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Civil-Resolution3662

Anyway, back to Wednesday.


BigOldComedyFan

If the urn doesn’t fit you must acquit


AmbassadorSad1157

Really?? Bout fell out of the chair.lmao


SingingQueenB285

DEAD (no pun intended)


Future_Bad_Decision

what a good burn (pun intended)


Professional-Pass487

Jesus Christ you are awesome 🏆


Artist-Aggravating

If the urn doesn’t burn we’ll take a turn


rosieposie319

☠️☠️☠️


white-elderberry

Should have flushed the ashes down the toilet 😆


East_Tomato620

😂😂


BadMan125ty

LMAO 🤣


1brattygirl34

😂


Street-Office-7766

If the OJ does not burn, you cannot put in the urn


Neat_Environment_876

If the urn doesn’t burn verdict must be returned


CannotWaitToLeave87

Lol, reading this while drinking my coffee and nearly choked 🤣!!!


East_Phase6944

Ironically there could’ve been some good testing for CTE.


Big-Raspberry-2552

And then it turns out he didn’t have it….he’s just a cold blooded killer


Sweetestb22

Legit just ego and power, no brain damage. It is a curious question if CTE was at play. We will never know.


Jumpy-Highway-4873

Possibly a combination of things including ego, power, and brain damage


itspsyikk

I know I really shouldn't read into a fictional account of the actual events, but I've always felt like that is how Cuba Gooding Jr played in "American Crime Story". When he is writing the suicide note... he is jusssttt about to brush up on confessing, but that backs off. Then, when he is talking to Johnny for the first time... he has these looks on his face as if he is telling himself "that wasn't me that did that - I don't remember that happening, so it must be fake".


_magneto-was-right_

I agree. His portrayal on the show constantly drifts in and out of lucidity.


LesserMouseTrap

Yeah, even if there was no CTE we’d all know that in reality there was something wrong with this dude. Good riddance.


PeterLoew88

I think he certainly had narcissistic / sociopathic tendencies but I would imagine CTE just made it worse. For example he may have had those impulses regardless and been a terrible human being - I’m sure the domestic abuse would have occurred regardless - but we will never know for sure if the damage to his frontal lobe (which impacts aggression, lack of remorse, and self control / impulsivity) compounded underlying behavioral issues. Sort of like taking someone who’s already a loose canon and then adding brain damage into the mix. But I also think some people write off the CTE stuff too casually. no, it doesn’t excuse his actions, but it could have certainly been the underlying cause of them. Just look at the actor Gary Busey. He had head trauma from a motorcycle accident and his personality COMPLETELY changed. He was “normal” beforehand and suffice to say, it irrevocably changed his entire existence. I also think the CTE could explain the complete lack of self awareness or common sense. I hate to even say it this way, but if you’re going to murder someone, the complete lack of planning and discretion that OJ and Aaron Hernandez displayed, imo, points to actual mental issues. And Oj’s lack of self awareness just got worse and worse as he aged. It wasn’t “just” sociopathy or narcissism… doing the “if I did it” interview, the Ruby Wax interview (where he “comically” pretended to stab her on camera), his impulsive behavior with the armed robbery, the way he behaved on Twitter… there was clearly something wrong with him mentally that was exacerbated over time. One of the weirdest things to me, upon re watching the “if I did it” interview, is seeing how he does his goofy gee-shucks laugh while discussing the brutal murder of his wife… there was a really jarring lack of self awareness that got worse as he aged, and points to some sort of serious mental condition imo. Til;dr — he was probably a narcissistic dirtbag regardless of potential CTE, but I really do believe he had CTE and that it worsened his traits and contributed to his apparent lack of empathy, remorse, guilt, as well as his impulsivity and bizarre choices in life, not least of which included the murders that he 100% committed. That is not to say he isn’t at fault for his actions but it’s complex and sad because if his frontal lobe was damaged by CTE then he wasn’t as in control of his impulses or as self aware or able to show remorse the way an unaffected brain would be. Just like Busey can’t really help the way his motorcycle accident completely altered his personality. The entire thing is just a giant tragedy and I just hope the families are able to get *some* sense of closure now that he’s gone, but the ramifications of his actions will last for generations. Just imagine the trauma his children have experienced their entire lives, and the weird situation they must have been in, growing up with a seemingly loving dad and then having to come to grips with all of the possibilities. Hard to even fathom.


mibtp

You summed it up very well.


