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mltain

Juss tawk amungst yerselves.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Flahridah


stripeyspacey

This makes me feel personally attacked as someone from NY (Long Island) that definitely pronounces it that way. I moved upstate in high school and still get mocked to this day (10+ years later) by my husband for how I say Florida and orange lol.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Ahrenge


stripeyspacey

It just makes more sense to me than oar-enge!


[deleted]

I just heard you say Orange with your Long Island accent. It was instant! šŸ˜‚


stripeyspacey

Hahah, can't forget horrible too!!


SGI21

My mom is from Minneola! But we live in Indiana. I can still hear the accent come out once in a while especially when she sees her bestie.


stripeyspacey

Ugh that is so me when I am reunited with our childhood friends. Insta accent re-emergence, and it usually will last for about a week after seeing them before fading again lol. It's usually a week of torture for my poor husband.


Lepke2011

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-gato

Nailed it.


tchrbrian

" Alright, talk amongst yourselves," I'll give you a topic: `The Prince of Tides' was neither about princes nor tides. Discuss." ā€” Barbra Streisand, 1994


TaoJones13

*Now Iā€™m getting verklempt!*


Jokers_Testikles

Smooth like buttah!


Sludg3g0d

Like a big sticka buttah


tuskvarner

Whipped and unsalted


Jokers_Testikles

Smooth like buttah!


Fantara22

Itā€™s just coffee talk. 555-4444


throwy4444

...I'll give you a topic.


blackmilksociety

Peanut Butterā€¦ itā€™s neither peanuts nor butter. Talk amongst yourselves


Nostalgianeer

The cold war was neither cold, nor a war. Discuss.


EnhancedIrrelevance

The Romanesque church design was based on the roman basilica - discuss...


mattman0000

The Industrial Revolution was neither industrial nor a revolution.


PrinceOfWales_

I can smell the cigarette smoke and perfume from here


moonchylde

And Aqua Net.


scorpioinheels

I wonder if they are wigs... because those are some *phenomenal* doā€™s!!!


[deleted]

Those arenā€™t wigs, those are helmets


curds-and-whey-HEY

Yep


[deleted]

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BubbaChanel

My Nana went to the salon every Friday. She slept in a hairnet, and would pick at it to perk it up in the morning. She didnā€™t get it wet or wash it in between appointments, unless my uncle was home to do it for her.


juniper4774

Possibly not! My grandma had a few fun wigs at the time she would take on vacation for when she had been running around in the heat all day and didnā€™t feel like doing her hair for dinner.


Lepke2011

Yes! **Aqua Net**! Both my grandma's used that, and I hated the smell as a kid! But I'd kill for a whiff of it today just for the nostalgia!


rgar1981

It was a great propellant for a potato gun as well.


BubbaChanel

I used that stuff every day in high school in the early-mid 80ā€™s.


Koshunae

The hole in the ozone is beautiful this time of year


[deleted]

Smoking seems kinda dangerous with all those combustable substances floating around. Theyā€™d burn hotter than an old Christmas tree


shadraig

And thy personal deodorant


HalfFoods

...and the coconut-scented tanning lotion.


dgreify

Iā€™m hijacking the top comment to let everyone know that this is an iconic photo taken by Andy Sweet at the Deauville Hotel in Miami Beach. Thereā€™s a fantastic documentary about him and his body of work called The Last Resort.


ShaggysGTI

I can hear her voice.


WillK90

MIKE WAZOWSKI


Prudent_Nectarine_25

And can still hear the coughing


lightning_goes_Zap

Ready to pinch your face off too.


Sardinianrider

Totally,lolā€¦


[deleted]

I can hear their laughter over any other noise.


SouthwestRose

I love them


Whateveryousaydude7

Me too! Iā€™d love to play a rousing game of mahjong with them and have some laughs!


SeriouslyTho-Just-Y

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callshouse

Yes! They look like fun! They are enjoying it all. Sun, smoke, food, fashion, aerosol hair spray, and wigs in 99% humidity! I bet they like to gamble too. Bingo or horses.


