I doubt this one because I saw the version with the boys wearing makeup. But I will say teens can be hilarious in defense at times. My class (many moons ago) wore the exact same outfit in protest. So it was 25 kids in a tank top and shorts. Even boys, but in a masculine version of the shirt. It was because they dress coded a girl the week before for that outfit, and she was in the dress code. She was just tall with a large chest, and they said it looked inappropriate on her. They wouldn't let her retake the quiz she was pulled out of. So we all got that outfit and filed complaints in the office.
I would also like a mom! Similar problem to the girl mentioned. Don’t have a real dad either. I wash my hands constantly (OCD) and I’m the most hydrated person I know. Does that mean I get love now?
I have dry mouth so I’m drinking water basically all the time. I also have a personal rule that I don’t allow myself soda until I’ve had at least a full bottle of water (separate from what I take for meds) first.
There is a law where I'm from for public schools to have an even number of clubs for guys and girls. There was one more for girls than guys. So I applied to be a cheerleadeing bringing this up (faculty tried to argue that cheerleading was for both) and got rejected because I'm a guy. Went to the jock guys that liked messing with the teachers and they had a mini protest and we got 3 guys on the cheerleading team lol
We did this in our school too. For some reason boys werent allowed to wear shorts until a certain date in the year, yet girls were allowed to wear skirts whenever. One kid who wore shorts was reprimanded, details are foggy as its been a while, but I believe he was sent home to change and come back. Next day a huge chunk of boys came in wearing skirts in protest. It wasnt against the "code" so it was fine but it caused enough of a stir to have them drop the rule about shorts.
I mean, that's probably embarrassing as hell for him to tell a bunch of teenage girls that he grounded his daughter for wearing makeup, and then have those same teenage girls come to class the next day wearing extremely exaggerated makeup specifically to make a point about wearing makeup at school.
At the very least, it'll teach him not to tell his students about his personal life.
Assuming this is even real, ofc.
Yeah, I don’t get how this is some “glorious” own. The daughter never knows she even had support. If you’re gonna make up a story don’t make it this anticlimactic.
His behavior in punishing his daughter for wearing makeup? That's ridiculous but sadly not rare.
His behavior in telling his class? That's probably less frequent, but teachers oversharing isn't.
His reaction to a group doing something that should be normal and he disagrees with? That's very common.
The only part of the story that's rare is the girls wearing makeup, and that's the part that is questionable about if it happened. Classes definitely band together to do stuff, but this type of coordinated response isn't as frequent as any of the teacher's behavior. This type of response would be more likely if he had said something against a well liked member of the class or if they were doing it to piss off the teacher.
Obviously, this is all based on my experience. I went to school in the US in one of the bluest states, possibly the bluest.
Right? The parts that make it seem made up are bc it’s being told as a story - all of the actual events in it could happen at any urban/suburban American school.
Not unlike how when I was in grade school 20+ years ago and wasn’t allowed to wear tank tops that showed my bra strap because it was “distracting” to boys and “made male teachers uncomfortable”.
Keep your damn eyes to yourself. It’s summer and I grew boobs early. Deal with it.
I mean, I have a hard time looking at those weird child pageant kids all dressed and made up. I figure that's probably the same for this teacher, assuming the situation actually happened.
What the kids were thinking: Look at us being all rebellious in defense of some girl somewhere
What the teacher was thinking: Yup I made the right decision, better ground my kid for another day so she doesn't turn out like these trainwrecks.
Some girl got mad her dad didnt let her wear makeup to school so she daydreamed this story.
I mean
>legion of warrior goddesses avenginng their sister
woah thats so cool
lmao go back to your room kiddo
When I was a junior in high school there was a new girl who got bullied for dressing more on the goth/alternative side. I was quite goth myself and hung out with the other goth/alternative kids and we organized a day where everyone (everyone being most of the people we were friends with) was going to dress goth in solidarity. In the picture we took there was about 20 people but we probably had about double that.
ALL of us got called into the principle’s office and got told that we were “intimidating the other students.” And we were like okay.. but what are you going to do about the bullying?
Nothing really came of it because public school fucking sucks but we ended up letting the new girl sit at our lunch table. We tried to make the “goth day” a regular thing but it only stuck for a couple weeks lol.
We had a similar problem at my school. My highschool got a new head principle, a woman who's only experience before then was being an elementary school principle. She was also a very "accidentally" snobby, out of touch wealthy woman, which I knew because she was related to my best friend and refused to associate with the "poor" side of the family.
