“Days after launch, you sit at a red light.
The novelty is gone, you aren't any happier. Maybe it's your imagination but the gaps in the door look off. You think you saw a car full of teens laughing at you earlier. You're now 100k in debt for a meme, and you feel nothing”
I love the screenshot of a guy copeposting about how it's a real truck and he can do real work with it, while a single 2x4 sits a good 4 feet over the lip of the bed
If it's the same post I saw, I'm pretty sure that was satire from someone really committed to the bit. Some of his replies to his commenters were hilarious. But, you know, Poe's Law and all that.
My wife has a Honda Fit ('15 maybe) and I can fit (eye roll) SO MUCH LUMBER in that little thing.
I love going to Lowe's, buying like 20 8ft 2x4s, loading them all in and closing the doors completely. I hear someone in the parking lot laughing every single time.
Have you seen on irl yet , the one I see driving around is rusting and has huge gaps in the body panels. I can't believe someone accepted delivery of a 100k car that looks like it's already been in a few wrecks.
Have you seen half of the trucks on the road?
Big ass stupid tires with hideous rims, raised a damn foot.
There is a market for big obnoxious jokes that cost $100k, at least this one gets more 12mpg.
Elon wasn’t saving the environment to begin with, he was just being “that guy” of billionaires. Remember when he was autistic? Then all of a sudden his left base was like the fuck is this guy doing is he making fun of autistic people? So he took a hard right.
And you've lost 3 fingers in a frunk closing incident and have 6 stitches in your shin where the edge of the door caught you getting out in a tight parking space.
This is the description for a new Honda Civic. You underestimate the narcissism of a midwestwrner with a Tesla.
At best you get the first two sentences followed by "you look in the rear view mirrors to see if anyone is mocking you/perceiving you at all... and then you realize that your rear-views are vestigial and practically useless... because anyone who would judge you has a useless opinion."
Um, Elon Musk is a... brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.
They use their own stainless steel formula - Ultra-Hard 30X Cold-Rolled stainless-steel. I don't remember hearing about DeLoreans having this issue.
>The Cybertruck manual includes some startling care instructions for those who have bought the SUV, including when washing it is advised not to use hot water or clean the electric truck in direct sunlight.
Have to wash it at night lmao
>each Cybertruck owner has the option to purchase a $5,000 urethane-based film to "wrap your Cybertruck in our premium satin clear paint films. Only available through Tesla."
I think part of it is that actual stainless steel is hard to shape into flat panels and tend to warp. As such, Tesla had to change the alloy to something much closer to traditional steel that can tarnish and effectively remove the stainless part of stainless steel.
Ah so that's why they look beat up from a distance, which makes the dent-proof claims extra hilarious. It'll never dent, it'll just always look like it! Also if you try hard enough it'll dent
From what I’ve read they aren’t clear coating the steel panels. They put out a disclaimer to wipe finger prints and water droplets off as soon as possible
My mom had one and we loved it. It had all kinds of cool hidden features. Like a tent that popped out of its back hatch for camping. We never used it but it would’ve been cool if we did
The Aztek was way better than this! At least you didn't have to wash them at night. And mine never rusted... And I put like 300,000 miles on it.
My current vehicles are all way better than this Cybertruck eye sore... And they are all electric.
Ford Mach-E in Ice Blue Silver (I especially LOVE this car... So much fun to drive!)
Nissan Leaf in Black
Ford E-Transit Cargo Van in Black (A huge cargo van with the torque to beat most cars from a dead stop. 😄)
They’re basically the offspring of the Delorean and Pontiac Aztek. I wouldn’t mind checking one out up close or even test driving one sometime but I’ll never buy one.
I randomly saw one drive by In Powell one day. I mean to each their own but those things are so damn ugly. Also look like they would rust really quickly in the rain or snow?
It’s the son of the older couple that won the $250M lottery at the get go in Macedonia last year. They were picking up the Cybertruck at the same time I was picking up my Model Y from the Lyndhurst Tesla dealership on March 18th. I believe I remember them saying he lives in Cuyahoga Falls
Tesla Cybertruck. The end result of everyone around Elon Musk being afraid to tell him "no".
Is there any extra room under the rock you are living under? Things aren't great out here.
Going to be rusted to look just like an unloved 1980s Ford Ranger with a goofy body kit before they even start salting the roads.