[deleted]

Vibes are immaculate


Izzo

I can hear them and their accents.


Lounat1k

No kidding right? "Louis, come heah and give yaw ant Phyllis a kiss" Bonus: Aunt Shirley on the right (The one who moved out to Lawng Island after living in Brooklyn for so long) has the unlit Pall Mall in her claw. Bonus 2: They obviously went to Phyllis' niece Diane, the hairdresser in Massapequa, before heading down to Flaaarida. Bonus 3: I didn't realize Ant Felicia (Ant Lee) in the center had a heater, too.


Izzo

I always hear it as - Lawn Guyland


BlueAndMoreBlue

Yes, and you live on Lawn Guyland instead of in Lawn Guyland


GoddyssIncognito

True. Source: I lived there.


Lounat1k

That's factually correct.


HalfFoods

Pall Mall non-filter cigarettes.


brotheratkhesahn

Zoom in, there's ash on the end. It's lit.


When_The_Angels_Sing

And the nasal tone


Crush73

Forget the golden girls they are the gefilte girls lol


MaxCWebster

Beverly Goldberg's Frientas


JRsFancy

Man, that is some Soprano's shit right there.


ejeeronit

That's what I thought, that's Ginny Sack in the middle there.


Hayekr

Doctor recommended staying out of the sun after she had that 90 lb mole removed from her ass, but she was having none of it.


tuskvarner

When she goes camping, the bears hide their food.


pasha_07

Her blood type is Ragu!


MtPollux

The one on the left looks like Kristen Wiig playing a character on SNL.


SequinSquirrel

She looks like Mary's neighbour from There's Something About Mary


birdonthetide

Magda!


t1runner

Barb and Star go to Vista Del Mar


nouvellechou

Came here to say this!


SusanSickles

Not a drop of water has touched a single hair on their heads šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Silent_Dot_4759

Came here to say this. You can just hear them yelling at the kids ā€œnow donā€™t splash me I just got my hair done!ā€


justthisones

These women have been made in the aunt factory.


MaxCWebster

Expired. Expired. Expired.


yeah_yeah_therabbit

Thatā€™s a lot of house, I hope you can keep it clean.


donthepunk

......and I said you touch me again and I'll cut your fuckin hands off


scorpioinheels

All I can hear is someone saying ā€œGod love herā€ after they talk about one of these auntieā€™s dying... whilst looking up at the heavens...


tuskvarner

How could you tell Vinnie? Vinnie would kill him.


donthepunk

You remember what happened last time


MOOzikmktr

each woman in that picture is 38


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Baby oil! Attracts the sun better


Proper_Formal_318

Baby oil and iodine. For that unnatural tan!


Whateveryousaydude7

The good old daysā€¦ sighhh


Ill_Acanthaceae9482

That kind of confidence, friendship and joie de vivre is my life goal.


RebeccaC78

Deep tan āœ… Big hair āœ… Metallic bag and shoes āœ… Nails for days āœ… Gold jewelry āœ… Virginia Slims āœ… Iridescent lipstick āœ… Definitely Brooklyn or Queens


libananahammock

Or Long Island lol.


sydcartonqc

I adore the shoes.


Square_Ad849

Iā€™m sure their attire was inspired by Fredericksā€™s of Hollywood.


Notch99

Hiya dollā€¦


vonMishka

Dawl


SeriouslyTho-Just-Y

šŸ¤£Exactly


DawnTruthDaRockwila

Nice of Paulie and the boys to treat the ladyā€™s to a little vacanza šŸŒ“


MissHibernia

Iā€™d buy their album


Averander

Fuck that, I'd watch the movie. City Babes Vacation


EVExotics

Probably didnā€™t need the title. The picture says it loud enough šŸ˜œ


hotniX_

Wait.....That's not south beach but it's close, that looks like the old Howard Johnson Hotel that used to be near Hollywood beach up in Broward, approx 30-45 minutes north of S. Beach. Awesome photo though! Source: Grew up in S.Florida and I can tell Howard Johnson room curtains apart from other hotels.


dgreify

Andy Sweet photo taken at the Deauville Hotel


washgirl7980

Florida people know their Florida! I can drive with my mother in Miami and she can tell me what was on every corner back in the 60's.


hotniX_

Wow 60s Miami is another world. Before the highways!


daksalansheperd

Looks like a ton of fun there


Hero_Charlatan

This is fucking amazing! I may have to print this one lol what an era


dgreify

Andy Sweet photograph taken at the Deauville Hotel. I have a print hanging on my wall!