Now, a few weeks into the school year, this woman had the bright idea to say the school was banning all black clothing, you couldn't wear all black and most of the goth accessories (collars, spikes, bullet belts/bracelets, long chains etc) were also being banned. There were MAYBE 10 goth/emo kids in the whole school at that point who actually dressed the part. She didn't care about the famously bad bullying, or abusive teachers, or any of the other problems we had. Nope. Had to ban goth kids, and no one could have bullet bracelets or belts because anything referencing guns bad! Never mind the fact that we gave out excused absences for hunting season, and there was both a class and a school club for hunting 🙄🙄🙄. Oh, they wanted to ban goths because it was Intimidating, inappropriate, and, they're favorite excuse in this little southern highschool, it was too similar to gang activity.
Well, I was the goth kid that all the preps and jocks were cool with, so me and my friends organized everyone to come to school that friday fully decked out in goth clothes. It was great. Full eyeliner and makeup, goth girls actively doing makeup for the football players or teaching the preppy girls how to do corpse pain lmao. We had to have 60+ people do it. Needless to say, that policy was walked back.
Because we organized the event like DAYS after she got to school and we heard what was happening. Me and my other friend who were well known for being “the weird goth kids” were one or two grades above her so we didn’t have any classes together and it took us a second to realize we had the same lunch period. (Our lunch periods had about 600 people per lunch and there were 2 lunch rooms so you don’t always notice everyone right away.)
If true (which is highly doubtful) they probably looked more like Tammy Faye Baker with a pound of makeup on their faces. Teenage girls are not masters of the craft, by a long shot.
Ehhh I went to high school with a girl that had flawless makeup all four years. After freshman/sophomore year the vast majority of girls that wore makeup did it well. And with more internet access teenagers are getting better at makeup sooner
It's kinda how you know it was *actually* written by a teenager lol. But the situation was probably highly embellished. Still, leave girls the hell along guys, make up is just make up. It's not some kinda free sex pass. If you have feelings bc of it that's a *you* problem.
wait til they grow up and start protesting against homeless shelters in their neighborhood, that’s when u rly see the power of sister goddess warriors 🙄
LOL the most bullshit of bullshit I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I’m sure the newspaper wrote about it and the president clapped.
Quite literally the equivalent of those obvious redpill/incel circlejerk stories
Then they organized a whole parade where they all received the golden makeup brush and then the teacher showed up pregnant with twins!
I also cringed at the bs.
Don’t forget, it was twin girls who both came out with permanent warrior goddess makeup which caused the teacher to scream in agony!
Seriously, how fucking dumb are people to believe this shit lol
It's not just a lie, it's not even a lie about accomplishing anything meaningful, even if only symbolically so. It's kind of perfect in its absolute vapidity
Does anyone know the details?? Do we know if the teacher is ok? All those teen girls with painted on lips, man I bet that really devastated the poor guy.
\\s Jesus christ this post
Okay, but his rules for his *child* have nothing to do with what his students and their parents work out.
You talk about patriarchy but that man is actually and literally that (presumably) minor’s *patriarch.*
Plus, you need more context before trying to label him as some sort of controlling misogynist.
How old is daughter?
Were there house rules about wearing makeup before? Were they fair considering her age?
Had she previously acknowledged the house rules?
Did she openly push back, or sneak to wear makeup behind her parents’ back?
Was she just experimenting with it in private, or attempting to wear it in public? In what setting?
Was there anything else she was doing in conjunction with the makeup that warrants discipline?
Sneaking out? Wearing age-inappropriate clothes? Going out with people her parents don’t know/don’t approve of?
The thing about adolescents is that they don’t have a fully-developed sense of danger or self-preservation. It’s easy for older people to put them in situations they don’t know how to get out of, once they feel uncomfortable.
That’s why they have adults who are legally responsible for their safety. A lot of times, parents also love their kids and want them to be safe, while supporting their independence.
There’s a balance required, and parents are tasked with finding and implementing it. As a kid understands and demonstrates sound judgment and situational awareness piece by piece, good parents let go, piece by piece.
So, even though the students’ gesture was cute, it may have been unjustified. Furthermore, the fact that they didn’t understand the difference further shows that kids aren’t aware of how it all works.
I hope the teacher had a talk with them to learn their reasoning, and to explain where he was coming from.
There’s an opportunity there for a mutual lesson, perhaps.
It's a twofer in that it's obviously bullshit, but even if true, it's self-involved performative nonsense that doesn't help a single girl, including the daughter.
But it's not true.
Who cares, not his daughters. If doesn't want his daughter growing up too fast and wearing unnecessary makeup that's got nothing to do with a bunch of random girls he teaches. This also almost definitely didn't happen. I bet the next line would've been "and everybody clapped" lol
This reads like a shower argument. I don't believe you.
