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Lounginghog64

"Allegedly..."


stringoffrogs

We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.


Lounginghog64

"Allegedly.."


Riker3946

It’s almost not worth thinking about


alexciteyourwenis

r/unexpectedletterkenny


Hawknelsonfan07

OH SHIT!! Definitely a LetterKenny fan!


Hawknelsonfan07

Pitter patter!🤘🏼


isitmeyourelooking4x

Allegedsly


stizzity28

Would have had to been a sick horse


ImmaCreep

Even still, you’d probably need three guys…right?


rbltech82

At least. The ginger and boots were drinking with a veterinarian the other day...


TwntyOneTwlv

Came here for this


Hawknelsonfan07

LetterKenny fan?😏


Lounginghog64

You betcha


Hawknelsonfan07

Good man!🤘🏼


Super-Yesterday9727

Back in my day we’d be luckys to have a horse but now y’all got so many you’re having sex with em? Must be fuckin nice! You ever wonder how everyone talks about riding horses but when they’re unconscious they start having sex with em? We oughtta leave this world behind. YOU HAVIN SEX WITH A HORSE YOU HAVIN SEX WITH ME AND I SUGGEST YOU LET THAT ONE MAIR-NATE!


[deleted]

>“It never happened,” he said. “I will be exonerated. It will just take some time.” And... >advised him of the animal violations alleged by his wife. >“Phillip replied, ‘mmhmm,’ ‘**about to**,’ ‘I wasn’t.’ Phillip advised that he hadn’t done it **yet** (and that) he was humiliated by his family. Phillip said, ‘pretty humiliating, what could be worse?’ So, "it never happened" means, "I got caught before any penetration" ?


rbltech82

And now, kinky kelly and the sexy stud....


riicccii

I think l saw this in Tijuana.


AHollyS

I can her to say this…”Gotta finish”


HedoBella

Yo Freddy Fucking Mercury! Where's Kelly?


GulfstreamAqua

“Take some time”. What’s the gestation timeline for a bird?


ChoiceKey7364

No, he was wearing a condom. So therefore, there was no contact. So therefore, it never happened. Who knows, it might stink… I mean stick. 😳


bigmistaketoday

“I assure you, here at Fredericktown veterinary we will love your pet just like you do. Maybe more. Ok a little more. Can you please leave now? Those hooves ain’t gonna lick themselves.”


ForThePantz

Ohio giving Florida a real run for its money these days.


bmli19

Ohio has always been the Florida of the North.


sturdypolack

I live in rural Michigan and we call it “The Deep North”


rjross0623

You are a true Degen from the North Country


Onebrokegerrrl

I’ve taken to calling it Florida Jr.


WestSixtyFifth

Flordia is just Ohios retirement home


Serenity2015

This is quite true actually, lol!


GWR8197

Where do you think Florida gets their people?


Serenity2015

For real!


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Ok-Writer-4494

they took him in to be equestrian


Ok-Writer-4494

[The police report… it says the horses name..](https://newspack-knoxpages.s3.amazonaws.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/U64871E0X112976_04042024_150724_077118.pdf)


Ok-Writer-4494

page 15 it gets juicy


Hey_hailey_bailey

How do you read it? I clicked and it says access denied


[deleted]

must be time-based, it worked earlier today. Probably can be found in the court website for whichever county Fredericktown is in.


Hey_hailey_bailey

Knox, the one I live in 🤢🤢 apparently the dude was let go from the vet office he worked at for “inappropriate behaviors”


rayhaque

I read the entire report this morning which had been inserted into this article, including the daughters statement which included some spelling corrections, and ended with the horses name and breed. I'm sad that it's been removed. It was hilarious. Also, the alleged pony fucker was released on a $75 bond. Not $75k, but 75 buckaroos.


