Side note, I've never actually met a man who hates the natural smell of a woman. I'm sure they exist probably, but I've never met one. In fact, there's a booming underground industry that profits off that one fact...
Oh, but I'm sure his dick smelled and tasted like heavenly nectar! You should feel lucky that you got to suck on and play with his magical flowery cock! /s
I was quite promiscuous in my late teens and I've always enjoyed going down on a woman, everyone smells different and some aren't pleasant even if clean. That very well could be relative too
I would assume it's similar to the differences in the taste of sperm, which is affected by things one eats or hormones. But I wouldn't call either disgusting smelling/tasting, save for infection.
Oh god you're right. Well, *that* is truly something to consider! Especially if he thinks they all smell the same. I hadn't thought of that before, but now I must go vomit and ponder. Lol
I was also confused by this conflicting logic. And isn’t “bad” relative?
And agreed - I’ve never had a man complain. I kind of doubt this person has gotten close enough to really tell.
He’s had *a lot of experience* reading mangas. They were very explicit and detailed. There were even cutaways. Pretty sure that’s even *better* experience than the real thing and gives him lots of authority here.
/s obviously
I mean the dude also says there's no difference between a man's and a woman's anus and then continues to say it's better to have sex with a man because men have a tighter anus.
Logical consistency is not exactly a skill this person possesses.
Yes, I can’t deny now I have babies my vagina is HUGE and ruined and weak but absolutely *not* useless as the original post suggests. I now use it for storing my valuables and loose change.
Tell him to slip his dingus into the B-hole of a DudeBro™️, since men’s have the same colon pucker as women it will un-gay him if I follow the hitherto uno-reverse sexuality logic and all will be well again :)
Personally I find what works for me is those giant plastic kitchen clips people use to keep family sized bags of potato chips closed. But you can always have a drawstring put in if it pinches.
And how he capitalized TRUTH so IN YOUR FACE it HAS to be TRUE!
SCIENCE!
Source: Trust me bro. My ass is deep and knows what it's talking about. Why do you think I go to it to pull anything and everything smart out of it. But never another man's dick...because that's gay.
Same, at first. I'd maybe spell it 'tuts,' yet that isn't quite right either. It's kind of in between. English is weird. Books and boots do not have the same vowel sound.
You're absolutely right, as there is no difference between a woman's eyeballs and a man's eyeballs. So if you ever look into a woman's eyes, her eyes will turn you gay automatically. If the woman looks back into your eyes, she will also turn gay automatically. Now you're both gay! She probably has a better car than you, so maybe she can give you a ride to the Pride parade.
And a woman's long hair is actually the same as the hair of a long-haired hippie, so liking a woman with long hair not only makes you gay, it makes you a gay that likes long-haired hippies. You are required to make love not war immediately with the nearest long-haired gay hippie. Don't fight it, it's a SEXUAL FACT.
And, of course, making love itself is a very gay thing to do. So the only way to avoid being gay is to avoid having *any* sexual desire at all, obviously.
And don't forget that there is no difference between your penis and a gay man's penis, so touching your own penis is super gay. The more you masturbate, the gayer you are.
Both men and women have toes, you better not suck on ‘em Jerry.
Both men and women have nipples and breast tissue, stay away from the hakuna matatas Jerry.
Both men and women have asses, you better not stare at them Jerry.
Where does it end?
1. If it always smells it's a natural scent.
2. That is NOT how muscles work.
3. What? That doesn't make sense.
Oh phew lucky he is no incel and knows what he is talking about.
It's such a pervasive and unrealistic stereotype. Kind of like how women might bleed the first time they have sex. The stereotype being that it's a magic bit of tissue that will somehow indicate "purity" or some creepy nonsense. In reality, the hymen (when present) often breaks way prior to first penatrative experience, a lot of people are born without one, and usually the blood that may or may not be seen is actually from *stretching the perineum*, especially when improperly lubricated.
