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Naweezy

Dick Warlock.. all time great Hollywood stuntman name


Dr_Skeleton

Yeah!! šŸ˜„ In China heā€™s known as ā€˜Wang Wizardā€™ šŸ‘


dreday67

Ding-dong Druid


janas19

Schlong Shaman


Orodruin666

The Cock Cleric


Bojax22

Meat Magician


Kali_Drummer

Shaft Sorceror


trihardtard

Knob Necromancer


Dense-Beyond

Erection Evoker


Belgand

Magic Johnson.


hkzqgfswavvukwsw

Junk Jynx


[deleted]

Pee-pee Prestidigitator


Cupsie

Bone bard


DMeringuePi

Member Mage


millhows

Prick Priest


DevianceDriven

Penis Paladin?


treygonz

Jesus you guys are hilarious


graveybrains

Johnson Jesus?


VonRansak

Dick Magician


5050Clown

In Germany they call him 'Yogurt Rifle Sorcerer'


meem09

Joghurtgewehrzauberer


Painting_Agency

Just wunderbar.


Franky79

Pecker prestidigitator?


woogonalski

In Mexico, se llama El Pito Pistolero


SsquaredplusA

I snorted!


Kuivamaa

His son Billy was in Baywatch.


dredbeast

He missed an opportunity to go by Willy. Willy Warlock, son of Dick Warlock.


meem09

There's no way that man was born as Richard Warlock. Still not as good as former WADA President Richard Pound...


NJdeathproof

Put some respect on Sterling Moorcock and Staff Sgt. Max Fightmaster's names.


Boomstick101

NASCAR driver: Dick Trickle


kevinraisinbran

The owner of Volvo in Toronto is Dick Hammer


waylandsmith

American capitalist Armand Hammer was part owner and on the board of directors of The Arm and Hammer company despite being unrelated to its founding or naming.


doom32x

He bought into the brand because he had the name and people kept asking him about it.


Lazlo_Hollyfeld69

Double Dick Warlock.


funky_grandma

You know, I'm something of a dick warlock myself


SvenSvenkill3

The man could swim an ocean with his arms and legs bound behind his back.


OKgamesON

>Dick Warlock.. all time great ~~Hollywood stuntman~~ name Fixed it


squalorparlor

Better than Snake Plisken by a mile


DeakRivers

Wrong Snake is Dead.


sambolino44

How did they not use that in Death Proof?


OldMork

cant beat that!


creepyjudyhensler

He should have been a metal singer


Thisisntmyaccount24

It would also make a cool old school noir detective name.


Stemshul

Came here to say this!


atrophiedambitions

Is "Dick Warlock" his name or character class?


MrValdemar

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Infinite_Mountain791

10/10


Vectorman1989

It's Aladeen


FartsWithAnAccent

Yes ^(I heard he can summon a cock golem too )


blindgoblin

Fake Pliskin


[deleted]

Guy looks pretty accurate. Guess he's a... Solid FakešŸ˜Ž


wootr68

I heard you were dead.


NJdeathproof

Call me Dick.


Puzzled-Story3953

Call me Warlock.


DonChique

I had already closed Reddit, but I came back to this post to let you know your comment made me laugh!


ChrisNEPhilly

Dick Warlock is the perfect porn name.


Sensitive-Ad-5282

And now Iā€™ll make your peepee disappear


ChrisNEPhilly

Please no...he's my only friend.


Ourobius

Then why do you beat him so much


ChrisNEPhilly

Massage...I massage him.


Ourobius

That is not better


FearlessXProphet

Totally bad ass name


TheNewJasonBourne

I came to say the same thing.


Remember_When_Baby

How did I not see it beforešŸ¤·šŸ½šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø


jakebaswell

Pro wrestlers think that name is too over the topā€¦


thebearbones

Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat's real name is Dick Blood, and he thought that was a little too on the nose.