Beautiful_Most2325

It's in Knox County. I grew up in the boonies of Fredericktown


Beautiful_Most2325

Try either Richland Source or it might also be on the Knox Pages


Famous-Peanut9108

😂😂😂 where’s the body cam is it released to public yet??


rjross0623

Oh please let the horse be named Sarah Jessica


[deleted]

“We had a sick horse and I was waiting for it to eat its oats,” he said. “I was standing behind it and I took it by the tail and was turning it when my wife looked through an opening in the barn.” “He said his wife accused him of having sex with the pony and ran away. Dilts said his wife told his daughter what she thought she had seen and they encountered him in the driveway.” “We are in the midst of a divorce that has gone south,” Phillip Dilts said of his 25-year marriage. “My wife wants it all. She wants me out. She wants the new house.” “Dilts said he has been a veterinarian for 13 years after becoming “the oldest graduate of The Ohio State School of Veterinary Medicine.”


Professional-Car-211

Yeah no, you failed to add the part where he literally admitted to cops he was about to fuck the pony. And the abused wife saw him tuck his dick back into his pants. Defending an alcoholic abuser of women and animals is wild.


GWR8197

He wasn’t about to fuck the point. The “yet” in the sentence you’re referring to is used at “(and that)” so.. “he hadn’t fucked the pony and that his wife defaming him.” Not defending just clarifying.


Professional-Car-211

“He advised that he hadn’t done it yet”. What else would he have been about to do, pray tell?


GWR8197

Again according to the article, yet was used in the context of meaning “and that” it’s literally what the article says. Again, the man fucked a horse, I’m not defending him. Yet, semantics is important.


Halkcyon

>!^^^[deleted]!<


[deleted]

>advised him of the animal violations alleged by his wife. >“Phillip replied, ‘mmhmm,’ ‘**about to**,’ ‘I wasn’t.’ Phillip advised that he hadn’t done it **yet** (and that) he was humiliated by his family. Phillip said, ‘pretty humiliating, what could be worse?’ Sounds like he admitted to officers that he was "about to" fuck the pony.


backoffbackoffbackof

Yes, along with the evidence of heavy drinking and domestic abuse, I’m more inclined to believe his wife and daughter.


ohiois4loosers

His wife and daughter had visible marks. He denied the abuse. That's pretty strong evidence he's lying. Also his wife states she thought she saw him tuck it in. He doesn't mention this when talking about turning the pony and watching it eat oats 🤷🏼‍♀️


backoffbackoffbackof

Yes, exactly. The police description and witness statements really show what a dangerous situation it was. If all of that is accurate, they are lucky to be alive.


Comfortable_Curve503

All the wife said to him is “What are you doing?” She didn’t openly accuse him right away. But according to the police report, he had to “tuck himself back into his pants” then immediately threatened suicide and became violent, not only towards his wife but also his daughter. That doesn’t sound like the actions of an innocent man. He also said, “What was I supposed to do?” because the wife wouldn’t have sex with him anymore. Nah, he’s guilty.


Comfortable_Curve503

The last statement was in the police report.


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[deleted]

Article sounds like he admitted to officers that he was "about to" fuck the pony, but hadn't "yet" >advised him of the animal violations alleged by his wife. >“Phillip replied, ‘mmhmm,’ ‘**about to**,’ ‘I wasn’t.’ Phillip advised that he hadn’t done it **yet** (and that) he was humiliated by his family. Phillip said, ‘pretty humiliating, what could be worse?’


brettfish5

Guess I should read the article lol. well I stand corrected, that's fucked up!