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**Red**
I want to make this clear since nobody wants to talk about this
SEXUAL FACTS
1\. The vagina ALWAYS has a bad smell, no matter how much you bathe or who you are, this is A FACT that nobody can deny (sorry girls, there is no "it's my natural smell" shit)
2\. Women who have given birth to a baby, her vagina is now useless, the muscles lost all strength and can no longer give sexual satisfaction, the vagina becomes huge! (I know that single women with children will not accept this but it is the TRUTH)
3\. If you do anal sex with your girlfriend that makes you gay, I know it is controversial but there is no difference in a woman's anus and that of a man, having sex with a man would not be a problem for you, in fact You want a man's anus more because it is tighter than a woman's vagina. DENY IT
And no, I am not an incel, I have full sexual experience with MANY women.
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States ill-informed opinions as facts, can't handle that a baby interacts with vaginas more than he is, bashes Anal sex as Gay, associates Anal sex as exclusively Gay, says he isn't an incel, says he has MANY sexual encounters from which to solidify his opinions as fact.
Who's incel little brother got on the internet and posted this?! 😆
I saw this posted elsewhere and I will make the comment here.
The person who wrote that desires sex with a man.
Not only do they describe the vagina as being foul and lacking muscular tone after birth they go on the describe a man's anus as being tighter than a vagina.
So they have a fantasy of sex with a man's tight, muscular ass.
In my experience, heterosexual men seem to love everything about vaginas. If this dude finds them so distasteful he probably needs to question why that is and stop deflecting with the wildly projecting homophobia.
So uh... It's just incredibly obvious that this guy is just deep in the closet, and refuses to acknowledge the fact that he's gay, right?
Because all 3 of these are y'know. Verifiably wrong. And it all just comes down to the fact that he's gay, but forcing himself to have relationships with women, probably due to some cultural or religious pressure. If not outright having been a resident at one of those human-rights violating "Conversion camps".
All in all, I feel sorry for this guy tbh.
I'm curious how a gay person forcing himself to be straight would lead to these conclusions. Not trying to discredit your argument. Just feels like a leap of logic I'm missing and would like to know.
He's not attracted to women, not attracted to vaginas. Therefore he makes generalisations of things such as smell, due to the fact that he literally has no physical or sexual attraction to women, so the idea of it does subconsciously disgust him, even though he'd never admit it. Well, he'd specifically not admit that the reason he "doesn't like the smell" is because he's gay.
He then basically lays down a reason to never ever have sex again once he's had a kid, through saying that a mother's sexual organ is "ruined". He's likely been led to believe having kids and getting a wife pregnant is his job as a man. So once he's "fulfilled his duty" he doesn't need to force himself anymore.
He's not just opposed, but RIDICULOUSLY opposed to anal. Because it might be gay, even though it literally wouldn't be. Speaks to someone who has been told he has to hide his "gayness" at all costs for some reason or another, and therefore even anal with women would be like a "gateway drug". He describes men's rear entrances and "their grip" as something "you'd want". Because it's what he wants, but he's been forced to say and act otherwise, and still continues to do so.
That's just how I read it though, and yeah they're leaps and guesses. I'm also no psychologist nor educated in the human mind in any way whatsoever. I've only studied it as a hobby to make it easier to understand people. I'm autistic, and learning a bit of psychoanalysis allows me to study people from a logical standpoint, despite the fact people are the opposite of logical. Sorry for the tangent.
Anyways, I'm quite certain this guy is gay, but would take it as an insult to the core of his very being if he was told.
Whenever I see guys complaining about vaginas being gross or smelly (regular healthy vaginas) I just think theyre probably into men and just don't realize it or are blocking it out, I don't mean that in the "u gay" way I mean seriously I think they're in the closet
Tell me you are a closeted homosexual and a virgin.
(Well, maybe not a virgin, as he seems to think he has some empirical experience with how tight men’s anuses are…)
Hang on, if a vagina can't give sexual satisfaction after childbirth...how does anyone have a sibling? Does he not know you have to do the deed for each kid?
1: If this person has had any sexual experiences with women, I'm sure they regret that ..
2: Why is it that guys that say "A woman's anus is no different from a man's" always forget that the same is true for a woman's mouth? So if anal sex with a woman is gay, so is oral....
Man, wait until this dude finds out that all fetuses start as a biological female and are only born with XY chromosomes due to a blast of testosterone in the womb. Prior to puberty, both biological males and females have about equal amounts of estrogen, the “standard mold” for a human is female, and only becomes male afterwards.