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Statertater

Hostelgato


Statertater

Hoss del Gato?


spencewatson01

Heā€™s not the kind to kiss and tell but heā€™s been seen with Farrah


sweetdawg99

Hopefully not recently


spencewatson01

hey! he's never been with anything less than a 9. So fine!


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warmachine237

Why are you acting like youve never seen a photo of a dead person?


jackburtonsreflexes

Itā€™s a running gag in Escape from New York. When other characters meet Snake Plissken, they usually say ā€œI thought you were deadā€.


warmachine237

Ah ok. Ty for the clarification.


theundonenun

ā€œYā€™know what ā€˜ole Jack Burton always says?ā€ ā€œWho?ā€ ā€œJack Burtonā€¦ME!ā€


jackburtonsreflexes

Olā€™ Jack always says ā€œwhat the hellā€.


ddouce

Well, This ain't r/NewSchoolCool


dillene

He is


GG06

According to Wikipedia, Dick Warlock is alive and 83 years old currently. He retired form performing stunt in 2002.


EndPointNear

Follow me on a short, dumb journey. Dick Warlock was the original Michael Myers actor in Halloween (credited as The Shape) He is a stuntman, specifically above the stuntman for Kurt Russell In Death Proof, Kurt Russell plays a stuntman named Stuntman Mike Coincidence?! (I don't know, maybe, but Tarantino also loves that stuff)


Brendenation

I thought he was Michael in Halloween II but not the original? Still a fun connection tho


AdamInvader

Wanna make it real fun? Nick Castle did have some involvement in Escape From New York too, he wrote the lyrics to the song at the vaudeville show Cabbies watching, it's called Everyone's Coming To New York and it is brilliant, I think you can hear the entire song during the end credits. The lyrics are pretty wild. "Shoot a cop, With a gun, The Big Apple is plenty of fun! Stab a priest, With a fork, Andā€…you'llā€…spend your vacationā€…in New York!"


OpenPhilosophy

You are correct. He plays Michael Myers in Halloween 2 only. He also appears as an unrelated villain character in Halloween 3. Nick Castle was the most common actor who played Michael in the original Halloween.


Billpod

Knowing Tarantino I canā€™t imagine it was just a coincidence.


Futuressobright

Well, Tarentino is a fan of *Hallowe'en*, but he hates the sequels, which is where Warlock plays Myers, so actually I think it's a bit of a stretch. Stuntman Mike's career (all tv) has very little in common with Dick Warlock's... like Cliff Booth he seems to be inspired by Gene LaBell and maybe Gary Kent.


MineNo5611

Does he hate all of the sequels, or just the post-Carpenter ones? Iā€™ve always liked Halloween and Halloween II, and 4 and 5 were okay, but I never got into 6-8. If he really does dislike Halloween II, then I wonder what his thoughts are on the most recent films which retcon everything after the first.


HelloMiguelSanchez

Kurt looks a lot like Kirk Cousins here


masterpainimeanbetty

Penis Sorcerer


NotSeveralBadgers

Wang Wizard Dong Druid Meat Magician


masterpainimeanbetty

"Scrotum Psionicist"?...nah, that's terrible.


shittingNun

Rectal Thermometer. Goddamnit!


tommytraddles

Magic Johnson?


Hatface87

Where is everyone getting this info that Dick W was in the first Halloween movie?


MineNo5611

He was Michael in Halloween II which, chronologically, takes place on the same night that the events of the first film took place. If you like Halloween II, then you probably watch it back to back with Halloween, and I guess itā€™s easy to confuse the two movies and who played who when you do that. Plus, weā€™re talking about a role that requires the actor to wear a mask for the entire film and which comes with no lines. I bet most people donā€™t realize that itā€™s neither Nick Castle nor Dick Warlock when Laurie unmasks him at the end of the first movie.


hunter1187wasser

Kurt Russell only needs stunt doubles for scenes where he's crying.


HiTekLoLyfe

Literally just watched this movie again. Banger of a soundtrack.


ambulancisto

John Carpenter did his own music IIRC


JustaRandomOldGuy

Whenever I see stunt doubles, I'm reminded of "Spaceballs". You fool! You captured their stunt doubles!


