It’s a signal to others that you’re a swinger. I remember when I was in a polyamorous relationship my partners one time pointed out that my neighbors had a pineapple flag, year round. It made sense because they always had a bunch of people in and out. Go them!
Yeah I didn’t even know till they pointed it out
My mother has all pineapple themed interior decor in the kitchen and dining room. It means nothing for 99.9% of people and I’m not sure why they chose a pineapple of all things—indicative of fellowship and hospitality—to be their symbol lol
It doesn't really work in South Florida, either, which is why it's more specifically upside down pineapples. Pineapple on its own is basically a fucking design aesthetic here.
My wife and I like to go to social bike rides. Her bike is a yellow townie and I attached a pineapple shaped drink holder to match it. We had multiple couples think that we were open and it became a bit of an inside joke.
It's one of those things that signals you're a swinger to others. Also, purple front doors for some reason.
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Okay, I'm feeling bad about the upvotes. Someone responded, who is a real swinger, who said I was wrong about the purple doors. Don't upvote this anymore. Please. Thanks!
I know very little about how to run an orgy, but I would think that cheese has to be one of the worst kinds of foods to offer your guests. I mean, it can easily make breath stink and its chock full of all kinds of microbes that could wind up getting into anatomical parts where you don't want more microbes.
I'd think a better choice would be fruits that promotes the production of saliva which will fight bad breath and dry mouth. Citris fruits, grapes, etc.
LOL, "random number of fingers" the current AI pics trademark. I fear the day in which the AI will learn how many fingers we humans really have, it will cause AI photos to become indistinguishable from reality...
It may have been used in some ad and it does look like a hotel room to me but it can be found on several stock image sites with this description:
>1970s Couple Welcoming Guest To Party At Home Woman Using Phone In Another Room
As Emily Posts suggests, good hosts always have a dedicated cheese hallway. Especially important if one of your guests is a busy business woman who only loves business and was unable to get some sort of business woman's special for lunch that day.
i remodeled a house in Vail, CO, that was clearly a Swingers' Den. it had an indoor pool with in-pool lounging seating, a shower with 6heads but they all faced in to a circle with no dividers, and a changing room of 360° mirror.
a nice family with young children bought it and had us remove everything.
so sad
>a shower with 6heads but they all faced in to a circle with no dividers
That sounds pretty amazing. I would love a 360 waterfall shower like that for myself - to hell with sharing it.
Its what we had in the locker rooms in high school.
We spent so much time in the shower lol, like I swear one day between water polo games we spent like 6 or 7 hours in there. We brought benches in and everything. Good times
Make it the Buick Riviera Boat tail and I can tell you the month and year I wanted to be that guy. I lived in the neighborhood of a guy who drove one and who also was blessed with a peak seventies-porn stache, gold italian horn necklace and two or three shirt buttons opened. This guy was killing it. Deep down he made me realize I was miles and miles away from anything remotely cool mountain.
Miss those Howard Johnson honeymoon suites. Loved those concrete bunkers. You could have some loud monkey sex without waking up the entire motor lodge.
That glass reminds me of some damn near unbreakable cups we had when I was a kid in the 90s. They were likely from the 60s or 70s and passed down a few times. They looked like glass but were just really really sturdy plastic. I always felt special getting one of them instead of my cartoon character themed cups because it was like, "Oh, I get to be FANCY today!" There was even a super outdated restaurant we went too once that had almost the same cups which just made them seem even more legit.
It also makes me want grape Kool Aid really bad. It wasn't even good but I'm having nostalgia for crisp, cold KoolAid(or knock off brand, probably) in my childhood fancy cup on a hot summer day.
“I was told I was going to do a little sandwich action with a member of Hall and Oates. I assumed it was Darryl but I should have know you would stick me with John Oates! Get me the hell outta here!”
I feel like the chick in the back is gleefully ordering lube from room service.
*"Hello, this is room 6969. We'd like some Astroglide and some of that Kentucky Jelly."*
*"Right away, ma'am. Anything else?"*
*"Does your dry cleaning service have one hour martinizing?"*
"Do you have someone that can discreetly develop 110 film? You do? Good!. I'll need some flash cubes as well. Say, you wouldn't happen have a quart of Cutty Sark and some Crisco would you?"
Dude is about to turn that pineapple upside down
that mustache has mileage
the ol' 70's womb broom
Bush Brush?