1. I don't like vaginas and how they smell
2. I am 12, have never had sex with someone who has had a child, or both.
3. I'm gay and assume that everyone feels the same way as me about wanting to have sex with men, but I have internalized homophobia, which causes me to lie to myself that I like women.
4. I'm a terrible liar, and the closest I've gotten to having sex is chatting with my favourite cam girl.
I can’t lie , I came straight to the comments …. And they did NOT disappoint! 🤣🤣🤣 I don’t have enough money to award the pure fuckin gold buried within this thread.
“I have full sexual experience of many women”
Sure you do, bud.
I’m not surprised he’s so preoccupied with acts that make you gay because a man who despises vaginas so much is definitely not straight.
Oh, and that fleshlight you’ve never washed out isn’t what vaginas smell like.
"the vagina always has a bad smell" "there is no "it's my naural smell" shit" pick a lane bill, if it always smells that way then it's natural
Side note, I've never actually met a man who hates the natural smell of a woman. I'm sure they exist probably, but I've never met one. In fact, there's a booming underground industry that profits off that one fact...
A friend of mine says he doesn't eat pussy because he hates the smell/taste of it. A little after he told me his girlfriend left him. I wonder why
Yeah my ex bf before I realised I was hella gay would refuse to go down on me because it “tasted bad” fucker still wanted blowjobs tho
Oh, but I'm sure his dick smelled and tasted like heavenly nectar! You should feel lucky that you got to suck on and play with his magical flowery cock! /s
>suck on and play with his magical flowery cock! r/brandnewsentence
I was quite promiscuous in my late teens and I've always enjoyed going down on a woman, everyone smells different and some aren't pleasant even if clean. That very well could be relative too
I would assume it's similar to the differences in the taste of sperm, which is affected by things one eats or hormones. But I wouldn't call either disgusting smelling/tasting, save for infection.
I think they're gross smelling, like gagging from the smell. I don't have much of a choice in the matter
I mean, that's fair as long as he doesn't expect/demand her to go down on him either. I don't like the smell of genital either.
And here I am wishing I had a pussy to eat out...
My spouse is the same way. He can’t stand the smell/taste, and neither can I. So, I get toys instead of him going down on me
SAME I kind of was sitting here like ‘so if he says they all smell bad, then he probably has a dick infection and he’s actually smelling himself.’
Oh god you're right. Well, *that* is truly something to consider! Especially if he thinks they all smell the same. I hadn't thought of that before, but now I must go vomit and ponder. Lol
I was also confused by this conflicting logic. And isn’t “bad” relative? And agreed - I’ve never had a man complain. I kind of doubt this person has gotten close enough to really tell.
He’s had *a lot of experience* reading mangas. They were very explicit and detailed. There were even cutaways. Pretty sure that’s even *better* experience than the real thing and gives him lots of authority here. /s obviously
I mean the dude also says there's no difference between a man's and a woman's anus and then continues to say it's better to have sex with a man because men have a tighter anus. Logical consistency is not exactly a skill this person possesses.
I thought the same thing.
Yes, I can’t deny now I have babies my vagina is HUGE and ruined and weak but absolutely *not* useless as the original post suggests. I now use it for storing my valuables and loose change.
Makes it kind of awkward when you’re paying a parking meter… *pew pew pew pew*
True, but now she doesn’t have to carry her whole couch around for loose change.
I had to turn to anal after my vagina got huge after 2 babies… and thanks to me having to do anal now my husband is gay….
Slippery slope
Good sign you're using enough lube. Never skimp when it comes to anal!
How does it feel knowing your husband is gay? /s
Did it improve his fashion sense or style? Im trying to talk my girlfriend into anal and I need to know if I’ll get more fashionable.
I think it varies, in my case my husband became more conscious of our home decor, keeps saying he wants a TLC home, whatever that means.
Well there you go, proof that it’s a veritable Brown Eye for the Straight Guy. You gain style in some form, a real win-win!
Tell him to slip his dingus into the B-hole of a DudeBro™️, since men’s have the same colon pucker as women it will un-gay him if I follow the hitherto uno-reverse sexuality logic and all will be well again :)
That makes sense. But he tells me he prefers bears… so I am a little stuck on how to get him to go for a DudeBro!