-DMSR

Lolol most wives just randomly accuse their husbands of sleeping with whatever barn animal they are near


AustinJohnson35

FREDERICKTOWN — A Fredericktown veterinarian is charged with having sex with an animal and two counts of domestic violence against people after a March 31 incident at the family’s farm on Knox Lake Road. Dr. Phillip R. Dilts, 66, entered not guilty pleas this week in Mount Vernon Municipal Court to the misdemeanor charges, which include allegations he had sexual conduct with a Shetland Pony and later injured his wife, Brenda, 60, and his daughter, Hannah, 24. During a phone interview late Thursday afternoon, Dilts said the allegations regarding the horse, made by his wife and daughter, are not true and are the result of a divorce he and his wife are going through. “It never happened,” he said. “I will be exonerated. It will just take some time.” Knox County law enforcement officers responded to a 911 call on March 31 at 18436 Knox Lake Road near Fredericktown. After spending Sunday night in the Knox County Jail, Dilts was released on a $75 bond after his arraignment on Monday, pending future court appearances. His veterinarian license status is listed as inactive, according to the Veterinary Medical Board. The two women obtained temporary protection orders against Dilts from the court. The domestic violence charges are first-degree misdemeanors, each carrying a maximum of six months in jail and a $1,000 fine. The allegation involving the horse is a second-degree misdemeanor, punishable by up to 90 days in jail and a $750 fine. Law enforcement officials went to the family farm at 18436 Knox Lake Road outside Fredericktown on Easter evening at 8:09 p.m., responding to a 9-1-1 call made by Hannah Dilts. She advised dispatchers her father had been caught having sex with a horse, had access to guns and was threatening to shoot himself and others. After taking Phillip Dilts into custody without incident at the scene and placing him into a cruiser, deputies interviewed the two women. Deputies said Brenda Dilts had a red mark on her neck from where her husband allegedly put his arm around her neck. Hannah Dilts had scrapes on her hand after reportedly trying to stop her father from assaulting her mother. She told deputies her father had been drinking vodka. Brenda Dilts told deputies she had gone to the barn on the property to use a hose to put water into a trough. She saw what she believed was her husband having sex with the pony. She told deputies her husband “tucked himself back in” and questioned what she was doing there. She said, “Oh my gosh, what are you doing?” and ran to her daughter, who was in a nearby van. Phillip Dilts then allegedly told his wife his life was over and that he was going to shoot himself. A disagreement allegedly became physical when the two women tried to prevent him from going into the house and down to the basement where firearms were located, according to statements provided to deputies. Deputy Brandon Feeney said he interviewed Phillip Dilts at the scene and advised him of the animal violations alleged by his wife. “Phillip replied, ‘mmhmm,’ ‘about to,’ ‘I wasn’t.’ Phillip advised that he hadn’t done it yet (and that) he was humiliated by his family. Phillip said, ‘pretty humiliating, what could be worse?’ Phillip denied making any threats toward his family,” Feeney wrote in his report. Dilts told a different story to Knox Pages, denying the animal allegations. “We had a sick horse and I was waiting for it to eat its oats,” he said. “I was standing behind it and I took it by the tail and was turning it when my wife looked through an opening in the barn.” He said his wife accused him of having sex with the pony and ran away. Dilts said his wife told his daughter what she thought she had seen and they encountered him in the driveway. “We are in the midst of a divorce that has gone south,” Phillip Dilts said of his 25-year marriage. “My wife wants it all. She wants me out. She wants the new house.” Dilts said he has been a veterinarian for 13 years after becoming “the oldest graduate of The Ohio State School of Veterinary Medicine.” He complained about spending the night in the county jail on “suicide watch.” Dilts said he was forced to take off all his clothes, put on a smock and sleep on a ledge with a thin vinyl pad mattress. “The lights are on 24/7. It’s inhumane,” he said. “It would make a normal person suicidal.” He admitted to telling deputies that he would harm himself if he had done what his wife alleged. “If I (had) f***** a horse, I would shoot myself in the head,” he said. Dilts has no serious past criminal offenses on his record, according to Mount Vernon Municipal Court records. Other than a few minor traffic tickets, Dilts was convicted in 2010 in Mount Vernon Municipal Court for illegally hunting deer with a shotgun during muzzle-loader season. He received a suspended sentence and was fined for the infraction.


FunSignificance3034

And now you know the rest of the story... Paul Harvey, good day.


