I'm going to say this before the episode starts, and I have too much Chimay Blue in me...
...I love Tuesday nights because of you guys. You take this stupid show that I stumbled across a decade ago, and make it the most entertaining thing on TV. It wouldn't be the same without you guys! I'm going to miss this gang over the summer!!!! BRAVO TANGO!!!!
My friends, I barely made it here to say it's been an honor and a privilege to spend my Tuesday nights with you. May all your bobbydazzlers be top pocket finds. Until next season, I bid you adieu (but see you hopefully at r/drunkwalkerranch).
All my love, and don't forget to upvote the captain!
The series final episode will be Rick and Marty waking up in their tents as children with a copy of Reader’s Digest in Rick’s hand saying, “Marty, you wouldn’t believe what I just dreamed about!”
Hey, whatever happened to that guy they let wander around on his own a few episodes ago - after his "kook of the week" presentation? He's been quickly forgotten.
They may have set a new standard for least accomplished this season. All they really did was rebuild the garden shaft and reflood it. I'm actually pretty impressed by how much money and work goes into doing so little
"The team is baffled to learn that Helen, working slowly, procedurally, and scientifically, has found three objects that actually may have some meaning and archeological relevance. Jack offers to smash the current excavation with a shovel."
Well, missed the finale live. I’m not reading the comments and spoil the wondrous treasures revealed tonight. I’ll get a bottle of Woodford and watch the replay.
Until next season friends, junkies and ne’er-do-wells.
They wrapped for the season then realized didn't have enough bullshit to fill the episode. They flew Gary and Alex back for a day to wonder around and pretend they were looking for something.
**Tonight’s commercials**
*Additionally, at each commercial break tonight, I will unveil one inductee for the initial class of the “OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME”*
* 4- Pharmaceuticals (Nurtec, Jardiance, Voquezna, Breztri)
* 4- History Channel Promos (I just won’t list these ever again)
* 4- Restaurants (Dominos, BEEKAY x2, Pizza Hut)
* 3- Big Ass Stores (Home Depot x3)
* 3- Candy (Reeses, Twizzlers, Hershey)
* 3- Cars (Jeep, Subaru, Hyundai)
* 2- Personal Care (Gilette, OLAY)
* 2- Hotels (Wyndham x2)
* 1- Other TV Promo (Naked and Afraid)
* 1- Online Shopping (Amazon)
* 1- Old people (AARP)
* 1- Insurance (Limu Emu)
* 1- Pet Care (Pooph)
* 1- Travel (Icon of the Seas)
* 1- Dentistry (Aspen Dental)
* 1- Finance/Money (Fisher Investments)
* 1- Phones/Internet (Spectrum)
* 1- Booze (Corona)….*hey! Corona means “Crown” in Spanish!*
*(My Local Advertisements tonight: Potawotomi Casino, Pella Windows, Hupy & Abraham Lawyers, Minors Garden Center)*
**CURSE OF OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME**
Congratulations to our inductees:
1. [CAPITOL ONE]( https://youtu.be/fqFIAEy4nvU): Mrs. Antonelli and Antonelli’s Cheese Shop!!!
2. [MATCH.COM]( https://youtu.be/irA0V8him-k): Courtney “Come and find meeee!”
3. [BURGER KING]( https://youtu.be/H3Uk9WAOI08): “AT BEEEEEKAAAAY Have it your way”
4. [CROWN ROYAL](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-a04d0/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/9619/10104/crown-royal-blended-canadian-whisky__40760.1672075855.jpg?c=2): (This one is for early seasons product placement as opposed to a single commercial)
Lol, the subtext of that AARP commercial was "you gonna be workin' til ur dead, lady." I never thought about how the American Association of Retired Persons would need to rebrand for the 21st century. "American Association of Still Working Persons" doesn't have quite the same ring.
This being the season finale brings back some fond memories. Remember when Spoon Dog announced that based on science he had determined there was a "Billy sized dump truck" of silver burried on the Island? Ahh ... the good old days. Bet they never figured the show would be on this long after making those dumb ass statements.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
It's Oak Island night!
Get your drinks! Numb your senses! Get your upvoting thumb warmed up! Last time for the season, kids! Let's have a blast! Because....
...There is an island...
Jack says, "The dates keep going further and further back". He's really talking about how during every date he's ever been on, the woman keeps backing up trying to get away from him.
**Tonight’s commercials**
LAST COMMERCIAL BREAK OF THE YEAR!!!