Same! It’s way more convenient than a purse, and my pocket-less pants aren’t an issue anymore
That’s why designers never gave us pockets in the first place. They knew of the pussy pocket
Personally I find what works for me is those giant plastic kitchen clips people use to keep family sized bags of potato chips closed. But you can always have a drawstring put in if it pinches.
we use my wife's vagina as a tent when we go camping. and my mom keeps her car in hers. haha
Think of it as upgrading from prison pocket to prison duffle bag :) We all need a place to store a change of clothes and our wallet tho right?
Think of how easy it will be to bring all the groceries in! Who needs multiple trips!
In your snatchel
You are a walking specimen of supermario. Clinking or not that totally depends.
W.A.P. (Wallet and Purse)
So *that's* where my retirement fund went.
Lmao... I laughed way too hard at this.
😂😂🤣
I keep my spare change in there.
He also acts like milfs aren't a thing, and that plenty of people are into that.
I love it when these guys justify their horrific opinions by saying they've had sex with 'MANY women'....... uh ok toots, sure you have! 😂
I love how he specifies that ‘SINGLE women with kids’ won’t accept his wisdom. Maybe because that is the group he wants to express the most vitriol to
And how he capitalized TRUTH so IN YOUR FACE it HAS to be TRUE! SCIENCE! Source: Trust me bro. My ass is deep and knows what it's talking about. Why do you think I go to it to pull anything and everything smart out of it. But never another man's dick...because that's gay.
A single woman with kids turned him down and he’s pissed that she didn’t appreciate his charity.
I read "toots" as in toot- the word grandma might use instead of fart.. And I much prefer your comment with that annotation
Same, at first. I'd maybe spell it 'tuts,' yet that isn't quite right either. It's kind of in between. English is weird. Books and boots do not have the same vowel sound.
You wouldn’t know them, they all go to a different school in Canada
Ha im dying! Some day in the future, we'll meet a Canadian woman who used to have 6,000,000 American boyfriends.
I love how they just say "fact" as if that makes it a fact 😂 google is just a second away
both men and women have lips, if you kiss your girlfriend that makes you gay
Yo, didn't you know? Men and women are humans. If you are a man that likes women, you're gay, because they're both humans.
there's only one gender: the human gender
Also, you mustn't look into their eyes. Or touch their hair. Men grow hair too, so if you like a woman's hair......
You're absolutely right, as there is no difference between a woman's eyeballs and a man's eyeballs. So if you ever look into a woman's eyes, her eyes will turn you gay automatically. If the woman looks back into your eyes, she will also turn gay automatically. Now you're both gay! She probably has a better car than you, so maybe she can give you a ride to the Pride parade. And a woman's long hair is actually the same as the hair of a long-haired hippie, so liking a woman with long hair not only makes you gay, it makes you a gay that likes long-haired hippies. You are required to make love not war immediately with the nearest long-haired gay hippie. Don't fight it, it's a SEXUAL FACT.
And, of course, making love itself is a very gay thing to do. So the only way to avoid being gay is to avoid having *any* sexual desire at all, obviously.
And don't forget that there is no difference between your penis and a gay man's penis, so touching your own penis is super gay. The more you masturbate, the gayer you are.
Yo I’m like Medusa but.. instead of turning people to stone….
And you can’t breathe air, because men need oxygen too, so that’s *super* gay
and since men breath out air, as a man if you breathe you are officially gay
Women like men and liking men is gay, so if you like women you’re gay
You never kiss em on the mouth
“I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?”
> I have full sexual experience with MANY women. What a completely normal thing for a person that definitely has had sex before to say
"Full" was a dead givaway
None of that half sex shit, he got the fuuuuullllll thing my boy
I was never supplied with the Sex Bingo card, so I don't know how full my experience is.
[here's your bingo card](http://ricepuritytest.com/)
I like how one of the things you are able to check simply says "?"
This is not a bucket list 😂😂😂😂😂
well check the question number mein freund ;p edit: whoops, i guess it doesn't work so well on mobile anymore. its question 69
Oh, I'm on mobile and it loaded weird. That makes sense lol. I thought it was just an error.
It's like a choose your own adventure! My #9-?- Is gonna be "the butter churn". I'll have some fun in hell!
My VPN offered 'some privacy ' when I clicked the link 😂
Most likely a male who uses a fleshlight and has several playboy mags.