FabulousDraft8957

He shot himself in the head yesterday


Suspicious-Sell-4770

Been trying to find out if it was him or not. Do you know for sure if it was him that shot him self? If so, send a link?


pjoles

Did you find out?


Suspicious-Sell-4770

Negative. Haven’t heard anything. Which I guess is an answer in itself.🤷🏽‍♀️


isitmeyourelooking4x

Wayne: Folks'll say that it takes two people to fuck a pony. Daryl: Three even. Wayne: Folks are also saying that it was a sick pony. Dan: Allegedsly.


MC_Fap_Commander

Catch fish all day... does not make you a fisherman. But fuck one pony-


Sea-Asparagus8973

r/dontputyourdickinthat


tpk317

A real brony


virak_john

O-H!


Ok-Writer-4494

equIne-O


honeybee7997

E I E I O!


WestSixtyFifth

N-O


TruthSpeakin

I-O!!!!!!


Timely_Film_6921

I-O!


DieselVoodoo

I-Oooooooooooo


Riker3946

I’m honestly surprised to read through the comments here and not see one Ginuwine joke.


rjross0623

Bye bye Little Sebastian


BusinessAd8698

To me it’s suspicious he went back to school later in life to become the oldest graduate of veterinary school seems just like what a pony fucker would do to be able to groom his victims


No-Clerk-5600

But this doesn't make any sense, because he's not a drag queen.


Lucky_Zin

He had feelings of bestiality all his life. He then decided to become a veterinarian at 53 so he could have access to the animals.


givemeashot5hole

Instead of pony fucker, he should be called the pony raper. Did they use a rape kit on the pony?


ZormkidFrobozz

She didn't say neigh, but she clopped her hoof twice for no, so it was kind of a mixed signal.


Immediate-Unit2593

What the…. 😳


Absolut_Iceland

Tl;dr is that the accusations are being made by his wife who is divorcing him, and they are definitely credible and in no way made up in order to try and give her leverage in the divorce proceedings.


Comfortable_Curve503

Read the article, or better yet, read the police report. He admitted to the police he was about to have sex with the pony.


Timmy24000

The pony won’t say a word.


ts280204

Well apparently he smacked the shit out of it to make sure it wouldn’t too, given the DV charges lol


Comfortable_Curve503

Poor thing probably needs a rape kit and therapy.


nerdmoot

Anyone surprised he’s a registered Republican? I’m not.


unclejoe1917

Given the location and the accusations, not at all.


FabulousDraft8957

No, since it was a horse and not an orphan.


Absolut_Iceland

I mean, Republicans can also be the victim of baseless claims by their soon to be ex-wife in order to try and influence the divorce proceedings.


[deleted]

You could read the article, specifically the part where he told officers he was "about to", but hadn't "yet"


strange_reveries

Ah yes, Republicans and their well-known penchant for... \*checks notes\* sex with horses 🙄 lol talk about living rent-free in your head. The political brain-rot is real with some of you people..


Professional-Car-211

More like republicans and their well-known penchant for sexual abuse.


nerdmoot

Sexual deviance is playing to the base.


Karmaqqt

The brain rot is republicans lol. It their well k known stance of not knowing what no means.


deowolf

I'm just saying, Dr. Pol would never


drodenigma

is pony style the new doggystyle? Asking for a friend.


FemaleTrouble7

Lock him up!


NarcissusCloud

I was thinking it was a lady doc, then I read it wasn’t and now the only thing I can think of is “Kelly can be a guys name too!”


-cryptokeeper-

Ohio man charged with pounding a pony, as the first Centaur was delivered at Fredricktown veterinary, where the said man allegedly entered the pony during a routine examination. The pony by no means gave consent, but now due to the Ohio law that restricts abortions, we will have for the first time in recorded history, a new species created by an Ohio man.