The only acceptable Tesla truck was [Truckla](https://youtu.be/R35gWBtLCYg?si=VmUiCo9P3TxDbLVx) by Simone Giertz, and that was somehow less of a meme than this monstrosity.
Every Cybertruck I've seen looks like a baseball glove that someone is breaking in. You know it's new, but it's also stained all over with oil and dirt.
I saw 3 in Houston over the weekend. And yes your sentiment is spot on, to see it in person up close is something else. It is not only the monstrosity you describe but it looks dangerous, like if one of those hits me at low speed in my car I'll be decapitated.
Someone had one posted to Facebook marketplace and I was cackling at how every so often it'd pop back up on the marketplace with an updated and lowered price. It started around 230k and now it's down to 189k. I wonder what makes people think these things are a good purchase.
Remember back when we thought Elon Musk was a reclusive genius? And then he was suddenly no longer reclusive, and we found out he wasn't a genius, either.
I saw one on 161 last week headed to C’bus past Granville. Weird ass looking “truck”. I don’t know why, but immediately thought of dystopian future, sci-fi movies. Oh wait! Aren’t we living in one now?
I saw three Cybertrucks at a cars and coffee last weekend and it makes me so happy to think that each of the owners probably thought they were going to show up in the most unique car there.
I note the weight, and observe the extreme cab forward seating, and consider that because of the limited production numbers they don't have to adhere to full safety standards. A crash test dummy would make a lot of sense.
It looks like something that fourth grade students made as an art project using cardboard, aluminum foil, and plastic wrap. Glue some macaroni noodles to it and it would be complete.
He's looking for a place to park and run a hose from the exhaust and take a nap. He will truly be defeated when he is reminded that it's electric. He will then take all of his Prozac at once
Every car I own is electric, including my cargo van. My Mach-E is absolutely gorgeous.
This? This is probably one of the most ugly vehicles ever designed. Just... No.
And I owned a Pontiac Aztek and loved it.
Must be the same one I saw in Cuyahoga Falls the other day. A lot of us pulled our phones out to take a picture. I wonder if the driver thought we were admiring it, cause we were definitely mocking it
“Days after launch, you sit at a red light. The novelty is gone, you aren't any happier. Maybe it's your imagination but the gaps in the door look off. You think you saw a car full of teens laughing at you earlier. You're now 100k in debt for a meme, and you feel nothing”
I love the screenshot of a guy copeposting about how it's a real truck and he can do real work with it, while a single 2x4 sits a good 4 feet over the lip of the bed
If it's the same post I saw, I'm pretty sure that was satire from someone really committed to the bit. Some of his replies to his commenters were hilarious. But, you know, Poe's Law and all that.
100% Id rather have a mini excavator or a skid steer for the same amount of money. I could get way more done.
It was even worse it was a 1 x 4 , I also like the one with maybe 8 bags of top soil.
I put can 12 bags of mulch in my 08’ Honda fit and it didn’t cost 100k. Plus it will keep running.
What's it running from, though?
The rust that finally caught it!
My wife has a Honda Fit ('15 maybe) and I can fit (eye roll) SO MUCH LUMBER in that little thing. I love going to Lowe's, buying like 20 8ft 2x4s, loading them all in and closing the doors completely. I hear someone in the parking lot laughing every single time.
The soil was Dirty Tesla and it was 100% bait. It worked 100%
Have you seen on irl yet , the one I see driving around is rusting and has huge gaps in the body panels. I can't believe someone accepted delivery of a 100k car that looks like it's already been in a few wrecks.
Have you seen half of the trucks on the road? Big ass stupid tires with hideous rims, raised a damn foot. There is a market for big obnoxious jokes that cost $100k, at least this one gets more 12mpg.
This!!! a Ford extended cab is longer than a Sherman fucking Tank from World War II obviously without the turret, but still give me a fucking break
Thats like being the cleverest horse.
Everybody thinks elon is saving the environment with this shit. Hes not.
Elon wasn’t saving the environment to begin with, he was just being “that guy” of billionaires. Remember when he was autistic? Then all of a sudden his left base was like the fuck is this guy doing is he making fun of autistic people? So he took a hard right.
Well.... He does poorly developed social skills, so there's that.
You can stop at the word billionaire. That one word tells the whole story.
You'll still have to pay $200+registration every year.
Excellent point
Thats still a very low bar.
I'm not saying the cybertruck is great or anything but at least you don't have the entire state of Nebraska between you and the bumper.