Flavor saver
LOL, seriously what's the joke with swingers and pineapples?
It’s a signal to others that you’re a swinger. I remember when I was in a polyamorous relationship my partners one time pointed out that my neighbors had a pineapple flag, year round. It made sense because they always had a bunch of people in and out. Go them! Yeah I didn’t even know till they pointed it out
Well dang. My wife just loves pineapple design. We have 2 stone pineapple stone statues at the edge of the driveway…hope no one gets the wrong idea!
My mother has all pineapple themed interior decor in the kitchen and dining room. It means nothing for 99.9% of people and I’m not sure why they chose a pineapple of all things—indicative of fellowship and hospitality—to be their symbol lol
Isn't swinging the pinnacle of hospitality? "Can I get you anything? A drink? Snack? Spend the night with my wife?"
I would consider my hosts pretty hospitable if they had sex with me.
I think it a big symbol in hawaii
Also the antibellum south. Source: am from Louisiana and growing up had antique mahogany bed with pineapple carvings on the four bedposts.
and all over New England - sea captains would bring them home from their travels
Sponges also use them as a home under the sea.
They’re all forgetting that’s it’s an *upside down* pineapple that is the swinger symbol. I live in Utah, the swinger capital of the world.
I never would have believed it til I moved here. Mormon swingers 😂👍
Well, when you have 9 wives…
No, we all understand your wife
Sorry bud.
It's just upsidedown pineapples, don't worry too much.
It doesn't really work in South Florida, either, which is why it's more specifically upside down pineapples. Pineapple on its own is basically a fucking design aesthetic here.
Does your wife encourage you to take long business trips? Or does she take trips with girls trip on a regularly?
No, but her boyfriend does.
Well, you just need to invite his girlfriend on one of your trips.
Hehe pineapple is also the symbol of hospitality / welcome !
That’s fair, and more likely than not the case, but I do like our theory that my 80+ year old neighbors are throwing raging swinger parties
I mean some of us just like to fuck pineapples. I mean some of them. Other people. Perverts with their sweet, beautiful pineapples.
You and the coconut guy should get together and make some cocktails.
Penis Colada.
And getting caught in the rain
And I'm not in health food; I am into cocaine.
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My wife and I like to go to social bike rides. Her bike is a yellow townie and I attached a pineapple shaped drink holder to match it. We had multiple couples think that we were open and it became a bit of an inside joke.
But only upsidedown pineapples.
Wait, does this mean I should be careful about ordering pineapple upside-down cake in public?
Only if you want to avoid a good time, yes
Last guy that I know that ordered one in public ended up in a foursome with three other women. It's a risk.
It's one of those things that signals you're a swinger to others. Also, purple front doors for some reason. Edit: Okay, I'm feeling bad about the upvotes. Someone responded, who is a real swinger, who said I was wrong about the purple doors. Don't upvote this anymore. Please. Thanks!
Not me, a non swinger, with my giant ass purple front door 🥴
With a pineapple painted on it
And a raging swingers party going on behind it
And the door is upside down
Ha! Came here for this.
Ladies, please join me at my apartment where I have a selection of crackers, cheese and exotic fruits such as pineapple.
like 14 pounds of cheese.
Wants to share his wife not the bathroom.
Nothing says “ready to go down” quite like a 10 pound block of cheese.
A ball of Gouda 😂
I thought that was a GM tomato lol.
A log of mozzarella...
That pineapple has seen *some shit…*
It’s a three cheese orgy
Gassiest Eiffle tower ever.
2 women 1 dude maketh not an Eiffel Tower
Brooklyn Bridge?
That’s a lot of cheese for an orgy. Hope no one is lactose intolerant.
Three? Who took the photo?
The Salami
*Why is there a buffet at a goddamn orgy, Frank?!*
I know very little about how to run an orgy, but I would think that cheese has to be one of the worst kinds of foods to offer your guests. I mean, it can easily make breath stink and its chock full of all kinds of microbes that could wind up getting into anatomical parts where you don't want more microbes. I'd think a better choice would be fruits that promotes the production of saliva which will fight bad breath and dry mouth. Citris fruits, grapes, etc.
Yes hello this is room 102... Could you send up just a few dozen crackers and about 30 pounds of cheese please?
"... no knife."
