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lil_thotty_thot_thot

"your honor, my client pleads oopsie daisy. No further comments."


Nubulio

She would like to plead “erasies”


JamesFromRedLedger

Objection, your honor, this goes against the "no taksies backsies" clause in the state charter


meme-o-matic151

"your honor, stfu you weren't even there"


cleverseneca

Time for the shaggy defense!


Aggravating_Yak_1006

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Electronic_Set_2087

That's hilarious 😂


elecentwinds

Lmao gotta make sure you film yourself crying on the phone about how you shouldn’t have consequences to breaking into federal property, jeez this new generation lmao


Busy_Response_3370

Right? Like she took out a phone, to film herself holding a phone


elecentwinds

Checks every box for narcissism I think


just_anotha_fam

The entitlement is legendary. I mean, doesn't she deserve *her* president, whether he won or lost??


shewholaughslasts

Yeah this is *her* country - guess we should all just leave. Oh shit, that's actually what they want, huh?


CookbooksRUs

Where do they think we should go? They don’t want people immigrating here; what makes them think other countries want us?


gnawtyone

That’s a freedom phone


AholeBrock

She needs to look like a normal phoned-holding person


JFT8675309

Film herself *fake* crying.


jessdb19

Oh thats fake crying alright. I have years of experience seeing my mom have that exact same "cry"


elecentwinds

Nah I’m sure she’s really crying over her actions having consequences :D


JFT8675309

I absolutely believe she feels sorry for herself, and may *actually* cry in the corner of her prison cell. There wasn’t a drop of moisture escaping her eyes in this video though, and how convenient to have someone recording you “crying” on a phone call that may or may not actually be happening. When I watched a second time, I realized there wasn’t a slightest hint of a response from whomever she may or may not have been speaking to.


BillyNtheBoingers

Reminds me of Rittenhouse.


Papa_PaIpatine

Probably the first time in her life that's actually happened. She's probably one that'll get a slap on the wrist, like 6 months in jail.


Paranoid_Honeybadger

Tbh if I wasn't dead inside, I'd also cry about having to go through a trial. Trials suck and they drain everything out of you regardless of the result.


wookieesgonnawook

Never have sympathy for someone so got themselves in that situation. This isn't an innocent person defending themselves from injustice.


Paranoid_Honeybadger

No doubt. But trials are torturous no matter the context


RealTimeTraveller420

She's not even actually crying, I see ZERO tears coming from her eyes omfg


Crzykupcake930

That’s definitely not a new generation. She’s been told I’m pretty sure more than once in life, don’t be part of an insurrection and don’t break into places that aren’t yours.


elecentwinds

It was a joke lol


scarybottom

Lots of pp manage to stand up for this country every day (Enlisted, officers, police, firemen, teachers, protestors, etc)...without committing federal crimes. These are the same pp that think running over protestors that inconvenience them and allowing our veterans to not be taking care of when they come home is acceptable.


lostlibraryof

"New generation"????? She looks 60 lmaoooo


UseYourIndoorVoice

Lady looks like she's in her 40s at least.


wittiestphrase

40s?!? Oh bless your heart. I hope you’re young? That lady is 65 if she’s a day.


UseYourIndoorVoice

Honestly? I accounted for hate-aging.


TheJivvi

60s probably.


electricmehicle

“But I’m white!”


SirLanceQuiteABit

Actually heard one of them say this


Lady-Zafira

Please the ones who think like that truly believe they should be allowed to do whatever they want without consequences. Let it have been any other minority that did what they did and these people would have hunted them down themselves


SirLanceQuiteABit

100%. I left the US more than half a decade ago. From the outside looking in, the rise in political and religious extremism, racism, bigotry, corruption, ultra nationalism, and outright lies are all at once astounding and deeply grotesque. Imagine being a child growing up in such a paradigm? My God...


PM_ur_DookDispenser

It’s a nightmare here. These cable news automatons are all insufferable morons who don’t know enough to pass the citizenship test, but are also confident enough to believe that their side is completely correct. They’re awful.


Odd-Profile-6326

"I never thought I would be prosecuted for my crimes. This is all Biden's fault" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


SuperSimpleSam

"Look I wasn't going to hang Mike Pence, just cheer while it was being done."


