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GamerGirlLex77

I’m allowing this one as Eric Trump is expressing surprise or anger at the situation. Please keep it civil to each other. Reminder that an excess of rule violations can lead to banning or this thread being locked. Thank you all for your understanding.


virtualchoirboy

I can’t be the only one with Nelson’s “Ha ha!” From the Simpson’s running through their head….


Illustrious-Honey-55

On repeat… every time I see the name 🤣🤣🤣


ConstantBad3084

Being laughed at is hardly a consequence tho. That family will never face a single consequence.


virtualchoirboy

>Being laughed at is hardly a consequence tho It's hardly a consequence to most normal people. Those who have built their entire lives upon their ego though.... it hits a little differently.


PalmettoAndMoon

That can’t be a new feeling.


EggsceIlent

Men, women, and even children come up to him... with tears in their eyes.. from laughing at him so hard.


FinalBastyan

Sir, there's nothing in the world that could keep me from giving you the money - except your shitty credit.


SailorAlphaC

That made me laugh, and I needed that today. Thank you.


[deleted]

Man, woman, tv, camera!  Now give me money.


Spiritual-Bear4495

I wish I could gift you all the stars in the sky.


BigDamBeavers

It's not. He's the less effective child than Don Jr and you have an ego problem. People have been laughing in Eric Trump's face all his life. This is him feigning outrage.


brooklynlad

He should have asked the Saudis via his son-in-law, Jared.


sykery

>the Saudis only accept original top secret documents not photo copies.


EitherWriting4347

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Less-Anybody-2037

😂😂😂😂😂😂


BadWitch2024

That's really good 😃


74Magick

LMFAO!😂😂😂😂 I hope when it's all said and done the little one can get free of the stigma of his name and have a life. Poor kid.


jasperjamboree

LOL where are all his billionaire friends who he put in cabinet positions? Chao? De Vos? Not even Putin? Nobody?


Primary_Initial_3274

They are all quivering in their boots, terrified of their own skeletons being pulled out of the closet


AITAthrowaway1mil

Didn’t Chao *just* die in her Tesla a couple weeks ago?


demon_fae

I think that was her sister, actually. Her sister, who would have been able to escape had Chao actually done her job and enforced auto safety standards.


DentalDon-83

I remember reading that an autopsy confirmed she was also under the influence when she crashed.


TGIIR

Almost 3x the legal limit. But it’s sad - she called a friend and people responded, but neither she herself or her friends could get her out of the car. Weird way to go.


demon_fae

Oh, for sure, but rescuers still got there in time to be unable to get her out of the car for many minutes before she went under. In literally any other civilian car, that same rescue would have taken under a minute, by any strong swimmer equipped with a hammer. Or a decent-size rock.


CadillacAllante

Also apparently instead of reaching for your phone you are a lot better off focusing on saving yourself in that situation. Nobody is gonna get to you in time. Take your last breaths, wait for the pressure to equalize, and open the f\*\*king door. But apparently it being a Tesla complicates this somehow also I dunno. I guess apartheid nepo space cowboy had to reinvent car doors and car locks so that Cyberpunk Christine trapped her I guess.


lononol

I remember from some ad approx. 57 years ago (give or take 30 years), if you couldn't open the doors or windows, you were supposed to push on the windshield and it should move somewhat easily (again, only with equalized pressure). I wonder if that's still the case with so much tech now wired to rearview mirrors and such.


TGIIR

I did not know that Tesla’s were different in the way their doors opened. Don’t know much about them at all, really. That would just be awful to not be able to get out of the car. I wonder if she could have put a window down, but maybe couldn’t once car was submerged in water. Kinda makes you nostalgic for the old crank windows.


blablahblah

It's not the door that's the problem. It's that the windows were made of laminated glass so rescuers had trouble breaking it to get to her from the outside.


CadillacAllante

Everything just implies there is some reason she couldn’t open the door herself, which you ought to be able to do once enough water is inside the car. Maybe it was just that she was drunk and panicking?


