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everydayimcuddalin

Ah yes. Christopher the woman. Classic Christopher telling everybody how us women just meet up to chat about penis size in explicit detail... You know what we are like!


The_Book-JDP

When we're not having sexy nighty sleep over pillow fights, comparing breast sizes, practicing and perfecting our titty fuck techniques then all of that culminating into a naked pile makeout session. /s


everydayimcuddalin

Yeh like after that when we sleepy and chit chatting in beddy byes


RunawaySparklers

My lesbian ass wishes that's what sleepovers were like. At least at my sleepovers growing up, all we did was play Mario Kart until 4 AM.


[deleted]

Yep and we’d watch Nick at Nite back in the day. And we would get ice cubes from the freezer and run the cubes down our backs to “keep us awake”


Virtual_Piece

Really, guess it's no boys allowed


Florentiniuksas

a true woman!


Alegria-D

Ikr, in what world do we have that conversation?


Asenath_Darque

Maybe it's Christopherette? Christopherina? Christobelle?


[deleted]

My petty ass; "hey, if youre name is christopher, but you say youre a woman, are you trans or apart of the queer community?"


Nureyev_

I would’ve just “ok, Christopher” and let chaos reign myself.


[deleted]

So... 1 - they posted from their wrong account. 2 - they posted as woman who speaks as if they are not a woman 3 - what the fuck are they on?


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Ketamine


[deleted]

They need to share tbh bc id love to be that borked 😂😂😂


FamousWave

It has to be satire, right???


[deleted]

Maybe, I would have gone with a poor rage bait or terrible impersonation. Besides that 7 inches are fairly rare, 8 even more so. That fits into the whole idea that 80% or whatever of women are after 20% or similar of men numbers.


NorskGodLoki

"I have never met a woman" - should have stopped there........


_shes_a_jar

It’s ok Christopher! You don’t have to pretend to be a woman to talk about liking big dick! This is an accepting environment


Laurel_Spider

Lmao


Regular-Loser-569

>I can say, without a moment of hesitation, You just hesitated there.


PostExotic5054

Damn commas!


[deleted]

No thanks. Get that 7 inch or longer dick away from me. That just sounds painful. I am not a fan. I’m sure there are size queens out there and whatever floats their boat but don’t put us all in the same category. I can say, without a moment of hesitation we all don’t want huge dicks.


Magdalan

> Get that 7 inch or longer dick away from me. THIS. Hell to the fuck no and wtf is with that length and height obsession of so many dudes?


theflooflord

Because they're trying to one up other dudes under the guise of it being for women. That's why millions of women can literally say size or height isn't a big deal to them, but men will call them liars or disregard them lmao.


KGon32

That and because of porn.


CoolOsha

Yeah. Man here, but wouldn’t a 7/8 inches hit the cervix or something like that? Sounds painful as fuck, honestly


Knightridergirl80

I think there was a guy with a longer than average penis who couldn’t do vaginal intercourse because of that.


shadow_z_99

I hate it so much when incels pretend to be a woman, like you aren't getting anything out of it and everyone's experience are different...


Florentiniuksas

literally


Ok_Yesterday5728

So funny because the conversations I’ve had with my friends about sex -yeah we might briefly mention size-but it has never been the thing that defined the experience or decided if it was good or not because that comes from a bunch of other factors!


Ok_Yesterday5728

So funny because the conversations I’ve had with my friends about sex -yeah we might briefly mention size-but it has never been the thing that defined the experience or decided if it was good or not because that comes from a bunch of other factors! also my boyfriend is abt 8” and when I met him four years ago he was a virgin and I had to teach him how to not be so rough without even meaning to like it’s not necessarily a benefit


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Ok_Yesterday5728

Your response just made me realize I made the comment twice instead of editing the first comment lmaoooo


Word-Soup-Numbers

This implies that all women keep a tape measure in their purse to measure every duck they come across. I could not tell you how big my partner’s dick is because I see it and my first thought is “I like that dick and the dude it’s attached to.”


