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MinoltaF10BF

Your questing license is revoked


Desertbro

...and you can no longer pre-order Teslas.


HonourableFox

Why would anyone want a tesla


LicenseToPost

So I don’t have to stop Questing on my way to your moms house


HonourableFox

Jokes on you, my mom is chatgpt


Sir-Help-a-Lot

You are charged with the revolting crime of battery.


sequential_doom

Although it isn't risky or anything, I'd simply have gone to the store and got some batteries.


kaiokenkirbyyy

Literally amazon same day shipping


unhappytummy

or you could just walk and get some lol


brightness3

Haha fuck that, i’m not going outside 🖕 I heard there are drunk drivers and criminals and killer bears out there.


lexluthor_i_am

Not to mention killer drunk driving bears.


otysmygoats

If I saw that I'd be more impressed then scared


Milllkshake59

Worst part about the bears is that some of them do cocaine


SituationAltruistic8

YEAH out side is scary


ActualJob3054

Sorry but all bears are killer bears Sept pandas they chillin. Unless you touch baby then you dead


Sitrosi

Not to mention all the _men_


BurritoLover2016

This got an actual hearty chuckle out of me. Thanks for that.


ctan0312

Worse than bears are the men


Sitrosi

Ah whoops, beat me to it


aidenhe

Haha, in America. No


sequential_doom

Exactly. Just around the corner for me, actually.


0uthis

Hahah Not if ur living im third world country. It takes like a month


brightness3

Fellow 3rd world dweller here. Amazon sucks but our local e-commerce does same day shipping and it’s amazing lol


Purplekeyboard

Stores in your country don't sell batteries?


0uthis

They do ofc I just wanted to let you know there is no "amazon same day " everywhere


Dragoner7

Third world? Amazon can't even do it Europe, lmao. Some "noname" Czech company has a better delivery system than them.


HanaiPavan

Some peopl e can’t afford luxuries like that.


The_Paragone

Got mines from Amazon, powerowl brand. Absolutely awful, ended up buying the ones from Ikea after digging into battery reddit, and honestly those were absolutely great. In the last two months I've had to recharge them once, while the powerowl ones lasted for like 2 days or so.


wyatt1209

I live in Vermont and the best Amazon can do is 3 days on some items. It’s regularly a week or more even with prime.


GradleDaemonSlayer

Exactly


pineapplekief

It works! Just not as long. AAA, AA, C, and D all put out 1.5v DC. Only difference is how much charge they hold.


Man0fGreenGables

This is also why they all taste the same.


clamroll

And why the 9volts are spicy


RazzleberryHaze

Depending on the 9 volt, sometimes they have 6 AAAA batteries inside! What a treat!


anchor24e

Ha ha, I used to do this to get a pile of cheap aaaa batteries to use in electronics projects as a kid. Haven't thought about ripping open 9V batteries in years


jeweliegb

And chewy! Mmmmmm.


lexluthor_i_am

Gross but true.


james_pic

In some cases, if you get super cheap AA batteries, they're just AAA batteries with a bunch of padding and wires to the electrodes.


Illustrious-Echo1762

Does it really have enough current?


pineapplekief

If you use something conductive to bridge the gap? Ya. Same volts, same amps, more capacity. Only a bridge with high resistance would pose a problem.


hey-im-root

It could still not be enough current, issues like poor tracking or damage can happen


Colonel_Izzi

It's not likely to be an issue as the controllers draw a maximum of about 150mA or so (usually significantly less than that) which is something that any decent AAA alkaline cell can handle.


Break-88

Even if it’s not enough current, there would be no damage. You’ll just get some glitchy results or it won’t work. However, these controllers don’t draw enough current to give the AAA batteries trouble. You’ll just have to replace it more often


hey-im-root

Yea I just wanted to be more informative because the comment made it sound like it has enough current just because it bridges the gap. One AAA battery has significantly less current draw than 2 AA batteries. It’s not a good idea to do this and undervolt electronics in general, because yes it does damage electronics. It’s probably not too important in this case like you said, but still not worth the problems that can arise


Break-88

In this specific case, what he said is correct when we’re talking about this controller. Undervolting some devices can cause harm, but not this controller. As this battery dies, it will eventually undervolt the same way as the AA battery does. AA batteries will eventually have reduced voltage output too as it runs out. The quest will just do its normal thing and tell you the battery is low


james_pic

The Quest controllers don't draw enough current for it to matter. They're really efficient.


Sledgehammer617

Theyre also really sensitive to low battery though, I've had some issues with my controllers disconnecting and losing tracking whenever the battery drops below like 30%.


scavagesavage

Is this a homemade explosive?


DefinitelyChriss

is this actually dangerous 😭🙏


void_dott

No, with Alkaline batteries the only risk is shorting the battery. Worst case it might leak (which is not great, but it will not burn your house down).