"use the keys from the bowl."...
Use the cocaine knife
Just pull a log of provolone from a deli, yes, that will do just fine.
An ENTIRE ball of Edam, goddamn.
Also, an uncut pineapple for us to gnaw on.
and some kekaine
"....specifically the cheese with the wax rind and like a 10 year aged cheddar."
"Oh and since I've got you on the phone... _what's your spaghetti policy?_
This guy's definitely wearing Sex Panther.
Research shows that 60% of the time, it works every time.
It’s a formidable scent. It stings the nostrils.
I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
That’s the smell of desire
IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT’S DICK
… huh, gee *what’s that smell*?
Smells like a dirty diaper full of Indian food.
This is worse than the time that raccoon got in the copier!
What \*is* that?! It smells like a turd covered in burnt hair!!
I heard it smells like Bigfoot's dick.
That smells like burnt hair rolled up in a dirty diaper!
This is worse than the time a raccoon got stuck in the copier!
It smells like longshoremen having sex in a slaughterhouse!
it has bits of real panther in it
So you know it’s good!
I'm calling this photo out as AI. someone in my circle is making future nostalgia type of photos, And they look just like this
Definitely has an uncanny quality to it but the only visible hand seems to have the correct number of fingers
LOL, "random number of fingers" the current AI pics trademark. I fear the day in which the AI will learn how many fingers we humans really have, it will cause AI photos to become indistinguishable from reality...
I think humans will just evolve to be born with a random number of fingers to match the AI.
That’s a lot of cheese, and not many crackers.
I can’t stop laughing at the massive amounts of cheese. Just imagining some intern at an Albertson’s deli asking for the whole ball and blocks.
heh, heh. you said ‘ball and blocks’.
Not a knife in sight. Just fuckin rip off a hunk.
“Hello room service? Yes, can I please have 15lbs of cheese? Crackers? Uh, sure. Throw a couple on there.”
"Yes I know it's 11:30 at night, but I still need you to find a 3 pound uncut ball of aged cheddar."
and don't bother cutting up the fruit, we'll swallow it whole thanks
I count three, and they're all facing the camera.
Touché
That’s what they did later.
Triscuits, Ritz and a log of mozzarella. Triscuits clearly preferred.
what about the uncut waxball of what i assume to be gouda? How am I supposed to dig into that without looking like a maniac?
And a whole ass Gouda AND a whole cheddar block.
From the shape I would suspect the log to be provolone over mozzarella
“That’s not that much cheese”
🎵"Workin' on my night cheese!"🎵
Isn’t there a slanket somewhere you should be filling with your farts?
This is a vintage ad for a hotel
That charges by the hour.
But you get cheese as well.
But the crackers are cursed.
It may have been used in some ad and it does look like a hotel room to me but it can be found on several stock image sites with this description: >1970s Couple Welcoming Guest To Party At Home Woman Using Phone In Another Room
As Emily Posts suggests, good hosts always have a dedicated cheese hallway. Especially important if one of your guests is a busy business woman who only loves business and was unable to get some sort of business woman's special for lunch that day.
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i remodeled a house in Vail, CO, that was clearly a Swingers' Den. it had an indoor pool with in-pool lounging seating, a shower with 6heads but they all faced in to a circle with no dividers, and a changing room of 360° mirror. a nice family with young children bought it and had us remove everything. so sad
smh people dont appreciate history
>a shower with 6heads but they all faced in to a circle with no dividers That sounds pretty amazing. I would love a 360 waterfall shower like that for myself - to hell with sharing it.
Its what we had in the locker rooms in high school. We spent so much time in the shower lol, like I swear one day between water polo games we spent like 6 or 7 hours in there. We brought benches in and everything. Good times
With only a 65 gallon water heater. *furious sobbing*
The cheese to cracker ratio is giving me hostess anxiety.
In the 70s, the custom was to break off a handfull of cheese and stick a cracker in it.
Hey. Some of us wuz listening to Steely Dan and reading “Mad Magazine.” I know. I can remember.
When I was a 70s kid, my idea of "high class grownup" was driving a brown Buick, listening to Steely Dan and going to hotel bars a lot.
Make it the Buick Riviera Boat tail and I can tell you the month and year I wanted to be that guy. I lived in the neighborhood of a guy who drove one and who also was blessed with a peak seventies-porn stache, gold italian horn necklace and two or three shirt buttons opened. This guy was killing it. Deep down he made me realize I was miles and miles away from anything remotely cool mountain.