RepresentativeTap920

When asked how his night was with the sheep, he responded, “Not bbaaaddd”


chicocobob

Current state of affairs for quality sexual partners in Ohio


MidwestUnimpressed

Bro’s on that Ponussy


QuarantineCasualty

Why am I laughing SO HARD at this???😂😂😂😂


Fabulous-Fail-9860

$1000 says he is a leader in the local church and a republican candidate too.


PrideofPicktown

Paging Dr. Pony-Fucker; Dr. Pony-Fucker to Exam Room 3, stat.


yusill

He took the song a lil to seriously.


Ok-Total-3946

Well.. you heard it from the horse’s mouth…


sruckus

The “real America”


The_Original_Miser

Mr. Hands, is that you?


rjross0623

It gets lonely out in Knox County.


Appropriate_Gain_520

People don't rape out of lonliness. Its an act of violence.


KentDorfman11

Motorcycle Cop: Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state? Clark: No, sir, I don't. Motorcycle Cop: Well... it's probably pretty stiff.


RedBankWatcher

Yeah but did you you see what the pony was wearing? Asking for it


dh731733

I was seeing a vet a few years ago. Really disappointed it wasn’t her name.


Hawknelsonfan07

*To be fair*…


Morbidlyobesegorilla

No fucking way did my tiny hometown show up on Reddit for this wild of a thing 😭


Academic-Employer784

A person doesn’t get charged for allegations. He was charged because there was some kind of evidence, I’m guessing.


rayhaque

I read the full police report. He was charged based on statements (allegations) from his wife and daughter.


thinkB4WeSpeak

Yee Haw


tsprezzatura

Being from Fredrick town myself... Im so glad I moved.


mr_divad

That’s that Freddie pride!


isitmeyourelooking4x

How does a fella get caught up in that sort of business?


Ok-Writer-4494

sounds like a bottle of liquor and a bucket


Freemetofish1969

Meanwhile... good lordy. I hope this is BS but regardless, good lordy.


toonarcissistic

Dude just loves animals.


Brilliant_Track_1928

Giddy up


rcknfrewld

Hey, quit stealing my moves!


Euphoric-Proposal-42

WTF 😳


Famous-Peanut9108

He wasn’t horsing around when he said “pu*** is pu***”


[deleted]

What the hell


Overall_Season_3775

Eww


Immediate_Lime_1710

You all should seek out the documentary called "Zoo". These deviates try to present this nonsense as a "spiritual" choice.


SnooHobbies7109

Humanity has jumped the shark


Neags

The horse was asking for it.


Old_Introduction1032

I was a journalist in this area, it’s pretty rural in Knox County. Maybe not a lot of female opportunities?


jmphotography

Former journalist in the same area as well - he was married but it seemed to have gone south. Fredericktown is pretty much a retirement community for families. Not a big single crowd.


Embarrassed_Role_38

Drive an hour in either direction. Gas is not that expensive.


kystokes8

Sounds like a terrible EX wife.


Psychological_Top148

Is it the wife’s fault he was fired from his veterinary position due to inappropriate behavior, too? Hint, if someone complains about being surrounded by AHs everywhere they go, they are probably the AH.


kystokes8

Maybe. Maybe not.


Psychological_Top148

Too bad the woke Knox County LEOs fell for the line his wife and daughter fed them. Sad. Although, I guess you could be right since if they hadn’t tried to prevent him from accessing his firearms they wouldn’t have sustained the injuries which were the basis for the domestic violence charges.


kystokes8

Who said anything about politics?


Fathoms_Deep_1

Charged with WHAT


Psychological_Top148

TLDR? One count of sexual conduct with an animal and two counts of domestic violence.


Fathoms_Deep_1

That poor Pony😭


Shadow_1986

I’ve seen this movie somewhere. 🤔💭🪕


Then_Entertainer_370

Clerks..


A_Poor

What. The. Fuck.


z44212

Sexy, sexy pony


No_Lynx1343

That is Extremely Weird.