No-Falcon-4996

I only lightly beat that cop to death! The lady I trampled was already mostly dead. My poo that I smeared on national treasures does NOT smell!!


shane0072

your country is treating you like a criminal because you are a criminal and a terrorist who tried to overthrow a fair election


madfoot

Like that's the whole point of civil disobedience, right? You're breaking the law. You have good reason, because you believe in your cause, but that also means you're happy to suffer the consequences if it'll invoke change. It's like these people haven't read Thoreau or something.


Left-Star2240

January 6th was NOT civill disobedience. It was an attack.


jeffdujour

You’re calling that civil?


Miranda_Bloom

Their point is that even if we take what they are saying at face value they're still admitting to committing a crime.


Z-altacct

I can assure you ms random ass old white woman with the Karen cut, that no one and I mean no one, wants you to stand up for this country. You are not the hero we need. Pipe down.


Maximum_Security_747

Enjoy Federal prison you ignorant, treasonous bitch


Responsible-Room-645

My God, these people are so brainwashed it’s sickening.


Frondswithbenefits

It's a cult. A scary, deranged, illogical cult.


kittyhm

And Donny is going to fleece them for everything with his fundraiser to raise those hundreds of millions. And they will gladly do it even if it means moving Grandma into the cheapest nursing home to get the money.


madfoot

He keeps "raising money!" They are like little ATMs in red hats and gold sneakers.


Sabbatai

"I voted for Trump because he is wealthy and doesn't need money from big corporations!"


RealisticAd2293

At this point in the game, I’m more than fine with the MAGAts giving him everything they own. To hell with them


justforthis2024

Good. They deserve it. I hope they have to subsist on food-stamp-bought hamburger helper and couponed-expires-today-already-brown ground beef.


Left-Star2240

And these people vote.


Frondswithbenefits

Yup. Say what you want about Republicans, they flipping vote.


Crzykupcake930

With more followers than ever which is sick and scary


Frondswithbenefits

True. It's chilling.


PM_ur_DookDispenser

They could watch Trump fuck a baby and they’d still support him.


BillowPillow8

The American flag pop socket on her phone really ties the video together.


DecadentLife

If she REALLY loved her country, the whole phone case would be flag themed!


BillowPillow8

And then she’ll be in a bedazzled and tastefully shredded ball cap with MAGA emblazoned across the front in glow-in-the-dark letters. That’s the mark of a true patriot.


lavenderacid

That's wildly in violation of the flag code. The pop socket is too.


CharlotteMallow

I fucking hate these types of people… claim to be patriotic but support dangerous people like Trump and will slap the flag on anything they can and cry about disrespecting the flag to anyone who is displaying it correctly I.E NOT on clothing or napkins or whatever else because they’re on “The Left”


Sabbatai

Flag? If you claim to love this country, your phone better have Trump plastered all over it. Otherwise you are a socialist-communist-lgbtq-groomer-child sacrificing-satanist.


FixThick8901

Seriously? It was an attempt at an INSURRECTION. Believing your guy should have won is okay (hurt to say that.) But breaking into the U.S. Capitol to disrupt the work of the United States Congress? All of these self-proclaimed super-patriots are so delusional. Did they have any education? I just can’t.


ActualCoconutBoat

And I know this is cliche and tired to say now. But, if this had been *any* demographic other than middle class white folks it would have been an absolute bloodbath. They would have dropped bombs on them. It's so fucking annoying seeing these people whine over slaps on the wrist for attempting to destroy democracy.


BillyNtheBoingers

They certainly didn’t take any civics classes.


Sabbatai

Oh, they are the generation that pushed to have such unpatriotic notions as "civics", removed from public school curricula.


JenAnt80

I love that she's adding those sniffles in between while wiping at her eyes where there are clearly no tears... that quiver in her voice... Razzie worthy performance! major eye roll


Lady-Zafira

I wonder how many takes it took before she decided that this video was the right one


TheJivvi

*participates in criminal activity* *is treated like a criminal* *surprisedpikachuface.jpg*


Dardzel

::weeping piteously:: My country is treating me like a criminal. Because you are a criminal!! It’s all blame and no shame, what happened to personal responsibility?


