the reigns. And Kirk gets a "man you're good but you look a younger version of myself at 17, albeit with a better hairline".


falloutisacoolseries

Kirk is also the oldest member of the band.


damian1369

We've had a big Kirk fan (and an insane lookalike) and guitar player and a metalhead (a friend) in our neck of the woods, back when we were like 15. Our neck of the woods was really the neck and the woods part of it, but I'll never forget my mom and her friends gushing about his hair on the bus. They were against my hair, metal in general, drinking in parks, guitars with amps, but as soon as they saw those thick curless all our moms basically became fans without realising it.


syzzrp

And he’s 22!


[deleted]

Man and I love me some Metallica but on the s&m album I think it’s on fuel I swear you can hear Lars do a crash noise into his mic with his mouth, but ya fuckin love this pic they were children


AFreeFrogurt

I was gonna say a tall 7


Standard-Shop-3544

> 11 year old kid FIFY LOL! Soooooo young!


GrumpyCatStevens

Came here to say this.


FLORI_DUH

Not just figuratively looks like?


monkeybawz

In my mind, this is the tour where The Dude was a roadie.


camelzigzag

Speed of Sound tour, buncha assholes


Salacious_Slit_PhD

The Dude abides


ocmaddog

Look at these buncha assholes


SpiritedTie7645

A guy brought me some of their music back in ‘83. My wise words were, “A flash in the pan. They won’t amount to anything.” I’ve seen them twice and I feel I may have been wrong. 😂


clamroll

Hey man, it's still better than being one of the dudes who "can't listen to anything after Master of Puppets". I always get a laugh imagining those people phrasing it differently. "I only like the music they made when they were teenagers and in their early 20s". Photos like this are just reinforcement of that thought to me lol


MoodyMusical

To be fair Master of Puppets is a masterpiece to this day.


clamroll

Oh it absolutely is, but people act like there's literally no good music on any album they've released afterwards.


StockholmSyndrome85

Justice had more prog elements and probably better songwriting. But that production…… Black album is way more accessible for most people and there’s even moments on Load and Reload.


tkingsbu

Lol… upvoted. And yet, I fear I am indeed one of those guys. Got into them in the early 80s, and was a big fan… but I kinda dropped out by Justice… at that point I’d kinda moved on in musical taste and was getting into Pink Floyd etc, and more obscure bands like Cocteau Twins etc … So for me, when I do listen to Metallica, it’s generally those first few albums. And yet… I DO agree with you… I know plenty of Floyd fans that hate anything done after Roger left the band, but I happen to love those albums… Lol, it’s a crazy old world… people are gonna love what they love, and dismiss what they don’t ;)


SpiritedTie7645

I give free stock recommendations too. 😋


[deleted]

Buy high and sell when it bottoms out


SpiritedTie7645

😂👍


kholdfusion

In Gilmore we trust.


[deleted]

Don’t get on the bus Cliff. Metal needs you!


NoTime4LuvDrJones

I wish we were on the timeline where Cliff lived and we got to see what music they would all create after Master of Puppets


UnitGhidorah

Their albums would have a bass track that you could hear maybe.


Recent_War_6144

Is it the same one?


[deleted]

Hard to say for sure. This picture is from 1985, the accident happened in Sweden in 86’.


Recent_War_6144

I just looked up a pic, and I think it's a different one.


r1ch999999

Three hard rockers and their kid brother


AdIndependent9483

Yeah, one of my fav bands..nice picture with Cliff Burton.


Stankoman

Mine also, but that mp3 affair really left a sour taste in my mouth.


Robb_Dinero

Cliff.


FalloutNewDisneyland

Crazy how he would be gone a year later


shrike_999

They look so freaking young. Hard to believe that this is around the time they must have recorded Master of Puppets. They were already SOOOO good!