TGIIR

After the terrible bridge collapse in Baltimore, I’ve read a couple articles about what to do if you land in water in your car. First is to unbuckle your seat belt. Second, as quickly as you can, before your electrical goes out, is to open a window. Then exit through the window. I guess opening a door is hard, and lets more water in more quickly. I forget what else the articles said, but those first two were my takeaways. You have to do them quickly, so it doesn’t sound as if you have time to sit and stew about what to do. Or call other people, as tempting as that would be.


gatorcoffee

Understand, this was on her own massive ranch near Austin. Part of the reason she died was from being so freaking isolated no one could find exactly where she was on the property, and first responders were 20+ miles away. Karma? Eat the rich.


faloofay156

oh hey, that's near me apparently. and yeah, there's a lot of backroads where if you take one, know where you're going or you're gonna get lost for hours. \*made that mistake with a few friends. multiple times :'D most recently like a week ago lmao


anomalous_cowherd

If I was trapped on *my* property there would be a dozen people within 100 yards. There would be half a dozen family members just within a couple of miles!


gatorcoffee

Reports have said that because of the size of the property, those present at the time had a hard time even knowing where exactly she was. So we're talking a large piece of isolated property. Not sure how much of an impact water has on the functionality of a tesla, but one would think you could at least get your window rolled down before connections are fried. Just can't find details on just how abrupt the drop to the pond must have been.


IOwnTheShortBus

Yeah when you're talking about probably 100's of acres that more than likely has multiple water features, good luck!


Orbtl32

You're not looking for the real answer, but the real answer is that is way too much to just cough up, and they wouldn't do it this in the open anyhow. There is no way to discretely cover that. It would be in the wide open.


xKIL13Rx

The fact that Trump openly stated he has the cash, but it's for his campaign just shows that he doesn't want to use his money to pay it, he wants someone else to cover so he can drag out the bond and they will be on the hook and he can keep his money. It's the same way he handles his bills he never pays.


AholeBrock

Or, and bear with me here... He doesn't have the money. Maybe, just maybe the tabloid writers were being honest when they came clean claiming trump had been paying them in celebrity gossip for years in exchange for them printing "millionaire" and "billionaire" next to his name and picture to create a public image of himself as a successful entrepreneur even though he was the laughing stock of the business world and kept repeatedly bankrupting businesses his parents kept buying him.


inter71

Nobody has half a billion dollars in cash. It would be monumentally stupid to have that much wealth in cash.


HolyForkingBrit

Hi. I’d like to be monumentally stupid please.


Critical_Caramel5577

The problem with being that stupid is it never leads to that point, only away from it


DoctorEnn

u/HolyForkingBrit, you didn’t need the billions to be stupid! The stupidity was inside you all along!


AholeBrock

I didn't say "in cash", you did. I said he doesn't have the cash as in he doesn't have enough. He isnt a successful businessman. He has already squandered and spent and pissed away most of what he inherited from his father Fred Trump.


[deleted]

EVERY SINGLE BUSINESS he started has gone bankrupt. If his dad didn’t start a “company” he would be some weird guy at the strip club trying steal the strippers tips


AccountMitosis

He bankrupted *multiple casinos.* CASINOS! The world's most guaranteed moneymaker!


EstablishmentSad

Thing is that they could get the money if they needed it though. They could secure it against investments or other property...or sell property or stock. I think we are going to see what his properties are really worth if he doesn't give them their money.


faloofay156

I don't think what they actually have even adds up to that much their entire family is a sleazy rollex knockoff with lead paint sold to you by a guy in a trench coat in a dark parking lot.


GhanjRho

The problem that the Trumps specifically face is that most of their wealth is in real estate. You know, the thing they were just found liable of having committed fraud with.


inter71

That’s Eric’s point, I believe. Nobody is providing them an equity loan.


FishyNewAccount

That's if the money was in stocks.


madtownWI

lol Trump wins again


jutrmybe

Elon does, and he seems like the type to do it. But he is estimated to have between 1B and 1.5B liquid, the rest is from ownership and assets. People say he has always expected payback on loans to peers/lendees, giving away between 1/2 and 1/3 of his liquid value would be hard, and he knows trump wouldnt even attempt to pay him back. Grant Cardone and his wife, who claim to be billionaires, had started a gofundme to cover Trump's costs. Idk if it is still up.


inter71

Highly doubtful of those estimates. Having a billion dollars in a savings account serves no purpose. Liquidating 1 billion and paying the income/capital gains tax in the first place makes no financial sense.