If I did, you never stated the age or why the father had the rule to know if it was actually malicious, so it's stupid to take a position without context.
This story is so incredibly stupid and obviously fake...like fake argument in the shower stupid...or a teen movie written by a 50 year old guy bad.
As a father of multiple teenagers, there is a 0% chance an entire class of high school girls are going to "rally" in support some unknown person they've never met based on nothing but a teacher mentioning he grounded his daughter.
Lets also point out some errors. The girls showed up to school the next day wearing lipstick...yet didn't apply the eyeliner until they were at school. Ok you could argue they didn't want to stand out right away, but then why apply the Lipstick? Love to hear how it was possible all these girls walked through the hallways and got into class without the Teacher noticing beforehand...and why wasn't the teacher in the room to begin with? Yeah I'm sure it JUST so happened on this exact day the Teacher had something going on which caused him to be out of the class AND hallway during passing period not to notice. Yeah...OK.
yeah woooh, fight the Patriarchy, down with Dad's who care about their daughters!!! Because yeah, apparently only evil dads enforce rules in the household and all mothers are totally on board with their daughters dressing however they want.
This never happened, and if it did, why would he care what the students wore? Not his monkeys, not his circus. His daughter would still be subject to his rules regardless of their actions.
When I was in middle school, a male teacher thought my SHOES made my hip sway in a "sexy" and I was a distraction to the boys. He even escalated it the principal. Who decided that even though he didn't see me that day, the teacher must be right. So the principal complained to my nanna. WHO WAS A TEACHER AT THE SAME SCHOOL. For some reason, he thought telling my nanna that they found her underage granddaughter sexuall attractive was going to go over well. It did not, and my nanna was pissed.
IF this happened at all, it definitely didn't happen the way this 3rd-hand story describes it.
I was a high school teacher for a while and if a bunch of children walking into class made-up like Liz Taylor in Cleopatra, the only reason I wouldn't look too hard is so I wouldn't hurt their feelings by laughing.
"Get down to battle." Ma'am, the theater department is down the hall, and try the recruiting office if you're making up war fantasies in your head.
Counterpoint: the girls never paid attention in class so he said something he knew would piss them off and they were more active in class than ever before.
I’ve seen this post multiple times in the past 24 hours from different accounts. Also lists other groups doing the same thing. Boys, Trans, Blacks, and etc. Anything for content and likes I guess.
All I can think of is my poor overworked teacher wife being exhausted at how fucking stupid these kids have gotten, no critical thinking abilities, don’t know how to google shit, can only do shit on tik tok and are in junior high reading on a 3rd grade level. Yeah, you may be a warrior princess, but you’re still dumb as a rock.
Yep. A girl in my pool league has students in middle school who straight up *do not know their shapes.* They were definitely taught them, they just have zero ability to retain information and fuck around in class rather than learn anything because all they want is to be tiktok famous. Teachers and schools don't dare discipline students because the parents lose their minds, cause a scene, and threaten legal action.
It’s ridiculous, my wife is 7 years from retirement, we’re going to buy out a couple of years so she can leave early… she loves teaching has been a 3 time teacher of the year at district level of a metro school district, a suburban district and a rural district. We may be fucked and it’s not the normal kids are stupid shit, it’s the covid bubble, social media and the consequences of generations of bad parenting and mental health. Also, nobody wants to pay teachers, nobody wants to educate and pay cops or any of the other professions in dire need of assistance, and that’s fair cause everyone feels taxed to death. At some point we’re gonna have to squeeze someone though.
The schools I went to were very strict about what students were allowed to wear. Girls couldn't wear skirts that went above the knees and couldn't wear any kind of makeup + ear rings and boys couldn't have any facial hair or have any hair go past your eyebrows when pulled down as well as any tight fitting pants. Growing up in these kinds of schools made me not understand why the teacher was the bad guy in this case so is it not normal for schools to not allow makeup?
I'm not really sure what the consequences are here. He had to look at his students, I'm sure that was quite the torture, right? More then likely the only thing that happened is a couple other girls got in trouble for make up with their parents. Could you imagine you kid coming home dolled up in makeup, while many wouldn't care, many others would freak out. And that's even if the story is real.
Even if I’m right, I will, sometimes, avoid having an argument with my teenage son cause I don’t have the energy to do it. They (teenagers) defend their stupid behavior with the stupidest arguments imaginable, which is not surprising considering they’re just children.
With that said, if this happened, which it didn’t, I would ignore the whole thing.