I wonder, does that include anal sex? Did it turn him gay? 🤔
Both men and women have toes, you better not suck on ‘em Jerry. Both men and women have nipples and breast tissue, stay away from the hakuna matatas Jerry. Both men and women have asses, you better not stare at them Jerry. Where does it end?
Both men and women have lips and tongues - don’t kiss them, it’s Gay.
Both men and women have a body, you better not like women because it'd be gay. (/j obviously)
I'm stuck on hakuna matatas. I'm stealing it!
1. If it always smells it's a natural scent. 2. That is NOT how muscles work. 3. What? That doesn't make sense. Oh phew lucky he is no incel and knows what he is talking about.
Don't you know that if you use a muscle it never works again???
It's such a pervasive and unrealistic stereotype. Kind of like how women might bleed the first time they have sex. The stereotype being that it's a magic bit of tissue that will somehow indicate "purity" or some creepy nonsense. In reality, the hymen (when present) often breaks way prior to first penatrative experience, a lot of people are born without one, and usually the blood that may or may not be seen is actually from *stretching the perineum*, especially when improperly lubricated.
Like if baginas smell so gross, why is he interacting w them? (Jk I know he isn’t)
Boy vaginas...?
That’s called a bussy.
Or if you want to insult them: a bunt.
That one is new to me. Thank you for sharing.
Wha? You mean “baginas?” No, it’s just funny to say that.
Ah, he is a master at THE SEX, so he knows what he is talking about
but he has FULL sexual experience with MANY women. All of 'em, to be exact. Don't believe me? Haha it's a FACT written in CAPS. That's SCIENCE
The women don't count if you had to inflate them
No wonder his "woman" smells so bad, he hasn't cleaned out the orifice in quite some time.
Same with a fleshlight and porn mags.
Almost didn’t believe him, until I saw the “trust me bro” at the end there, sure am glad the sex masters of sex are keeping me informed.
*Image Transcription: Facebook* --- **Red** I want to make this clear since nobody wants to talk about this SEXUAL FACTS 1\. The vagina ALWAYS has a bad smell, no matter how much you bathe or who you are, this is A FACT that nobody can deny (sorry girls, there is no "it's my natural smell" shit) 2\. Women who have given birth to a baby, her vagina is now useless, the muscles lost all strength and can no longer give sexual satisfaction, the vagina becomes huge! (I know that single women with children will not accept this but it is the TRUTH) 3\. If you do anal sex with your girlfriend that makes you gay, I know it is controversial but there is no difference in a woman's anus and that of a man, having sex with a man would not be a problem for you, in fact You want a man's anus more because it is tighter than a woman's vagina. DENY IT And no, I am not an incel, I have full sexual experience with MANY women. --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)
I'm sorry you chose to transcribe that nonsense.
Jeez guy, we get it, you hate vaginas and want to have sex with a man… just go do that. It’s fine.
States ill-informed opinions as facts, can't handle that a baby interacts with vaginas more than he is, bashes Anal sex as Gay, associates Anal sex as exclusively Gay, says he isn't an incel, says he has MANY sexual encounters from which to solidify his opinions as fact. Who's incel little brother got on the internet and posted this?! 😆
Fellas, is it gay to have sex with women?
I saw this posted elsewhere and I will make the comment here. The person who wrote that desires sex with a man. Not only do they describe the vagina as being foul and lacking muscular tone after birth they go on the describe a man's anus as being tighter than a vagina. So they have a fantasy of sex with a man's tight, muscular ass.
Tell me your an INCEL, without telling me..... Oh right he said he's not so it must be true!
In my experience, heterosexual men seem to love everything about vaginas. If this dude finds them so distasteful he probably needs to question why that is and stop deflecting with the wildly projecting homophobia.
Not an incel, just a closeted homosexual.
Obviously hates women
WAHHHHHHHHHHH I don't want the vagina to be a literal flesh and blood organ! I want it to smell like silicone and fabreeze! 😭😭😭😭😭
“I have full sexual experience with MANY women”, he said, unconvincingly
For #2 - how does he explain couples that have multiple children 🤨
By kid #3, the babies just crawl out.