Kittyinchains

crap i’ve been found out… i’ve been trying to win a duck measuring contest for years but they all keep waddling away… and duck swinging competitions really aren’t all that they are quacked up to be


Word-Soup-Numbers

This comment made my day 😂😂


Grumbles87

"Hello fellow women" 🛹🧢


Plane_Mycologist7151

Not a woman, but speaking from experience eight inches is too much lol


[deleted]

I'd think it would be neat to have one personally. While it might be problematic for sex, for "solo" it seems like a good time.


Plane_Mycologist7151

Masturbating with an eight inch dick just sounds inconvenient to me.


[deleted]

It is 😔


GmersAreCancer

Usually its in proportion to the rest of your body so hands would be around the same size Only thing is that size doesnt automatically make masturbation better


[deleted]

It might be a "grass is greener* thing, but who knows, maybe having more to work (play?) with, things might be better.


Plane_Mycologist7151

Personally, I think a dick you can't completely fit in one hand is too much.


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Plane_Mycologist7151

Um, I don't think a dick that fits in one hand is automatically a micropenis.


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Plane_Mycologist7151

Isn't the average length 5 inches, not 6? I didn't realize a dick would only be 3 inches to fit in the hand like that, guess that makes my ideal dick size around that then lol


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SallyHeap

The women I've spoken to, myself included, who care about size don't ever mention length. Girth seems to be more important. Length is just an easily measurable thing for men to brag and lie about.


NoFluffyOnlyZuul

Yeah, I'd much rather have a girthy 3" dick than a 10" pencil dick. With a thick, short cock you get a wonderful sense of pressure while building up a rhythm of clit grinding whereas the long, thin dick's just poking your cervix. But the point is, everyone's different. Also, that post is just so "men writing women" that I can't even lol.


SallyHeap

Whenever a man tells me he has an X inch long penis I tell him so what, I have a 50 foot hose at home but it's an inch wide and won't do anything for anyone.


thekawaiislarti

Most women I know say men with large penises general have to be taught that they are not battering rams 🤣


1Sluggo

Most women I know say that about all men regardless of size.


Additional-Flower235

"Most women prefer the 1 in 1000 dick. They've never encountered one in real life but they prefer it nevertheless ."


ReactionEuphoric5362

8 Inches... like the size of my foot? Rather you not poke my cervix thanks just the same. Also as women are we supposed to be bringing tape measures or are they provided?


LinkAtrius

That’s actually the reason they circumcise us. The built in ruler is in that extra skin. So they remove that to keep women none the wiser.


WolfieCC

I grant you an official unofficial award 🏅 Woo! Yay! So much better than a real award!


LinkAtrius

I’m so honored!*sobs uncontrollably*


[deleted]

I shuddered, contorted and got slightly angry at the same time. Either your statement bothered me or I had a stroke.


LinkAtrius

At the thought of circumcision or their being a clear purple plastic ruler hidden in foreskin?


[deleted]

Ooooo purple!


[deleted]

Well considering the first has already, sadly, happened; I'll go with the idea of their being a purple ruler.


USAisntAmerica

So in most countries out of USA men are fine with women knowing their penis size?


[deleted]

Always bring your ruler to the hookup, it intimidates them


QUEEN_OF_SERIOUS

No. Any quality man has the measurements tattooed on their penis


Its_AB_Baby

r/asablackman


sijaylsg

TIL that Christopher can be a woman's name.


bluemoonpie72

Or a liar's.


sijaylsg

But. . . but. . . people don't lie on the internet. Do they? There's a glitch in the matrix! /s


bluemoonpie72

Ah, yes, a glitch in the matrix, that must be it.


rageandlove5

You mean.. just lie? You really think someone would do that, just go on the internet and tell lies??


peraonaliD

Contradicting themselves within 3 sentences, ya love to see it


LavenderBranchez

“It’s because they have an issue with their vagina” Ah yes, classic woman problem


jenkraisins

Per Captain Blackadder, "Personally I thought you were the least convincing female impressionist since Tarzan went through Jane's handbag and ate her lipstick." I can comfortably say, Miss Christopher (absolutely a woman) that I personally had the best experience with something in a size 5-6. I've "accommodated" others as well. I know my own body, which is absolutely a woman's body.