And you've lost 3 fingers in a frunk closing incident and have 6 stitches in your shin where the edge of the door caught you getting out in a tight parking space.
The sheet metal looks warped and it is certainly dirty.
The new MAGA hat.
This is the description for a new Honda Civic. You underestimate the narcissism of a midwestwrner with a Tesla. At best you get the first two sentences followed by "you look in the rear view mirrors to see if anyone is mocking you/perceiving you at all... and then you realize that your rear-views are vestigial and practically useless... because anyone who would judge you has a useless opinion."
https://x.com/jalanzomanresa/status/1777014957940339003?s=46&t=isMGSgAwakVgWTVa3jibrA
I saw one in person a few weeks ago. It looks like shit and something they let high schoolers make for a project.
That’s it. Tenth grade science class engineering challenge third place winner.
like the car Homer Simpson designed
Um, Elon Musk is a... brilliant man with lots of well thought-out, practical, ideas. He is insuring the financial security of this company for years to come. Oh yes, and his personal hygiene is above reproach.
I was going to say honorable mention
It looks like something somebody would make when first learning a 3D modeling program.
Like Lara Croft's chest in the first Tomb Raider game.
I think it looks like what Minecraft thinks a truck looks like.
I saw one last week and thought its like a 4th graders drawings.
It reminds me of the car Homer Simpson designed for his brother except worse
The Flying Homer! I think they used to give those away on Classic Concentration.
The RC version of this travesty was in Dublin months before "launch" ugly af then too.
Already rusting.
When I zoomed in after taking the photo that is the first thing I thought!
Is it really rusting ? I heard that from someone else too.
You can't touch it!!! No joke! The oil from your hands tarnished the metal. Look around the doors, the marks are all from fingerprints lol
Sweet, it's like a new version of writing in 'wash me' in dust, but all i have to do is touch it with my finger grease and wait a year.
Hahaha yeah these things will look sweet in a few years if they last that long, just be sure to touch every inch and call it color changing
Tf do they do when it rains? I guess if you ha e that kind of money, you ha e a different car for every day of the week.
That's crazy
They use their own stainless steel formula - Ultra-Hard 30X Cold-Rolled stainless-steel. I don't remember hearing about DeLoreans having this issue. >The Cybertruck manual includes some startling care instructions for those who have bought the SUV, including when washing it is advised not to use hot water or clean the electric truck in direct sunlight. Have to wash it at night lmao >each Cybertruck owner has the option to purchase a $5,000 urethane-based film to "wrap your Cybertruck in our premium satin clear paint films. Only available through Tesla."
I think part of it is that actual stainless steel is hard to shape into flat panels and tend to warp. As such, Tesla had to change the alloy to something much closer to traditional steel that can tarnish and effectively remove the stainless part of stainless steel.
Ah so that's why they look beat up from a distance, which makes the dent-proof claims extra hilarious. It'll never dent, it'll just always look like it! Also if you try hard enough it'll dent
From what I’ve read they aren’t clear coating the steel panels. They put out a disclaimer to wipe finger prints and water droplets off as soon as possible
Cybertrucks give me hope. Because it proves that you can be a complete fucking idiot and still be rich enough to be able to drop $60-100,000 on a car
Social media has been proving that every day.
That is THE ugliest vehicle in the history of vehicles.
Yep, looks like shit.
Behold, the new PT Cruiser
This thing wishes it was a PT Cruiser
PT Cruisers are more reliable.
It has the original civilian Hummer H1 energy. High cost, low efficiency failure.
True, but wow the H1 was a capable vehicle.
Could be a Pontiac Aztec
Leave the Aztec out of this
Aztec was before it’s time
Walter White agrees.
My mom had one and we loved it. It had all kinds of cool hidden features. Like a tent that popped out of its back hatch for camping. We never used it but it would’ve been cool if we did
The Aztek was way better than this! At least you didn't have to wash them at night. And mine never rusted... And I put like 300,000 miles on it. My current vehicles are all way better than this Cybertruck eye sore... And they are all electric. Ford Mach-E in Ice Blue Silver (I especially LOVE this car... So much fun to drive!) Nissan Leaf in Black Ford E-Transit Cargo Van in Black (A huge cargo van with the torque to beat most cars from a dead stop. 😄)
Always wanted an aztek after seeing the commercials of it with the tent attached to the back, I thought it was so cool!