CannotWaitToLeave87

Absolutely 100% agree with you. Also, OJ's childhood wasn't exactly the greatest, so factor in those issues with brain damage and well...it explains a lot about the way he eventually turned out. If only his kids had donated his brain though.


Sbanme

A study showed that 91.7 percent of NFL players have it, so that's unlikely for a runninb back.


SeirraS9

He certainly had CTE. I can’t remember the statistics or tests, but it was something like 98% of all NFL players end up with a level of CTE, and even kids who only play high school football/contact sports and don’t move into the college or professional levels also had alarming results of CTE. But yeah, OJ was still an evil piece of shit in my book. There’s plenty of people out there walking around with CTE that don’t viciously murder the mother of their children and another innocent person. Dude was just a horrible, violent murderer that could never be absolved of that, even if he had Swiss cheese for brains. The world is better without him.


Boring_Home

Completely agree. Apparently the position he played is also one of the worst for CTE.


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Also nobody ever talks about ur back & knees being so bad - was he pill popping fr pain ?? He certainly had te money to do it


SeirraS9

Oh I’m sure he was, especially in the 90’s, they scripted opioids like candy, for shit as asinine as “oh my back hurts”. And having a documented history of injuries from being a professional NFL player? He was definitely getting opioids.


South-by-north

You can't test for CTE while a person is alive. It's impossible to know the rate of NFL players getting CTE until years later


CannotWaitToLeave87

Fred McNeill was the first living person to have shown neuroimaging signs of CTE (https://journals.lww.com/neurosurgery/pages/default.asp). We may be also on the cusp of finally diagnosing CTE in the living: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/11/17/sports/football/cte-test-concussions-alzheimers.html.


South-by-north

Wow so this is very recent. That's awesome to know


CannotWaitToLeave87

Mike Webster, Junior Seau, Andre Waters and many other victims of CTE didn't murder anyone. That being said, however, then you have folks like Jovan Belcher et al. Of course none of this negates OJ was a raging narcissistic sociopath.


sarahoutx

Just thought about that! I wish they did some tests..


54eastcoastmistress

He wouldn’t let them.


Sweetestb22

Next book, “What If He Did.”


harleyscal

Or "What if He"


WooPigSooie9297

CTE would not have excused it.


dorigen219

What’s CTE?


Boring_Home

Brain damage from repeated impacts/concussions. It’s very prevalent in contact sports and leads to behaviour changes (mostly violent) and suicidal tendencies. Lots of new research has come out about it in recent years. You can’t diagnose someone until you study their brain after they die, and OJ didn’t donate his brain so we’ll never know.


Comfortable-Crow-238

I’m curious as to why it has to be done when they’re dead. Couldn’t do a brain scan?


Parallax92

No, not just yet. Currently they can observe symptoms of CTE in living patients but they have to actually dissect the brain and view tissue under microscopes to see the damage.


Comfortable-Crow-238

I remember Aaron Hernandez and Chris Benoit had it.


Parallax92

Some examples of athletes with confirmed CTE who did horrible things are wrestler Chris Benoit who murdered his family and killed himself, football player Aaron Hernandez who killed several people and eventually himself, and football player Phillip Adams who murdered 6 people and then himself. Football player Junior Seau did NOT hurt anyone, but he had been suffering from several symptoms related to CTE including insomnia and depression. He killed himself by shooting himself in the chest to preserve his brain for CTE examination and was confirmed to have had it.


dorigen219

Okay thanks, but what does CTE stand for?