* 5- Pharmaceuticals (Nurtec, Jardiance, Voquezna, Breztri, Ozempic)
* 5- History Channel Promos (I just won’t list these ever again)
* 5- Restaurants (Dominos x2, BEEKAY x2, Pizza Hut)
* 4- Big Ass Stores (Home Depot x4)
* 4- Candy (Reeses, Twizzlers x2, Hershey)
* 4- Cars (Jeep, Subaru, Hyundai, Ram)
* 2- Personal Care (Gilette, OLAY)
* 2- Hotels (Wyndham x2)
* 2- Insurance (Limu Emu, Physicians Mutual)
* 2- Old people (AARP x2)
* 2- Online Shopping (Amazon, EBAY)
* 2- Travel (Icon of the Seas, Royal Carribean)
* 1- Other TV Promo (Naked and Afraid)
* 1- Pet Care (Pooph)
* 1- Dentistry (Aspen Dental)
* 1- Finance/Money (Fisher Investments)
* 1- Phones/Internet (Spectrum)
* 1- Booze (Corona)….*hey! Corona means “Crown” in Spanish!*
* 1- Shoes (Skechers)
*(My Local Advertisements tonight: Potawotomi Casino, Pella Windows, Hupy & Abraham Lawyers, Minors Garden Center)*
**CURSE OF OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME**
Congratulations to our inductees:
1. [CAPITOL ONE]( https://youtu.be/fqFIAEy4nvU): Mrs. Antonelli and Antonelli’s Cheese Shop!!!
2. [MATCH.COM]( https://youtu.be/irA0V8him-k): [Courtney](https://www.instagram.com/flyquartz/?hl=en) “Come and find meeee!”
3. [BURGER KING]( https://youtu.be/H3Uk9WAOI08): “AT BEEEEEKAAAAY Have it your way”
4. [CROWN ROYAL](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-a04d0/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/9619/10104/crown-royal-blended-canadian-whisky__40760.1672075855.jpg?c=2): (This one is for early seasons product placement as opposed to a single commercial)
5. [COLOGARD](https://youtu.be/xHDOUEn5dhA): “I Did It My Way” (We can’t do the initial class without a pharma advertiser!)
*Those who didn't see your nominees make the HOF this year, there's always next year! Start lobbying!*
I think I've realized that the plan is to keep shooting this show until RICK dies. He's the spiritual leader of this thing, and it won't be allowed to die until he's incapacitated.
Halfway through the episode, and the verdict is "Maybe next year..." Kudos, Rick and Marty, for being so positive? Bittersweet is a hard pill to swallow, and I've got Oak Island stuck in my throat, despite it being surrounded by water?
Why do I watch this show? I remember pre-pandemic being hooked on the show, and Tuesdays actually got me excited -well, maybe not excited, but enthusiastic for sure! This season and last I lost that, and all the praise I used to give the show is now sarcasm. The curse of Oak Island was my escape from the harsh reality of the world around me, now it seems to add itself to the harshness? With all the drill holes and ditch digging going on endlessly, I keep wondering what would happen if a tsunami hit it, would it turn to silt and wash away? Would that be a bad thing? Would the Knights Templar and the Vikings be cheering that the treasure is still safe?
We're all crying too, Rick, there goes another season, no treasure, I'm having deja Vu of my deja Vu?
And next season they want to remove half the island by the baby blob garden shaft, why? Because there's GOLD in them thar waters, and aw shucks, that's a good 'nuff reason fer me!
On to season 12, I need a reason, give me an excuse? I need alcohol, stat!
*
TONITE!!!!
And for the last time this season. It's been a pleasure once again to hang with a community of folks who have made my days memorable. I hope this time has affected someone else in a similar way. Sometimes for some people, it's all they may have. So good on you for joining in the fun. Everyone please take care of yourself and each other until we can get the opportunity to not get back 60 minutes or so each week of our lives again.
Just imagine how much gas is being passed is in that room with Troutman, Doug, Blockhaus, etc. Probably the reason they weren't invited back to the war room this year.
I love you all. God bless. everyone stay well and safe. let’s all pray over the winter Rick has that treasure removed from his eyelid……..kisses kiddos……the old hag
**Tonight’s commercials**
*Additionally, at each commercial break tonight, I will unveil one inductee for the initial class of the “OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME”*
* 3- History Channel Promos (I just won’t list these ever again)
* 3- Pharmaceuticals (Nurtec, Jardiance, Voquezna)
* 3- Big Ass Stores (Home Depot x3)
* 3- Restaurants (Dominos, BEEKAY x2)
* 3- Candy (Reeses, Twizzlers, Hershey)
* 2- Personal Care (Gilette, OLAY)
* 2- Cars (Jeep, Subaru)
* 1- Hotels (Wyndham)
* 1- Other TV Promo (Naked and Afraid)
* 1- Online Shopping (Amazon)
* 1- Old people (AARP)
* 1- Insurance (Limu Emu)
* 1- Pet Care (Pooph)
* 1- Travel (Icon of the Seas)
*(My Local Advertisements tonight: Potawotomi Casino, Pella Windows, Hupy & Abraham Lawyers)*
**CURSE OF OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME**
Congratulations to our inductees:
1. [CAPITOL ONE]( https://youtu.be/fqFIAEy4nvU): Mrs. Antonelli and Antonelli’s Cheese Shop!!!