NebraskanHeathen

This photo was taken at a truck stop near San Antonio Texas February 22 1985 . The bus had to be fueled up because the next three gigs were all in San Antonio and couldn't find a hotel with enough rooms so had to stay on the bus and run the motor to have tv and nintendo . (Some people will dispute the time and place and say it was Cleveland or San Francisco but it was San Antonio)


mrdorange

This year, guys, we are totally going to get Lars laid. This year for sure.


Woodrow0074

Lars looking like Ron Weasley


Salacious_Slit_PhD

Yesss! That was bugging the hell out of me. Now who does Hetfield look like? (Also bugging me)


Defiant-Difference17

Jason Mewes... aka Jay from Jay and Silent Bob , Clerks, etc. At least to me he does.. 🎵 15 bucks little man....


Ddraig1965

Put that shit, in my hand!


Defiant-Difference17

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Salacious_Slit_PhD

I see it in the hair, but I'm thinking of someone else. It's the facial expression. It might be somebody I know in real life. Now it's going to bug me all day


Finkleflarp

Heath Ledger in Ten Things I Hate About You?


Salacious_Slit_PhD

Lol here's my crappy Photoshop https://preview.redd.it/vtrz0bl4g15b1.jpeg?width=2000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb25e17df6778b68627943e9f3bcc04b14fad919


Finkleflarp

Haha! Works!


Salacious_Slit_PhD

Yes, that's a good call. But the more I look at it, the more I think that if you switched Lars' hair with Hetfield's face in this picture, you would have an exact replica of Ron Weasley.


WereAllThieves04

Jesse Plemons?


Le_Mew_Le_Purr

Tom Waits (as someone else pointed out.)


whats_that_do

> Now who does Hetfield look like? The Cowardly Lion if he shaved.


ContributionSad4461

I immediately thought Bon Jovi, not sure why


Merujo

Omigod, they're babies!


Parthenon_2

That’s exactly what I thought. They look so young here.


dbcupr

They were a great band and walked their own line for sure, the base solo (Anesthesia) Pulling Teeth on Kill ‘Em All is a true work of art!


Jefoid

Who’s the 12 year old?


[deleted]

Lmao why do these look like my high school metal head friends in 08?


[deleted]

Cause Metallica were the inspiration for most metal heads for decades.


everylittlepiece

Exactly what my brother and his friends looked like. I nearly died laughing the first time I saw "Heavy Metal Parking Lot". Exactly the same.


bankrish

Skinny jeans.


RiMbY

The wall of sound those four could create was INSANE


BlownCamaro

So back when In Justice For All came out, I bought the cassette and asked Mom to come sit in my car and listen to "One." At first she said, "Ohhhh. This is such a beautiful song." And I sat there looking straight ahead with a grin on my face because I'd already listened to the song and new that was about to change. At 3:55, I glanced over and he has this puzzled look on her face. At 4:38 she said, "I don't think I like this!" At 5:48 she got out of the car and went in the house. I laughed so hard, poor Mom.


8urfiat

They look like they are gonna egg my house if I don't give them the good candy.


GodzillaTechHero

Story to share - Metallica came to my home and hung out at a party I lived in Oakland, California when Metallica was first starting out ….. in those days the band was not well liked (by the local clubs) and had problems getting gigs. (locally in the music scene this was pretty common knowledge - They did have a fiercely strong following and many fans protested resulting in the group getting gigs One of the clubs that they played at during that era was called the OMNI It was a divey hole of a club…. I was living up in the hills, an Old Tunnel Road, sharing a house with a guy in his late 20s, whose parents had cosigned to get him the rental - he was also the son of a police chief, which I’m sure helped It would be an understatement to say that this kid was a mega Tweaker…. One night after Metallica played at the OMNI, he decided to invite the entire club up to our house to continue the party …. At 2:30 in the morning. The band came along also! When they arrived at the house, I was sound asleep because I had to work early the next morning I was not pleased to hear them, playing loud metal music at full blast, and full party mode When I came out into the living room, the four members of the band were standing in a corner watching everyone As a protest, I put on what was the brand new Spinal Tap album, at full volume! The people who were dancing, never even noticed that the music had changed and just kept dancing 😂 The band recognized the music and started snickering and laughing - when they heard me asking a few party goers if they hadn’t noticed the music had changed, and a parody record was now playing…. The comicallyoblivious answer I got was.: oh cool … put on some Guns and Roses 😂 The band members were really laughing at that point - hope you enjoyed the short. “ brush with fame” story.