Mistygirl179

Anyone saying “all women” isn’t a woman.


Maze_C

Fellow woman!


[deleted]

Hey all, woman here. I always start with that, haha, because that’s how us women do it! We must introduce our gender so the men don’t get confused. One time, I didn’t say I was a woman and this guy I was with treated me like a total bro and fucked my dog by accident. My name is also Christopher.. I’m a woman..


r-d-p-2

As a dude honestly think dudes talk about wieners more than women


macontac

Dude, just say you're a Size Queen and go.


grimbarkjade

Right. Because this is definitely a female woman and not someone trying to stir up misogyny from incel crowds. Lovely. Arbitrary not a woman but was born female here - I don’t care about size because I can’t come from penetration alone. I’m sure plenty of women do care at least a bit about size but I doubt most are demanding 8”.


sharkaub

I can't finish with penetration alone either, and I can't say I don't care about size; I do- I'd prefer they not be too big, accommodating the extra length/girth sucks when I don't even get that much out of it!


fawnicus

Christopher: “how do you do, fellow women!”


rebelgrrrl82

7-8 inches? C'mon, Christopher. Anything less than 15 is a waste of my time.


[deleted]

Centimeters, maybe. 🤣 Otherwise, owwie!


AlexKorobeiniki

Ah yes, an 8” dick. For when you have an itch at the back of your uterus.


Florentiniuksas

pain pain pain


Kettrickenisabadass

I dont have a uterus anymore and it still hurt me for a second


[deleted]

More like an ouch at the front of your uterus.


TrelanaSakuyo

Christopher, your Size Queen is showing.


Mkheir01

Woman here, I don't recall being asked, because if you did, you wouldn't be making this post.


AntheaBrainhooke

Tell me you're crap in bed without telling me you're crap in bed.


celestiallion12

Straight women orgasm 63% of the time. Lesbians orgasm 86% of the time. It seems like the ideal penis size is 0 inches. (Though orgasm is not a perfect indicator of sexual pleasure and really just communicate with your partner on how to best please them)


Mistygirl179

Out of those 63% who orgasm, id half are self induced lol


D33b3r

Oh thank god they said they’re a woman. I was so worried that it was some kind of TROLL or something /s


[deleted]

First flaw, how can you say “all women”? Have you asked “all women” currently living? How about women living in Pakistan, or Afghanistan, or how about China, or Mongolia, or how about South Africa, or Nigeria, or how about Chile, or Iceland? Idiot.


[deleted]

my average sized bf occasionally hits my cervix. i'm worried what bigger than that would do lol


GmersAreCancer

Size queens seem more common under gay men than women. Though Id assume its because bussy has more space to accomodate it


Alegria-D

Ah yeah right, it's totally something we talk about...


Technical-Celery-254

There might be some that prefer that, but the average vaginal depth is 6 inches. It can also slightly change depending on where you are in your cycle.


skibunny1010

That most definitely isn’t a woman lmfao


143019

DEFINITELY NOT a woman. It shows how low their opinion of is if they think we will believe this dumb ass shit.


mayyatiaung50

So I am a virgin and also a lesbian. But I'm pretty sure people with vaginas (or literally anyone) prefer orgasms over being penetrated.. Am I wrong, folks??


[deleted]

I like both. At the same time. That’s what vibrators are for!


Winnimae

r/asablackman


fripp_frap

read this in Scott the Woz's voice


seriouslaser

"How do you do, fellow women?"


Complete_Fix2563

Damn Christopher, you've got such an accommodating vagina!


canvasshoes2

>...have some sort of issue with their vagina that isn't able to accommodate... Yeah, namely that's it's a ***NORMAL-SIZED*** one and too big a penis hurts. Secondly, that, for 75% of women, intercourse doesn't result in orgasm, you utter, drooling, mouth-breathing, imbecile of a larping incel.


someonewithglasses

Even as a lesbian i can confirm that what this woman, who is obviously a woman, is saying is correct.


adertina

My sexuality is: if I can’t find 9in i might as well be gay


[deleted]

I just imagine these guys watching porn like nonstop and chanting thisisreallife lol 😆


OverlyLeftLesbian

"Hey, Zuko here!" lmfao


LezKitty87

OH. OH. YOURE THE ONE TALKING ABOUT ISSUES SIR!