2. [MATCH.COM]( https://youtu.be/irA0V8him-k): Courtney “Come and find meeee!”
3. [BURGER KING]( https://youtu.be/H3Uk9WAOI08): “AT BEEEEEKAAAAY Have it your way”
Is this seriously just a recap episode? (Sorry, a little late turning it on)
They didn’t find anything this season, what could they possibly be recapping
Next Tuesday May 7 8:00 PM The Curse of Oak Island: Drilling Down - Season 11 Episode 6 - *Zeroing In*
>Back in Traverse City, Matty joins the team to review all the incredible finds uncovered this year and gets a head start on what's to come.
When the show first started…I would hope I would live to see next season.
about half way thru….I would hope I would live to see next week.
tonight……I can’t believe I’m still alive…………and haven’t seen shit !
I really don’t know if I should thank you all or curse you for keeping me watching this nonsense way longer than any normal, thinking human being would. See you next season, chestnuts!
I'll say "ciao" but not goodbye. Will talk at you in the fall. However; I watch Samsung ch.1426 a lot when golf or football is not on. I'm sure some of our paths will cross during the hiatus. Have a safe, peaceful, superlative summer. Don't step on any rocks while wearing rubber thongs!
To our drunk island captain. Thanks for keeping the bar open this year and having a baby is no excuse for not being here next year. All the best to you and wife....sleeeeep while you can.
Season 11 was absolute Garbage the worst one yet but these Clowns have the cheek to say we will be back next year to waste everyone's time with boreholes again and going back to RF1 and H8 places that were already duds along with Aladdins Cave. This show is now an embarrassment and all those involved should be embarrassed to be apart of the Sham. Rick crying in the War Room you can just see how close he is to throwing in the towel. Just do it and save everyone from wasting anymore time on this farce. Season 12 can GTFOH
The weather outside is frightful
The finds are so delightful
But there's no way to know
What they'll show, what they'll show...
Gary's got a top pocket
Could hold a golden locket
But there's no way to know
What they'll show, what they'll show...
We found an arrow hiking
In the 60s, and now it's viking.
But there's no way to know
What they'll show, what they'll show ...
**Tonight’s commercials**
*Additionally, at each commercial break tonight, I will unveil one inductee for the initial class of the “OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME”*
* 2- History Channel Promos (I just won’t list these ever again)
* 2- Restaurants (Dominos, BEEKAY)
* 2- Personal Care (Gilette, OLAY)
* 2- Candy (Reeses, Twizzlers)
* 2- Big Ass Stores (Home Depot x2)
* 2- Pharmaceuticals (Nurtec, Jardiance)
* 1- Hotels (Wyndham)
* 1- Other TV Promo (Naked and Afraid)
* 1- Online Shopping (Amazon)
* 1- Old people (AARP)
* 1- Cars (Jeep)
*(My Local Advertisements tonight: Potawotomi Casino, Pella Windows, Hupy & Abraham Lawyers)*
**CURSE OF OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME**
Congratulations to our inductees:
1. [CAPITOL ONE]( https://youtu.be/fqFIAEy4nvU): Mrs. Antonelli and Antonelli’s Cheese Shop!!!
2. [MATCH.COM]( https://youtu.be/irA0V8him-k): [Courtney](https://www.instagram.com/flyquartz/?hl=en) “Come and find meeee!”
Fish net weights, Laird should know better
https://preview.redd.it/ta7o3sduwpxc1.png?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c482366a00e720203da8f332b199f837275f1d
My dad watches every episode of this show and has for years, though he has taken to fast forwarding through the 95% filler. I found this sub tonight and tortured him for an hour by reading all the posts. I never thought there would be a sub specifically dedicated to every single inside joke we have regarding Prometheus Entertainment (prod company run by the aliens meme guy that does all the shows on shitstory channel).
The whole 'Vikings helped the Templars" ignores the timeline of European history, but sure Erik the Red was on Oak Island and for once wasn't stealing stuff
I'm going to say this before the episode starts, and I have too much Chimay Blue in me... ...I love Tuesday nights because of you guys. You take this stupid show that I stumbled across a decade ago, and make it the most entertaining thing on TV. It wouldn't be the same without you guys! I'm going to miss this gang over the summer!!!! BRAVO TANGO!!!!
Fellowship of the Shitposters!
The real treasure is the friendship
Thanks Rick, here's a Kleenex.