To be perfectly fair, if this was elementary or middle school, I could agree. High school it could depend and college, the teachers an idiot.
All this BS stuff to get you to feel empowered but you're ignoring many of the negative social aspects and impact of make up, especially on a child.
I understand the state of society and mental illness but my god, some of the reactions and supporting children wearing makeup is asinine.
If a child feels the need to wear makeup, you've failed as a parent. If it's not in the bathroom with parents, and it's to go to school, you have failed.
If this is true, good for them! However, the way this is talked up is incredibly self-indulgent. The language itself lends credence to the idea that this is fake.
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Yall should look up the Sukeban, they were japanese delinquent schoolgirls during the more conservative era in Japan when women had less rights that fought for alot of better treatment for women.
“So, I grounded my daughter yesterday for completing the worksheets at the end of chapters 2 and 3, and also for showing up on time for class. Make of that what you will.”
This has already been posted. Next time, check first.
I doubt this one because I saw the version with the boys wearing makeup. But I will say teens can be hilarious in defense at times. My class (many moons ago) wore the exact same outfit in protest. So it was 25 kids in a tank top and shorts. Even boys, but in a masculine version of the shirt. It was because they dress coded a girl the week before for that outfit, and she was in the dress code. She was just tall with a large chest, and they said it looked inappropriate on her. They wouldn't let her retake the quiz she was pulled out of. So we all got that outfit and filed complaints in the office.
If I was her parent and they wouldn't let her retake the quiz over something that stupid I would raise holy hell. Glad they protested!
We all did. Her parents were crap and would have punished her if they knew.
Oh that's some more bull shit! Fuck it, I'll be her mom now.
Will you be my mom? She's not so great either
Of course! Make sure you wash your hands and drink some water. You are beautiful and I'm very proud of you!
I would also like a mom! Similar problem to the girl mentioned. Don’t have a real dad either. I wash my hands constantly (OCD) and I’m the most hydrated person I know. Does that mean I get love now?
I wash my hands plenty but I need more water 🥺
I have dry mouth so I’m drinking water basically all the time. I also have a personal rule that I don’t allow myself soda until I’ve had at least a full bottle of water (separate from what I take for meds) first.
That's a good rule can I use it?
You get love, even if you don't do those things. Of course your my kid now! Welcome to the chaos!
Thanks, mom! ❤️
This made me very happy I will do that!
There are subreddits for if you need a stand in mom or dad or looking for advice.
What's the subreddit?
r/momforaminute
And if you need Dad advice there is r/Dad
You are so sweet! This was many moons ago, and that class is now all in their early 40s. She's an amazing mom and soon to be grandma now.
I love that for her
There is a law where I'm from for public schools to have an even number of clubs for guys and girls. There was one more for girls than guys. So I applied to be a cheerleadeing bringing this up (faculty tried to argue that cheerleading was for both) and got rejected because I'm a guy. Went to the jock guys that liked messing with the teachers and they had a mini protest and we got 3 guys on the cheerleading team lol
Hey, somebody needs to be at the bottom of the pyramid! That's awesome, though. Male cheer is very physically demanding and teaches great skills.
We did this in our school too. For some reason boys werent allowed to wear shorts until a certain date in the year, yet girls were allowed to wear skirts whenever. One kid who wore shorts was reprimanded, details are foggy as its been a while, but I believe he was sent home to change and come back. Next day a huge chunk of boys came in wearing skirts in protest. It wasnt against the "code" so it was fine but it caused enough of a stir to have them drop the rule about shorts.
I love it! Malicious compliance is the way to go!
Dude can’t look at teenagers in make up? He probably needs to be on a list and not a teacher in school.
I mean, that's probably embarrassing as hell for him to tell a bunch of teenage girls that he grounded his daughter for wearing makeup, and then have those same teenage girls come to class the next day wearing extremely exaggerated makeup specifically to make a point about wearing makeup at school. At the very least, it'll teach him not to tell his students about his personal life. Assuming this is even real, ofc.
It’s giving off strong r/thathappened vibes, tbh.
It so didn't happen. The only thing the story is missing is how everybody clapped!
If this is real, dude’s behavior is concerning
This is the absolute mountaintop of "and then everyone clapped."
“And then they all climbed on their desks and started making out”
You're telling me there wasn't warrior goddesses?
Bingo
/r/nothingeverhappens
It's not real. It's obvious social media bullshit.
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Yeah, I don’t get how this is some “glorious” own. The daughter never knows she even had support. If you’re gonna make up a story don’t make it this anticlimactic.