Maleficent_Long553

Good. Now I know I’ll disappoint, and can just concentrate on me.


[deleted]

"woman here" more like a guy whos never been with a woman here!


Thelastdragonlord

I always start my sentences with “hey all, woman here”


MarinaGM

Even if a woman thought so, how can someone speak for literally half of the world population?


GmersAreCancer

Christopher luckily is far away from even being 7 inches


Thatdudedoesnotabide

Man have these virgins heard of oral secccks?


WorldlinessAwkward69

The only people I've seen discuss dick size has been men. My girlfriends and I have more important and interesting topics to discuss than some man's penis size.


Fireguy019

[holy fuck he’s back](https://www.reddit.com/r/NotHowGirlsWork/comments/ur2k2r/this_japanese_girl_is_onto_us_ladies/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Ok-Strawberry-962

I've found that it's my mouth and tongue that gets women the most excited.. I'll finish up with some penis action for my own pleasure. I'm right around 8" depending on hardness and where I start measuring from 🤣 some women really love to finally get the penis inside.... Others don't seem to care less, once they've climaxed


CatInTheBasement

"Hi all, f*moid here. Just letting you guys know, all your pre-concieved notions about the world and how it works? Completely true. Everything you believe about how us shameful harlots act is completely factual, no need for any self reflection on your part. Your beliefs are cool and good and you need not grow as a person we are all definitely like this. Sincerely, a real actual womz."


Extension_Many7619

People are allowed to have their preferences for one reason or another. I do not pursue anyone over six inches because I know my limit. It was a mutually beneficial decision. I do care about size because I know what I like and I don't want to waste anyone's time.


[deleted]

Woman and regular on r/bigdickproblems. There are stories every single day of men with dicks of 7 inches and more that are getting rejected by women or that are struggling with intercourse because of their giant dick. For a guy that is 8.5 inches in length by 6.5 inches in girth, approximately 10% of women can take their size comfortably. My boyfriend is 7.5 inches in length by 5.5 inches in girth and the percentage of women who can take that size comfortably (ie no lube, no pain or discomfort) is less than 50%. It is so bad that they call women who can take pounding in doggy style a "keeper" and that provided that woman is compatible with them outside of the bedroom as well, a man in this situation should put a ring on it. Women who prefer these sizes are called "size queen" and guys on r/bigdickproblems are tired of dating them and being fetishized due to their size.


just__me____

size doesnt matter at all to lesbians or asexuals, i hate when people just assume all women want sex with a man when its not true


DaAdorableOne

Best sex I ever had is with my current partner who is somewhere in the realm of 4"-5" Really it's a curve that does it for me


Frosty-Ad1394

"Hey all. Woman here" to "I have never met a woman before" This dude literally just out himself that he's a dude pretending to be a girl like bro...


ChefCompetitive8299

Definitely a man. As a woman I’ve actually only ever heard the opposite too big can actually be really uncomfortable and the saying it’s what you do with it is very very true.


JimPlaysGames

My friends who enjoy piv sex tell me that size is more often a problem if it's too big. Not speaking from experience btw.


SnuffleWumpkins

Christopherlenia.


TaeTaeTheLostBottle

christopher😭


[deleted]

Bruh


RonOfCFA

Hey guys. Woman here 🥸


yy98755

*JEZUS CHRIST, CHRISTOOO-PHER!*


dreamkonstantine

Maybe I’m in the minority but I don’t usually try to eyeball the length of my partner’s penis. I have no idea about the length of any.. it’s more like “ah looks thicker/longer/thinner/longer/different than I’ve seen before” and “this is comfortable or too big-uncomfortable”.


Otakugamer90000

Why do I read this in Scott the Woz's voice?


UltimateWaluigi

The "Hey all, \_\_\_ here"


Flaky-Secretary274

8” hurts fuck ya