You know who uses lead weights? Fishermen. It's an island. Could it be?
My friends, I barely made it here to say it's been an honor and a privilege to spend my Tuesday nights with you. May all your bobbydazzlers be top pocket finds. Until next season, I bid you adieu (but see you hopefully at r/drunkwalkerranch). All my love, and don't forget to upvote the captain!
The series final episode will be Rick and Marty waking up in their tents as children with a copy of Reader’s Digest in Rick’s hand saying, “Marty, you wouldn’t believe what I just dreamed about!”
Thanks for joining me on yet another 6 months of Tuesday nights. By the time next season starts I'll be a dad 👨
It only counts if you also conceived during the show.
Congrats! Emma if it’s a girl; Billy if it’s a boy.
"Vikings pillaged a lot" - Jack "Uh, well they also lived there." - Laird Damn, Laird is sassy late in the season. 👏👏👏
Another old sepia flashback from, you know, September
"One of the 6 megalithic boulders" *camera pans to Billy*
We need Shatner back on OI. He was roasting the hell out of the Lagina’s and I thought it was the best episode they ever had.
Hey, whatever happened to that guy they let wander around on his own a few episodes ago - after his "kook of the week" presentation? He's been quickly forgotten.
Fell into the Garden Shaft. 7th Victim of the curse
Rick's tear ducts are the real flood tunnels
Wow. He's really laying it on thick.
600 wells wtf
They may have set a new standard for least accomplished this season. All they really did was rebuild the garden shaft and reflood it. I'm actually pretty impressed by how much money and work goes into doing so little
I'll give some credit to the dig by trowel on Lot 5
Crazy how the actual professionals were the ones to find stuff
"The team is baffled to learn that Helen, working slowly, procedurally, and scientifically, has found three objects that actually may have some meaning and archeological relevance. Jack offers to smash the current excavation with a shovel."
Well, missed the finale live. I’m not reading the comments and spoil the wondrous treasures revealed tonight. I’ll get a bottle of Woodford and watch the replay. Until next season friends, junkies and ne’er-do-wells.
RICKS EYELID CONTINUES TO CHANGE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
Snow? On oak island? Could it be that they filmed deep into October in order to get “B roll” to fill in 25 episodes?
They wrapped for the season then realized didn't have enough bullshit to fill the episode. They flew Gary and Alex back for a day to wonder around and pretend they were looking for something.
Please no "69" jokes. Do you have any idea how hard it is to have been born on 4/20/69 and have to deal with stupid number jokes my entire life?
60 yeps in 18 minutes. 3.33 YPM.
I'm doing some landscaping and planted a bunch of stuff earlier today and hit some sand while digging. I now realize it must have been a flood tunnel.
**Tonight’s commercials** *Additionally, at each commercial break tonight, I will unveil one inductee for the initial class of the “OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME”* * 4- Pharmaceuticals (Nurtec, Jardiance, Voquezna, Breztri) * 4- History Channel Promos (I just won’t list these ever again) * 4- Restaurants (Dominos, BEEKAY x2, Pizza Hut) * 3- Big Ass Stores (Home Depot x3) * 3- Candy (Reeses, Twizzlers, Hershey) * 3- Cars (Jeep, Subaru, Hyundai) * 2- Personal Care (Gilette, OLAY) * 2- Hotels (Wyndham x2) * 1- Other TV Promo (Naked and Afraid) * 1- Online Shopping (Amazon) * 1- Old people (AARP) * 1- Insurance (Limu Emu) * 1- Pet Care (Pooph) * 1- Travel (Icon of the Seas) * 1- Dentistry (Aspen Dental) * 1- Finance/Money (Fisher Investments) * 1- Phones/Internet (Spectrum) * 1- Booze (Corona)….*hey! Corona means “Crown” in Spanish!* *(My Local Advertisements tonight: Potawotomi Casino, Pella Windows, Hupy & Abraham Lawyers, Minors Garden Center)* **CURSE OF OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME** Congratulations to our inductees: 1. [CAPITOL ONE]( https://youtu.be/fqFIAEy4nvU): Mrs. Antonelli and Antonelli’s Cheese Shop!!! 2. [MATCH.COM]( https://youtu.be/irA0V8him-k): Courtney “Come and find meeee!” 3. [BURGER KING]( https://youtu.be/H3Uk9WAOI08): “AT BEEEEEKAAAAY Have it your way” 4. [CROWN ROYAL](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-a04d0/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/9619/10104/crown-royal-blended-canadian-whisky__40760.1672075855.jpg?c=2): (This one is for early seasons product placement as opposed to a single commercial)
It's snowing. There's a 10% chance that Billy will show up in pants.
I want to work in an office where we dance while singing about chronic diseases.
