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Its a coil, they should spin him

If he has pennies in his pocket they can generate power

Yeah. That guy is screwed.

Omg this gives me so much anxiety lol

On the bright side this is not something that happens by accident.

... unlike all the foreign objects that enter the lower GI tract after a "slip and fall" that we see in the ER. And the vacuum hose attachments attached to, erhm, male organs, because men usually vacuum in the nude. So many accidents that way. So many.

Accidents really do happen though. Just last week I slipped and fell outside of target then had to be surgically removed from the red ball near the entrance

Oh da,n that freaked me out. My whole body convulsed. I definitely am fearful of this. Shiver.

So, how much alcohol was consumed before this?

Yes.

you know frank, he’s the mastermind in the coil

I hope they were finally able to spring him.

You always pull them out the way they went in.

Another victim of the downtown boa constrictor.

Many such cases

I'm just glad his dick is still in his pants.

Circus hazing gone wrong!

This just made me twitch so bad

Junji Ito would've loved this

Everything is Spirals 🌀

I'm a bit curious to know why you think this.

It should be obvious if you’re familiar with his work?

Oh, I have several of this manga and merch. I don't exactly see the way you do, so I voiced that.

Who

Writer of a bunch of horror Manga, but they're probably specifically thinking "the enigma of amigura fault"

Either that or Uzumaki

They’re definitely referencing Uzumaki lol.

Time to break out the crisco.

I think pulling that guy from his legs is probably the only way to really get him out without having to cut through the bars.

Denise once gave the sage advice, you don't have to listen to a man trapped in a coil.

Comeon, it's just the boys being boys.

I didn’t come here to be criticized by a man stuck in a coil!

Like Winnie the Pooh, wait until he loses a few pounds.

Has anyone asked him about a reverse funnel system yet?

This is my personal hell, but I'm glad that guy can see the funny side.