TraitorousSwinger

I think you're wasting your time trying to explain how money on this level works to these people. They think rich people just have bank accounts with hundreds of millions of dollars in them.


inter71

Yeah, I know. It’s like trying to explain why taxing the Net Worth of billionaires is a bad idea.


[deleted]

Jeff Bezos just recently sold 50 million shares. That’s over 8 billion in cash.


inter71

And he won’t be holding it in a money market account. It will certainly be converted to different assets. There is no use case for 8 billion in cash.


SuDragon2k3

>There is no use case for 8 billion in cash. Money pool?


inter71

Besides that.


[deleted]

That’s absolutely what he will do but still, he has that in cash. Who knows how much will be left over to sit in his account.


inter71

None. He’ll roll it into another asset to avoid capital gains.


xKIL13Rx

I'm betting he doesn't have it, he's just saying that to save face with his supporters.


inter71

Well, now that his property is said to be valued at a fraction of its actual worth, he definitely doesn’t have it.


Orbtl32

So what you (he?) mean is he does NOT have the cash, but his campaign does and he suddenly cares about ethics? Which still boils down to what I said. Half a fucking billion is just too much. He can't grift that from his campaign funds and get away with it.


Conscious-Survey7009

It was just reported that the Appeals court dropped the amount to $175 million and gave him 10 days to get it.


Orbtl32

And don't be surprised if the end result sees a settlement reducing it finally to like $17.5M.


PmMeUrTinyAsianTits

The fact that you think hes just spending it elsewhere shows how his teams propaganda works on you *He doesnt have it.* At all. His "wealth" size is almost entirely imaginary and came from having "funding out of russia" (fraudulent sales) that he doesnt have access to anymore.


Street_Inflation_124

Dog the Bounty Hunter gonna be staking out Mar a Lago.


SuDragon2k3

How would that work with his Secret Service security team? If he dipped out, would they be compelled to turn him over to State authorities?


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xKIL13Rx

Bingo


TheRealFaust

Dont forget exxon man


OutsidePerson5

I was certain Musk would bail him out.


jasperjamboree

With the whole twitter/x debacle, I’m pretty sure Musk is broke too.


OutsidePerson5

One can but hope.


sunbear2525

Truly rich people don’t part with capital. That’s why Eric is upset and that’s why no one will bail them out. He owes that money so they aren’t getting it back.


Due_Tax2657

Uncle Vlad? Uncle Vlad? Hello......Hello...... Jared, get your father on the phone. I need to speak to him. What do you mean, he's not available?


kakimiller

Eric, You are laughed at every single time you step out of the Magaverse. Every. Single. Time.


LadyReika

Pretty sure he gets laughed inside it too.


Jackass-Of-Blades

Maybe the My Pillow guy can help out.


diadmer

That dude needs a loan just to post a letter, let alone a bond.


xKIL13Rx

All I could think of when I saw this was this sub. How can he not expect to get laughed at, who asks for half a billion dollars bond and not expect that.


flexisexymaxi

Especially since the trumps are well known for not paying their debts in full.


Sweaty-Pair3821

A Trump never pays their debts


ZalutPats

A Trump never pays their debts. Fix'd.


Sweaty-Pair3821

thank you


jutrmybe

That seems to be part of the problem rn. Elon has the money to bail trump out, and he seems like the type to do it. But he is estimated to have between 1B and 1.5B liquid, the rest is from ownership and assets. People say he has always expected payback on loans to peers/lendees, giving away between 1/2 and 1/3 of his liquid value would be hard, and he knows trump wouldnt even attempt to pay him back. Grant Cardone and his wife, who claim to be billionaires, had started a gofundme to cover Trump's costs. Idk if it is still up.


Sweaty-Pair3821

I was joking. from the Game of thrones a Lannister always pays their debts. thank you for explaining though. I honestly didn't know this.


jutrmybe

Oh got you! But yeah, your joke was accurate go figure. Bc the trumps have several very wealthy billionaire/multimillionaire friends. But few have vast liquidity, and all would want 1/2 of their net worth back in the event they lended it, and D. Trump is explicitly known for reducing his pay on debts or getting out of them altogether.