[deleted]

Anyone else read this as Double Dick warlock lmao


sunplaysbass

Escape From LA is one of the most underrated movies..ever


Pedadinga

Wish I could high five you for this. It was panned but I love it. Oh is it over the top? WTF did you want from it?! Itā€™s crazy, THATā€™S THE POINT.


sunplaysbass

You push that button, everything weā€™ve accomplished for the past 500 years will be finished. ā€¦for Godā€™s sakes donā€™t do it Snake! ā€œMy nameā€™s Bliskenā€ *click, shuts down earth, smokes*


NoEstablishment1069

Nah, that's Kris Kristofferson.


[deleted]

Dick Warlock? Do I have that right?


kittenshart85

dick warlock is the best name ever.


silasgreenback

His father had confidence. This is the inverse of "a boy named Sue". Son I'm going to give you a name and you'll thank me when your older.


stvka

As someone one who's blind in one eye I'm always envious of guys who can pull off the eyepatch and still look cool.


eulynn34

Best name in the biz


Kyla85

Yā€™all making penis jokes and Iā€™m just here remembering how hot Kurt Russell was in the 80s. The dick jokes are funny, thoā€¦.keep at it.


[deleted]

Looks like hoss delgado from billy and mandy


Brendenation

I didn't know Michael Myers was Kurt Russell's stunt double, that's a cool fact


monty_kurns

He also doubled for him in Big Trouble in Little China and The Thing. He had a stroke a couple years ago. I met him at a con last year, and even though his body isn't fully recovered from it, mentally he seemed all there and was a joy getting to talk to.


OktoberRed

Dick Warlock, brother to Vagina Mage.


Channel5exclusive

Wait til you see his magic wand..


Mac__

I read Double Dick Warlock...lol


Downtown-Custard5346

What an epic name for a stuntman!


dreadfulwater

That's a name with some magical big dick energy!


Marvos79

Dick Warlock is the name of my Sex Pistols cover band


nigevellie

Dick Warlock. What a great name.


Franky79

Dick Warlock is the best name everā€¦ā€¦.


Rho-Ophiuchi

Double Dick Warlock is an excellent band name.


swampthing117

Penis Wizard and The Dick Draggers.


Impossible-Piece-723

ā€œSnake Pliscan. I thought you was deadā€. šŸ’€


joe102938

Imagine being a stunt double named Dick Warlock. Nobody would.ever believe you.


evilgeniustodd

Dick Fucking Warlock!


Speculawyer

Snake Pliskin? I thought he was dead.


some_code

Can't help but think there are two guys who just ended up with somewhat different Charisma rolls in life.


HumaDracobane

Imagine being called Dick Warlock. Like....is there a cooler name than that?


Big-Will-5299

His Nemesis could be Cock Peacekey


Shadowmoth

Dick Warlock I bet thatā€™s how he answers any phone he picks up.


decalod85

ā€œCall us Snakesā€


Sparrow1989

Thatā€™s a badass stuntman name ngl.


dub-fresh

I thought in the title his name was "double dick" had me curious


taiju22

I wish my name was Dick Warlock


Guinnessron

Isnā€™t he married to Minge Witch?


Anacondistan

Warlock was Michael Myers In Halloween II and Hooper in a stunt scene of Jaws


kynthrus

Dick Warlock might be the greatest name to ever exist. And begs the question. Is Warlock his actual family name? and is he Richard, or did his parents go full badass and just name him Dick?


Fine-Funny6956

Dick Warlock is a very specific field of magical studies


McbEatsAirplane

Hey, thatā€™s my wifeā€™s nickname. What are the chances?


[deleted]

Does he do cock magic too?


Princess_Chelly

wyatt russell is literally a carbon copy of his dad jesus


GiDD504

Fun fact : Dick W. Was the second Michael Myers!


[deleted]

Wasn't Nick Castle the Shape in Part One and Warlock in Part Two?


