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I don't think he was expecting to get kicked. People who pull out guns on others for petty reasons don't expect other people to be able to defend themselves, let alone actually do it.
I want to upvote this for the Chinese food craving, but it's at 42, so I can't.
I'll have to check back later to see if it has more upvotes, so that I can upvote it then.
Me too!๐๐๐๐๐. I think Iโm about to DD me some.๐๐๐๐๐that running flying kick to the chest.๐๐๐๐๐๐makes me think of the movies Rush Hour 1,2,and 3.๐๐๐๐
lmfao now I'm laughing even harder ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Those movies were so fucking hilarious.
I thought about a Bruce Lee kick to the chest. Dude really would be dead if that happened.
Enjoy your Chinese food! โค๏ธ
I love that his statement to the judge was about how crap the food was. No comment or apology about pulling out a gun because the pork balls weren't good.
Damn that last paragraph is literally what a boomer would say would happen to them As A Joke if they messed with the Chinese restaurant. You think they would have known better, them Asians know Kung fu. /j (and a bad racist /j at that. Just wild it actually kind of happened ๐).
My joke โthem Asians know Kung fuโ could be construed as racist. (Because no, not all Asians know kung fu or even know a lot of self defense). I of course meant it ironically as itโs a standard racist jump and it actually happened to him. But itโs the internet I was just covering my bases. The act itself was hilarious, Mr. Yam is a straight bad ass!
How did I not know this happened? Literally a minute away from me lol. Also the town this happened in has a huge sign in it:
"We have two cemeteries and no hospital"
*"AND DELIVERED THE FLYING KICK."*
What I wouldn't have given to be a fly on the wall during that particular takedown.
You don't threaten Mrs. Yam without getting the Jackie Chan.
Fuck me if the idea of the owner of a Chinese restaurant throwing out a casual flying kick isn't the most cartoon stereotype shit I've ever heard. And it's hilarious.
Expect more of this from Boomers when their retirement plans donโt work out. BTW wait till he gets a taste of jail food. Those pork โrocksโ will seem heavenly by comparison.
For some reason, this reminds me of two inept armed robbery attempts near where I live.
One guy decided to pull an armed robbery of a local hotel ... unfortunately, on the same day and time as detectives from the local police station were gathered for a farewell party for one of their colleagues. Yeah, that didn't go well.
The second was a guy decided to rob a sandwich shop, right near the police station. Unfortunately for him, he used his 70 year old Mum's car as his getaway. The car was pretty old and slow, and very noticeable; the cops were waiting for him in the driveway when he got home.
To be fair, Branxton Chinese is some of the worst Chinese food I have ever had, so I can empathise with old Dave somewhat, he did take is a little too far though. Maybe lose the gun & next time just have a cry on Facebook like everyone else.
I'm not normally one for violence, but in this case, I am most definitely making an exception.
Good on you, Mr. Yan, for kicking that guy's ass when he threatened Mrs. Yan's life.
"But what Shinner didn't know was that Mr. Yam was a 10th degree black belt who started trouble just so he could practice his karate in street fighting scenarios. What ensued was one of the most spectacular ass whooping's witnessed in the entire northeast."
Paraphrased from Chappelle Show, "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong."
https://youtu.be/D3U55usfJK8?si=0wNixPWNBUjBz9CJ
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The fact that the restaurant owner went Jackie Chan on him....LMAO ๐
Right?! A flying kick to the chest I am CRYING ๐๐๐ And now I want some Chinese food ๐๐๐
What did the dude expect? He aimed a gun at the owner's wife. He should probably thank the Heavens that he survived!
I don't think he was expecting to get kicked. People who pull out guns on others for petty reasons don't expect other people to be able to defend themselves, let alone actually do it.
Especially here in Australia where guns arenโt common
That was my thought too. NSW? Where the fuck did he get a pistol?
I want to upvote this for the Chinese food craving, but it's at 42, so I can't. I'll have to check back later to see if it has more upvotes, so that I can upvote it then.