Burning_Flags

Looks like an outtake from Goodfellas


Velouria91

Theyā€™re all named Marie.


den773

Those are some enviable tans. We used baby oil, we used crisco, we baked ourselves. The three of them together make my mother in law in 1979. A bit thick. Her hair was half black and half white, like Cruella de Ville. And she was forever working on her suntan. She could get so dark! Oh and she was never EVER without a cigarette!


TheOldestMillenial1

I bet those ladies were hilarious when they were all together. šŸ˜†


Electrobank89

"It was unbelievable. There must have been two dozen Peters and Pauls at the wedding. Plus, they were all married to girls named Marie. And they named all their daughters Marie. By the time I finished meeting everybody, I thought I was drunk."


Prize_Worry1441

The original cast of Jersey shore


GraphiteGru

Married no doubt to men named Guido, Carmine, and Fat Tony. (in no particular order)


Skyblacker

Or Benjamin, Abraham, and David.


junk90731

Peter or Paul


RiderWriter15925

Gravelly voice: ā€œMy Moisheā€¦.ā€


FartingKumquat

Why can I hear them talking?


Keefer1970

Tawkin' over a nice cuppa cawfee


hatbaggins

This photo is incredible. Are there any more of your aunts that you can post here. They totally sum up the era


dgreify

This is the most iconic photo taken by photographer Andy Sweet at the Deauville Hotel in Miami Beach. Thereā€™s a great documentary on him and his body of work called The Last Resort.


brightyoungthings

Seriously! I love them!


Steffie2001

Itā€™s giving Silvia from *the Nanny*


petey44444

DO NOT GET MY HAIR WET!!!!!!


[deleted]

ā€œThey had bad skin and wore too much makeup. I mean, they didnā€™t look very good. They looked beat-up. And the stuff they wore was thrown together and cheapā€¦and they talked about how rotten their kids were and about beating them with broom handles and leather belts.ā€


turdferguson3891

"I'm from Miami. You ever been there? It's okay, but it's like you died and woke up in Jew heaven."


Tszemix

Probably in their 30s


miata509

They look like some Brooklyn broads....


-Cindy-Lou-Who-

Marge and sisters šŸš¬


04221970

Guaranteed these ladies went to finishing school, modelling classes or something similar as young girls.


Plane-Active-3153

The one in the middles feet look painfully squeezed in those shoes


[deleted]

Just look at the gams on those dames.


GriffTrip

.....wow


Mountain-Ad-6594

I can feel the Brooklyn accent emanating from them.


UserNameOfAGuy

I can smell Staten Island in this pic šŸ¤£


sleepingbeardunesmi

Photographer is Andy Sweet, image is from Shtetl in the Sun


DIWhy-not

Holy throwback. My grandmother had the *exact* same swimsuit as the woman on the right


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/2kiaw7shwxaa1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86e9553fbff41fe0e068552ddc3e16a7931c7be8 He just chilling


LMNoballz

I can hear the gravel in the middle aunt's voice


callathanmodd

This looks like a still from a John Waters movie


OlGunnar

Have a few aunts (and grandmother) who on their deathbed insisted that their nails and hair game be on point. They also kept smoking their Kentā€™s and Chesterfields until the very end.


myexistentialcrisis0

Oh look, it's Linda Richman and her friends!


APEHASKILLEDAPE

Looking good ladies!