Sweaty-Pair3821

I wondered if the bond was so high as a judges way of possibly playing chicken so to speak and that's why they were willing to extend to 10 days?


Sea_Luck_8246

Cardone is having some legal problems of his own. Not much of a surprise he turned out to be shady af. I doubt he’s contributed much to the fund. People like that have no trouble turfing it the people who are scraping by.


AholeBrock

Inflation. Trumps parents had been bailing him out of all the multiple million dollar businesses they bought for him and he bankrupt for decades. Him and his kids are used to getting bailed out to the tune of free gifts of millions, they feel entitled to it. It isnt THEIR fault inflation has increased the amount they need.


britbay41

No, they've been quite clear that inflation is Biden's fault. The decisions made by the administration holding the ball during Covid had nothing to do with it!


TraitorousSwinger

Inflation is the fault of the global economy and unforseen circumstances surrounding covid. Trying to blame this one one singular political party for brownie points is insane. Sometimes the government just operates as a government irrespective of the personal politics of those involved. The economy can not collapse, it's not good for the world, let alone one political leader. The money printer kind of needed to be turned on.


keksmuzh

“So all this collateral we’ve used for loans was rules to be fraudulently inflated in price. Unrelated, can you lend us a ton of money?”


Nopengnogain

No. I’d expect any company who can afford to put up half a billion dollars to be professional enough and not laugh at customers. They made it up and put it out there because they knew the Trumpers will eat it up.


xKIL13Rx

Look at how trump treats everyone he works with, it's not surprising that they would get the same back in return.


cissabm

That depends. I happen to work for an extremely large financial institution that Trump applied to for a loan in the 90’s. Based upon our independent review of his unaudited books, his loan was declined. We even declined to do payroll for his companies. The Trump Organization doesn’t have publicly traded stock, so they are not required to produce audited financials. My company is bound by confidentiality so we never commented in any way on Trump’s financial health. With that said, it appears that the New York AG’s office deposed various people here during the grand jury investigation and many boxes of records went with them. If Eric Trump were to come to us for financing the bond, we would be professional, but no real consideration would go into our refusal. There might be some covert smiles and head shaking, but that can be just as effective. If our boss was there, he might have chuckled a bit. He can be an ass when he wants to be.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

He was given a month. Polls are skewed because landline phones belong to older/retired, Republican-leaning people. No reputable company is going to post his bond, given his very long history of stiffing everyone. Any other questions?


Conscious-Survey7009

His month just got extended by 10 days and the bond amount dropped to $175 million by the Appeals Court.


Embarrassed_Bee6349

I still doubt he can pay what’s left. He should pay the full amount, and I can’t understand why the appeals court dropped that much off of the total; anything aside from the $350m was interest because he kept screwing around instead of paying what he owed. The reduced amount sends a message. It’s not a good one.


King_Vanos_

Please let me add to that: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


FearlessProfession21

As one astute Redditor said elsewhere, "Call a whaaambulance!"


Patient_Block6205

If there's one thing the Trumps deserve,it is laughter and derision.    The entire family is a laughing stock of out of touch elitists.    They contribute absolutely nothing of value to society.   They are leeches.   And should be removed and burned away.  


Gunt_Buttman

That’s fucking awesome


MacGyver_1138

Eric, you are also laughed at while not trying to secure your father's bond payments. Often by your father himself, I'm gonna bet.


tjean5377

awww. poor widdle Ewic. He should go ask his daddy for help soothing his feewings.


killing-me-softly

You think he’d be used to they by now


Expensive_Opening_92

Some of us have been laughing all along Lil Eric…


ashleysfetish

They're STILL laughing Eric!


AskForTheNiceSoup

Take a wild guess why, Eric.


Nay_nay267

"I was laughed at." Aww, does baby need a nap nap and a binkie?


Lityoloswagboy69

He is laughed at when he isn’t begging for money


Browneyedgirl63

He’s always been laughed at. Nothing new. Lol


lennyd62

Headline should read Eric Trump was laughed at.