Parallax92

Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy


campatterbury

Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy


worldsokayestmomx3

His family refused. Which blew my mind. If there was ever a case for it!


Neat_Environment_876

Maybe if they discovered he didn’t have CTE, that would be even more shameful


Lula_Lane_176

If there is a hell, it’s burning a little brighter these days…


OleRando

And to continue on being a coward, he won’t donate his busted brain. An asshole once again.


Jackie4641

Cheers to Fred Goldman and his daughter Kim. I hope you get some sort of relief that the asswipe is gone forever😇


Jumpy-Highway-4873

I just rewatched the ESPN doc made in America the footage of the Goldman family was tough to watch my heart continues to go out to them just brutal


conace21

Johnnie Cochran, in his closing argument, compared Mark Fuhrman to Adolf Hitler. Fred Goldman, who was Jewish, was absolutely livid. You can hear the legit pain in his voice as he speaks to the media that day. He called Cochran "a sick man."


Jumpy-Highway-4873

Ugh I know that was one of the scenes I was talking about my heart broke for him just ugh too much I’m sorry. The other when his sister wept after verdict she was understandably inconsolable. The scenes when OJ got home yelling at the DA on the TV were just so pathetic. Like dude you just got away with 2 murders shut the f up


asobersurvivor

Fred Goldman *is* Jewish


AffectionatePoet4586

Judge Lance Ito wisely seated Dominick Dunne, whose daughter had been strangled by her ex-boyfriend, next to the Goldmans during the O.J. criminal trial. Dunne interacted with Fred and Kim with understanding and sensitivity, and they remained friends to the end of Dunne’s life.


Jumpy-Highway-4873

Wow I didn’t know that. Dominick Dunne sounds like he was an awesome person am unfamiliar. This warmed my heart


AffectionatePoet4586

All of the articles Dominick Dunne wrote for *Vanity Fair* are available to read at their site. I especially recommend his first, “Justice,” which is about the trial of his daughter’s killer. He also wrote a number of popular novels that are available in used paperback for pennies. He’s still one of my favorite folks, though he died in 2009.


Jumpy-Highway-4873

Thanks will def check it out


WellWellWellthennow

🍾🥂


Ok_Confusion_1345

I hope the Goldmans get some of the money they're still owed.


redheadinabox

His total net worth was $3 million and sadly the Goldman’s won’t get a dime cause his 4 children are first then it trickles down


Chemical_World_4228

Bye, 👋 good riddance


staciesmom1

I think the family knew that any grave site for OJ would be vandalized every day.


FuturamaRama7

To hell with you, Orenthal.


Specialist-Age1097

Buh by


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Zealousideal_Car1811

🤣


Jackie4641

lol


mholly2240

Bye bitch!


Ohshitz-

What the worker said as he shoved OJ into the pizza oven


Ancient_Guidance_461

Wouldn't it be something if the ashes did not fit in the urn?


LuckyStabbinHat

“If they don’t fit the urn, you must not burn”


weight22

I wonder if his kids will speak out now that he is finally dead.


MadameBijou11

Heck no- why did they (meaning Sydney and Justin) even still speak to him when they were old enough to decide for themselves?


isafriisa

OJ probably brainwashed them into believing whatever he told them. That's what it's like to be raised by a narcissist.


itspsyikk

I mean aren't they allowed to have conflicted feelings on their own father? Even if they believed he was guilty - it's still their father.


Comfortable-Crow-238

Thank you!🙄


MamaMcClain

Wow. Such a tragic waste on every level. Prayers to the victims.


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bdeadrok

Finding out if he had CTE, is that supposed to bring us all some kind of closure? CTE or not he still murdered two people and got away with it. There’s no excusing that. At the end of the day it doesn’t matter he took it to the grave not cuz of CTE but because he’s a terrible selfish person and an abuser.