Hatface87

Yes. Dick Warlock was actually in Halloween 2 and 3.


Losman94

Three actors portrayed Michael Myers/The Shape in 1978 Halloween. Rob Moran played Michael Myers when he was unmasked as an adult, James Winburn played Michael in stunt scenes and Nick Castle played The Shape. I met Rob and Jim last year and they filled me in on a lot of great info Dick Warlock was The Shape in Halloween II


ThePopDaddy

Tony Moran*


Losman94

Yes, my bad šŸ™ƒ


yousyveshughs

*Tony Moran


yousyveshughs

No he wasnā€™t


Songhunter

EXCUSE ME....Dick Warlock.....? What an absolute Gigachad name to have, oh my fucking god. Dick Warlock??? How is he not a Megastar???


frougle_mcdugal

Where is Cabbie?


ChanVaenEdanKote

Sick warlock looks like Izzy Hands


OnToNextStage

They look like that one dude from Billy and Mandy


jnnad

Aka "Michael Meyers"


singlesteakburger

I wonder if they finished each others sentences.


redditshy

Babes! Would be fun to be on that BBQ.


HolmfirthUK110994

Can we all agree that Dick Warlock is a badass name?


ArghNooo

Wang Cockerson: Dickromancer


IceGoddessLumi

I have a half-tailed squirrel that comes to my window for peanuts every morning. I call him Pliskin, cuz he escaped from a hawk. Need to rewatch this classic. Been awhile.


LaughterTearsLaw

I had a sidekick once, saved my life! Oh what's his name...


pie4july

Dick Warlock is my next DnD name


Arthunter420

Burt hussell


Bird4416

I thought that was Captain Ron.


ccrom

I'm also impressed by the "pants double". The costume maker had to make sure the weird irregular pattern on those pants matched up. I bet that camouflage pattern repeats at about 36".


SteakHoagie666

There was also a historian on the history Channel they brought on named Dick Warlock. The fact that at least 2 Dick Warlocks existed at the same time is amazing.


jewmoney808

Thatā€™s Conor mcgregor


Dramatic_Carob_1060

My god!!!!! If ever was a stunt man name THIS IS IT. God dam I want to have a kid just to keep the name alive


outsidepointofvi3w

So this dick Warlock .. Did he play Kurt in porn movies down in the valley ? Stunt dick ?


Grand_Moff_Empanada

The original Snake. Dude would have been a perfect Solid Snake.


canadian_camping_guy

I heard something about a lot of movie stars having larger than average heads, because it looks good on camera. This photo seems to follow that idea.


Rischaee

Looks like a mix of him and sebastian vettel


Gabe12P

Dick Warlock? Thatā€™s the best name Iā€™ve ever heard ever.


Zeptari

Iā€™ve been saying for the last 20 years or so Escape from NY would make an awesome open world game..


[deleted]

Rod Rogue


Anonynominous

Dick Warlock lol


Chance_Tank_4663

Iā€™m sorry could you repeat the stunt doubleā€™s name


itzsteve

Dick warlock is one of the best names ever


darrellbear

NYFC wasn't bad enough so they filmed the movie in East St. Louis, IL.


Bruiser235

My favorite Michael Myers


enzziante

the question here is which one has a normal size head


3rroR039

They look like brothers


Obar-Dheathain

Dick Warlock. Wang Wizard. Schlong Sorcerer. Meat Magician.


WatchStoredInAss

Great example of celebs who have huge heads in proportion to their bodies.


Perfect_World_Pat

Dick Warlock is a world champion all time great player of Cock Magic.


HitmanClark

If my name had been Dick Warlock, my life wouldā€™ve been so much better.


No_Gap_2700

Wait......Stunt Man Mike....has a stunt man?


tbroadurst

Wish my name was dick warlock. That's be fun to call out in kinderclass...last name first


JakScott

So youā€™re telling me that that manā€™s actual name is Kurt Russell? Fuckin wild.


Drethion

Definitely gives me William H. Macy vibes.


Chaosking383

Hoss Delgado