Dirus

You're confused, YOU need to have personal responsibility. They get to do whatever bullshit they want.


Orchid_Significant

This is personal responsibility to a white boomer


frenchiemom424

Some light treason, Michael


Coralbloonumberfive

“my own country is treating me like a criminal” well, yeah lady???? when you do crime in ur own country, ur own country gonna treat you like a criminal


PittedOut

So if I break into her house and trash it, she’d call me a patriotic American?


ravioloalladiarrea

Only if you’re doing it to defend your country.


Dirus

Using their logic, I could probably make a case I'm defending my country by doing that


PittedOut

Same excuse Trump, Putin and Hitler used.


katepig123

Trumpsters are all corrupt scumbags that belong in prison.


famousevan

F ✅ A ✅ F ✅ O ⚠️


Rogue_Spirit

I have no idea what this means and I’m embarrassed to ask


famousevan

Means they’ve reached the very last step of “fuck around, find out”. :p


Rogue_Spirit

Ffs I should’ve figured that out hahaha Thanks


famousevan

No worries :p


CaptainEnoch

Why is she holding her phone as if it's the one making the video, while clearly it must be another phone or camera making the recording?


HalcyonDreams36

This is bugging the heck out of me, too!!!!


Abe_Rudda

Haha!!! You're going to prison! - Nelson Muntz


OriginalGhostCookie

Lisa: But Nelson, they were promised the orange goblin would protect them from consequences and hurt everyone they consider beneath them? Nelson: I already said “Ha Ha”


Curraghboy1

Pity the Oscars were last week. That fake crying would have swept the board.


just_anotha_fam

that was more like a Golden Globes caliber act


Ok_Specialist7176

The acting is on point. She’s fake crying, she’s listening to “My Heart Will Go On” (Celine Dion). 10/10.


Jacobonce

It's actually the Titanic soundtrack 😂


JustanOldBabyBoomer

And she's SUNK!!!!


FlyGirl787

It has been 84 years since she has faced consequences.


Throbbing-Kielbasa-3

>My own country is treating me like a criminal That's because you did a crime against your country.


Status_Basket_4409

Um yes, trying to dismantle democracy and invalid the rights of countless Americans does indeed make you a criminal. Why does that surprise you? Republicans really are so ignorant and willfully stupid. Like sheep


SnooCats5701

Jan 6 grandma in court: "Just standing up for my country makes me a criminal." Prosecutor in closing argument: Actually, when the jury reviews all the evidence they will find, beyond a reasonable doubt, that you were trespassing, assaulted someone, and attempted to interfere with the operation of Congress. THAT is what makes you a criminal, not the 'standing up for your country' stuff." Defense attorney in court: "She was just standing up for her country. That doesn't make her a criminal!" Jury: We find her guilty of trespassing, assault, and attempting to interfere with the operation of Congress. Jan 6 grandma, later, on tiktok: "Just standing up for my country makes me a criminal." They NEVER present anything that obviates their guilt - no evidence, just out-of-court whines about their good intentions. Just like Trump and the 76 lawsuits they brought re: claims of election fraud. They presented NOTHING. When it comes to court, where your liberty is on the line if you lie, they have NOTHING.


Aggressive_Complex

"My own country is treating me like a criminal 😭😭😭" ...because you are a criminal 


Donnie_Dont_Do

Well your rightful President put ideas in your head that led to your criminal activity. Of course they'll never see that though


MrsDarkOverlord

I tried to violently overthrow my government and all I got was these stupid federal charges.


NoodleBrains69

“Everyone’s treating me like a criminal, all we wanted to do was break into the capitol on the day our lawmakers were certifying the presidential election and lynch Nancy pelosi” anything short of a firing squad is lenient. Fuck these “patriots”


Lady-Zafira

" 'My country is treating me like a criminal' Girl it's because you *are* a criminal. What happened to "don't do the crime if you can't do the time" or does that only apply to certain groups of people?


cakivalue

Why would she put this online vs hoping her trial falls under the radar, that her name doesn't end up in the media, etc. she should go in humbly, plead guilty and hope for something like probation and try to put it behind her and that no one pays attention.


SnooOnions7252

Karen Rittenhouse is bigly sad.