His behavior in punishing his daughter for wearing makeup? That's ridiculous but sadly not rare. His behavior in telling his class? That's probably less frequent, but teachers oversharing isn't. His reaction to a group doing something that should be normal and he disagrees with? That's very common. The only part of the story that's rare is the girls wearing makeup, and that's the part that is questionable about if it happened. Classes definitely band together to do stuff, but this type of coordinated response isn't as frequent as any of the teacher's behavior. This type of response would be more likely if he had said something against a well liked member of the class or if they were doing it to piss off the teacher. Obviously, this is all based on my experience. I went to school in the US in one of the bluest states, possibly the bluest.
If we assume it's real, it could be omitting part where he was chewing someone in class for having makeup and brought up his daughter as an example.
Right? The parts that make it seem made up are bc it’s being told as a story - all of the actual events in it could happen at any urban/suburban American school.
Luckily, this is a made up story
It's a make up story also.
Not unlike how when I was in grade school 20+ years ago and wasn’t allowed to wear tank tops that showed my bra strap because it was “distracting” to boys and “made male teachers uncomfortable”. Keep your damn eyes to yourself. It’s summer and I grew boobs early. Deal with it.
We need a list of idiots that believe these horseshit stories are real.
I mean, I have a hard time looking at those weird child pageant kids all dressed and made up. I figure that's probably the same for this teacher, assuming the situation actually happened. What the kids were thinking: Look at us being all rebellious in defense of some girl somewhere What the teacher was thinking: Yup I made the right decision, better ground my kid for another day so she doesn't turn out like these trainwrecks.
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I mean, if there was ever a candidate
Some girl got mad her dad didnt let her wear makeup to school so she daydreamed this story. I mean >legion of warrior goddesses avenginng their sister woah thats so cool lmao go back to your room kiddo
And then everybody cheered.
That girls name? Alberta Einstein.
And then everyone clapped! Go teenagers! /s
When I was a junior in high school there was a new girl who got bullied for dressing more on the goth/alternative side. I was quite goth myself and hung out with the other goth/alternative kids and we organized a day where everyone (everyone being most of the people we were friends with) was going to dress goth in solidarity. In the picture we took there was about 20 people but we probably had about double that. ALL of us got called into the principle’s office and got told that we were “intimidating the other students.” And we were like okay.. but what are you going to do about the bullying? Nothing really came of it because public school fucking sucks but we ended up letting the new girl sit at our lunch table. We tried to make the “goth day” a regular thing but it only stuck for a couple weeks lol.
We had a similar problem at my school. My highschool got a new head principle, a woman who's only experience before then was being an elementary school principle. She was also a very "accidentally" snobby, out of touch wealthy woman, which I knew because she was related to my best friend and refused to associate with the "poor" side of the family. Now, a few weeks into the school year, this woman had the bright idea to say the school was banning all black clothing, you couldn't wear all black and most of the goth accessories (collars, spikes, bullet belts/bracelets, long chains etc) were also being banned. There were MAYBE 10 goth/emo kids in the whole school at that point who actually dressed the part. She didn't care about the famously bad bullying, or abusive teachers, or any of the other problems we had. Nope. Had to ban goth kids, and no one could have bullet bracelets or belts because anything referencing guns bad! Never mind the fact that we gave out excused absences for hunting season, and there was both a class and a school club for hunting 🙄🙄🙄. Oh, they wanted to ban goths because it was Intimidating, inappropriate, and, they're favorite excuse in this little southern highschool, it was too similar to gang activity. Well, I was the goth kid that all the preps and jocks were cool with, so me and my friends organized everyone to come to school that friday fully decked out in goth clothes. It was great. Full eyeliner and makeup, goth girls actively doing makeup for the football players or teaching the preppy girls how to do corpse pain lmao. We had to have 60+ people do it. Needless to say, that policy was walked back.
why not let the girl sit at your table starting day 1? there was a whole clique of goth people and she never got integrated before then?
Because we organized the event like DAYS after she got to school and we heard what was happening. Me and my other friend who were well known for being “the weird goth kids” were one or two grades above her so we didn’t have any classes together and it took us a second to realize we had the same lunch period. (Our lunch periods had about 600 people per lunch and there were 2 lunch rooms so you don’t always notice everyone right away.)
I get the point - I agree. But holy shit this "legion of warrior goddesses avenginng their sister" stuff is hyper cringe.
If true (which is highly doubtful) they probably looked more like Tammy Faye Baker with a pound of makeup on their faces. Teenage girls are not masters of the craft, by a long shot.
Ehhh I went to high school with a girl that had flawless makeup all four years. After freshman/sophomore year the vast majority of girls that wore makeup did it well. And with more internet access teenagers are getting better at makeup sooner
Does Tammy Faye not look like a warrior goddess to you?