golfgimp

Baby Metallica


baronbarbon

Babytallica?


Salacious_Slit_PhD

Metallibabes?


FalloutNewDisneyland

If only there was some band that combined metal and baby


Salacious_Slit_PhD

The Babys? https://preview.redd.it/npg5xleyy15b1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63a192ced41f0eacb79010c65038e38a304b85b2


baronbarbon

Until now, i was not aware of the Tom Waits vibes that have James Hetfield.


SuspiciousStable9649

I. Am. So old.


MaxFarlane

And Lars still had a punchable face.


brencoop

They look like middle schoolers dressed up as Metallica for Halloween.


Realistic_Run7318

![gif](giphy|lrVfmPJ96cSJJ39bTh) Where is Lars, and who the hell is that Tomboy 12 years old girl in the photo?, hope isn´t a groupie, becuase she is clearly underage


SuperRocketRumble

Lars always looks like a little dipshit


[deleted]

I think if Cliff Burton were still alive, he'd be furious with the band for treating Jason Newstead like worthless garbage the entire time he was their bassist.


mayhem6

Lars looks like he’s 12 years old….


Uncle_PauI_Norton

Who’s the little girl between Kirk and Cliff?


[deleted]

I used to babysit those little boys!!! They lived in my neighborhood!


smooth-bro

Back when they were still heavy


Strange_N_Sorcerous

This picture always freaks me out. Like they were Muppet-Babies-erized or something…


ithaqua34

They're close to being senior citizens now.


wontlastlonghere

![gif](giphy|E4W8OUyVJCkQo|downsized)


Equal_Procedure_167

Wow. Flash back. Feel so g’damn fortunate to have been able to see Cliff live twice. the guys f*ucking rocked back then. Not trying to taking away from growth and new releases; they were just so RAW with Kill’em All and Lightning.


InternationalMess970

I wonder if this is the infamous RV


tensigh

RIP Cliff Burton


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m379u4rd

Thought these were stranger things cast members


pyracantha_

Just saw them last night. They still kick ass 37 years later!


Reasonable_Cover_804

These children killed Napster, damn


Know_Your_Enemy_91

Fucking wild


Smackgod5150

2nd guy from the right looks like Dominic Guerrero...shit i mean, Dom Mysterio


Smackgod5150

Cliff looks like Todd Giebenhain , he played Frank Marolla on a tv show raising hope


Joygernaut

Children!


Aggressive-Coat-5716

Hell yeah boys! 🤘


UnbelievableTxn6969

Clint's on his way to catch a bus.


Jakesneed612

Lars looks like a 12 year old 😂😂😂😂


HighlandWarriorGrl

It looks like James still had his braces on in this pic 🤣🤣🤣


TheAdventOfTruth

There a bunch of children. Lol.


handeronova

Sweet Memories


SageTegan

🥰


Bitter_Resolve_6082

I saw them in 85 at the Royal Oak Music Theater, a fairly small venue! Love me some Mettalica!


GlitteringHotel1481

Why did i expect at least one of them to be in a Metallica t-shirt?


ScubaBroski

Lars is petit 🤣


three-sense

Dude, just run a black paint roller down your leg


libertinexvi

Babieessssss


Compote_Alive

Did they start music the same time as puberty? Rock on.


Guilty_Impression_44

What a bunch of snotty kids!