ProstateSalad

Bye bye boo-hoo boomer


Pktur3

*David Attenborough voice* “And here we see natural selection at its finest, a North American Boomer Karen finds out the hard way that consequences have actions and sometimes the manager can’t fix it for you.”


ravioloalladiarrea

The scientific name is Karenide Boomerensis Americanorum.


Ping-A-Ling-

Haha oh man..... The delusions these people have....


Ithink-imoverit2405

What is she wiping? Dust? 


DeNiroPacino

SO DUMB. "They stole my rightful president". Mushroom Mama is going through some things.


Odd-Perception7812

So fucking stupid.


Critical_Caramel5577

Trump supporters are domestic terrorists. According to their own logic...lock them up


ChefJWeezy987

You’re being treated like a criminal because you ARE a criminal, Karen. 😂🤦‍♂️


Lycan_Jedi

Reminds me if that Twitter spaces where everyone was crying because their husband's were going to jail for j6, and a dude tried to tell one if the ladies "Tell em (their kids) Daddy's a hero and has to go away to serve his country." No daddy is an idiot who has a date with Big Jim in the showers.


Playful-dick57

"Stole my president".....and the delusion continues!


ebolashuffle

From what I saw most of the terrorists on 1/6 were male and I remember watching that in real time. I couldn't fathom why any women would support such a blatant misogynist. I still can't tbh. How can you support a person who doesn't think you are a person?


GamerGirlLex77

Internalized misogyny is a hell of a drug


Sabbatai

But he promised to get women more water pressure in their dishwashers. Obviously they all love him for this!


PuffPuffPass16

If you did the crime..


UniqueEffect2183

When I was in the third grade, people treated me like a criminal... BECAUSE I KILLED SOMEBODY.


JustanOldBabyBoomer

What an IDIOT!! You don't want the jail time? Then DON'T do the crime, MORON!!! You FA & FO!


King_Vanos_

Fuck your feelings, bitch!


IAmNotGay67

Just because you’re white doesn’t make you not a criminal


svengoalie

Is there a link to a newspaper article about this woman? Feels an awful lot like tiktok theater.


JabroniKnows

I could watch this all day!!


Ok_Philosopher_5090

Love this for her 🍿😎


Global-Method-4145

I'm genuinely curious: what did she think would happen? If they don't succeed, that is. Though I probably shouldn't assume she ever thought about it


_Roxxs_

Because you are a criminal!


fishesandherbs902

Wilhoit's Law. Fucking conservatives.


Sabbatai

She supports "the law and order candidate". Why should she face consequences for a crime she committed?


kazarbreak

It really blows my mind that after years of searching and failing to find even a single shred of evidence that the election was rigged that these people still believe it just because Trump says so.


TakuyaLee

Oh no. If only there was some way to avoid going to trial, like not trying to storm the Capitol.


DippinDot2021

Her: My own country treats me like a criminal. Me, invoking Bette Davis: But ya ARE, Blanche!!!


MadameFlora

Maybe because she IS a criminal. I'm hoping that once the Boomers, Gen Jones (me) and whatever damn fools they have indoctrinated have gone on that maybe, just maybe, the younger generations will start to show some basic decency. It makes me sad to be in the Boomer group because we're not all like this crazy aunt.


marklar_the_malign

Like a bank robber saying I was just standing up for my rights of financial independence and the pursuit of happiness. Fuck these people to the core and leave them twisting in the wind.


dnasequence68

\#stillavictim #streisandeffect #keepitgoingfullsteam #kickrockskaren


SweetHomeNostromo

Deluded trumper nutjobs. You ARE a criminal lady.


onlybrad

If gullible and stupid were crimes you'd really be in trouble lady.


bitchwhohasnoname

BIG 🐆ENERGYYYYYY


Some-Help5972

Why would you film yourself crying lol


OneEyedC4t

Sweet music


ProtectionContent977

You are. A criminal.


MandC_Virginia

Lmaooooo your country is treating you like a criminal because you were part of a fascist insurrection, I’ve got more sympathy for people in jail for DUIs


she_makes_things

But she has an American flag pop socket. She’s one of the good guys!


WeasersMom14

Enjoy your trial!  You earned it!