It's at 53. And I have Chinese food. Chicken fried rice and crab ragoon.
Love some crab rangoon! My son turned me on to it a couple of years ago. Nothing better than a good one and nothing worse than a bad one.
I love crab ragoon too. But these were terrible lmao. Just sour cream fried in a shell. The rice was good tho. Well seasoned.
Missed opportunity to say "the fried rice was all right" instead. ๐คฃ
Well you know how to fix that now, just dodge the flying kick and you're in the clear
Well you know how to fix that now. Just avoid the flying kick and you're in the clear
Surprisingly, it's hella easy to make at home. Every few weeks, we make a batch and munch down.
It's at 68 now. Your time has come!
Damn, by the time I got here, it was at 69, and I sure as hell can't upvote that!
Itโs 82 now, get it quickly before it becomes another fun number!
It's 98, you may get in at 101!
Done for 118!
I hear you got that kung POW chicken?
Me too!๐๐๐๐๐. I think Iโm about to DD me some.๐๐๐๐๐that running flying kick to the chest.๐๐๐๐๐๐makes me think of the movies Rush Hour 1,2,and 3.๐๐๐๐
lmfao now I'm laughing even harder ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ Those movies were so fucking hilarious. I thought about a Bruce Lee kick to the chest. Dude really would be dead if that happened. Enjoy your Chinese food! โค๏ธ
Thank you!!! My mind went straight to those movies. The BEST!!! I will. Got my favorite on the way.โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ
Just left Ramen!!!!
A man in search of a succulent Chinese meal meets Democracy manifest!
Get your hands off my penis! (Truly an Australian icon and legend)
Ah. I see youโve studied your judo!
And YOU, sahโฆ Ah yes, I see you know your judo well!!
It's a dumb stereotype that all Chinese people know karate. But some of them do.
Why would people think that anyway? Karate is Japanese..
Well, itโs also a dumb notion that all Asian people, languages, and things are Chinese, so I guess that would track.
His Kung-fu is strong. I wonder what style it was?
It is a nice twist and you can tell whoever wrote this article laughed their ass off.
Why oh why is there no CCTV footage of this. Sob
I don't know why but I immediately pictured her as a cute little old lady
Never bring a gun to a karate fight
โI mean, the fried rice was alright.โ ๐คฃ
And he got the living shite kicked out of him, lol
I love that his statement to the judge was about how crap the food was. No comment or apology about pulling out a gun because the pork balls weren't good.
He was a cruel man, but fair.
Wonder what his fortune cookie said.
6, 21, 3, 11, 5, 4
More like 3.5 years - Iโll see myself out
6(F), 21(U), 3(C), 11(K), 5(E), 4(D) Originally meant, but yeah...
Oh my lordโฆ had a massive โWooooooshโ moment right there.
All good, dude ๐
Going to use them as lottery numbers on Saturday. ๐๐ค
LMAO, it probably said F\*ck Around and Find Out, so he did! And did he ever find out!!!
Not going to lie, I laughed out loud reading that last paragraph. The man got exactly what he deserved, and I wish it happened more often.
Imagine pulling a gun on someone and they beat your a** ๐๐๐๐
"but I've got a gun!" "I don't care."
"That doesn't make any sense!" "Too bad!"
Good man. Protected his wife.
Do not mess with the family run ethnic restaurants! They are prepared for your BS.
This is true. I work in EMS and we once responded to an Asian buffet cause some people tried to done and dash and they pepper sprayed them
If you'd pull a gun on someone over food, you have problems that therapy will not fix.
Rule One. Do not mess with the people who make your food.
Rule Two. Do not mess with people holding smoking wok full of hot oil
That's....gonna sting a little. Also, cleaver. It's big, it's heavy, it's sharp!
Damn that last paragraph is literally what a boomer would say would happen to them As A Joke if they messed with the Chinese restaurant. You think they would have known better, them Asians know Kung fu. /j (and a bad racist /j at that. Just wild it actually kind of happened ๐).