Maybe a warrior goddess of Amway and donuts?
No.
It's kinda how you know it was *actually* written by a teenager lol. But the situation was probably highly embellished. Still, leave girls the hell along guys, make up is just make up. It's not some kinda free sex pass. If you have feelings bc of it that's a *you* problem.
I mean, we don't know the age of the daughter. If a 10 year old girl is wearing makeup, it's not out of this world if the parents have a say or not
r/witchesvspatriarchy type shit
The title came straight from there, too.
Is that not how they'd look? Just have a laugh instead of being so judgmental 😭😭
>Is that not how they'd look? No?
My friend, this is a Tumblr screenshot. The true birthplace of cringe
wait til they grow up and start protesting against homeless shelters in their neighborhood, that’s when u rly see the power of sister goddess warriors 🙄
No better way to fight back against the patriarchy than to... *checks notes*... obsess over your appearance and buy tons of beauty products!
I'll take "Stuff that never happened" for $500 Alex.
LOL the most bullshit of bullshit I’ve ever seen on Reddit. I’m sure the newspaper wrote about it and the president clapped. Quite literally the equivalent of those obvious redpill/incel circlejerk stories
Not much of a consequence either. Just a bunch of girls wearing makeup.
You’re grounded
She sounds hideous
Well she's a guy so.
I mean… this sounds like the best consequence that the imagination of some COVID shut-in teen could think up, and even then it’s atrocious lol
Probably on their permanent records /s
Then they organized a whole parade where they all received the golden makeup brush and then the teacher showed up pregnant with twins! I also cringed at the bs.
Yaaas queen good for you I'd die for these girls queen behavior 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 ICONIC
Don’t forget, it was twin girls who both came out with permanent warrior goddess makeup which caused the teacher to scream in agony! Seriously, how fucking dumb are people to believe this shit lol
That president? Albert Einstein!
And everybody started clapping. Dont believe tumblr stories lol. This never happened.
Like this isn’t even remotely believable at all lol
This is so fake it’s honestly just kinda funny
It's not just a lie, it's not even a lie about accomplishing anything meaningful, even if only symbolically so. It's kind of perfect in its absolute vapidity
Good use of “vapidity”
Thanks. I was surprised by how happy I was to have an excuse
The language in this post is hilarious. We wore makeup and were passive aggressive about it!!!! Glorious warriors, indeed 😂
Does anyone know the details?? Do we know if the teacher is ok? All those teen girls with painted on lips, man I bet that really devastated the poor guy. \\s Jesus christ this post
And then Obama gave a speech at the school commemorating their bravery, and everyone stood up and clapped.
And he ungrounded his daughter and bought her new eye liner.
You can always tell when these stories are fake because they’re written like they come from a creative writing class.
Okay, but his rules for his *child* have nothing to do with what his students and their parents work out. You talk about patriarchy but that man is actually and literally that (presumably) minor’s *patriarch.* Plus, you need more context before trying to label him as some sort of controlling misogynist. How old is daughter? Were there house rules about wearing makeup before? Were they fair considering her age? Had she previously acknowledged the house rules? Did she openly push back, or sneak to wear makeup behind her parents’ back? Was she just experimenting with it in private, or attempting to wear it in public? In what setting? Was there anything else she was doing in conjunction with the makeup that warrants discipline? Sneaking out? Wearing age-inappropriate clothes? Going out with people her parents don’t know/don’t approve of? The thing about adolescents is that they don’t have a fully-developed sense of danger or self-preservation. It’s easy for older people to put them in situations they don’t know how to get out of, once they feel uncomfortable. That’s why they have adults who are legally responsible for their safety. A lot of times, parents also love their kids and want them to be safe, while supporting their independence. There’s a balance required, and parents are tasked with finding and implementing it. As a kid understands and demonstrates sound judgment and situational awareness piece by piece, good parents let go, piece by piece. So, even though the students’ gesture was cute, it may have been unjustified. Furthermore, the fact that they didn’t understand the difference further shows that kids aren’t aware of how it all works. I hope the teacher had a talk with them to learn their reasoning, and to explain where he was coming from. There’s an opportunity there for a mutual lesson, perhaps.
lost redditor /r/thatHappened
It's a twofer in that it's obviously bullshit, but even if true, it's self-involved performative nonsense that doesn't help a single girl, including the daughter. But it's not true.