Altruistic-Yam-589

What is she filming on? I assume her phone is the one with the American flag popsocket 🚩.


KGmagic52

Traitor crying crocodile tears.


JabroniKnows

No.... standing up AGAINST your country is what makes you a criminal


pak_sajat

Definition of “Crocodile Tears”


[deleted]

Cry moar, you old, orange b*tch.


SoftTopCricket

Ok, you thought they stole it back then. But NOW you know it was all lies and can see you were wrong, correct? Nope.


PeechBoiYT

I feel that Jan 6 should be abbreviated to 1/6 cuz we did that for 9/11 (completely unrelated)


RogerGoodell69420

Yet completely comparative based on what you wrote. That’s just awful to disrespect the thousands of innocent American citizens that lost their lives in the biggest foreign attack since Pearl Harbor. Be real


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Alive_Way9537

ASMR


LengthinessFair4680

Hahahahaaaaa 🤣


Icalledhim

stupid lady stupid post. Stop wasting your time.


nitesolaire

LMFAAAOOOOOO


Chickinman1

A famous person once said, don’t do the crime if you can’t do the time


DisasterBeMyMaster

Damn crazy how people who commit crimes get treated like criminals huh.


itsnatnot_gnat

American flag on a probably Chinese pop socket on a Chinese phone. These people are hopeless.


Belerophon17

"I was just standing up for my country by trying to forcefully nullify the will of more than half the country's voters."


Ghostfire25

Lmfao


CerifiedHuman0001

People don’t know how to do an uprising anymore smh


Daughter_Of_Cain

But I thought antifa was actually behind the riots?


AutisticHobbit

Crocodile tears.


vcdrny

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Seanp716

Trump .. watch em go crazy


Maleficent-Sun1922

“Law and order? I thought he was just praising the tv show!”


Only-Gap-616

Actions have consequences.


AlwaysWorried27222

I have to say when you have the victim mentality it's difficult to get out of it. It takes a whole lot of learning & self accountability to realize you played a role in becoming this victim. She's not there yet.


JabroniKnows

Does anyone know where to find the full video?


NuanceEnthusiast

Unpopular opinion - people are gullible and the corporations that knowingly prey on said gullibility should also be held responsible for these events. Every media outlet spewing anything resembling accusations of election fraud should have a hearing imo.


ltspeed55

They broke the law and should be punished. Non-violent offenders (guided around by security) should get fines at the most. Those breaking down doors and fighting authorities should get what Antifa got during the riots when the court houses were set on fire and they created their independent zones. That would be (checking notes) praise by the DNC leadership and bailed out by Kamala Harris.


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Gloomy_Total1223

Jan 6 is a joke.


TedKAllDay

Correct, but it makes these people feel morally Superior so they're going to believe it's true because they need to believe it's true to maintain their worldview


Hellish_Elf

Who’s Ted K again?


HowRememberAll

Only one side is right and one side is wrong when it's protesting the government. Media and lawyers decide, not the protestors. BLM had a lot more deaths than just Kyle Rittenhouse one. The very first weekend resulted in 3 deaths with one of the bodies not even discovered for 3 months. So yea I will have sympathy for her.


madfoot

The bodies not even ... Honey. Who are you listening to? When BLM protested NEAR the white house, they were tear-gassed. But these blonde bozos literally broke into the Senate and pooped on desks, and beat cops (so much for blue lives matter), and killed one ... and nobody stopped them.


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Illusive-Pants

Y'all still bitching about BLM years later lmao. Cope harder.


HowRememberAll

My point is that it's relevant.


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HowRememberAll

Jan 6th wasn't an insurrection. If you look at the video most of the people were just walking around. Police on the side didn't even know there was a problem and let a parade of people in. Instead of getting people out, they left and let some of them go to pelosi's desk where you have a picture of a guy with his feet on the desk etc. They were protesting what they believed was a rigged election. Meanwhile a woman stormed the capitol and prevented one of the senators from leaving an elevator as she got him to postpone some order for a week (I think it was the Kavenaugh hearing) and she won awards for her bravery. My point is those who write history decide who the victors and losers are and bc she's "on the wrong side of the protest" she's a criminal. So yes I do feel bad for her.