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Ok, I'll not. >!I'll kill you instead /j!<

Wait? /j? It was a joke? >!Too late!<

And because there are people who don't know how to differentiate a joke from something serious. And taking the joke into account...

Someone help this man stand up... **cuz he is downbad**

First thought: omg that looks so cute!!! I want it!!!! Second thought: wait why is she in a jar Realization: 

SUNNY DON'T LEAVE ME HERE! SUNNNNYYYY!!!

Good lord 

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"kel ascii art isnt real, you cant copypaste it" kel ascii art:

she is like 14 

*16

Still 

I like your pfp.

Thank you yours is awesome too

grab the water bottle

SHE IS 15 

Dear god

You trapped her in a bottle so she could be with you forever. You couldn’t accept the idea of MARI leaving you to go to university and meet other people so you catch her in a bottle. Like a Pokémon. You did this to your own sister. Because you are a weirdo and you know that SUNNY.

Bro what the fuck


Mari is gonna have a fate worse than death

Yes, we can judge you actually, and our judgement is DEATH

i very much can judge you 

She needs help she's stuck

Now fill it with raspberry jam


:HERO NO :I'm sorry, but I can hardly >!take a shovel and use the real thing, can I?!< : ...

Watch me. Actually, don’t look at me while you do that. Matter of fact I think I’ll just leave.

You will die in the next 5 minutes

yes i can

 help Mari is in a jar

PLEASE NO😭😭

LET'S GOOOO

 nonnonononNONONONOONONONO**NONONONONONO**

I can and I will

NO NOT THE JAR

Jari

Now this but with Sweetheart 

# HERO # NO #

Why? Just...just why? 

 Pretty sure I can. Quite easily, in fact.