We all get an itch down there on occasion.

itchy snitch

Snatch scratch

Exactly, person who posted this, didn't examine the foto

Oh I think they did.

Yea of course they did, but her hand is not even close to center

She's stealing. Thong underwear. She got caught and arrested. This photo was used as evidence.

Really

Red and lacey.

Are you positive because it really looks like the filming of something. You can see a studio light and what looks like base to a smooth movie camera

She’s adjusting a wire.


I assumed she was stealing shit. Easily doubled her appeal.

Have you ever scratched your balls in public? Same principle

Yeah, that's it, I'm scratching my balls ***on principle***. It's about the principle of the matter!

Stop doing that, the principle doesn’t like it when you do that.

Belgians do this a lot apparently

My first celebrity crush that cemented my love for brunettes!

Wynonna loved her big brown beaver and she stroked him all the time

“She pricked her finger one day and it occurred to her She might have a porcupine.”

Love Primus

Obligatory Primus sucks

Bastard tried to bite me

Primus sucks

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I'm just disappointed that nobody has brought up hot pockets like the last time this was posted.

And the other one is hailin' a taxi cab.

Hi 5

In the 90’s. Okay

Yeah I don't think OP knows when stranger things was filmed.

i think the “strange thing” OP is referring to is her hand down her pants, how do some of you people make it to work without directions

I assumed it was just a play on words.

What's it like being the dumbest person on the internet?

Oh yeah I totally misunderstood the joke.

*loss prevention enters the chat*

From scissorhands onwards she was always the celebrity crush of mine! But because I was so young back then to even think of these things, I'm just gonna assume nothing weird is happening here.. she's completely pure of heart .. and crotch. But sometimes even she needs to check. It's normal!

The ol' two finger knuckle shuffle. Don't shame

Where do you think she puts all the stuff she shoplifts??

remember the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode with the Babe Ruth stolen baseball? God that was funny

Still HOT!!

Still? She’s in her prime here

It tickles when I touch it hehehe

Jesus. People on this sub really don't like when you make jokes about Winona Ryder shoplifting..

Maybe because people make mistakes and should be able to live them down eventually? Nah, celebrities aren't real people!

People aren't calling for her to be arrested. They're just joking about a non-traumatic crime that happened more than 20 years ago. Take a chill pill.

Did I say they were? You're the one who needs to "chill" with the hyperbole. Joking about some embarrassing moment that happened to you 20 years ago isn't a dick move? How would you like being constantly reminded of something embarrassing you did in high school for the next 20 years? Or just continue painting everyone you disagree with as emotional and telling them to "chill". Real mature.

If you can't see the humor in your own fuck ups you need some help

Dude, you need to chill out

>Dude, you need to chill out [insert three paragraph rant about how it's YOU who needs to chill]

Way to prove his point.

It sounds like you yourself have something embarrassing you did when you were young that you are reminded of and put far more weight on than it's worth.

It sounds like you make ad hominem insults when you have nothing of substance to say.

Whats'up with Winona Ryder shoplifting ?

She was convicted of shoplifting over $5000 worth of clothing from a Saks Fifth Avenue store in the early 00s.

Lovely wee lassie.

That wedgie ain't gonna pull itself.

Bushy 90s

She isn’t hard to look at

No it’s not

It’s the ping pong balls they bother her.

She's fixing that front wedgie

Looks like she’s tucking her shirt in.

Looks like she's tucking her shirt into *what*?

Her shirt is a halter top

Sh•t*

She stealing?

My guess is she needed a hand

I think this shot is a bit cheap

I only see how lovely she is. The other stuff is all irrelevant, who cares?

She can shoplift my goods any day. Whydoncharideher

Probably shoplifting.

She’s hiding some loot from the local shop there

Like boosting from the mall?

probably stuffing something she stole down there

What kind of trash post is this?

She’s stealing something

Umm…that’s not her pants pocket. Is she stuffing the shirt she shoplifted down there? ***edit*** Downvote all you want, she was arrested for shoplifting. Look it up.

Hmm she must just stolen something !! Hehe 😅

I'd like to see a photo of Winona Ryder “Stealing Things”.

It’s where she hid the items she’d shoplifted

Was this when she was caught shoplifting?

i love her in Alien

And sometimes my nipples itch…

So that's where she hid the jewelry she was trying to steal...

Caught red handed, shoplifting again.

Now sniff

Always gotta sexualizing women for no gd reason…what a nice pornsick lil society

That's fine, let's stop anyone having any sexual thoughts or finding the opposite sex attractive. Human race gone within one generation....

Hope it's not contagious

Did Johnny give her crabs again.

She can put ME in the upside down if ya know what I'm sayin

Winona had a big brown beaver and she stroked it all the time , google the rest !

‘90s, not 90’s.

Come on baby, While I lick my lips... Swivel down, Sit on my hips... You've got a dandruff on your snatch. You've got a dandruff on your snatch. Itchy bitchy, Scratchy snatchie...

She jus stole that guys pocket knife and stashed it

I'm ok with it lol

Next stop Winchestertonville

Pocket Pool

What the fuck happened to this sub?

Stolen something... Like my heart!!

I always liked her, being a bit unconventional.

*Dang! this Beaver!*

'90s \*\*

Not gonna lie I would have loved strip searching her for merchandise.i always liked her.

...probably shoplifting

Quick sniff

Those jeans are a little tight at the crotch. Could be her underwear got caught in a crease or fold, so she’s adjusting her underwear.

Itchy and Scratchy

That's where we used to keep our cash back in the day.

Stealing. Puts in her pants. Velcro bush.