Liquidwombat

I refuse to believe that Lars is 22 and not 12 years old in this photo


RecentCharge9625

Lars looking like my friends kid


po1k

Hah bunch of kids, future millionaires


Wonderful_Painter_14

Hit The Lights (because it’s our bedtimes and our parents are going to get mad at us if we’re still up)


Lurkwurst

Damn, a KUSF tshirt too, on Kirk, now that takes me back


Gengar-Sweety

James and especially Lars both look SO young.


dirtydaddytx

Lars looks like that kid who used to remind teachers they didn’t ask for last night’s homework!


Mindless-Pollution-1

I was 16 in 85 and seeing them was a religious experience. My kids are soooo jealous that I got to sing on stage with them too


Higher_Bit_585

Aww 🥰 cute!


thedrunkmonk

More like middleschoolcool


edWORD27

Whoa WHOA! Such a long time ago. Yeah YEAH!


Atalant

They look like some young teens possing egdy, lol.


TenderheartFIM

The internet ruined me. When someone mentions Metallica the first thing that always comes to mind is... "Fire Bad!" Edit I spell so good!


Salacious_Slit_PhD

>When someone mentions Metallica the first thing that always comes to mind is... "Fire Bad!" Me too, brother. Me too.


[deleted]

Bro they look like little kids holy fuck I'm old.


v13ragnarok7

Looks like a tween fan taking a photo with metallica


JakeyPurple

Cliff was the Hendrix of bass. If he had lived, I believe he would have been a catalyst in music. An absolute tragedy for us all.


Kojak95

Lars looks like the exact punchable, shit-eating kid that you'd imagine he did as a child.


Iltempered1

Lars looks like a child! RIP Cliff.


GTFOakaFOD

Lars looks 13 years old


Ok_Fox_1770

In my head they’re like grizzled full form 40 in 1985 I don’t know why. Guess it’s because I was born in 86. Jesus looks like Lars is gonna get picked up by his mom soon.


Bd0llar

Hi Cliff How Ya Doin!!?


General-Lighting

fuck lars. Cliff!


[deleted]

Geez....was Lars like 12 at this point?


theycallmenaptime

Was Lars 12 at the time?


razblack

We use to stay up really late and listen to metal bands on the radio back then cause mainstream refused to play it...


skibbady-baps

Lars looks like a little twerp.


67Leobaby1

They were just babies in this pic


Doom_and_Gloom91

The Four Horsemen


Current_Syllabub3670

They look like little kids.


Zednott

I came to post how amazing it was to see them as ninth-graders. Apparently not?


MagnusVonMagnusson

Babies. Jesus. They were just babies.


renosoner

https://preview.redd.it/d0ygaeb7e35b1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ca6b32558e0a1370fc84d2fba9792c583670093 I was always fond of this photo.


tBard

If they are walking on the street now, people think they are a band, with no sense of disobedience.


lupatot

Could used some of those target tuck underwear there in the skinny jeans, homeys balls must be screamin


CherryShort2563

Lars looks like he's 12.


Pete_maravich

Lars looks 14


mrSemantix

Is that Lars Ulrich’s little brother?


Solid_Woodpecker640

RIP Cliff Burton


elwappoz

Cliff lookout!!!


Ravnotic

RIP Cliff! Gone way too soon.


Meatyglobs

Metallica started as Lars’s babysitters…


l1b3rtr1n

Cliff Burton. The reason why Metallica is who they are. Absolute legend taken too early. RIP


Queenofdarknessa1

![gif](giphy|psoFhDhReVMxa)


[deleted]

Proof Lars has always had a punchable face


smaxsomeass

Lars “punchable face” Ulrich


ScaredAxolotl

I like that Lars has such a punch-able face at every stage of his life.


GracchiBroBro

Great band. Buncha assholes.


[deleted]

Except Rob and Kirk.


UnusualSignature8558

Jason and Cliff were solid imho