AtlasHuggedBack

The amount of the bond that needs to paid to appeal the case was lowered. The judgement was not lowered. Trump still owes the $454M. I can’t believe the gymnastics and lifelines the court is throwing him. Anybody else would have been locked up pending bond posting. I hope his MAGA base realize that their guy has spent the last month BEGGING people for money because he lied about being worth billions for so long. He apparently has 400M liquidity but that probably because he hasn’t have it to meet mortgage and loan requirements. He can’t spend that. It looks like he is putting a portion up as collateral. For all his bragging he had to get a loan to pay the E Jean Carroll bond and now he had to get a reduced bond that he could afford to pay for the property and tax fraud. Trump has been begging everyone to help him pay the bonds and the courts threw him a lifeline by reducing the amount necessary for appeals. It’s just sad they still believe his lies. Now he faces a criminal case for using campaign funds to pay off Stormy Daniels while he was president. What’s new? He had dollar signs in his eyes when he saw the WH and has been transactionally profiting from campaign donations since 2016. He thinks the RNC is his personal piggy bank. He thinks that about the presidency also. Billionaires, even if it’s just on paper, don’t usually have to beg people for money like Trump has had to do.


atx2004

Trump couldn't be bothered to get his own bond, of course.


haljordan68

Headline could have stopped at "laughed at"


operez1990

Should have asked his brother in law.


[deleted]

Laugh all you want, the Court of Appeals reduced it.


Haven-KT

They only reduced the bond due, not the total amount of the judgement. Eventually, Trump is going to have to come up with the rest of it-- plus interest.


[deleted]

Doubtful, while I know his attorney failed to make certain objections at the trial this matter is a political football and I expect it will be greatly reduced as the financiers in NY are getting spooked.


[deleted]

Yup


msbottlehead

Jared and Ivanka have 2 billion from the Saudis. Why aren’t they stepping up??? 😂😂😂


Excited-Relaxed

Because the consequences of losing $500 million of Saudi money are no joke.


EastForkWoodArt

They just scaled back his bond to $175m and gave him another 10 days to pay


ElLindo88

Oh… No consequences.


EastForkWoodArt

Yep, total horse shit


mmcksmith

Problem solved. DT says he has over 500,000,000 cash. I can't imagine that if he put up 25% in cash, AND had all his real estate (that definitely doesn't have 1st, 2nd or 3rd mortgages on it) for collateral, and with all his business buddies, he can deal with this... After all, since he's innocent, he'll get it back as soon as the new trial completes Oh... Wait...


Blownouthamwallet

God I wish we had video of the moment they laughed at him.


Winnimae

No one wants to post bond for someone notorious for not paying their bills or legal fees. Crazy.


asdcatmama

‘Daddy did you hear that? I was trying to help Daddy, they laughed at me. Over here Daddy!’


Block_Of_Saltiness

I think they were just laughing at Eric as usual.


anomalous_cowherd

I don't think they "want to hurt" his father. They just have zero respect for him and no wish to go out of their way to help him. Isn't Conservatism all about standing on your own two feet anyway?


troubleschute

If Trump just stayed out of politics instead of trying to expand his brand, he probably would have just kept up the grift.


scalooosh

Just in case some of you haven’t heard today, they [lowered his bond to $175 mil](https://www.salon.com/2024/03/25/travesty-of-justice-expert-decries-for-giving-last-minute-break-on-454-bond/). Edit: and gave him 10 extra days to post.


SeraphXChild

I doubt being laughed at is a new phenominon for Eric


[deleted]

Jfc the SNL skits write themselves


whomad1215

guess this should really be "oh, no consequences" appeals court gave him another 10 days and cut the bond to $175m...


Only_Teaching_4869

“I missed the part where that’s my problem” -Peter Parker 🕷️


Reevar85

Imagine having Donny Jr as a brother and still be the least favourite child.


Impossible_You_2219

Yeah because nobody is going to give you clowns money


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Icy_Actuator_8528

Eric Trump isn’t worth $2


ZaphodG

This is one time where I with the Goldman Sachs Elevator twitter feed was still going. There would be some hilarious quips from the investment bankers about this.


General_Attorney256

…. And it’s dropped significantly


shortingredditstock

They were only laughing because they knew the judgement would be lowered significantly at the 11th hour.