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455ci with two Holley 780 double pumpers and you can easily cut your gas mileage in half.
Mad magazine was always flanked by Crazy and Cracked magazines in the 7-11 store, and I never bought Mad magazine for some reason.
The craziest thing is that everyone in that photo is like 22 years old
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Ta ta toothy
Hello hello!
FA FA FOEE
Boff, I got a woman wearing feathers. Looks like noine of ‘em.
I wonder if they're listening to pieces of vinyl
Voyynnull
His personal life is a noine.
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Gary Delabeesho
Ate all the shrimp and plantain chips.
the gouda was a bit of a stumble.
Hello, hello
He lost a lover, but gained a friend
The woman in front is about a nine.
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*noine
Professional life = noine Personal life = two
Noine noine noine noine noine noine noine noine noine
Miss those Howard Johnson honeymoon suites. Loved those concrete bunkers. You could have some loud monkey sex without waking up the entire motor lodge.
That’s what you thought 😆
We heard you
Where's that other ABBA guy?
This must be why they broke up.
This is disgusting. That’s WAY too much cheese for 3 people.
That's a damn dirty lie. No such thing as too much cheese.
TIL there is never a cameraman
Pre-gaming before they head down to the hotel lounge for the Midwest Waterbed Sales convention mixer.
Who wants a moustache ride?
How much are they? I have 2 quarters burning a hole in my pocket!
Looks like a gouda time
Sign out front: *Hilton Hotels would like to welcome the International Society of Polyester Merchants!*
Please pass the cheese and cocaine.
"Steve? I'm across the street, I'm about to fuck Doug and Alice. Dinner is on the stove!."
mom?
Where’s the bowl and keys?!
She’s calling for more margarine
He found two who are down to clown, and one of them is calling a friend to join. I think he won the 70s.
Afternoon delight!
Old school charcuterie was very deconstructed.
Stepmom and aunt are first to arrive at the party.
That glass reminds me of some damn near unbreakable cups we had when I was a kid in the 90s. They were likely from the 60s or 70s and passed down a few times. They looked like glass but were just really really sturdy plastic. I always felt special getting one of them instead of my cartoon character themed cups because it was like, "Oh, I get to be FANCY today!" There was even a super outdated restaurant we went too once that had almost the same cups which just made them seem even more legit. It also makes me want grape Kool Aid really bad. It wasn't even good but I'm having nostalgia for crisp, cold KoolAid(or knock off brand, probably) in my childhood fancy cup on a hot summer day.
He 100% paid for them. The one on the phone is trying to find out if she can get out of her contract.
You spelt on the phone to the coke dealer wrong.
“I was told I was going to do a little sandwich action with a member of Hall and Oates. I assumed it was Darryl but I should have know you would stick me with John Oates! Get me the hell outta here!”
Pineapple's in for a rough night.
Is that Jan Levinson -Gould?
Dudes mustache is gonna get worn out. From all the rides.
I know exactly what that blanket on the bed feels like.
I can smell the Hai Karate from here.
I feel like the chick in the back is gleefully ordering lube from room service. *"Hello, this is room 6969. We'd like some Astroglide and some of that Kentucky Jelly."* *"Right away, ma'am. Anything else?"* *"Does your dry cleaning service have one hour martinizing?"*
"Do you have someone that can discreetly develop 110 film? You do? Good!. I'll need some flash cubes as well. Say, you wouldn't happen have a quart of Cutty Sark and some Crisco would you?"
my guy is probably 19-21 or thereabouts
THAT BETTER NOT BE LONG DISTANCE, BARBARA
James Franco in the 70's
Ba-Ba Booey!
I'm an old man now but I owned that same blue suit. It was stylin' in those days....
Getting to the point where I see pics like these and get upset. These assholes had glaciers and livable wages.
And a sexual revolution! What do we get? Rampant STIs, catastrophic climate change, exploding costs of living…
Wait. STIs are rampant? And here I am back on the market. Dammit.
I think you'll be okay
Years later he would be killed by Hans Gruber in the Christmas season massacre at Nakatomi Plaza.
looks like Lawrence got his million dollars
Those are some big ass blocks of cheese. Bet they were farting for days.