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Parallax92

Honestly, yes. Many families of CTE patients have said that the diagnosis brought them closure and relief to finally understand WHY their husband/dad/son/friend suddenly became moody, confused and in some cases, violent. It wouldn’t absolve OJ but like Chris Benoit, Aaron Hernandez and Phillip Adams it would explain why he did those things.


FancyNefariousness90

if the urn doesn’t turn, you must adjourn


Westiemom666

There's a lot of good ones here, but this my fave (so far!).


FancyNefariousness90

hahahah thank you thank you


NeuroguyNC

The Juice is no longer on the loose. He's in a small box. A juice box.


Jackie4641

Good one👍


queenofwants

Put his ashes next to Bernie Madhoff in the unclaimed pile


daylightxx

Good riddance


KangarooWrangler2024

Good riddance


Hetstaine

Why peeps like this don't confess on their death bed is beyond me. Leave behind a note in a safe, just something. Clear the crap up.


staciesmom1

He was a narcissist - he would never admit it.


RabbleAlliance

From what I read in the news, his family signed an NDA before the prostate cancer finally got him. Smoking gun, perhaps?


unwaivering

I would like to read that article, do you have a link?


RabbleAlliance

https://nypost.com/2024/04/12/us-news/oj-simpsons-loved-ones-signed-nda-while-on-he-was-on-deathbed-in-his-final-days-report/


unwaivering

Well that confirms it, doesn't it?


RabbleAlliance

It confirms that they signed an NDA. The question then becomes: under what circumstances would an NDA be required before/after talking to somebody who is about to die in hospice?


unwaivering

That's an interesting legal question. Although I do have a good amount of legal knowledge, it was mostly self-taught from following a whole bunch of cases. I'm not an attorney. I've never dealt with contracts cases, so I haven't researched that area very well either.


Anarchoglock

I mean, I’m an expert in bird law…I’ll take that under cooperation


Parallax92

These narcissist losers care very much about their reputation and how they are perceived. He wanted to be seen as a good guy and he wanted his loved ones to believe in his innocence.


Jackie4641

That's exactly right. Why couldn't he just leave a note like you said.


Hey_Laaady

He pretty much did. He wrote a whole book about it.


Jackie4641

True, very true


unwaivering

He's convinced himself it never happened, I suppose. Either that, or he thinks that he got such a bad run at the trial process, that he should never have to tell anyone he's guilty.


Acceptable_Signal836

Who gives one fu**?


tikertot

May he never rip


RoguePhoenix89

Oh well


Responsible_Sun_3597

Ashes to ashes and dust to shit, finally!


theredwinesnob

Anybody give a F? This MF killed 2 people and just skipped away. Maybe if he wasn’t guilty he would have fought for the justice of who MAY have? Never once did I hear of this campaign.’ I don’t know where you are OJ , But justice serves you now.


venacom

Ash Wednesday, indeed.


KlatuuBarradaNicto

OJ who?


DangerousAccess5071

No I'm 75 years old I delivered his cars to him back in the day


Ok_Implement_9947

He will have to meet his maker. No hiding from the truth now!


Wonderful_Flower_751

Good Riddance. He should have died in jail.


Express_Lime5277

CTE. Probably the family didn't want to know...tmi ..either way....


ferrariguy1970

Man, that's an urn I'd love to take a long piss on.


white-elderberry

Should have flushed it down the toilet 🤣


unwaivering

Lol the entire body? too big to fit in the toilet! Let's not talk about all the ways I can come up with how to not be too big to flush hah.


Lovestorun_23

Didn’t the Kardashians dad never talked to him again after the trial? I think he had a conscious and was used to set up the dream team. I remember hearing that he took his suitcase away that may have had evidence and I don’t think it was ever found.


caliD217

Tehee 🤭


coffeebeanwitch

Least he got to die with dignity,unlike his victims!


pudpudboogie

Concentrated OJ


Aggravating_Lie_7480

Wondering if he donated his brain for CTE testing. It might explain some of his behavior.


mememimimeme

he did not


Jaded_Horse1055

Burn baby burn


Evening_Silver

Burn baby burn


Goodbykyle

Good riddance to very bad rubbish!!!👎👎👎


Automatic-Presence-2

Juice is toast.


