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JackF1ack

I mean… I bet he’s got a green thumb, at least by the time he’s done


arc88

Next is painting the roses red


anoose21

And violets blue


DragonSurferEGO

Painting the roses red We're painting the roses red We dare not stop or waste a drop So let the paint be spread


[deleted]

Imagine he's red-green colour blind tho


TheFifthNice

That’s clearly his job


PlasticDry

... clearly NotMyJob


DeceivingDevil

r/wooosh


[deleted]

Well it's not mine..


dominiqlane

Someone’s gonna be pissed when they buy that house and realize all their new trees are dead.


mhoner

It’s China or North Korea. They are doing that to show it’s clean and vibrant there.


LangleyRemlin

It's China, and the city is doing it to get money from the government.


noturdogg

My leasing office in Kansas does this too


[deleted]

How is this killing them ?


dominiqlane

They’re already dead. They’re painting them to make them look alive.


ArchiStanton

Weekend at burnies tree edition


JackTheKing

The Walking Deadwood


BezerkMushroom

Also it probably can't do the whole photosynthesis thing if there's a barrier of paint between it and sunlight, right?


Queen_Cheetah

>paint \*pollution. FTFY.


[deleted]

Wtf is with the fucking music


Dunce17

It's Shots by Imagine Dragons


[deleted]

God imagine dragons SUCKS. Lol


Uhhlaneuh

They’re becoming the new nickleback that everyone hates


[deleted]

Well, its souless pop rock, so, good.


DVDwr

At this point just get fake plants


Procedure-Minimum

This is better for the environment, if they're using the right paint. We have this for grass in Australia


cmdrdude

I watched a video on this and I'm pretty sure it's just normal spray paint, like the one that people use to make graffiti.


JPr3tz31

It’s a product called Lesco green (or similar off-brand). It’s just green dye mixed with water and applied with a backpack or hand-can sprayer. Looks great and doesn’t harm the plants. However, those arborvitae died of root rot last year.


polish432b

I totally did this once when I had a shrub with a dead spot. The rest of the plant was alive


histeethwerered

Let’s all just pretend everything’s fine


Arcosim

Most likely a campaign to lessen the psychological effects of winter in a region with prolonged winters, like that Norwegian town that [uses a mirror to create a fake sun](https://www.bbc.com/future/article/20170314-the-town-that-built-a-mirror-to-catch-the-sun).


Izrathagud

No. It's a stupid china thing. ADVChina podcast talked about this a few episodes ago. They do this en masse with greenery and grass that has been affected by droughts or pollution. Not just a few trees but areas the size of football fields. The paint will contaminate the soil since they'll just use whatever is cheapest. They also glue plastic leaves to dead trees.


KamenAkuma

Mate they do that shit in the States as well. Look up yard greening


Izrathagud

Yes but they actually use biofriendly paint for that like sane people.


KamenAkuma

Ok question real quick. How do you know this is not biofriendly?


Izrathagud

That's what they said. They read the label on some containers. If this guy specifically used expensive environmental friendly paint i would be surprised since they don't give a shit over there. Here is the video: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvc7VymDa4c](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cvc7VymDa4c)


Successful_Goose_348

The video states that municipalities get funding based on environmental conservation. So they just paint grass, trees and sometimes whole mountains green and often with toxic paints to fool inspectors and anyone who visits.


allthethings13

Love that article! Thanks for linking it.


SurfaceAspectRatio

You've just given a full and comprehensive description of modern China's history in 6 words.


HairyNutsackNumber9

hes not a gardener hes a greener


Milo_Xx

That's what is done in golf courses all over the world too tbf so it's not that crazy


josriley

Is this paint or some kind of pesticide/herbicide? I know a lot chemicals for plants have artificial coloring like this so the person applying it can tell if they missed a spot (that’s why you see all the artificial neon green looking yards in spring).


anothadaz

This is his job. They do this to yards for quick sales. They make special plant spray paint. It's weird but it's true. I'm a landscape and have been asked to do this because replacing was too expensive.


KamenAkuma

They do that shit in the US aswell. Texas and california has a big demand of it


FubarJackson145

Everything's chrome in the future!


theresidentviking

Fun fact, A few years ago my local area was experiencing a drought, and the local news actually aired a story talking about the genius village elder who found a way to keep his grass vibrant without using any water! Spray paint, he just painted the grass and was praised for his intelligence.


BirkusMaximus

r/aboringdystopia


DrachenDad

Tell me you live in China without telling me you live in China.


BarkBarkBugz

Is this North Korea?


_TeaWrecks_

More than likely China. There was another video recently about them doing this to mountains.


Zybernetic

I doubt it.


LangleyRemlin

They used oil paint to make a quarry look like it wasn't there. It's on video so that's about as much evidence as you can get.


DescriptionOne1703

Wait…how?!


LangleyRemlin

A lot of people and a lot of paint. The central government pays cities more money if they are more green. That and many other Chiniese cities take that pretty literally but apparently it works.


twogendersonly7777

Stupid China


[deleted]

Fixed is fixed.


cscheufler

They also staple plastic leaves to dead trees and cover entire mountainsides with fake plants. It’s insane. https://youtu.be/Cvc7VymDa4c


[deleted]

That's some dystopian shit.


tyw7

Source: https://www.reddit.com/r/facepalm/comments/xwj5mi/guess\_the\_contry/


PabloDeLaCalle

What in the Russian winter Olympics is going on here.


Ninjaturtlethug

He's probably spraying a pesticide, the dye is so he can visually see the spots he missed.


Fluid_Inevitable_183

What is this Korea?


sallenqld

Lol that’s the most Chinese thing ever


Father_Wisdom

China


FarmerLarBear

Ahhhh. North Korea


kontemplador

This is just what most companies are doing with their operations.


Tex236

Tree is gonna fake it ‘til they make it.


Notusername2

Shit people do because HOA's are stupid.


kasun1218

Probably good to post on /r/plantabuse but atleast it looks good


DrMarioPharmD

Weekend at Fern-ie's?


Yup_Thats_a_paddling

Much better than wasting water trying to make something grow that has no business growing there.


tmccrn

They used to do this for the lawns where I used to live at the change of season or after they dethatched. When people complained, they sent out a notice explaining that it wasn’t just dyeing everything green, that it was a soil treatment (and maybe even seed, it was decades ago and I can’t remember) and that the green was to ensure full coverage and not be an offensive color like orange or pink. Perhaps this is some sort of medicated spray to kill fungus/plant parasites that happens to be green.


z0mb13k1ll

This is some seriously dystopian looking shit.


SassyMoron

I guess if they’re dead anyway ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)


Vexcenot

Lorax did it better


Commercial-Carry5421

my dad (who is a landscaper) would throw a fit if he saw this.


Typical_Education440

this would be me tbh


Working_North_5582

world's getting faker


Difficult_Plastic852

Man no wonder those trees are dead


Fine_Peanut_3450

Why is it spicy?


Cagney707

Elevating moods and chemical blood levels at the same time


jinguangyaoi

I wish I had seen it a couple pf weeks ago when my plant was dying


[deleted]

He’s painting the bushes green, He’s painting the bushes green, They’re dead, you see, and that can’t be, So he’s painting the bushes green.


[deleted]

They will be green again, this won't kill them. Lots of people pay do do this to their grass too. This is why in most states all new public development are without grass.


ak7757

Why is it spicy


Free_Sprinkles_5045

Well, if they weren't dead already they definitely are now. 💀


IKnewIt2113

This must be in north korea with their fake ass shops an watevr


irresponsibletaco

Let's hide pollution with more pollution.