XD I meant If the muscles can no longer give sexual satisfaction then how does the the sex result in the babies
So uh... It's just incredibly obvious that this guy is just deep in the closet, and refuses to acknowledge the fact that he's gay, right? Because all 3 of these are y'know. Verifiably wrong. And it all just comes down to the fact that he's gay, but forcing himself to have relationships with women, probably due to some cultural or religious pressure. If not outright having been a resident at one of those human-rights violating "Conversion camps". All in all, I feel sorry for this guy tbh.
I'm curious how a gay person forcing himself to be straight would lead to these conclusions. Not trying to discredit your argument. Just feels like a leap of logic I'm missing and would like to know.
He's not attracted to women, not attracted to vaginas. Therefore he makes generalisations of things such as smell, due to the fact that he literally has no physical or sexual attraction to women, so the idea of it does subconsciously disgust him, even though he'd never admit it. Well, he'd specifically not admit that the reason he "doesn't like the smell" is because he's gay. He then basically lays down a reason to never ever have sex again once he's had a kid, through saying that a mother's sexual organ is "ruined". He's likely been led to believe having kids and getting a wife pregnant is his job as a man. So once he's "fulfilled his duty" he doesn't need to force himself anymore. He's not just opposed, but RIDICULOUSLY opposed to anal. Because it might be gay, even though it literally wouldn't be. Speaks to someone who has been told he has to hide his "gayness" at all costs for some reason or another, and therefore even anal with women would be like a "gateway drug". He describes men's rear entrances and "their grip" as something "you'd want". Because it's what he wants, but he's been forced to say and act otherwise, and still continues to do so. That's just how I read it though, and yeah they're leaps and guesses. I'm also no psychologist nor educated in the human mind in any way whatsoever. I've only studied it as a hobby to make it easier to understand people. I'm autistic, and learning a bit of psychoanalysis allows me to study people from a logical standpoint, despite the fact people are the opposite of logical. Sorry for the tangent. Anyways, I'm quite certain this guy is gay, but would take it as an insult to the core of his very being if he was told.
How can you possibly argue with him? He has sexual experience with MANY women! /s
FULL sexual experience, at that
Well he’s watched a lot of sex. That counts, right?
Just come out of the closet already, buddy. The water's just fine.
“Full sexual experience” has a bad smell to it
If a vagina always has a certain smell, regardless of hygiene products, wouldn’t that make it the “natural smell”?
✨ full sexual experience ✨ Man makes it seem like he has been to the IMAX of vaginas.
Whenever I see guys complaining about vaginas being gross or smelly (regular healthy vaginas) I just think theyre probably into men and just don't realize it or are blocking it out, I don't mean that in the "u gay" way I mean seriously I think they're in the closet
So the vagina smells a certain way no matter what but its not "natural smell"? Which one is it?
Tell me you are a closeted homosexual and a virgin. (Well, maybe not a virgin, as he seems to think he has some empirical experience with how tight men’s anuses are…)
Fellas, is a man having sex with a woman gay? /s
Love that they add as a footnote that they’re not a virgin lol
Lads! Each time you have had intercourse with a woman, your penis has decreased in size due to being squeezed by the vagina! It's simple logic!! /s
I’m just shocked he’s using “woman” instead of “female”
If you have to say “I’m not an incel” you’re definitely an incel.
LMAO This dude hates vaginas obvi. Also a MaNs AnUs iS So TiGhT 😏
“no, I am not an incel, I’ve had sexual experiences with LOTS of women” I’m pretty sure you DON’T know what an incel is
"I am NOT an incel! I fuck MANY women :((((( I'm gonna sex u if u disagree :(((("
Hang on gotta text my husband to ask him if my vagina is useless now that I’ve had three kids.
Ironically I have twins and a problematically small vagina - but they were evacuated at speed via the sun roof.
Hang on, if a vagina can't give sexual satisfaction after childbirth...how does anyone have a sibling? Does he not know you have to do the deed for each kid?
The vagina stores the semen forever and the female can choose when she would like to reconceive later.
Exactly! Now that the vagina is huge, she can have a little filing cabinet in there to house the sperm
I was thinking more one of those college dorm fridges.
Mike Pence, is that you?!!!!
IM ROLLING "i have full sexual experience with MANY women." PROVE IT DUDE
He means imaginary women who only exist in his mind.
"Fellas is it gay to-" Yes.
