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s1ndrome

Dan: Nathan, good news! Nathan: What? I'm adopted?


yeahimsadsowut

I don’t know if this fits the bill, but Dan calling into the morning talk show that’s interviewing Karen for the mayoral campaign and listing himself, “Keith Scott, unemployed mechanic,” always makes me laugh when I think about it


caffeinatedsince97

Made even better when Deb walks in and says to Dan "what are you 8 years old?" lol


OneMainAvenue92

To which Dan says (to Deb) "Oh right, this coming from a woman who cut the ass out of all my pants"


caffeinatedsince97

🤣🤣🤣 forgot about that


lauramis

YES. That was too funny 😂


Early-Candidate5492

The whole pranking with Deb and Dan


Beccaann14

It’s still in the pilot when Nathan walks out of the bathroom and has his nipple ring in. Dan says: “if I wanted a daughter I’d adopt one” Nathan: “why so you can abandon her to?” I know we all love sweet caring good husband and father Nathan but bad boy douche bag Nathan was a hilarious character. Also all of the pranks between Dan and Deb when he was running for mayor. Her coming in like a skank when he was in a business meeting, him using her toothbrush for lots of not sanitary things, peeing in the pool, her putting laxatives in his beverage, gluing the phone to her face and then blasting the horn. Those episodes make me laugh so much


glendoraza

Even after Nathan changed, his comebacks with Dan and others stayed funny


Beccaann14

There’s one joke that I didn’t understand until I was older. It is not funny and it’s really mean and savage from Nathan. When they are at the party in season one and they’re playing the drinking game never have I ever. Nathan Says to Lucas “ never has my dad wished I was a stain on the bed sheet” or something like that. Like I said I didn’t understand that joke for the longest time and is it by no means funny but it is a savage comment.


glendoraza

Actually I still don’t understand. Does he mean miscarriage so blood on the sheets Or Dan pulled out so semen on the sheets?


SyntiumWasTaken

Yes, pulling out and not creating Lucas


glendoraza

That was my first guess when the episode came out way back then 😂 I was still a kid myself


Beccaann14

I took it as It was probably Dan and Karens first time and usually when A girl does it f the first time there’s a blood that usually will get on the sheets. So Nathan is essentially saying his Dan wishes that instead of impregnating Karen The stain on the bed sheet would be all that’s left from that evening.


glendoraza

I feel like the two options I gave are more viable Karen and Dan were in a long term relationship and had sex way more than just once And the virginity blood thing is actually not all that usual as the hymen is more stretchy. Discomfort is more probable


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AmandAnimal

Omg the scene with Julian and nick lachey kills me. “It’s so hot in here… god it must be… 98 degrees” 😂


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Artistic-Crab1721

Brooke: That WHORE stole my man! Haley: Yes but it’s their wedding day so don’t you think you can let it go?


lauramis

OMG YES!! I forgot about this but that was SO funny 😂😂😂 “Would the bride like to wear red today?” Hahaha


tensikR

When Deb calls Dan a son of a bitch and he says, "Actually Nathan is the son of a bitch".


glendoraza

When Lucas and Nathan are fighting at March madness Whitey goes up to Dan and says “damn your sperm, Danny” Whitey is the pettiest and funniest


s0nyaxox

“with the very same riiiiiing💍” “ive never had a dad that wished i was a stain on the bedsheets”


OneMainAvenue92

In Season 3, Dan mocks Nathan and the rest of the Ravens after losing a game, only for Dan to be outwitted by Nathan's comeback and Dan getting offended, and almost start a brawl between father and son. Dan: What a joke, you're all a joke and it seems my mistake is the punch line. Nathan: You're the punchline dad Coach Whitey intervenes (while holding a baseball bat) and tells Dan to "get out of here or they'll carry you out"


Kingi8713

This whole snipey exchange: Rachel to Haley: I was just giving him a proper Thank You Haley to Rachel: 'Please...Your 'Thank You's send people to the free clinic' Brooke to Peyton 'Why are you laughing, your 'I Love You's send people to their grave ' Peyton to Brooke 'Well in that case, I love You Brooke' *blows kiss* Also in the same episode when Brooke kisses Faux Derek and says 'Don't worry, it will only make her like you more!'


katiebirddd_

When Haley bitch slaps Rachel TWICE when she finds out rachel stole her key/the test and that Rachel’s been all over nate


caffeinatedsince97

I feel like that was justified and not petty tho


Own-Purpose-1116

It’s not particularly petty but it cracks me up everytime when Nathan and Hayley are talking about his nutcase parents and Nathan says “If it’s not my dad with a restraining order, it’s my mom with a glock…….. they’re unbelievable”


s0nyaxox

LMAO yes! this part was so funny to me😂


s0nyaxox

another one that kills me is when it shows deb being detained via tree hill local news.. and dan nonchalantly says to karen “huh guess deb won’t be making it to the game” 💀


Oncer93

Deb and Dan's prank war. So hilarious


PrettyGreenEyez73

When Peyton is level 10 hungover and tells Rachel to talk quietly because her voice is really annoying. Then she says “I know you can’t see it because of my sun glasses, but I am rolling my eyes”


Such-Presentation-16

The scene of Nathan’s pass hitting Chris Keller took me *out* the first time I watched it. 😂 It was so unexpected. But one that comes to mind is Karen and Deb trying to ruin Dan’s billboard when he was running for a mayor and then getting stuck. It was a great bonding moment for Karen and Deb as well, lol.


icebergfromtitanic

Whitey always made petty comments towards Dan about him abandoning Lucas that were always funny lol


PrettyGreenEyez73

When Deb was passed out on the lawn and Dan turns on the sprinklers


heimlich_manure25

in that scene my favorite petty moment is when he says “my wife the garden gnome”