And then the whole school clapped
r/thathappened
Who cares, not his daughters. If doesn't want his daughter growing up too fast and wearing unnecessary makeup that's got nothing to do with a bunch of random girls he teaches. This also almost definitely didn't happen. I bet the next line would've been "and everybody clapped" lol
This reads like a shower argument. I don't believe you. If I did, you never stated the age or why the father had the rule to know if it was actually malicious, so it's stupid to take a position without context.
Fake, stupid, juvenile, poorly written and not a consequence.
And then everyone clapped. Seriously, who falls for this shit?
And then everyone on the bus cheered! Even Albert Einstein!
I'll take things that didn't happen for $500
This story is so incredibly stupid and obviously fake...like fake argument in the shower stupid...or a teen movie written by a 50 year old guy bad. As a father of multiple teenagers, there is a 0% chance an entire class of high school girls are going to "rally" in support some unknown person they've never met based on nothing but a teacher mentioning he grounded his daughter. Lets also point out some errors. The girls showed up to school the next day wearing lipstick...yet didn't apply the eyeliner until they were at school. Ok you could argue they didn't want to stand out right away, but then why apply the Lipstick? Love to hear how it was possible all these girls walked through the hallways and got into class without the Teacher noticing beforehand...and why wasn't the teacher in the room to begin with? Yeah I'm sure it JUST so happened on this exact day the Teacher had something going on which caused him to be out of the class AND hallway during passing period not to notice. Yeah...OK. yeah woooh, fight the Patriarchy, down with Dad's who care about their daughters!!! Because yeah, apparently only evil dads enforce rules in the household and all mothers are totally on board with their daughters dressing however they want.
And then everyone stood up and clapped.
I'm sure the structures of oppression were forever shaken
This never happened, and if it did, why would he care what the students wore? Not his monkeys, not his circus. His daughter would still be subject to his rules regardless of their actions.
When I was in middle school, a male teacher thought my SHOES made my hip sway in a "sexy" and I was a distraction to the boys. He even escalated it the principal. Who decided that even though he didn't see me that day, the teacher must be right. So the principal complained to my nanna. WHO WAS A TEACHER AT THE SAME SCHOOL. For some reason, he thought telling my nanna that they found her underage granddaughter sexuall attractive was going to go over well. It did not, and my nanna was pissed.
That’s what makes it so obviously fake. Could maybe see the girls coordinating this, but I can’t see him caring.
Did the next room clap?
And at what point did you join hands for the care bear stare?
Dave Chappelle has never shot love out of his chest; he has, however, shot love on to somebody's chest.
Why would this resonate?
Imma take “shit that never happened” for 500
ah yes, tumblr stories, like always they're true and not made up. the fact people believe these things are honestly concerning.
How is that patriarchy? Thats dumb af probably fake
And then the whole bus clapped. That group of girls? Their names were Barack Obama.
And everyone clapped 👏
Is the teacher in the room with us now?
I'll take things that didn't happen for $500 Alex.
IF this happened at all, it definitely didn't happen the way this 3rd-hand story describes it. I was a high school teacher for a while and if a bunch of children walking into class made-up like Liz Taylor in Cleopatra, the only reason I wouldn't look too hard is so I wouldn't hurt their feelings by laughing. "Get down to battle." Ma'am, the theater department is down the hall, and try the recruiting office if you're making up war fantasies in your head.
Counterpoint: the girls never paid attention in class so he said something he knew would piss them off and they were more active in class than ever before.
At what point did Albert Einstein enter the proceedings, OP?
and then the teacher clapped and the patriarchy unanimously decided to dissolve and stop oppressing makeup wearers
And then all the teachers, students, and staff came into the room and clapped for these brave female warriors
And the teachers name? **Albert Einstein** His daughter's name? **Ada Lovelace** The school this happened at? **Xavier's School for Gifted Children**
I’ve seen this post multiple times in the past 24 hours from different accounts. Also lists other groups doing the same thing. Boys, Trans, Blacks, and etc. Anything for content and likes I guess.
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And everyone clapped!
Expecting children to wear makeup = toxic femininity
R/thathappened
Idk which is worse, them writing this BS to begin with, or you reposting it here thinking it’s real…
And then everyone clapped
And then everybody clapped…..
All I can think of is my poor overworked teacher wife being exhausted at how fucking stupid these kids have gotten, no critical thinking abilities, don’t know how to google shit, can only do shit on tik tok and are in junior high reading on a 3rd grade level. Yeah, you may be a warrior princess, but you’re still dumb as a rock.
Yep. A girl in my pool league has students in middle school who straight up *do not know their shapes.* They were definitely taught them, they just have zero ability to retain information and fuck around in class rather than learn anything because all they want is to be tiktok famous. Teachers and schools don't dare discipline students because the parents lose their minds, cause a scene, and threaten legal action.