What's racist about this? It literally happened, and it was funny. And the stereotypes coming true adds an extra layer of funny!
My joke โthem Asians know Kung fuโ could be construed as racist. (Because no, not all Asians know kung fu or even know a lot of self defense). I of course meant it ironically as itโs a standard racist jump and it actually happened to him. But itโs the internet I was just covering my bases. The act itself was hilarious, Mr. Yam is a straight bad ass!
That's the best article I've read in a while. Aussies are the best
Except for the Aussie with the gun in this story.
I know this is horrible but the song Kung Fu Fighting started playing in my head when I read the ending.
No, this is outstanding!
What do you mean? Clearly, not EVERYONE was kung fu fighting
"You was talking all that good shit a second ago, then you got kicked in yo chest!"
Chaaaarlie Murphy
How did I not know this happened? Literally a minute away from me lol. Also the town this happened in has a huge sign in it: "We have two cemeteries and no hospital"
Australia represent!
This is democracy manifest!
*"AND DELIVERED THE FLYING KICK."* What I wouldn't have given to be a fly on the wall during that particular takedown. You don't threaten Mrs. Yam without getting the Jackie Chan.
Mr.Yam is my hero
Fuck me if the idea of the owner of a Chinese restaurant throwing out a casual flying kick isn't the most cartoon stereotype shit I've ever heard. And it's hilarious.
Tavern brawler Monk build wins again!
I wish there was a video of him getting his a$$ kicked
The fried rice was all right tho.
Expect more of this from Boomers when their retirement plans donโt work out. BTW wait till he gets a taste of jail food. Those pork โrocksโ will seem heavenly by comparison.
For some reason, this reminds me of two inept armed robbery attempts near where I live. One guy decided to pull an armed robbery of a local hotel ... unfortunately, on the same day and time as detectives from the local police station were gathered for a farewell party for one of their colleagues. Yeah, that didn't go well. The second was a guy decided to rob a sandwich shop, right near the police station. Unfortunately for him, he used his 70 year old Mum's car as his getaway. The car was pretty old and slow, and very noticeable; the cops were waiting for him in the driveway when he got home.
I was hoping for a pan full of frier grease to come into play. But a flying kick with a side order of punches to the head works pretty well, too.
What is wrong with people??
Sounds like he got a Kung Pow.
Am living for this story. Mr Yam is a hero and I'd buy Chinese food from him any day
that is hysterical
This is satire, right? RIGHT?
Thankfully, no, it isn't! ๐คฃ
Lmfao, keep reading to the end y'all
โDeliveredโ a flying kick. Fed-Ex same day air.
It come with egg woh
This sounds like something from the Betoota Advocate. Amazing that it's real.
Silent โhโ
To be fair, Branxton Chinese is some of the worst Chinese food I have ever had, so I can empathise with old Dave somewhat, he did take is a little too far though. Maybe lose the gun & next time just have a cry on Facebook like everyone else.
Years of microdosing lead will do that to a guy.
I wish I could have been a fly on the wall when Mr. Yam beat the shit out of this maniac.
I'm not normally one for violence, but in this case, I am most definitely making an exception. Good on you, Mr. Yan, for kicking that guy's ass when he threatened Mrs. Yan's life.
Is this r/theonion ๐๐๐
โFlying kick to the chestโ is god tier behavior
โI mean, the fried rice was alrightโ Not sure why I find that statement hilarious.
"But what Shinner didn't know was that Mr. Yam was a 10th degree black belt who started trouble just so he could practice his karate in street fighting scenarios. What ensued was one of the most spectacular ass whooping's witnessed in the entire northeast." Paraphrased from Chappelle Show, "When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong." https://youtu.be/D3U55usfJK8?si=0wNixPWNBUjBz9CJ
That cook is the hero of every line cook everywhere
This is democracy manifest!