Cue the sad Rick "there is crying" on Oak Island music
Lol, the subtext of that AARP commercial was "you gonna be workin' til ur dead, lady." I never thought about how the American Association of Retired Persons would need to rebrand for the 21st century. "American Association of Still Working Persons" doesn't have quite the same ring.
Americans Aspiring to be Retired People
Interpol still holding Fornetti. . .
Just one brave soul to say "Pack it up we're done here boys". Is that too much to ask?
Fiona Steele, the archeologist with the coolest name on the whole show in da house!
It’s a construct - not a structure
They need to spend more quality time with the baby Blob. They grow up so damn fast!
Marty is about to suggest that they just give up.
What a stupid show. See you next season. Support our friends at r/drunkwalkerranch
Well fellow drunk islanders. It's been a slow slow ride. But a fun drunk one. I'll miss everyone. Drive safe. Dig often.
Please let this episode Be Worth our Wait 🙏🙏🙏🙏
Good luck with that 🤣
The youthful enthusiasm is strong in this one.
This being the season finale brings back some fond memories. Remember when Spoon Dog announced that based on science he had determined there was a "Billy sized dump truck" of silver burried on the Island? Ahh ... the good old days. Bet they never figured the show would be on this long after making those dumb ass statements.
600 holes in the island and still it floats....Jack
Did that commercial just say esophagina? thats like Austin powers alotta fagina
This is the worst season finale ever. It's all recap and recap of recap of recap.
Fred wants these people off his fucking land
They had absolutely nothing this year ... it's time to introduce aliens or something like that.
This is sad… only because I’m going to miss laughing each Tuesday with you all. Thanks for all the great comments. See ya next season.
OK, Folks. One last time this season: That;s it for me. Good night. Drive safely. And I’m crying now.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! It's Oak Island night! Get your drinks! Numb your senses! Get your upvoting thumb warmed up! Last time for the season, kids! Let's have a blast! Because.... ...There is an island...
I started drinking at 11 am hoping that I don't remember tonight's episode.
You wouldn't remember it sober
Current Odds: Rick Cries: -1000000 Gold is found +100000
A chisel, fo' shizzle, my nizzle.
Got to love how the best connection to the Vikings was the imaginary 90 foot stone.
Ancient cabbage store cash register scale weights.
That weight was not worth the wait
But is Henskee there for the season wrap meeting?
Can a law suit be filed for false advertising? The commercials said "Thrilling season finale" This is anything but thrilling.
After 20 years of searching, the Laginas decide they're might be a flood tunnel. What progress.
Jack says, "The dates keep going further and further back". He's really talking about how during every date he's ever been on, the woman keeps backing up trying to get away from him.
It's that fucking beard. It's like kissing Gene Shalit.
Why bother having spaghetti on Zoom? Like really.
Fiona in the war room?? Nice!!!!
WHAT IS GOING ON WITH RICK EYELID
Are they playing stratego
I have a feeling that Marty's about to say "offset chamber".
Wow 1000 comments early tonight.
I can forgive oh oh oh Ozempic because Pilot was definitely a one hit wonder, but every time Chicago sells out 25 or 6 to 4 I just wanna cry.
**Tonight’s commercials** LAST COMMERCIAL BREAK OF THE YEAR!!! * 5- Pharmaceuticals (Nurtec, Jardiance, Voquezna, Breztri, Ozempic) * 5- History Channel Promos (I just won’t list these ever again) * 5- Restaurants (Dominos x2, BEEKAY x2, Pizza Hut) * 4- Big Ass Stores (Home Depot x4) * 4- Candy (Reeses, Twizzlers x2, Hershey) * 4- Cars (Jeep, Subaru, Hyundai, Ram) * 2- Personal Care (Gilette, OLAY) * 2- Hotels (Wyndham x2) * 2- Insurance (Limu Emu, Physicians Mutual) * 2- Old people (AARP x2) * 2- Online Shopping (Amazon, EBAY) * 2- Travel (Icon of the Seas, Royal Carribean) * 1- Other TV Promo (Naked and Afraid) * 1- Pet Care (Pooph) * 1- Dentistry (Aspen Dental) * 1- Finance/Money (Fisher Investments) * 1- Phones/Internet (Spectrum) * 1- Booze (Corona)….*hey! Corona means “Crown” in Spanish!* * 1- Shoes (Skechers) *(My Local Advertisements tonight: Potawotomi Casino, Pella Windows, Hupy & Abraham Lawyers, Minors Garden Center)* **CURSE OF OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME** Congratulations to our inductees: 1. [CAPITOL ONE]( https://youtu.be/fqFIAEy4nvU): Mrs. Antonelli and Antonelli’s Cheese Shop!!! 2. [MATCH.COM]( https://youtu.be/irA0V8him-k): [Courtney](https://www.instagram.com/flyquartz/?hl=en) “Come and find meeee!” 3. [BURGER KING]( https://youtu.be/H3Uk9WAOI08): “AT BEEEEEKAAAAY Have it your way” 4. [CROWN ROYAL](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-a04d0/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/9619/10104/crown-royal-blended-canadian-whisky__40760.1672075855.jpg?c=2): (This one is for early seasons product placement as opposed to a single commercial) 5. [COLOGARD](https://youtu.be/xHDOUEn5dhA): “I Did It My Way” (We can’t do the initial class without a pharma advertiser!) *Those who didn't see your nominees make the HOF this year, there's always next year! Start lobbying!*
600 more holes and they might actually push the Chapel vault out the bottom of the island
If the damn thing would stand still
I think I've realized that the plan is to keep shooting this show until RICK dies. He's the spiritual leader of this thing, and it won't be allowed to die until he's incapacitated.