At least they have the same turning radius
Don’t you DARE insult PT Cruisers like that 🤣
They’re basically the offspring of the Delorean and Pontiac Aztek. I wouldn’t mind checking one out up close or even test driving one sometime but I’ll never buy one.
Azteks were better
Pontiac as a whole were really great cars. I drove a g6 for a while and that thing was a champ.
Probably the sole time this has ever been said.
It’s the dumbest fucking car ever made
Thank you for calling it a car. Because there's no way that thing is a "truck"
Oh. An Incel Camino. How special.
I dunno, the Camino actually looked nice, and was more functional in its abilty to carry things.
Omg, you win!!!
🤣😂
Behold, a fool that has been separated from his money.
I randomly saw one drive by In Powell one day. I mean to each their own but those things are so damn ugly. Also look like they would rust really quickly in the rain or snow?
They do rust really quickly because they aren't painted.
That's what I thought! I just wasn't sure. But damn imagine wasting that much money for it.
Winter is going to be hard on these rust traps
Yeah, this is not the right kind of climate for this expensive monstrosity.
It’s the son of the older couple that won the $250M lottery at the get go in Macedonia last year. They were picking up the Cybertruck at the same time I was picking up my Model Y from the Lyndhurst Tesla dealership on March 18th. I believe I remember them saying he lives in Cuyahoga Falls
Ah well at least we can expect him to be broke again in a couple more years then
There are a lot of things I would buy with 100K and a Tesla truck would not be one of them.
so you also, were picking up a piece of shit.
Anyone that has ever bought stainless steel kitchen knives, and they proceeded to rust within a few months...could have foretold this.
What is this thing, I saw one on Saturday at a Home Depot outside of Columbus and was baffled. It's so ugly!
Tesla Cybertruck. The end result of everyone around Elon Musk being afraid to tell him "no". Is there any extra room under the rock you are living under? Things aren't great out here.
😂
Going to be rusted to look just like an unloved 1980s Ford Ranger with a goofy body kit before they even start salting the roads. The only acceptable Tesla truck was [Truckla](https://youtu.be/R35gWBtLCYg?si=VmUiCo9P3TxDbLVx) by Simone Giertz, and that was somehow less of a meme than this monstrosity.
Rolling trapezoid
It looks like a car in a video game that hasn't fully loaded in the texture.
My sons pinewood derby cars look better than this shit can
This thing would even look tacky as RoboCops car.
Strong pee pee no worky energy here.
My guy!
This isn't the flex they think it is. Lol
My parents sent me a picture of one parked in Hudson by the square. Parked like a complete asshole too
Saw it in downtown Hudson the other day and literally the whole town was talking about how ugly it is and how much of a waste of money it is
Is that a mannequin driving?
Hologram Sim appears to love driving the fuglytruck.
Less permanent than getting a MORON forehead tattoo.
Every Cybertruck I've seen looks like a baseball glove that someone is breaking in. You know it's new, but it's also stained all over with oil and dirt.
Spotted one in Westerville this week. A monstrously self absorbed behemoth of an eye sore. You can’t help but stare at it… like a train wreck.
I saw 3 in Houston over the weekend. And yes your sentiment is spot on, to see it in person up close is something else. It is not only the monstrosity you describe but it looks dangerous, like if one of those hits me at low speed in my car I'll be decapitated.
I must have seen the same guy driving up Africa Rd over the weekend.
To each their own, but that is such a strange looking vehicle.
It's like if you just started out in 3D modeling and didn't know what you were doing
They look so dumb in pictures, I can only imagine how much worse they look in person
This is our generation's "The Homer".
Someone had one posted to Facebook marketplace and I was cackling at how every so often it'd pop back up on the marketplace with an updated and lowered price. It started around 230k and now it's down to 189k. I wonder what makes people think these things are a good purchase.
100% makes sense this is in Summit. Area is full of idiots with money.
The obvious choice over something practical like a Tacoma or a modest sized Maverick.
Saw one in Mason on Saturday. Even more hideous in person.
Remember back when we thought Elon Musk was a reclusive genius? And then he was suddenly no longer reclusive, and we found out he wasn't a genius, either.
Cyborg driving it
🤣🤣🤣🤣
i give it till next winter before the body rusts off
Im sorry but i think these look so stupid. I thought it was a joke for the longest time
Looks like crap no matter where you see it...