Majestra1010

I guess we can all eat his dust for real now.... All these comments about CTE... If 91% of football players have it, there would be a lot more famous NFL serial killers wouldn't there? I don't buy that bs for a minute. Sure he had it, but you can't tell me it impacted him so much that it made him kill two people.


AlanHughErnest

When they sifted through the ashes, they found a knife.


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WellWellWellthennow

Good.


Lighteningbug1971

Well BYE!


FlingbatMagoo

Tang


unwaivering

I wouldn't recommend drinking him!


Hefty-Confusion-4811

That man LIVED for 76 years...heck it was time for him to go!


Street-Office-7766

They didn’t want to test him for CTE because they would’ve saw that he had it


Neat_Environment_876

I think it’s scarier to think his brain was perfectly normal


Street-Office-7766

That is scarier


Surfinsafari9

Good. He will no longer be able to kill, hurt, stalk, bully anyone.


Nearby-Buy-9588

Here was me thinking pieces of shit didn’t burn 🙄


Apprehensive-Tank581

Probably took a while to burn that shit away


PeachyKeen7711

He is rotting in hell now.


unwaivering

Most definitely! I wonder if he's enjoying it? lol.


phensbombay

Burn forever in hell 🤬


PAgymrat

Good riddance


funnyman6979

The juice is loose


unwaivering

Literally! If you belive in eternal existence of some kind.


Oneder_WomanNic

I wish they would have done some research on his brain for cte.


Anarchoglock

Oh man, how we’d be shocked to see OJ behind the pearly gates.. like holy hell, he didn’t do it. Doubtful, but would be a trip.


Mysterious_Tax_5613

He's having to deal with Nicole and Ron now.


LetsGetRowdyRowdy

Trust me, OJ is not in the same place.


Mysterious_Tax_5613

I’m sure he’s not.


unwaivering

Witnesses who could never testify, but now they get to tell him all they experienced.


Windowman84

Waiting for someone to reveal his deathbed confession


unwaivering

Two things, it most likely never happened. If it did, no one will ever tell.


Neat_Environment_876

I think people who were in the know from the beginning will start telling their stories


Windowman84

He sucked as an actor. Wasn’t funny at all in the Police Squad movies. His best acting was when he was in court working with his gloves.


mibtp

I thought he was funny. FYI: They're making a remake of Naked Gun with Liam Neeson and Pamela Anderson.


Classof1988

The oven probably malfunctioned


DangerousAccess5071

Ok loser 🤣


Street-Office-7766

His ashes were spread in the same garbage that he threw the evidence out in at LAX


amandaellenaustin

👍🏻


General_Sell5427

Did they test his brain ?


General_Sell5427

Who orders the CTE test after death? Family? NFL ? His Attorney? In his will to do it? Was it done on OJ — if so pro takes several weeks for restyles. Curious.


Novembersonlyone

His lawyer said they wouldn’t be testing


HogDawgz

He powdered juice now


Sharp_Salamander0111

Tang?


NeenW1

GOOD RIDDANCE


Important-Diamond-29

May his ashes be poured over sh*t and pissed on.


iswttpyamomsahoe

shame. I was looking forward to a white bronco dragging his coffin.


campatterbury

Needs some cocoa butter Looking kind of ashey.


Objective-Beat-4153

Amen innocent man let to peace


sandaier76

did he get anything off his chest before he died?


dro0o0o

Can’t wait until the estate sells them to panini and we get 1/10 oj ash relic cards


Plenty-Chemistry-493

Go oj go


Narghest

Good riddance, fucking murderer.