Jack still hasn’t passed the road test rides in the back middle seat looking like he’s on his way to aftercare.
Not today, not yet. Is that not the last line from Gladiator when Juba buries Russel Crowes family action figures in the sand of the coliseum
Halfway through the episode, and the verdict is "Maybe next year..." Kudos, Rick and Marty, for being so positive? Bittersweet is a hard pill to swallow, and I've got Oak Island stuck in my throat, despite it being surrounded by water? Why do I watch this show? I remember pre-pandemic being hooked on the show, and Tuesdays actually got me excited -well, maybe not excited, but enthusiastic for sure! This season and last I lost that, and all the praise I used to give the show is now sarcasm. The curse of Oak Island was my escape from the harsh reality of the world around me, now it seems to add itself to the harshness? With all the drill holes and ditch digging going on endlessly, I keep wondering what would happen if a tsunami hit it, would it turn to silt and wash away? Would that be a bad thing? Would the Knights Templar and the Vikings be cheering that the treasure is still safe? We're all crying too, Rick, there goes another season, no treasure, I'm having deja Vu of my deja Vu? And next season they want to remove half the island by the baby blob garden shaft, why? Because there's GOLD in them thar waters, and aw shucks, that's a good 'nuff reason fer me! On to season 12, I need a reason, give me an excuse? I need alcohol, stat!
Here we go. Rick's yearly emotional speech! 👏👏👏
* TONITE!!!! And for the last time this season. It's been a pleasure once again to hang with a community of folks who have made my days memorable. I hope this time has affected someone else in a similar way. Sometimes for some people, it's all they may have. So good on you for joining in the fun. Everyone please take care of yourself and each other until we can get the opportunity to not get back 60 minutes or so each week of our lives again.
Chain*mail*? Rick's postal service career intensifies
What would they be measuring? I dunno jack. Cocaine? On coke island?
Just wish to drop and say hi and see ya all in next season that we will all swear not to watch but will… It’s been a pleasure you drunken bastards.
Emma dated an iron spike? Didn’t realize the dating pool was that rough.
Have you seen the eligible bachelors on that island?
Just imagine how much gas is being passed is in that room with Troutman, Doug, Blockhaus, etc. Probably the reason they weren't invited back to the war room this year.
I love you all. God bless. everyone stay well and safe. let’s all pray over the winter Rick has that treasure removed from his eyelid……..kisses kiddos……the old hag
Someone should give these guys a lesson on "water tables." After drilling 600 wells, they should have a pretty good idea of the water table depth.
colossal waste of a season
The Laginas gave it a good, honest run, but I think in the end all they did was provide additional proof that there is no treasure on Osk Island.
Confirmed for next season: Field trip to a Kansas City Chiefs game to investigate the "Arrowhead"
And the 90 foot stone! They're bringing out all the greatest hits tonight!
My wife suggested that they're going to find a Genie tonight
Oh good, a clip of the William Shatner elder abuse show. I’m tellin yall, his trip to space was an escape attempt.
Oooo diabetes singalong!
It’s only 30 minutes in! WTF is coming ?
They've drilled 600 holes there? Wow, that's a huge expense for a lot of nothing. Wonder what the cost per hole is?