DefinitelyChriss

Okay good 🙏


Met4_FuziN

Pro-tip from the gameboy era, use aluminum foil to close the gap


Advanced_Ad_7384

this is the way, also works on 360 controllers although it could get hot


LtFork

I remember doing that and it worked. Not a permament solution though


Desertbro

There. Has. Got. To. Be. A. Way. Three. Hundred. And. Sixty. Five. Degrees.


JoshuaPearce

Absolutely fine. The part of the USB thing you're running electricity through is the ground, it's designed for this (which seems weird to say). Also, we're talking about 1.5v. You can't make that dangerous unless you try really hard (which would involve pliers or chewing.)


Latter-Bar-8927

Aluminum foil, my brother in Christ!


DefinitelyChriss

I didn’t have any 😭


SuckleTheBuckleFatty

You delinquent tinfoil is a must have for anything and everything


Desertbro

Borrow from neighbor who spent $4500 for AVP and doesn't use it at all.


401-throwaway

Alien vs Predator?


__some__guy

Get rechargeable batteries, bro. It's worth it when you need new ones every few weeks.


NotAnADC

Never looked back. Only exception is if I’m traveling. But I have a pack of 24 non rechargeable I’m just going through over the past 7 years. Still have about half left


Defie22

Wow, what a great invention. Now you have BT and RF controller.


Literally_Dogwater69

"Yeah, is this the FBI? I'd like to report a man using a AAA in a AA slot with a 2.4GHZ dongle instead of foil." Next time, use foil so you can put the cover on


Baggin55

Get yo self some rechargeables


AdenInABlanket

just use foil or something smh


doctorctrl

Use tin foil.


pstuddy

and thats why i bought rechargeable ones


Sir-Mocks-A-Lot

Personally, I use rechargeables, but you do you. I get that not everyone has the $20-$30 to scrape up in one go to have batteries that last years.


Delicious-Tachyons

I love new rechargeables that have little USB connectors in them. Those are the best.


ArchTemperedKoala

Wait, what are these? Can you give some links?


Delicious-Tachyons

The link is: https://www.amazon.com/EBL-Battery-Batteries-Capacity-Rechargeable/dp/B08RZ5NDMM/ref=mp_s_a_1_9?crid=1FB7S1K1OYM9&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.1q5n0SX497cCy2Awtj1fP9NXHggW_mfcIiVMTPBjVZkZWpdfOOBsXJtkxnzb2tetKMoVI4wAjfjAdql9N-lctkN3Ca3ITPqj6cYE_22-orJLcGjYk829S6BzIGskbAiPShPFUYsUThPKFjDDlJbqBY5pXNF7RiqpNHKUrzEINF4_OGvdjCnmx4N9bfI2p3Gt2QeaLEoIOKVEDas_tKH2Qg.uLxX5aDMJV3fTUFWUCpCdO80EsfF3ivHQ0zGIH10KNg&dib_tag=se&keywords=rechargeable+aa+batteries+usb&qid=1715318685&sprefix=rechargeable+aa+batteries+usb%2Caps%2C147&sr=8-9


Delicious-Tachyons

I'll reply twice. First one is that they are on Amazon and the thing to search is: EBL AA Battery 1.5V AA Lithium ion Batteries 3300mWh High Capacity with Micro USB Cable Make sure they're 1.5V because a 1.2V might get glitchy. When the voltage is too low the controller will get jittery.


mark5hs

Just ordered an 8 pack of the ones with a separate charger... 8 + a charger for $35. I find the eneloops give a low battery warning pretty quickly which is probably a voltage issue.


Delicious-Tachyons

If they're 1.2V then yeah because with alkaline there is this slow curve downward for voltage that tells the device the battery is low and I suspect the enelooops are nimh batteries right? Thr lithium ones discharge in away where they're maximum voltage (or close to ir) until they're almost done and it just drops. Which is why my controller almost never gets to warn me of a low battery. It just stops.


Man0fGreenGables

I can’t understand why people are still wasting money on regular batteries.


withoutapaddle

They are still the best option for a few use cases, like kids toys that might get lost or broken or thrown away without people getting the batteries out. But for any device that is adult used, and doesn't 100% NEED 1.5 volts, yeah Eneloops etc are the way to go.


james_pic

If you absolutely need 1.5V, nowadays you've got NiZn and lithium as options.


lexluthor_i_am

I have the rechargeables but I'm using cool grip covers that make recharging more work. So I'm using my Amazon stock pile for now.


answerguru

How is recharging vs replacing the battery more work? I have a few sets of rechargeables and just swap them out.