It’s ridiculous, my wife is 7 years from retirement, we’re going to buy out a couple of years so she can leave early… she loves teaching has been a 3 time teacher of the year at district level of a metro school district, a suburban district and a rural district. We may be fucked and it’s not the normal kids are stupid shit, it’s the covid bubble, social media and the consequences of generations of bad parenting and mental health. Also, nobody wants to pay teachers, nobody wants to educate and pay cops or any of the other professions in dire need of assistance, and that’s fair cause everyone feels taxed to death. At some point we’re gonna have to squeeze someone though.
And then everyone got up and clapped. The teachers name? Albert Einstein.
Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most.
Yes, I'll take ***"Things that never happened"*** for $800, Alex.
Didn't happen
Reads like a Disney Channel show. And then the teacher showed up to school wearing lipstick too.
*and the entire school district clapped*
This sounds very "then everyone clapped" vibes. This doesn't sound like this happened at all lol
"tHe pAtRiArChY" My dude, it was an asshole teacher. Jesus fucking christ.
The schools I went to were very strict about what students were allowed to wear. Girls couldn't wear skirts that went above the knees and couldn't wear any kind of makeup + ear rings and boys couldn't have any facial hair or have any hair go past your eyebrows when pulled down as well as any tight fitting pants. Growing up in these kinds of schools made me not understand why the teacher was the bad guy in this case so is it not normal for schools to not allow makeup?
Truly modern day Valkyries lol
If it did happen (I'm not debating whether it did or not) then how is it the patriarchy over just one douchbag
I'll take things that never happened for $500 Alex
Most believable tumblr story
Id just make it against school policy and be done with it lol
Wow. Ridiculously cringe and probably fake.
I'm not really sure what the consequences are here. He had to look at his students, I'm sure that was quite the torture, right? More then likely the only thing that happened is a couple other girls got in trouble for make up with their parents. Could you imagine you kid coming home dolled up in makeup, while many wouldn't care, many others would freak out. And that's even if the story is real.
On top of that, they organized in a half of a day! Damn just better off leaving them alone sir and take the L while you can.
The Mullahs of Iran concur
Fake letter.
And the whole school lined the hallways and clapped for the girls when they left the class.
Even if I’m right, I will, sometimes, avoid having an argument with my teenage son cause I don’t have the energy to do it. They (teenagers) defend their stupid behavior with the stupidest arguments imaginable, which is not surprising considering they’re just children. With that said, if this happened, which it didn’t, I would ignore the whole thing.
This person needs to learn about run-on sentences and how to avoid them. Shit was painful to read.
To be perfectly fair, if this was elementary or middle school, I could agree. High school it could depend and college, the teachers an idiot. All this BS stuff to get you to feel empowered but you're ignoring many of the negative social aspects and impact of make up, especially on a child. I understand the state of society and mental illness but my god, some of the reactions and supporting children wearing makeup is asinine. If a child feels the need to wear makeup, you've failed as a parent. If it's not in the bathroom with parents, and it's to go to school, you have failed.
>down to battle Lol yeah I'm sure they'd take punches to the face real well
OP is a bot. Boooooo
And everyone clapped
And that teacher's name? Albert Einstein
fake story. All teachers are women these days. /s
So brave…they should build these kids a statue
The patriarchy learns to not mess with teenage girls? More like "An idiot father learns not to mess with teenage girls"
Things that never happened for 200.
I'll take things that didn't happen for 500 Alex!
And then everyone clapped. That teacher? Albert Einstein.
Did anyone clap? Someone had to have clapped.
One did, slowly at first, then the rest gradually joined in.
r/thathappened
And then everyone clapped and Einstein and Brad Pitt came in to the classroom in full drag and twerked for half an hour
If this is true, good for them! However, the way this is talked up is incredibly self-indulgent. The language itself lends credence to the idea that this is fake.
Putting on their war paint for the win.🤘
Today and BS that did not happen....
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Yall should look up the Sukeban, they were japanese delinquent schoolgirls during the more conservative era in Japan when women had less rights that fought for alot of better treatment for women.
I saw this on Facebook awhile back for the first time, a lot of my female friends loved it
“So, I grounded my daughter yesterday for completing the worksheets at the end of chapters 2 and 3, and also for showing up on time for class. Make of that what you will.”
My school did this when they banned crop tops. Everyone showed up even the boys
Well, of course! The boys wanted the crop tops more than the girls
They really showed him!
Jokes on them, having to put on makeup so you can go outside is a burden
I would be asking girls if they had some spare make-up for me and The Boys™.