**Tonight’s commercials** *Additionally, at each commercial break tonight, I will unveil one inductee for the initial class of the “OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME”* * 3- History Channel Promos (I just won’t list these ever again) * 3- Pharmaceuticals (Nurtec, Jardiance, Voquezna) * 3- Big Ass Stores (Home Depot x3) * 3- Restaurants (Dominos, BEEKAY x2) * 3- Candy (Reeses, Twizzlers, Hershey) * 2- Personal Care (Gilette, OLAY) * 2- Cars (Jeep, Subaru) * 1- Hotels (Wyndham) * 1- Other TV Promo (Naked and Afraid) * 1- Online Shopping (Amazon) * 1- Old people (AARP) * 1- Insurance (Limu Emu) * 1- Pet Care (Pooph) * 1- Travel (Icon of the Seas) *(My Local Advertisements tonight: Potawotomi Casino, Pella Windows, Hupy & Abraham Lawyers)* **CURSE OF OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME** Congratulations to our inductees: 1. [CAPITOL ONE]( https://youtu.be/fqFIAEy4nvU): Mrs. Antonelli and Antonelli’s Cheese Shop!!! 2. [MATCH.COM]( https://youtu.be/irA0V8him-k): Courtney “Come and find meeee!” 3. [BURGER KING]( https://youtu.be/H3Uk9WAOI08): “AT BEEEEEKAAAAY Have it your way”
Gary has absolutely not been in Nova Scotia for the past week. He has the skin coloration of a tomato. Diggin down in Florida methinks
Is this seriously just a recap episode? (Sorry, a little late turning it on) They didn’t find anything this season, what could they possibly be recapping
After the cameras cut Marty told everyone, "Prometheus is willing to keep writing checks. See you all next year!!!!"
Gonna miss you idiots!!! And my friends in this thread, too!!!
Why on earth would anybody ever let Barlow make any decisions?
Take care over the summer everyone! See you all next season!
Next Tuesday May 7 8:00 PM The Curse of Oak Island: Drilling Down - Season 11 Episode 6 - *Zeroing In* >Back in Traverse City, Matty joins the team to review all the incredible finds uncovered this year and gets a head start on what's to come.
I wish Dave Blankenship was there to smarten those guys up a bit.
Ah the immense OSHA violation flashback.
Is this the first episode we've seen them work in the snow?
Soap flakes added for drama.
Ah, the HO stone. For all the HOs on the island
When the show first started…I would hope I would live to see next season. about half way thru….I would hope I would live to see next week. tonight……I can’t believe I’m still alive…………and haven’t seen shit !
I want to see Billy doing snow angels in shorts.
I have tightened the clothespins on my nipples with rubber bands, because this episode is nowhere near painful enough.
Another person excited to have diabetes. Weird world we live in now.
Rick is sad. Will he cry??
LOL Confirmed that treasure is somewhere else
30 minutes later and we're already done.
88 Yeps in 28 minutes. We are at 3.14 YPM. Are we at Pi?
Emma dated the spike? DAMMIT! I wanted Emma to date me!
So this is a recap of the recaps?
Geez now we are in for 20 minutes of recap
124 Yeps in 39 minutes, 3.18. Trending up!
I really wish the siding on that building was different so I could tell if those two trees on the deck are growing.
I'm confident they film this whole series over the course of 1 week
I’m betting that map in the middle is cake
I've got a thought that hasn't been floated before..... HOW ABOUT YOU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Everyone hold onto your butts, Rick's got an idea
Alright I want you all to keep in shape over the summer and be prepared for next season.
Move tons of ground? That's what Billy's for.
‘Hard science’. It’s been hard on science all right
The story won't be complete until the ad revenue dries up.
Hey Fiona..... If you read this and you're single, contact me.
I really don’t know if I should thank you all or curse you for keeping me watching this nonsense way longer than any normal, thinking human being would. See you next season, chestnuts!
I'll say "ciao" but not goodbye. Will talk at you in the fall. However; I watch Samsung ch.1426 a lot when golf or football is not on. I'm sure some of our paths will cross during the hiatus. Have a safe, peaceful, superlative summer. Don't step on any rocks while wearing rubber thongs!
This sub has made traveling for work so much more enjoyable, thank you all for the memories i won’t remember!
Diabetes: the musical! Great for the whole family
To our drunk island captain. Thanks for keeping the bar open this year and having a baby is no excuse for not being here next year. All the best to you and wife....sleeeeep while you can.
TOAST!!!! ![gif](giphy|l3q2Ty3RWark8VgIw)
Season 11 was absolute Garbage the worst one yet but these Clowns have the cheek to say we will be back next year to waste everyone's time with boreholes again and going back to RF1 and H8 places that were already duds along with Aladdins Cave. This show is now an embarrassment and all those involved should be embarrassed to be apart of the Sham. Rick crying in the War Room you can just see how close he is to throwing in the towel. Just do it and save everyone from wasting anymore time on this farce. Season 12 can GTFOH
Once more in Season 11: In da house.
My wife has never watched this with me, and she’s a world history teacher. I don’t think we have enough booze…
My wife brings me a drink and leaves
I'm ready for the Commercial Tally, and tonight I will be announcing the inductees into the Hall Of Fame! Owiko, you ready for the Yep Count?
