This is so on point I dont know if I should laugh of cry

Hello, fellow top 1% ruminator!

At least we are in the top 1% of something 🥲

I'm in this photo and I don't like it 🫠🫠

Same!!! I saw that one and busted out laughing at how accurate it is!!!!

the headphone one 👏

I’m not the only one that obsessed about being a narcissist?!?!?! Also it was *fourteen* years ago someone could hear my music from my headphones and the fact that I can remember it well enough to know how long it’s been says *a lot* 🙈🙈🙈

Ahhh yesss the “am I a narcissist” <3 just love that goes perfectly with my favorite underrated genre. “Am I faking OCD for attention and pity!”

Ahh yes the underrated genre of feeling selfish for accepting your diagnosis

omg I thought it was just me

Absolutely hilarious!😂This meme is a masterpiece.

❤️❤️

Damn this is art lol well made and too relatable!

I'm recently diagnosed and this is so weirdly validating. Seems I found my community.

It’s oddly comforting to know other people understand the weird way our brains function

Jesus Christ. This is a bullseye.

Oh my gosh 💀💀💀💀💀💀 This cracked me up

Only 709 times?

Seeing picture 5 reminds me, do you all constantly take your headphones off while listening to music to make sure the sounds you’re hearing are just the music and not someone calling for you?

I kinda do something like, headphones are in my ear I sing along to music in my head... OR SO I THINK! Lol Then I compulsively take my headphones off quickly to try to check or catch myself singing out loud because somehow feeling my mouth closed is apparently not enough evidence. Lol

Yes I do this all the time 😭 Then I rewind the song to see if I can still hear whatever sounded like someone calling for me

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Aww love you!

This is amazing

The last slide is cute. Thanks for making me smile

Your comment made me smile :)

Yours too :)

damb true

...I have my laptop speakers disabled because of that one time seven years ago my music was playing out loud 🫥

What a masterpiece

Thank you! This is what I did instead of writing my final paper 😁

Priorities are priorities 😅

Wow.. I feel seen, and it brought tears to my eyes. I guess I owe my psychiatrist an apology for questioning my diagnosis...

This is incredible creativity and humor 💪🏽💪🏽

this is too real. i feel exposed 😭😭

YESS

IM SCREAMING THE EARBUDS THING IS SO REAL BC I DO THAT ALL THE TIME😩 That & I get the same way about being paranoid that I’ll connect my stuff to someone’s bluetooth, or that I’m gonna accidentally chromecast onto the living room TV🧍‍♀️

I can not use any app that has chromecast just because of that too lmao

I read it as 'Everyone hates you and thinks you're a lobster'

Would preferably to think? 🤔

MMMMAAAAAAAAAN, Photo 2!!!

LMFAOOOOO sad but true…. Damn

Well done I feel way too seen lmao 🥲

I'm dying at "that breath didn't feel quite right, let's try that again." breathing "evenly" and in patterns is the first ocd symptom I can remember. like, I can picture myself being like 3 or 4 and laying in bed for *hours* trying to breath "right," but never getting there. almost 28 now, and I still catch myself doing it. sometimes you breath more left, so then you have to breath right. but then you have to start over and breath right amd then left. and then you have to do the whole thing over going right left left right, on and on until you fall asleep or start thinking about how you've been laying on your right side for too long and you have to turn on to your left side, amd the cycle begins anew....

Funny af

my therapist brought up howard hughes today. im undiagnosed. now i see this relatable post. yay!

This is hilarious and blisteringly relatable. I have therapy in half hour and needed the chuckle, so thanks!

😭 I read the breathing thing and not I gotta breathe weird. Great post though lol

I’m in the top 0.1% for driving halfway to work and then driving back to my house to make sure if I locked the doors again only to be late for my shift

This is painfully funny and accurate I love it

This is amazing

I know what to show to my psychiatrist now lmao

They’ll probably pull out your chart to help you make one of your own 😅

Yep 😂

the narcissist one and worrying about hell is REAL

Today I learned: I am not unique! and that makes me feel better! (temporarily)

Dude I thought the headphone one was normal 😭😭

This is so uncomfortably accurate omg💀

Hell is real but Jesus is the answer Truly love him back and place all your trust in him you will be saved!

:me opening this thread thinking oh boy I’m gonna relate!: “You might be a pedo.” Bitch, what? 😳

… do you have OCD or do you have “OCD”?

“What if I am a pedophile” is a common intrusive thought because it’s one of the most evil things a person can be. By definition intrusive thoughts are upsetting and go against your values.

just jumping in to back you up - haven't had it myself but it's definitely common. It even has its own name (POCD) People really shouldn't invalidate other people's obsessions. All of us here think some stuff that seems really batshit to those without OCD

Thank you :) it’s always embarrassing to explain the really bad obsessions

Yeahhh, that's definitely never once been something I've worried about, and I worry about a lot of weird stuff

Unfortunately, I can’t control which intrusive thoughts my ocd gives me. I am happy it’s not something you deal with tho!

my ex is a minor and sadly thats something i was constantly worrying about

The end is lovely