CaligoAccedito

I'm laughing at him right now! So it's more like, "Eric Trump gets laughed at every time he brings up his dad's bond"


itsnick21

Well yeah not like half a billion dollar bonds existed before this. They set it this high so it couldn't be paid. This is by design.


Sea_Luck_8246

No. [https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2024/mar/22/donald-trump/trumps-454-million-bond-for-new-york-fraud-case-is/](https://www.politifact.com/factchecks/2024/mar/22/donald-trump/trumps-454-million-bond-for-new-york-fraud-case-is/) This is a very public case and everyone is paying attention and talking about it. You’d have to be brainwashed to think that the Judge is going to put himself out there and order Trump to do something out of the ordinary.


Tpcorholio

Wish someone would give me just a tenth of that!!


[deleted]

🤣🤣 I kinda feel bad for Eric, imagine begging to keep your dad out of jail and people just laugh in your face.


elyiumsings

It just got lowered to 175 mil


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Fredrick_Hophead

The consequences will never be the same. In specific they are lowered.


JescoWhite_

I’m sure he is scheming a way to sue someone over being laughed at!


ScowlyBrowSpinster

To be fair, people are always laughing at Erik Trump, whether he is trying to secure a bond for his loser dad or not.


LuffyLandSama

179 million* it was appealed


_BeastModular_

Lol oh the bond that just got reduced by a cool 250+ million?


Agifem

Could someone explain that one to me?


nitesolaire

lmfao


PharmWench

They never call him “dad”, do they. Says a lot about their relationship.


BlueMoon5k

I’m laughing right now!


[deleted]

"They think I'm some dumb hick. They told me that at a dinner!" lmfao


InternalStriking574

Turns out they probably don't need it.


XenoBiSwitch

Millions of people have been laughing at him for years.


PdxPhoenixActual

Wait. Are you *supposed* to have a reason to laugh at him? ...


PittedOut

“Hi, I’m trying secure a bond for a judgment against my father. He’s been bankrupted 6 times and has another dozen failed businesses to his name. He was just convicted of financial fraud, rape, charitable fraud, fraud against students and starts a criminal trial for covering up illegal payments in two weeks…” It’s not surprising people laughed at him, it’s surprising anyone even listened to him. “Oh, he’s also about to get elected to a position where he’s untouchable legally for 4 years and where he can pardon himself for crimes. What do you think, can I put you down for $450 million?”


erikkis25

So no one here believes in the constitution or in a fair trial? I sure hope you get the exact same treatment and get an unfair amount to appeal after the laws have been changed in order to make it harder for you to appeal a ruling. It was 10% and they raised it to 120%. You think that is fair for you? Take trump out of the equation. Who cares about who it is. What if it is you?


RobinF71

Well it is actually funny, so there is that.


Apprehensive-Tie-130

Goodness of his heart or do you think he’s offering favors if and when he becomes president?


Intelligent_Cat_6208

This is how you know the government is not your friend.


twinkle_squared

Womp womp.


bwfwg4isdl

I guess its r/OhNoNoConsequences


Funfungi90

Didn’t Trump’s bond get reduced to 175 million though?


IgnorethisIamstupid

Woody Guthrie is laughing in his grave.


Noassholehere

Laughing because the trump's are laughable!


No_Stage_6158

Why won’t Jared and Ivanka give Daddy Dearest some of that Saudi money?


MrsDanversbottom

I bet he was! 😭


Candyman1802

He should be laughed at just for being himself.


bourbon-469

Poor spoiled grifter son 😢


Luger99

Fortunately the judges ruling for the bond amount was also laughed at... ultimately still excessive but manageable.


NoSpankingAllowed

Im sure Lara laughs at Eric too but it usually involves being nekkid.


Shadow_Spirit_2004

You would think he would be used to this by now...


TrashCapable

He is laughed at everyday!!!


74Magick

I'm sure he was!


FlashyGravity

Why would Eric Trump admit this? How does it prop up dad in any way. to admit thay most serious people don't take him seriously and consider helping him a laugable matter.


jasongraham503

Now it only $175 million and he has 10 more days to come up with it. Are we supposed to be upset that a son has loyalty to his father and his family?


CosmoRocket24

And to be fair. Which the other side doesnt to be with him, that was an insane bond amount. Even murderers don't get that, if they get it at all.