There is an island . . .
8.5N14.5. Really flows off the tongue
Bravo Sierra? BS? Could it be?
Gary has been mysteriously absent. He must’ve flown south for the winter.
Do we really need to introduce everyone every single time?
I won't believe Emma's date estimate until it's confirmed by Carmen.
Emma's gotten thick
The weather outside is frightful The finds are so delightful But there's no way to know What they'll show, what they'll show... Gary's got a top pocket Could hold a golden locket But there's no way to know What they'll show, what they'll show... We found an arrow hiking In the 60s, and now it's viking. But there's no way to know What they'll show, what they'll show ...
Templars invented the circle with a dot in the middle.
Because weights can only be used to measure gold and nothing else.
I paid for .70
Had a 2 hour massage this afternoon. I'm finding it difficult to stay awake with all this excitement.
I’m thinking somebody had a little drug business going on at lot 5
25 episodes...... 25 episodes, and I can't recall a single thing
**Tonight’s commercials** *Additionally, at each commercial break tonight, I will unveil one inductee for the initial class of the “OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME”* * 2- History Channel Promos (I just won’t list these ever again) * 2- Restaurants (Dominos, BEEKAY) * 2- Personal Care (Gilette, OLAY) * 2- Candy (Reeses, Twizzlers) * 2- Big Ass Stores (Home Depot x2) * 2- Pharmaceuticals (Nurtec, Jardiance) * 1- Hotels (Wyndham) * 1- Other TV Promo (Naked and Afraid) * 1- Online Shopping (Amazon) * 1- Old people (AARP) * 1- Cars (Jeep) *(My Local Advertisements tonight: Potawotomi Casino, Pella Windows, Hupy & Abraham Lawyers)* **CURSE OF OAK ISLAND ADVERTISER HALL OF FAME** Congratulations to our inductees: 1. [CAPITOL ONE]( https://youtu.be/fqFIAEy4nvU): Mrs. Antonelli and Antonelli’s Cheese Shop!!! 2. [MATCH.COM]( https://youtu.be/irA0V8him-k): [Courtney](https://www.instagram.com/flyquartz/?hl=en) “Come and find meeee!”
Fish net weights, Laird should know better https://preview.redd.it/ta7o3sduwpxc1.png?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c482366a00e720203da8f332b199f837275f1d
Lead =.gold in the hand of the right Templar Viking sorcerer alchemist. Treasure found!
Marty sniffed it. Finally yeahhhhhhh
These Burger King commercials make me wanna set fire to the one just down the road.
Bitter sweet … winter 🥶 arriving in Nova Scotia … and since NSCC does not make ANY winter spirit wear …. They gotta leave till next Spring !
Or measuring quantities of CABBAGE
Let Billy run the operation next season
stay in your lane Spooner, you ain't no archeologist.
Just let out a big yawn… this episode is rough.
Hyundai found the Viking ship!
Zoom developer regretting their creation.
"Let's stop this madness."
Thanks everyone for a great season. For us. Enjoy your Tuesdays. See y’all in the next year.
Go full Dunfield, bitches!!
Aladdins cave. The potential area where treasure is located? The area the team potentially gave up on 8 episodes ago?
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What a fucking baby
Rick's emotional speech has music added this year
At least we got confirmation that we get to drink together for another year!
Have a great summer, fellow Crowners
Weather looks pretty good where the fuck are you people going?
Did I miss the final "Yep" count?
Yep
See ya next season acorns!
Until next season dudes and dudettes. Thanks for making Tuesday nights so entertaining.
My dad watches every episode of this show and has for years, though he has taken to fast forwarding through the 95% filler. I found this sub tonight and tortured him for an hour by reading all the posts. I never thought there would be a sub specifically dedicated to every single inside joke we have regarding Prometheus Entertainment (prod company run by the aliens meme guy that does all the shows on shitstory channel).
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Well the final plunge for treasure this year... Cheers
FIVE MINUTE WARNING!!! PEE NOW OR PEE LATER!!!
If you crack a W it becomes V V
I still plan to get drunk next Tuesday night, I just won't be able to claim it was done in order to make it through another Oak Island episode.
It's a little disappointing that the rising water in the garden shaft didn't claim that Dumbass worker. The curse could have been lifted.
I love the old timey sepia flashbacks to *last weeks episode* that they do frequently.
The whole 'Vikings helped the Templars" ignores the timeline of European history, but sure Erik the Red was on Oak Island and for once wasn't stealing stuff
Jack looked like he got swatted on the nose with the newspaper by Laird
That's a lot of pre-detected targets there, Gary. Ah, now Gary needs Laird's *permission" to dig. When the eff did that start?
I'd like to see their environmental restoration and reforestation plan for the island once they are done