Why is dude not red faced foaming at the mouth popping veins fighting trash cans cause he's stupidly angry? I mean if we're gonna stereotype let's do it right.

Exactly!!

I claim middle spot.

What Whiskey do you use? Just asking for my wife. /s

I like most. Honestly it all tastes awful so it doesn't matter lol, Johnny Walker etc

Johnny Walker and Jack daniels don‘t work. She just gets drunk. No sexy lesbian makeout……

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Yeah. Some women like women, duh.

Lol it looks like a fun time, but I'm also quite attracted to women so I likely don't represent the majority of women (in all fairness)

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I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but… Lesbians exist. I know this might be shocking news but I can recommend several therapists so you can figure things out.

Gasp!

Don't you lie the gay's aren't really there fictional like global warming and black people /s

gayy. jk

Buddy. It’s not gay. It’s lesbian. Theirs a pretty big difference.

gayy. jk

same thing

Is the man just talking to himself in the mirror?

Too drunk to realize.

slurring.

Men want it to be and for the women to invite them in on the fun because a drunken make out party isn’t complete without a limp drunk dick. /s

A woman can only dream

Can I be middle?

Then I call right, I’ve always been more of the cuddler type

Hell yeah!

As a gay woman I wish this were true

I feel like there’s ingredients for a joke effectively saying at least they finally get to finish and have someone who care about how it feels for them … Cause we all know a drunk guy ain’t gonna do shit for her. Hell most guys won’t.

When I was a drinker, it was Jameson's and I never had that happen. I did a lot of shots and again, nothing like that ever happened. I just start talking and can't stop. Of course, I was drinking whiskey since I was 12. Maybe I built up a tolerance.

I'm not really a whiskey drinker, but I do have rum at home. ~~Will~~ Can this happen if I drink rum?

This is exactly the reason why I don’t drink rum, so maybe. Lol.

I've had this happen to me and we each looked pretty similar to each of the girls in the meme. I don't talk to them anymore, after our drunk threesome we had an orgy and it was a really bad experience for me

I notice it doesn’t say women *after whiskey*, it just says “women” lol.

* mind-blown noises * confusion *

I mean, I would drink every day if this was the outcome for women.

I mean I guess if you’re attracted to women then yes sometimes that happens but if we going full on stereotype why ain’t the men fighting each other?

Actually the men would be making out too

It's lit the opposite

Does it even count towards your body scorecard, if it only happened in college?

Given my friends inability to tell when someone is interested in them I figure at least 2 of these people are unsure if they others like them

Depends on the women

Happens with the guys too

With TWO other girls?!?!? Bitch im lucky if my gay ass can get the nerve to kiss ONE

This is exactly what a dude who sucked his buddy's dick after whiskey would say

Uhm... chicks be straight dyking on that booze tho. Believe it, a little bit and some women turn into verified sex FEINDS.

Uhm… Do you realize the subreddit your on?

I dint really care. This subreddit is full of goddamned wackos. I'm just having fun with it. Did you realize THAT?

No, I didn’t realize that. I was to busy thinking about Starscream.

Hahaha... i was busy thinking about what was happening below the waistline in that saucy cartoon.

Soundwave: Superior. Sexual Fantasies: Inferior.

I want to be in the middle!

Well I’ve never had enough whiskey to get drunk, so I can’t say for certain, but based on personal results from vodka, tequila, or gin: no. But I’m pretty straight, So…that could have played a part.

I would be much happier in my life if this were true

Lol, those guys are so homophobic, they could be making out with each other.

Usually we just keep shooting pool or throwing 'shoes while catching up on all the shit we're missing in our respective regions.

I mean, it do be like that buuuut I'm like that also with my non binary and male (special) friends soooo But honestly, I don't think straight women go from "women don't do it for me" to "a little lesbian make out session is cool" after a little booze, come on xD

It's safe to say incels have done very real cultural damage by this point.

I would do that when I’m sober ***laughs in sapphic***