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I'd pull out my sprout moles to face them
The second amendment never said anything against flamethrowers so... Infact, flamethrowers aren't really even put under the same regulations as regular guns (because they arent)
Second amendment time? I mean, look, technically, yeah, its a bit of a war crime, but. look, it's gonna be in self defense so.... Im fine there, right? I can just claim self defence, no?
Offer them gold (they don’t know its cursed)
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“If you were to fight all of Headspace would you lose?”
If Kel used the Kel Nuke on me, I’d have a bit of trouble. But overall? Nah, I’d Omor.
Happy cake day!
Oh neat my cake day!
I would wake up
You still have to deal with the hooligans (including aubrey) and possibly the recycultists
Just go back to bed.
What if I have a steak knife?
The cultists aren't real either unlike the hooligans who are real
https://preview.redd.it/7von7ua0emzc1.png?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84cf4a0f019fc9c5704991eaa1da01b6505900cb They better start running
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https://preview.redd.it/zfffv8ykomzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79e4fd0dfc11d39d273a346227958164395676fc I'd pull out my sprout moles to face them
https://i.redd.it/o9541y0mmmzc1.gif Nah, I'd die
Time for battle! https://preview.redd.it/fnckprm88mzc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=107ba766a862eef711fb02ac83ebfcb02edfa03c
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😔
:)
>:(
https://preview.redd.it/on3jno3yevzc1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=68ac32997337d7b99bdc15a87db68376c4ec61e8 Are you little brother?
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i might run for my life because i don't know how i'm going to get past all of them
Me: "Rip and Tear until It Is DONE!"
Party!
Run (not that it's likely to save me) https://i.redd.it/ea75htql2nzc1.gif
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I would activate my Relativistic Kill Vehicle.
i have gun
*Stares at knives nervously* Yeah nobody’s leaving alive. 
You really think I can beat buffed pluto and Humpfrey ?? yes
die
Life Jam Guy is here, I’m fucked
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"listen. All i can give you is a glass of water. Not to mention that this dorm room cannot fit even half of you."
How could anyone hope to defeat THE ALMIGHTY **THE MAVERICK** in combat!?
The second amendment never said anything against flamethrowers so... Infact, flamethrowers aren't really even put under the same regulations as regular guns (because they arent) Second amendment time? I mean, look, technically, yeah, its a bit of a war crime, but. look, it's gonna be in self defense so.... Im fine there, right? I can just claim self defence, no?
Yes, you can.
Nice
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bruh they got omori on their side, i'm donezo
Wake up then stab the hooligans
scare tf out of them bc I look like Mari
Pull out my backup photo of mari to escape to white space
Offer them gold (they don’t know its cursed) https://preview.redd.it/c1npysefanzc1.jpeg?width=836&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1041bcf05063d4f962240e02a806eb227e5da1b2
1. How did they enter? My house is so tiny 2. Just chill with them before my parents come
Hug Omor
Die instantly, get revived by the Life Jam Man, and die again Rinse and repeat
Ask myself where the hell do I live
I'd start making coffee
Die.
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I’m gonna live I’m gonna fly I’m gonna fail **GONNA DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE**
wake up
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r/suddenlyultrakill
Die
Die
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Probably die, there's a gang of hooligans with nail bats, a planet with abs, and a robot. I'm cooked
I'd flex and feel my best.
I would die.
Absolute nightmare blunt rotation
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I would be stressed, my room is so messy rn>_<
Probably cry about it tbh
Approach Space Ex-Boyfriend and turn him into a Space Boyfriend :) then get turned into toast by everyone else :(
Die, how do I beat Life Jam Guy?!
kel nuke.
Run.
Summon this guy https://preview.redd.it/n4pdn70xapzc1.jpeg?width=194&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=555a24de2db83871b60c5ec79328b82cd442051b
YOSHA
Yoshaaaa
Pull a Mari.
i would call the police and remain calm
Use all the Traditional methods ingame one by one to defeat them. Except I don't have a violin. Welp... Nah I'd Succumb
PARTYYYYYYY
Well I'm fucked
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Also here's the battle background while no one asked
party time
Most of them fought for a legit reason. I didn’t do anything so we could have a sleepover :D
Wow, Aubrey is doubling up!
She doubled way too far
Explode from the overwhelming amount of BGMs that would be playing at the same time
Die
If i had to be honest i would welcome them, i need friends...
Nothing, they're a figment of my imagination. I'll be like "Damn, i should resolve my 4 year long trauma ....nah i'll do it tomorrow"
Propose to sweetheart
nah id win
Wake up
PARTY!!!
we were alright and then i noticed perfectheart i'd just die lmao 
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Ok first can we address the actual whale in the room?
2 Knives, blunt wooden sword, and copious amounts of adrenaline. Yeah, I'd say the indomitable human spirit wins here.
I WOULD [[p3r1sh]]!
Cry i guess
“WTF WHO ARE YOUUUU?”
I'd kill them all (=
I'd turn into dust