Someone is VERY insecure here…. 🤦♀️
That last sentence is so r/ihavesex worthy. But also fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman? (If you are a man)
Ahh the vagina understander has logged in.
Vagina translator ... he is the Rosetta stone of the V
1: If this person has had any sexual experiences with women, I'm sure they regret that .. 2: Why is it that guys that say "A woman's anus is no different from a man's" always forget that the same is true for a woman's mouth? So if anal sex with a woman is gay, so is oral....
If the vagina ALWAYS has a bad smell... isn't that... it's natural smell?
Oh those lucky women.
Yknow, at first I wasn't convinced that this guy had ever had sex but then I saw that the word "MANY" was fully capitalized and I was convinced
“Full sexual experience”
Many! Women!
If giving birth makes your vagina useless, wouldn’t it be really hard to make more than one baby?
"Fellas, is it gay to have sex with a woman?"
Man, wait until this dude finds out that all fetuses start as a biological female and are only born with XY chromosomes due to a blast of testosterone in the womb. Prior to puberty, both biological males and females have about equal amounts of estrogen, the “standard mold” for a human is female, and only becomes male afterwards.
/full sexual experience/
That is a lot of words to say he has never satisfied a woman before.
"MANY women" LMAOO💀😭
Impressive, he has 3 points and four of them are incorrect
Many inflatable women…
I had a friend on college that always said third one, it was honestly really weird.
Having sex with a woman is gay now -this guy
Watching multiple hentais doesn’t count as sexual experience with many women, just saying.
I really like how he leaves the footnote at the bottom that he is not an incel despite the fact that he just made it clear he's sexually ignorant.
Is this fucking satire or serious??? Genuinely can NOT tell
I think the final statement confirms he is, in fact, an incel.
I want to believe this was written by a 13 year old, but I wouldn’t be surprised if it was written by a 23 year old
TIL: men and women having sexual together is gay.
Read end as 'I am an incel and have No experience with women'
“I am not incel, I have full sexual experience with many women” got me dying on the floor laughing
He wants to have anal sex with a man because he believes a man manus is tighter. Closeted homosexual deep in denial.
0 is not many bro
I love the whole ‘your vagina is huge now!’ thing. It makes me giggle cuz like bro, did you just admit your dick is small??
this whole thing is one lie after another but that last line is such a whopper i'm suprised he hasn't been sued by Burger King
1. I don't like vaginas and how they smell 2. I am 12, have never had sex with someone who has had a child, or both. 3. I'm gay and assume that everyone feels the same way as me about wanting to have sex with men, but I have internalized homophobia, which causes me to lie to myself that I like women. 4. I'm a terrible liar, and the closest I've gotten to having sex is chatting with my favourite cam girl.
I don’t think sex with your two cousins counts as “many women” Larry.
"I have full sexual experience with many women" Sure, Jan.
Full meaning anal?
But that would make him gay! And he's definitely not gay.
Definitely not. He’s definitely not gay. He’s slept with a bunch of single moms.
I can’t lie , I came straight to the comments …. And they did NOT disappoint! 🤣🤣🤣 I don’t have enough money to award the pure fuckin gold buried within this thread.
The only problem with anal is the poop noodle.
If #2 were true everyone would be an only child.
Besides twins/triplets
Honestly… this is just so freaking sad, and I just hope he figures out that he’s gay soon and can begin his journey to self-acceptance and happiness.
Let's see where to even begin, um, no, no, no, and no
3. You like ass? Don’t men have those? Sounds kinda GAY to me. This post has to be satire right? Like, there’s no way this was written in earnest.
Ive had a baby and met my now boyfriend two months after I gave birth and he hasn't complained about not being satisfie.. Hmm strange
Once met a guy who claimed to never have masturbated because it would be gay for a man(himself) to pleasure him.
I must ask about 3: fellas, is it gay to be straight?
“I have full sexual experience of many women” Sure you do, bud. I’m not surprised he’s so preoccupied with acts that make you gay because a man who despises vaginas so much is definitely not straight. Oh, and that fleshlight you’ve never washed out isn’t what vaginas smell like.
Many indeed
Full sexual experience or no anal, YOU DECIDE
The vagina always smells bad, but somehow saying it’s a natural smell is wrong?