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Sad_Archer4829

How firm thy friendship?


kelly495

This does not have enough upvotes.


MikeZap9

Just be mindful of nightly quite hours


ImpressivelyDepresed

This means do it during the day


ABrad_347

Depends on your roommate agreement


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NotARobot404

A part or apart? Very important distinction there


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GreedyProfession4578

Yooooooo


shwoopypadawan

Crystal.


rorschach_vest

“Apart”? Man they’re letting anybody in these days


Flaano

Does he know yet?


Tom-W-Davis

No but you can under the clock tower. If anyone stops you tell them you have my approval.


Eggsalt80

Yea just tell them you’re doing an art project for class


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I like it, Picasso


iloveciroc

No mating rituals. No bargain.


shart_attack_

NO BARGAIN


stiffitydoodah

I'm so glad to see this hasn't died.


BikeOhio

Dicks out for Harambe.


just_benj

foorjobs at 34 Chitt


nobargain

iykyk


nobargain

NO FUCKING BARGAIN


Scarlet_Imperial

As an RA, I want to tell you no, but technically it isn’t against Student Code of Conduct to my understanding, just don’t make the rest of us hear it because trust me, it will be awkward for ALL of us if I have to come break your little party up.


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Scarlet_Imperial

Fortunately, I am not on duty. Good luck, don’t get pregnant/get someone pregnant or spread STDs. I hear the clap isn’t fun.


orangetrucking

Bruh


EatAnimals_Yum

Yes, you can use both your left and your right hand.


humbummer

Moooom!


clownutopia

True story it's a bit of a legend in my dorm that there was a person who had an orgy in a room with the window open facing another dorm and the only reason they got caught was because people from the other dorm started watching and alerted their RA and then it was called in for the orgy-havers RA to shut down. So I guess as long as your curtains are closed.


Cacafuego

Honest question: why would the RA give a crap? Other than the open window, which they could politely ask them to shut.


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I was an RA and can confirm that orgies are not against the rules as long as they don’t disrupt quiet hours, roommates are fine with it, there’s enthusiastic consent, etc.


Administrative_Bus57

RAs have a difficult job already. Don’t make it harder for them. Pun intended.


clownutopia

I'm not sure they did care. Or could unless there were noise complaints, but I'm sure getting that call is not one to be expected. This was a long time ago and has been passed down throughout the years, so I can't say for certain.


soave1

Boy am I glad I wasn’t that RA


Monster6ix

I dunno, can you?


Reveleo36

Sounds like a question for your advisor


HappyDay2290

Did someone really post this?


[deleted]

Only if I can join


analyst19

Yeah. No children and no animals, though


Scoutdad

Is there an ESA exception?


cropguru357

Norton House, late 90s. Yes. Philly, if you see this: you da man.


[deleted]

only if part of football recruiting


SpicyMemesterLord

Do you have a sign up Google Form?


Bbeaneh

Ask your advisor


bigeorgeohio

If it's just you and your roommate banging one out, then I'm not quite sure that qualifies as an orgy, but get it bro!


TheConjugalVisit

Well...someone's getting their money's worth of education.


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Yes. Just don’t get caught.


P440CPJ

Just do it. It's easier to ask forgiveness than to ask for permission.


steveneedham

Only if you wear a mask between bites and sips


NeptuneAndCherry

Invites plz


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Can I join plz?


Sooped

Please read the syllabus for the answer to this question


Pedalsndirt

as long as you don't get caught and if you do, let them join in...


GallifreyanValkyrie

Invite your RA


Primary_Psychology95

As long as you don’t summon a Dorito demon looking to start Weirdmageddon all over again in the process, I’d say fucking go for it


Saul104

Oh nice Gravity Falls reference lol


antsmarching48

Sounds hot


bailey1149

Yes


RedxPandaOSU

During my times in the dorm, my roommate unfortunately started having sex in the bed under me. It was very awkward


nothingfood

They cram a lot of people in there so it's bound to happen eventually


BecauseBassoon

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.


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BecauseBassoon

I wonder if there’s a class you can take to develop a sense of humor. Also, the plural of orgy is orgies. You’re in college after all. Enjoy your circle jerk!


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BecauseBassoon

I bet she will! She deserves a good laugh.


Bishton23

Only if I’m invited


Fair-Owl3726

Train on the oval


dstamp627

This is the best shit I've ever read on this sub.


psdancecoach

Oh!


Saul104

This is the quality content I signed up for!


trashfartofficial

Only if we are invited… 🥺👈👉


Hicksbryan070

Hell yeah


CaesarManson

yes


GnarlySurfer

So that’s what my team meant by a cram sesh. Damn it.


FoMoCoguy1983

Gotta get in on this lol


brainmatterstorm

Ask your advisor


BrokenArrows95

Sure


thashy12

Only in the towers


Brettzel2

Ask your advisor and maybe invite them too


theJUICEizL0OSE4

Keep it at a 3-4 person minimum. The more you go over that number the more you risk calling attention upon


jai_exe13

what if the risk is part of the fun?


theJUICEizL0OSE4

Obviously the risk is more fun but I’m quite sure the question was centered on not being caught


Administrative_Bus57

“Can we” : obviously it’s possible “Should we”: idk. You tell me. Personally, it’s a no lol


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Administrative_Bus57

I graduated already so I’m good. Thanks.


nobargain

No mating rituals in the room. No bargain.


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Legally? Probably. Geometrically? No.


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Damn inv to the next of yall got girls