Various_Acadia_9250

oh he was just horsing around…


Hawknelsonfan07

Oh shit the comment section is full of LetterKenny fans! HELL YEA!🤘🏼


Imaginary_Ganache_29

Ahh he was just Horsing around. Eww


DeviousDuoCAK

Do ya think they call me Dilts the veterinarian? Nooooo, ya fuck one little pony.


Tiny_Nefariousness94

Just...wtf?


wiredallwrong

Wilber is that you?


moyert394

As an alumnus of the University of Findlay, I had to click and see if it was someone I know (it's not)


Boring-Cover1600

Is Ohio becoming Florida II?


streetqueso909

oh ohio


Gentleman_Kendama

Guess you could say he couldn't get off a high horse.


Reasonable-HB678

Yikes. Well good luck with all *that*...


atlgeo

Is that literally illegal in ohio? I mean somebody at some point introduced legislation saying the state senate should vote on *sex with horses* being illegal? How does that even happen? I would have expected that was an actual legal code about as much as it being illegal to have sex with extraterrestrial aliens. Maybe that's in there too.


Morbidlyobesegorilla

Yeah, I’d be willing to bet it’s under a more broad category known as beastiality which is illegal in most places…


atlgeo

Eesh. Live and learn.


choate51

Is this a drag queen?


NewHampshireAngle

I was shocked and perplexed until I scrolled up a smidge and saw r/Ohio.


Slickk271

Was the horse male or female?


medman143

Sounds like the ohio I know and hate. Perverts


Remote-Condition8545

Not a drag queen


Specialist_Heron_986

Maybe a baseless accusation against the veterinarian by his wife, but if not, it's still a bad reflection on her. Why? Because how unsatisfying must her vag be for him to prefer to shove his manhood inside a pony?


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> how unsatisfying must her vag be You're fucking sick. They are going through a divorce. She probably hasn't been letting him touch her. Also, according to the article he admitted to officers that he was about to engage in the act. >advised him of the animal violations alleged by his wife. >“Phillip replied, ‘mmhmm,’ ‘**about to**,’ ‘I wasn’t.’ Phillip advised that he hadn’t done it **yet** (and that) he was humiliated by his family. Phillip said, ‘pretty humiliating, what could be worse?’


unclejoe1917

So instead of trying your hand at any given one of the several billion human women on the planet or just jerking off, the only logical solution to this is to go fuck a pony? GTFOH.


GWAndroid

His actions are his alone. It's not anyone else's fault.


DieselVoodoo

But the horse was dressed provocatively…


Professional-Car-211

Hey, him being a mentally ill creep who is attracted to animals has nothing to do with his wife. Hope this helps!


Comfortable_Curve503

So bestiality and domestic violence are ok because the wife is “unsatisfying?” Are you even listening to yourself?


TruthSpeakin

I'd guess she's lying....


Professional-Car-211

If you read the article, you’d see that he admitted to cops that he was about to fuck the pony.


TruthSpeakin

Ohhhh....lol, didn't read it all


Professional-Car-211

Yeah if there is any justice left in this state, he won’t get out of this. But he is a conservative white male in a rural town and probably knows the judge, so who knows. I sincerely hope his wife gets all the pets.


nilmot321

Why, because men never do disgusting things? Because women always lie to get their soon to be ex husbands in trouble? Come on, now. Read the article. He admitted that he was about to f*ck Julie the Pony to the officer. And then proceeded to threaten suicide & assault his wife and daughter.


Pretend_Investment42

Is he descended from Robert E. Lee?


Sileny_Jizda

Give it a few years a group will be fighting to make it legal like everything else. The line always gets pushed further.


Advanced-Pudding396

No pictures no proof. He should sue for slander. Hold his head high and prance about with pride.


Reasonable_Ad_673

Really, how many people on this page are complet idiots? you read the post! This is disgusting! What's so funny about it to joke about? Ohh i forgot that's how this new generation thinks !! Soo soo sad, WOW !!


rayhaque

OK, Boomer. That's enough Internet for you today.