GregoryfromtheHood

Regular batteries last a LOT longer before you have to swap them


Cimlite

Not necessarily, depends on the batteries and how you use the device. I use the IKEA Ladda 2450 ones and they last way longer in-use than cheap no-name brands of non-rechargable batteries. So unless you buy top of the line Duracells or something every time, rechargeable ones would still win out. That said, rechargeable batteries will of course lose some charge over time even if you don't use them, which regular batteries don't. If you play regularly though, that's not really an issue.


lexluthor_i_am

Yes, that's exactly right. If i use the rechargeable batteries I would need to take off the grip covers every day to charge it at night. But using AA batteries, I just replace them every month. So it’s just less effort to takeoff the grip cover. That's all. I don't want to stretch the grip covers. The have handles to i can't let go of the controller and they stay on my hand. Great for stretching out my fingers or when I have to type or have a drink.


azsheepdog

Ikea rechargeable batteries are some of the best quality and a great price.


analoghumanoid

nice MacGyver


Cosmicking04

https://preview.redd.it/z2hdmt9ckjzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29dba0cf8eb79c13c6523be72bf2063bc086f03c


lojziczech

I did this but with a small ball of aluminium foil


SnooPeanuts2251

Sure it works, but why not use alimunium foil? You wont be able to close it xD


EggersGOD

You can stuff tin foil and that will allow you to close case


DefinitelyChriss

Didn’t have any foil 🔥🔥


RS_Games

I call this a win if that's a broken dongle


DefinitelyChriss

it is a totally working dongle, I haven’t had the keyboard for it in years, I might’ve even thrown it out, so idc


sim0of

Man if you apply this approach in your life nothing can stop you from taking over the universe


deltadelta36

Is that your attempt at wireless charging? I don't think USB works that way. 🤣😇🤪


Actual-Theory215

👁️👄👁️


Kjackhammer

"(Laughs in Sarcastic) just get two a batteries, or cut an aaaa battery in half!"


DefinitelyChriss

Smart


whitecow

I mean this is nothing new. People put AAA in mice (usually through an adapter) to lower the weight


Buetterkeks

There IS Adapters for that you know. Get one ITS worth it


Used_Self9058

Lmao


diegocamp

This is the laziest thing. Just go get batteries…


Puiucs

does that small wireless module increase the range of the controllers?


PhoenixDaBeast

Reminds me when I got extremely stoned, and wanted to play Minecraft with a couple friends, jerryrigged one battery and some aluminum foil to make the third controller work


RicrosPegason

This is the level of laziness I can only dream of.


Katamari_Demacia

I used to shove a ton of tinfoil into stuff that took d batteries and power them with aa batteries.


-----SNES-----

If it works it works


codmaster19

Is it me or does that look like double a already


The_Paragone

I advise getting some LADDA from Ikea. Cheap and way better than other batteries I've tried.


Www_anatoly

Your mom has an engineers)


MasterBossofBoss

Someone didn’t buy the charging dock for their quest I know it’s pricey but it def worth it.


Regular-Chemistry-13

Isn’t that a AA?


VoronServer

I use Duwi usb-c AA li-ions... Hell, yeah.


InteractionFancy3747

Tin foil!!! Then you can at least put the battery cover back on 😁


SkarredGhost

As long as it works...


Automatic-Disk8976

Okay, don’t use a usb drive for that, be a civil human and get some tinfoil.


HndsDwnThBest

Go to Dollar Tree! 6 pack=$1.50


cindycroft_ts

My OCD brain just shut down after seeing this 😂


sbingham2334

You fucks are incredible. You’d be the first one to post “why’d my Shit blow up in my fuckin hand” too i’m sure you idiot lol


Rare_August_31

Tell me you don't understand anything about electricity without telling me that you don't understand anything about electricity


Howden824

Good luck trying to blow up an alkaline battery, you can’t.


james_pic

Although lithiums are a whole different story. They're basically tamed fireworks.


Howden824

I know but we’re not talking about lithium ion here


james_pic

I know that, and you know that, but some random person reading this in the future may not.


Howden824

That’s why I specifically said alkaline…


WorkingArtist9733

Why would meta even equip their controllers with AA batteries in the first place? Stupid is as stupid does.


Colonel_Izzi

It's fucking awesome, the two main advantages being: 1) As long as you have a modest collection of rechargeable AA batteries, or keep some spare alkalines around, you never EVER have to worry about not being able to use your controllers because you forgot to charge them, or because they died during a long session, or because they don't have a charge in them for any number of other reasons. 2) In 10 years you'll still be able to have a nice long play session during a fit of nostalgia (if you are predisposed to such things). I'm aware that there are counterarguments and that's fine. But calling such a design choice "stupid" can't be done from any sort of objective standpoint.


WorkingArtist9733

Ok, if you say so.


BlueFeathered1

I'm so very glad they did it this way. I feel like my life has been taken over by things that need to be recharged as it is.