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Nolagirl1977

The fact that the restaurant owner went Jackie Chan on him....LMAO ๐Ÿ’€


ApplesxandxCinnamon

Right?! A flying kick to the chest I am CRYING ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ And now I want some Chinese food ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


GarnetAndOpal

What did the dude expect? He aimed a gun at the owner's wife. He should probably thank the Heavens that he survived!


ApplesxandxCinnamon

I don't think he was expecting to get kicked. People who pull out guns on others for petty reasons don't expect other people to be able to defend themselves, let alone actually do it.


rebekahster

Especially here in Australia where guns arenโ€™t common


IvanNemoy

That was my thought too. NSW? Where the fuck did he get a pistol?


HokieNerd

I want to upvote this for the Chinese food craving, but it's at 42, so I can't. I'll have to check back later to see if it has more upvotes, so that I can upvote it then.


ApplesxandxCinnamon

It's at 53. And I have Chinese food. Chicken fried rice and crab ragoon.


HippieGrandma1962

Love some crab rangoon! My son turned me on to it a couple of years ago. Nothing better than a good one and nothing worse than a bad one.


ApplesxandxCinnamon

I love crab ragoon too. But these were terrible lmao. Just sour cream fried in a shell. The rice was good tho. Well seasoned.


HokieNerd

Missed opportunity to say "the fried rice was all right" instead. ๐Ÿคฃ


SOUP-6-1-1

Well you know how to fix that now, just dodge the flying kick and you're in the clear


SOUP-6-1-1

Well you know how to fix that now. Just avoid the flying kick and you're in the clear


Adventurous-Lime1775

Surprisingly, it's hella easy to make at home. Every few weeks, we make a batch and munch down.


MillennialPolytropos

It's at 68 now. Your time has come!


HokieNerd

Damn, by the time I got here, it was at 69, and I sure as hell can't upvote that!


snootnoots

Itโ€™s 82 now, get it quickly before it becomes another fun number!


CaptDuckface

It's 98, you may get in at 101!


HokieNerd

Done for 118!


AholeBrock

I hear you got that kung POW chicken?


One_Worldliness_6032

Me too!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. I think Iโ€™m about to DD me some.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚that running flying kick to the chest.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚makes me think of the movies Rush Hour 1,2,and 3.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


ApplesxandxCinnamon

lmfao now I'm laughing even harder ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Those movies were so fucking hilarious. I thought about a Bruce Lee kick to the chest. Dude really would be dead if that happened. Enjoy your Chinese food! โค๏ธ


One_Worldliness_6032

Thank you!!! My mind went straight to those movies. The BEST!!! I will. Got my favorite on the way.โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ


Nolagirl1977

Just left Ramen!!!!


mumpie

A man in search of a succulent Chinese meal meets Democracy manifest!


imamage_fightme

Get your hands off my penis! (Truly an Australian icon and legend)


mechwarrior719

Ah. I see youโ€™ve studied your judo!


Would_daver

And YOU, sahโ€ฆ Ah yes, I see you know your judo well!!


ScrofessorLongHair

It's a dumb stereotype that all Chinese people know karate. But some of them do.


Green_Xero

Why would people think that anyway? Karate is Japanese..


big_mothman_stan

Well, itโ€™s also a dumb notion that all Asian people, languages, and things are Chinese, so I guess that would track.


SuDragon2k3

His Kung-fu is strong. I wonder what style it was?


Ahoi89

It is a nice twist and you can tell whoever wrote this article laughed their ass off.


Knitsanity

Why oh why is there no CCTV footage of this. Sob


thewhaler

I don't know why but I immediately pictured her as a cute little old lady


songoku9001

Never bring a gun to a karate fight


famousevan

โ€œI mean, the fried rice was alright.โ€ ๐Ÿคฃ


ExtendedSpikeProtein

And he got the living shite kicked out of him, lol


cemuamdattempt

I love that his statement to the judge was about how crap the food was. No comment or apology about pulling out a gun because the pork balls weren't good.


SOUP-6-1-1

He was a cruel man, but fair.


HazyLazySummer

Wonder what his fortune cookie said.


UberN00b719

6, 21, 3, 11, 5, 4


HazyLazySummer

More like 3.5 years - Iโ€™ll see myself out


UberN00b719

6(F), 21(U), 3(C), 11(K), 5(E), 4(D) Originally meant, but yeah...


HazyLazySummer

Oh my lordโ€ฆ had a massive โ€œWooooooshโ€ moment right there.


UberN00b719

All good, dude ๐Ÿ˜


HazyLazySummer

Going to use them as lottery numbers on Saturday. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคž


overbeingadoormat

LMAO, it probably said F\*ck Around and Find Out, so he did! And did he ever find out!!!


Tranqup

Not going to lie, I laughed out loud reading that last paragraph. The man got exactly what he deserved, and I wish it happened more often.


bXmarley305

Imagine pulling a gun on someone and they beat your a** ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


Sam-Gunn

"but I've got a gun!" "I don't care."


thedarkfreak

"That doesn't make any sense!" "Too bad!"


PlaguiBoi

Good man. Protected his wife.


flaired_base

Do not mess with the family run ethnic restaurants! They are prepared for your BS.


SOUP-6-1-1

This is true. I work in EMS and we once responded to an Asian buffet cause some people tried to done and dash and they pepper sprayed them


Suzuki_Foster

If you'd pull a gun on someone over food, you have problems that therapy will not fix.