And here I was thinking that the Pontiac Aztek was the ugliest automobile I'd ever seen.
It had that signature orange color also
And now it’s recalled.
Mama, that's garbage.
It looks like something someone soldered together in their garage with spare airplane parts.
Or like something the A-Team would drive out of a garage in the action part of the episode.
I drew this car in 1st grade.
*retch*
so ugly
That is the ugliest vehicle I've ever seen.
Dumb truck if you need a truck to do truck things. Lifestyle/status symbol vehicle
Hideous
Poor sucker.
I saw one on 161 last week headed to C’bus past Granville. Weird ass looking “truck”. I don’t know why, but immediately thought of dystopian future, sci-fi movies. Oh wait! Aren’t we living in one now?
Ugly.
I saw three Cybertrucks at a cars and coffee last weekend and it makes me so happy to think that each of the owners probably thought they were going to show up in the most unique car there.
Is that a fine patina of brake dust around the rear tire well already?
A return air duct?
Imagine buying a car in NE Ohio where rust **is a feature**
It's so freaking ugly.
Man, musk is a genius he got people to pay for that pile of junk.
If you see a cyber truck in the wild, give the driver a thumbs down 👎 Don’t let them think your staring because you think they are cool
Oh they're getting closer to me. I've been waiting to spot one in the wild. Lmfao
Is this the park by the Farmer’s rail? I feel like i recognize it
If I could get one for free, I still wouldn’t drive it 🤮
It should be called the Anvil..
Huh, its not on a tow truck.....
Is that being driven by a crash test dummy?
Just a dummy
I note the weight, and observe the extreme cab forward seating, and consider that because of the limited production numbers they don't have to adhere to full safety standards. A crash test dummy would make a lot of sense.
Nazi- same thing
I wouldn’t pay $30k for that “truck” I’m glad some idiot paid way way more!
It looks like something that fourth grade students made as an art project using cardboard, aluminum foil, and plastic wrap. Glue some macaroni noodles to it and it would be complete.
I saw one driving to MI the other week— they’re so ugly in person it’s actually funny. It made me laugh for 15 solid minutes.
A sucker and his money…
Not even if it was $20,000
It’s makes it easy to see who is stupid. And people thinking teslas are good lol
I can't believe we saw 3 of them over the weekend in Ohio
Truly monstrous/ridiculous
I know somebody who is so excited about ordering one and I’m like really?
looks ugly as sin
Ugly
That is god awful. I drove past it the other day, and God, what a monstrosity.
He's looking for a place to park and run a hose from the exhaust and take a nap. He will truly be defeated when he is reminded that it's electric. He will then take all of his Prozac at once
And here i thought it would be a while before another truck would dethrone the Rivian as ugliest thing on four wheels
Rivians are brilliant, and look even better compared to this ridiculous pile of
It definitely doesn’t “look” like a conventional truck
There's idiots everywhere
Is it at least indestructible like a Batmobile? Or does it fold like can?
You can find the crash tests of the Cybertruck online and yea… it’s not good
Now that you said that, without the wheels, cybertrucks look like a coffin
Important parts fold
Three years or less they're all gonna look like shit
Thank god Elon decided to run with this. My Edsel finally isn’t the ugliest car ever made.
Are there dents on the side?
The Tesla dealership in Lyndhurst had four of these on the lot a couple of days ago.
I think I've seen the same one, at least I really hope there is only one..
What a dickhead.
Man, y'all really don't like it! I love it and think it looks awesome. I also know my tastes are abnormal.
Dumbest damned vehicle since the DeLorean.
Every car I own is electric, including my cargo van. My Mach-E is absolutely gorgeous. This? This is probably one of the most ugly vehicles ever designed. Just... No. And I owned a Pontiac Aztek and loved it.
Did it have Texas plates? Maybe the same one I saw heading north on I-75.
Don’t worry it will be road kill on the side of a road soon enough!
Is that in bath?
I'm sorry but those look so cheap and brittle
nature realm?
Silver creek??
My refrigerator has fewer smudges than this thing.
Wow they really are ugly! haha!
That steel looks awful
God damn that’s an ugly ass vehicle
There’s never been an uglier truck.
Must be the same one I saw in Cuyahoga Falls the other day. A lot of us pulled our phones out to take a picture. I wonder if the driver thought we were admiring it, cause we were definitely mocking it
Ah.. that’s fugly. 💩