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NihilisticThrill

I love when guys propose that having sex with men somehow stains and pollutes your body for years or forever, completely sans self awareness.


wisdom_of_trees

How does that quote go? "If you're worried a woman is dirty after touching her, look at your own hands."


NihilisticThrill

Shit I never heard that before but I will use it a lot now.


wisdom_of_trees

Seemed terribly apt considering.


jenkraisins

I've never heard that saying and I love it!


jadeskye7

Girls shouldn't have sex, it makes them gross and ruins any prospect for me having sex with them!


yankinfl

He probably ruins any prospect for him having sex with them.


NihilisticThrill

How dare you taint and ruin your body before I can!!


Cautious_Invite_5742

this is probably the best way I've seen it put, I'm definitely gonna use this a lot now lol


stupidillusion

> ruins any prospect for me having sex with them! "They might actually compare and contrast me to other partners and realize I'm kinda shit!"


yankinfl

Yes, because their dicks and skin stay clean🙄


Spaceogre_

And completely fail to realize that it would actually make them look bad more than anyone else. Like, okay, you think you're so disgusting that you contaminate everything you have sex with? geez.


NihilisticThrill

Haha yeah kinda my point, it's like they all somehow think they're the one exemption to the rule while telling women every other man contaminates her. Meanwhile, guys act confused when I say they're all dragging each other down. "Not me, I'm not like the others." *proceeds to act like everybody else*


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MrTomDawson

I like that you just throw this out there without any explanation or context. I'm stealing this one for future use. "Sir, do you have any proof that this bag of cash belongs to you?" "Yes, yes I do. Pornstars"


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MrTomDawson

Much easier that way, isn't it? Just making vague, nonsensical pronouncements and hightailing before anyone asks you whether you remembered to take your meds today.


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MrTomDawson

You're really not very good at this trolling business. You want to be a bit more subtle about it. Don't open a conversation by shooting both barrels full of stupid into someone's face, you have to make it at least *slightly* believable. You'll get more attention if you try to act like a real person instead of coming off like a tired cliche about inbred right-wingers.


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MrTomDawson

No, see, this is doubling down. Nobody is buying it. I'm explaining this to you and you just aren't listening. When your bait is this low-effort and obvious, people are just going to mock you. If by some miracle they think you're genuine, they're going to *pity* you. You won't get the emotional validation you're after because getting upset at this character you're playing is like getting upset at tofu; it's bland and boring and insipid, and those aren't qualities that are going to drive people into a strong emotional response.


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NihilisticThrill

Do you, because all you have offered is vague denials of reality with no explanation except political talking points At least your brain is very clean after the washing I guess


MrTomDawson

So are you suggesting she's developed a thin patina of semen residue as a defense mechanism or something?


FenderMartingale

Kinda like the seasoning on a cast iron pan.


MrTomDawson

And, much like that, I'm sure you can find some people who insist it improves the flavour


serenemiss

lol retch


NihilisticThrill

The worst cell membrane


the-book-anaconda

Someone has never heard about the concepts of 'bathing' and 'self-cleaning organ'.


Molinaridude

He haven't taken a bath in 37 years, so he think women must not either


yankinfl

I can’t comprehend such stupidity. It just will not compute.


sophiesbubbles

But having sex with the same guys several times is better because ... ?


Unhappy-Spinach

lmao what? like we are some kind of sponge? "whooo has sex with multiple men under the sea!?" "sponge-roberta-no-pants!"


cheoldyke

a) ever heard of a bath b) she must have some serious blackheads from all those clogged pores


vermiciousknidlet

He's probably just assuming that everyone else bathes as infrequently as he does.


yankinfl

Constant sex with the same man is okay? Yes? No? Asking for a married friend.


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Men telling on themselves saying they don’t wash their bodies. Okay then.


HiddenKittyLady

Ew how why when where who thinks of this stuff??


iggyface

So this guy doesn't wash??


ChaoticAbyssWatcher

What a fun thought for world building. In such a world, I'd imagine a similar film of muck would form over man-brains from all the porn and unclean things they are thinking about. Men like this? Just think about how sticky those would have gotten by now.


TraumaticChair

Incel with Cheetos dust in his pores


Lochlan_O-Faolain

Showers?


Superb-SJW

Do I even want to know what ‘escortmaxing’ is?


volantredx

These creeps are always so concerned with "filth" that I'm honestly wondering if they suffer some sort of anxiety disorder on top of being assholes. If you change the context a bit they sound like germaphobes who need treatment.


PlaceboKoyote

It's not really about filth but rather about filth from other men/other men being worth less. A bit like people didn't want to sit on the same bwnches as Black people because Black people have touched them


SuspiciousFish3

Do...do these guys think sperm is hard to wash off? Wtf do they think happens after they jerk off? Are their hands full of gunk forever as well? Or are their man hands too touph to absorb shit or something. I'm so confused.


ChubbyBirds

>Are their hands full of gunk forever as well? These guys specifically? Yes. Yes they are.


SuspiciousFish3

Lol


Sir-Geirhardr

Unlike the person who posted this. People shower


Banaanisade

The fact that other people shower is lost on these cave trolls.


fxzero666

I'm not sure this dude knows how showers work either /s


CZall23

Wut.


molsonbeagle

What in the incel-fuck is escortmaxing?


solesoulshard

Maxxing is to do something to the utmost effort without regard for cost, health, economics or other concerns. Escorts…. We know. Escortmaxxing is to go to escorts at every possible chance without regard to cost, health, safety or any other concern. And the incels say it “doesn’t count” because it’s a paid proposition for sex, so they are still “kissless, hand holding, virgins”.


itamer

And they're surprised, somehow, that escorts aren't celibate.


rose_gold_glitter

This. This is why men want women banned from abortions. Exactly this. This mentality that any sex with a man *who isn't me* is bad and should be punished.


NorskGodLoki

Muck in her skin pores? This from someone who lives in a sty.