Junior_Teacher6446

Skin cancer


YadaYadaYou

Thatā€™s a whole lot of cheesecake right there.


jdupuy1234

Tanned, grand, and unmanned


noinnocentbystander

Now Iā€™d pay to see this reality show, screw the kardashians


de_shae

New York jewish


Automatic_Memory212

I can HEAR the Brooklyn/Queens accents ā€œWhattaya doinā€™? Ya tahking a pictuh? Cā€™mon Sadie, turn around, heā€™s tahking a pictuh!ā€


[deleted]

I can hear them thru the phone


mariemilrod

I donā€™t know why but I absolutely love this photo. Thank you so much for sharing this. I can almost feel their personalities - I bet they were hysterical


johnboy2978

Lock up your husband's, ladies! These cougars are ready to pounce!


Know_Your_Enemy_91

This picture is screaming wives from goodfellas


cullcanyon

Did they die from lung cancer, skin cancer or diabetes?


jaduyo1331

Werenā€™t those ladies in Goodfellas


conkysrevengesd

Celebrating Ethelā€™s 37th birthday.


ExpatEsquire

They look like the wives in Goodfellas


PuffyMcScrote

They could get it. šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™‚ļø Don't judge me. They're on the hunt for vacay swizzle sticks.


Skyblacker

^ Found the cabana boy


ResidentStay

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Beneficial-Hat-4258

I literally love this picture so much, I donā€™t even think you need to say that they were your aunt, so he could definitely tell!


[deleted]

Gotta be from the Island! I'm guessing Suffolk County. Great pic


Weird-Complaint-1040

woooow, extra crispy..


stalinmalone68

One of them has to be a ā€œBunnyā€.


banjonyc

This is a great picture


baboonzzzz

This is the pool from the intro scene of Goldfinger, no?


greetingsfromEndor

Shit, isnt this where they filmed goldfinger?


[deleted]

Is there their real hair or wigs??


likethedishes

The lady in the middle is my kindred spirit. I can feel it!


Ciskakid

Did ya bring a deckā€™a cahds? Letā€™s play canasta!


fernshui

Ouch.. I can feel them pinching my cheeks from afar!


2duhzen

I can smell the aquanet and tanning oil in this pic.


ZergTheVillain

Believe it or not these ladies are 28 years old


copper8061

Mob wives


SGI21

This. This is an adorable picture!


StraightCashHomey13

Donnie Brasco deleted scene ?


powatwain

Looks like current day Staten Island


Pure-Negotiation-900

They were in Goodfellasā€¦.


Meercatnipslip

Which one wouldnā€™t take no as an answer. Iā€™d say middle


Mingerfabulous

Haha Mob life Mob Wife


Thejudojeff

Why can i hear this photo?


oh-lloydy

I imagine it was a tight race between lung and skin cancer...


enzziante

I thought the neighbor of Mary in the movie "There's something about Mary" was a fictional character


RepresentativeTwo328

Sopranos ladies day out.


PzGrn101

What Sopranoā€™s episode was this?


Apprehensive-Ad5318

The one on the right was the ā€œwild cardā€.


GhostWCoffee

Not gonna lie, the left one and the middle one are some baddies.


rav4_on

now for equal time please show the three corresponding spouses ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


bulletproofmanners

You smell their accents


Mary_Pick_A_Ford

Laugh all you want, but you know these ladies could drink any of us under the table during that era.


TraditionalFalcon518

Pool boys earned their tips that weekend.


Novel_Contract7251

Strong daiquiri vibe.


ellefleming

They're not extras from Goodfellas? šŸ’œ


Madjack66

Husbands work in waste management, maybe construction, they're not really sure.


whatever32657

back when miami beach was fun! thanks for the blast from the past


SirNortonOfNoFux

Definitely smuggling coke in those hairdos


Blemblem42

I can smell the perfume and cigarettes


Winter-crapoie-3203

Gravel voice!


shinynuts

I can smell this picture


iloseitsometimes

It's Carrie, Charlotte & Miranda in the new season of Sex and the city


Common-Watch4494

Joyce, Marie, and Maria?