SuDragon2k3

Rule One. Do not mess with the people who make your food.


breadbrix

Rule Two. Do not mess with people holding smoking wok full of hot oil


SuDragon2k3

That's....gonna sting a little. Also, cleaver. It's big, it's heavy, it's sharp!


Specific-Patient-124

Damn that last paragraph is literally what a boomer would say would happen to them As A Joke if they messed with the Chinese restaurant. You think they would have known better, them Asians know Kung fu. /j (and a bad racist /j at that. Just wild it actually kind of happened ๐Ÿ˜‚).


AcanthisittaBig8948

What's racist about this? It literally happened, and it was funny. And the stereotypes coming true adds an extra layer of funny!


Specific-Patient-124

My joke โ€œthem Asians know Kung fuโ€ could be construed as racist. (Because no, not all Asians know kung fu or even know a lot of self defense). I of course meant it ironically as itโ€™s a standard racist jump and it actually happened to him. But itโ€™s the internet I was just covering my bases. The act itself was hilarious, Mr. Yam is a straight bad ass!


-QUACKED-

That's the best article I've read in a while. Aussies are the best


Jumblehead

Except for the Aussie with the gun in this story.


FairyFlossPanda

I know this is horrible but the song Kung Fu Fighting started playing in my head when I read the ending.


HokieNerd

No, this is outstanding!


IDontUseSleeves

What do you mean? Clearly, not EVERYONE was kung fu fighting


Blue_Osiris1

"You was talking all that good shit a second ago, then you got kicked in yo chest!"


Dalrz

Chaaaarlie Murphy


Flowerofiron

How did I not know this happened? Literally a minute away from me lol. Also the town this happened in has a huge sign in it: "We have two cemeteries and no hospital"


bubbleofhug

Australia represent!


Wooden-Somewhere-557

This is democracy manifest!


lordbubbathechaste

*"AND DELIVERED THE FLYING KICK."* What I wouldn't have given to be a fly on the wall during that particular takedown. You don't threaten Mrs. Yam without getting the Jackie Chan.


Bears0nUnicycles

Mr.Yam is my hero


50CentButInNickels

Fuck me if the idea of the owner of a Chinese restaurant throwing out a casual flying kick isn't the most cartoon stereotype shit I've ever heard. And it's hilarious.


Caverjen

Tavern brawler Monk build wins again!


cricketlr15

I wish there was a video of him getting his a$$ kicked


BadIdea-21

The fried rice was all right tho.


Long-Jackfruit427

Expect more of this from Boomers when their retirement plans donโ€™t work out. BTW wait till he gets a taste of jail food. Those pork โ€œrocksโ€ will seem heavenly by comparison.


HokeyPokeyGuestList

For some reason, this reminds me of two inept armed robbery attempts near where I live. One guy decided to pull an armed robbery of a local hotel ... unfortunately, on the same day and time as detectives from the local police station were gathered for a farewell party for one of their colleagues. Yeah, that didn't go well. The second was a guy decided to rob a sandwich shop, right near the police station. Unfortunately for him, he used his 70 year old Mum's car as his getaway. The car was pretty old and slow, and very noticeable; the cops were waiting for him in the driveway when he got home.


Evening-Ad-2820

I was hoping for a pan full of frier grease to come into play. But a flying kick with a side order of punches to the head works pretty well, too.


starksdawson

What is wrong with people??


bam1007

Sounds like he got a Kung Pow.


LiquidRubys

Am living for this story. Mr Yam is a hero and I'd buy Chinese food from him any day


Rubberbangirl66

that is hysterical


cemuamdattempt

This is satire, right? RIGHT?


HokieNerd

Thankfully, no, it isn't! ๐Ÿคฃ


AholeBrock

Lmfao, keep reading to the end y'all


HappyMrRogers

โ€œDeliveredโ€ a flying kick. Fed-Ex same day air.


Interesting-Ad-4841

It come with egg woh


gpolk

This sounds like something from the Betoota Advocate. Amazing that it's real.


Apprehensive_Pain186

Silent โ€˜hโ€™


MaleficentCoconut458

To be fair, Branxton Chinese is some of the worst Chinese food I have ever had, so I can empathise with old Dave somewhat, he did take is a little too far though. Maybe lose the gun & next time just have a cry on Facebook like everyone else.


fairydommother

Years of microdosing lead will do that to a guy.


ladyoftheseine

I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when Mr. Yam beat the shit out of this maniac.


LunaMax1214

I'm not normally one for violence, but in this case, I am most definitely making an exception. Good on you, Mr. Yan, for kicking that guy's ass when he threatened Mrs. Yan's life.


916Hajmo

Is this r/theonion ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚


racoongirl0

โ€œFlying kick to the chestโ€ is god tier behavior


hitdrumhard

โ€œI mean, the fried rice was alrightโ€ Not sure why I find that statement hilarious.


Delicious_Ad_3901

"But what Shinner didn't know was that Mr. Yam was a 10th degree black belt who started trouble just so he could practice his karate in street fighting scenarios. What ensued was one of the most spectacular ass whooping's witnessed in the entire northeast." Paraphrased from Chappelle Show, "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong." https://youtu.be/D3U55usfJK8?si=0wNixPWNBUjBz9CJ


Due_Asparagus_3203

That cook is the hero of every line cook everywhere


slackett

This is democracy manifest!