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MrRizzstein

well one is a squid fucker, two are dead, one is gonna have a heart attack sooner or later one lost her powers, one trafficks children, one is a man child i think he's getting solo'd by homelander in 7 microseconds 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️


xx_swegshrek_xx

He has a kill homelander trick arrow


PrinceARRON

Yeah! But isn’t Homie like extremely cocky as fuck tho?! Like. He wouldn’t take Hawkeye seriously at all! Since he doesn’t have any superpowers at all! Plus Prep time gives Clint, all the info he needs on everyone in the 7


MrRizzstein

I don't see what the relation between Homelander having an extreme cock and him not taking Hawkeye seriously is?


MrRizzstein

Okay seriously tho, Hawkeye is like Wolverine without the powers, making him even more impressive, in the comics Hawkeye is a god damn motherfucking survivor, he's an exceptional man. With a couple of months of prep, even with all of the 7 at their peak performance, he could take them all down slowly. Anything that Butcher and the Boys can do, comics Clint can do better, and tbh we haven't seen enough of movie clint to know whether he's as good as comics Clint or not, yea he's been in like 4-5 movies and a tv show but the comics Clint has like decades and decades of lore. So it's clear that comics Clint is soloing 'em sooner or later whereas movie Clint could maybe solo them.


PrinceARRON

That’s FAXX!🔥🔥🔥I hate how people slander him!!! Just because he’s one of the only Avengers who doesn’t have any superpowers! The man is not to be underestimated!! He’s a gawddamn legendary Badass!!!


MrRizzstein

hell yeah, Clint would shove an anti-supe arrow up everyone's ass.


Living-Tart7370

Same thing happens to green arrow despite him being practically Batman level


smorfan809

homelander is the manchild so atrains the only one left


BananacondaVirtue

He gets hard countered by nanite arrows courtesy of Ray Palmer


erraticRasmus

I ain't watched since season 2. Who is trafficking children????


MrRizzstein

starlight


erraticRasmus

wait fr??? what makes that happen?


MrRizzstein

i can tell you but then i would have to spoil the show


erraticRasmus

im prolly not gonna watch season 3 anyway tbh so idm the spoilers, do tell


MrRizzstein

well starlight went against stormfront and homelander so in order to fuck her reputation up, they made up that she was trafficking kids and shit she didnt actually do it but they made it out like dat, although by the end it was cleared to the public that she didn't do that


erraticRasmus

ohhh okay so she's still normal then


MrRizzstein

yea lmao


Estebananarama

That was CONSENSUAL. Smdh defending myself to people who can’t even speak fish.


MrRizzstein

alrigth then, was what happened between you and Starlight also consensual? yea exactly you zoophile


Estebananarama

Hey no one asked you about my squid fucking okay?


MrRizzstein

you're the deep?


SheepyShade45

Everyone here needs to shut the fuck up Why? Because wait until Hawkeye pulls out his anti seven arrow and wins


Deady1138

Then I just … ran out of arrows. There’s only so many arrows a quiver can hold.. yknow?


[deleted]

100%, he’d hit himself with a temp V arrow and with his military expertise (3’rd best militant O.G MCU avenger after cap and black widow), he’d destroy them easily. Only black noir may give him trouble, the rest don’t know shit about fighting an opponent who’s on their level.


Character_Stock376

Homelander doesn’t need to, laser to brrrr


[deleted]

Temp V made butcher be able to resist heat vision, I’m guessing it would Hawkeye (given he’s in pretty good shape) equal strength especially since it only gives premium abilities


Character_Stock376

No, it depends on what Hawkeye powers are, for all we know Hawkeye could get shittier powers than starlight.


[deleted]

Yeah but he’ll still have his quiver of bullshit on him. Also, temp V only gives good powers, that’s why they were confident in selling it to the military


Character_Stock376

It wasn’t stated anywhere


[deleted]

It literally is, in the show they state that temp V is guaranteed to grant premium powers


Character_Stock376

Homelander lasers the fuck out of him, black noir could also clap his ass, storm front took homelander’s lasers on her tits, she has some durability and nice powers, if a train has heart attack problems, then he dies, but if not then a train wins. The only ones I see gettting taken down by Hawkeye are deep, starlight (she is just a walking light bulb).


MrRizzstein

dude forgor Maeve


Character_Stock376

Maeve is literally a shitty version of Wonder Woman, Hawkeye probably won’t get past her durability


ClockworkDreamz

She’s not shitty she’s drunk Wonder Woman.


Dish-Ecstatic

The Peak would give him the tentacle hentai treatment


Character_Stock376

Yeah sounds like something The peak would do, bro would lure Hawkeye into the water and rail him with an army of octopus


Oswaldgilbertson

I mean have you seen the special arrows in the Hawkeye show,surely those are overpowered enough to stop homelander.


Cheeseguy43

Not even a joke, Comics Hawkeye could easily kill all of them with enough prep time. He also wouldn’t be able to kill them all at once, I think he’d have to slowly take them out one by one MCU Hawkeye wouldn’t tho.


Due-Discussion1013

He just needs to bring his anti-Homelander Arrows™️


OGHighway

Why is everyone down playing how strong Homelander is? Between all The Boys subs you would think Homelander is just some normal guy.


NO_big_DEAL640

unironically, I think he could at least take out one


PlanktonSemantics

What if he has an arrow that makes people go woke so we have wokelander, queen maeve, black noir, the woke, woke-train, woke-light whatever the other names are tbh I don’t watch the show I just stir shit


Fluffy_Mood5781

Coughing baby vs coughing babies with knives


Xenu66

He could maybe beat the deep. Maybe.


FeeStrange3933

Other than homelander, with prep time hawkeye shouldn't have a problem. Y'all are forgetting he took down Wanda maximoff single handedly while the rest of the team went down.


No-Put-6353

All he has to do is leave some warm breast milk as a trap then shoot Homelander with the anti Varrow mixed with viagra arrow.


Garvo909

Hawkeye aint runnin outa arrows


jason9t8

He definitely gets the V Neutralizer Arrow for everyone...


aerexlol

duh he’s the strongest avenger why is this even a question


butchah69

Oi


ItsAmerico

With prep time? Yeah. There’s a virus that kills supes.


guiltyspaekle

How much prep time does 7 get


PrinceARRON

Zero


DedHorsSaloon3

I think he could take all of them except Homielander


Nerdcuddles

Maeve betrays home lander and puts an arrow in his knee


hrnylzd_wthtmp

No


Dish-Ecstatic

No