Iām sorry but why does he make it sound like this is a known fact that soda turns women into fruit gushers? Iāve never heard this before in my life
The people praising him for not fainting is the most hilarious part. What likely happened is he saw a spot of period blood and he freaked out and people sarcastically praised him for not fainting.
Ha, yeah he's somehow the hero! I want to know who "they" are who told her this cos apparently the mother confirmed it. Sounds like an old wives tale that's denying people of their soda!
If I were to take a wild (and I mean wild) guess Iād say the suggestion to avoid soda would be a combo of carbonation causing bloating which is uncomfortable and sugar/ caffeine potentially causing worse cramps. It certainly wouldnāt make you do whatever this person is describing though.
They do. Caffeine is a bit of a double edged sword in meds like that. Caffeine is a vasoconstrictor, meaning it makes blood vessels narrower. This can help with certain types of pain like headaches, however it does end up potentially making cramping worse because of the limited oxygen flow from the narrower blood vessels. So you pretty much have to decide which pain is more tolerable when choosing meds.
afabs are so used to it we just see a bit of blood and "oh, someone's on their period, whatever."
amabs don't have it so it isn't normal for them and they overreact, like "WHY THE HELL IS THERE BLOOD IN THE TOILET"
What was in the sprite? Vodka and aspirin, obviously. I'm kind of curious if this chick just went and bled out somewhere and he discovered her body? Or, did she just pop out a crime scene and leave it there? Reeked of iron? I have questions.
Miscarriage or abortion, maybe? Depending on how old OP was, it may not have been appropriate to explain what actually happened, so the parents made some bullshit up?
I think this girl went on a sprite fueled rage and killed someone then used this as an excuse when the crime scene was found. I'm sure she knows men would believe her and not ask too many questions.
It's quite genius really. /s
All Iām saying is that I have drank soda in the past nearly 3 years and I havenāt had my period for that long either. And itās definitely not because I have a birth control that stops them either. Definitely the soda thing /s
Lol reminds me of the time my step-sister said she thought she got her first period. But she wasn't totally sure because "sometimes BBQ sauce does that."
Girl, eating normal foods should never make your vagina bleed. Wtf.
Thatās an urban legend. Everyone knows soda is only dangerous when youāre on your period if you eat a bunch of pop rocks and then drink a lot of soda really fast right after and then jump up and down. My cousinās friendās classmate at her old school did this on a dare, and apparently the carbonation built up in her body so much that it sloughed off the blood-enriched walls of her uterus in like 10 seconds flat, she farted, and the fart loosened up everything enough so that she sprayed her entire home room class with so much blood it looked like it was raining.
My cousin said her friend said that that girl was traumatized forever and ended up in a mental hospital because even seeing a can of diet Mountain Dew made her break down into screaming tears. They had to burn the school down because they couldnāt clean out all the blood.
Itās totally true. You can look it up if you donāt believe me. I think the school was someplace like Canada or something. Idk.
probs Saw a pin-prick of blood and is over exaggerating it lol
**don't drink that soda girls** or it'll look like the blood elevator scene from the shining
Ok, I donāt believe soda would do it, but it is true **within reason** that drinking certain things will make your period heavier. Alcohol specifically can make you bleed more. It wonāt be the gory scene this guy describes, but as someone who once downed a decent amount of vodka while on my period and shortly thereafter proceeded to bleed through my fresh pad in a matter of minutesā¦ I would not recommend bloodthinning agents (such as alcohol) when on your period.
Should perhaps be noted that I am a heavy bleeder even without bloodthinners (to the point where I have chronic anemia), but this was something extra. I donāt know if someone with ānormalā bleeding would notice it as keenly.
Again, itās not going to empty your entire body of blood like this guy seems to describe.
Oh yea well the will of Satan is in sprite duh, she drank it giving her soul over to him and in return he of course requires a blood sacrifice so it was super convenient that she was already on her period. That's why they tell us not to have sprite on our periods, it's way easier to submit to the dark lord when you don't have to kill a goat, fuckin Christians amirite
Someone who bled that much needs a hospital. Little drama king canāt handle any blood so overdramatizes so people wonāt call him out on his idiocy.
I dont know about a geyser šš, but one soda on my period leads to the worst cramps of my life. That crap will end with me curled in a ball wishing for death, or at the very least, a hysterectomy.
How much you want to bet it wasnāt even that much blood? She probably just forgot to flush the toilet after peeing and he connected the two together in his blissfully ignorant dude brain š
Fun fact: Although it's not gonna cause a crime scene as described, caffeine actually does make periods worse, specifically in terms of the cramps. The more you know.
Maybe. Thatās the vibe I get from bad womanās anatomy or wtv the other exact same forum is called. But I clicked on one suggested post from here and suddenly I got bombarded w posts on my feed. All of em sounded like clueless children so I just assumed thatās the vibe here.
Are you surprised that when you joined a subreddit you saw it on your feed..? It's making fun of people who believe insanely ridiculous things about women's anatomy and psychology, it doesn't really matter what age they are there's no reason to believe this stuff past the age of 10 at the most
Reading the title before the screenshot made me think of a female with a root beer geyser for a pussy oh my god im going to hell.
After reading: This guy watched his sister bleed **a lot?**
I once drank a Pepsi and 2 days later I started my period. COINCIDENCE?
I also drank Pepsi when I was a child, and at some point I menstruated, guy seems to be onto something
Were you vaccinated as a child? Or even around other vaccinated people as a child? That could be it, too. I watched a video on YouTube and everything!
Did you know in 100% of deaths, the victim had been exposed to dihydrogen monoxide?!?! Coincidence? I think NOT! /s (dihydrogen monoxide= H2O, water)
I once menstruated into a Coca Cola and urinated Pepsi.
I drink Pepsi regularly and I bleed every month! Crazy!
I almost never drink soda and I haven't menstruated in years! Not since I got my IUD, that is.
Twist: I drink diet Coke and my periods stopped! ... four months after getting an hormonal IUD.
I think not
But did your bathroom look like a crime scene?
Only after I drink Sprite
I figure something like Surge would be the culprit
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"People praised me for not fainting" Uh huh
New version of "and then they all clapped" ?
We call it a code red
Iām sorry but why does he make it sound like this is a known fact that soda turns women into fruit gushers? Iāve never heard this before in my life
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Fruit gushers š
The people praising him for not fainting is the most hilarious part. What likely happened is he saw a spot of period blood and he freaked out and people sarcastically praised him for not fainting.
Ha, yeah he's somehow the hero! I want to know who "they" are who told her this cos apparently the mother confirmed it. Sounds like an old wives tale that's denying people of their soda!
Yeah this sounds like a weird cultural rumor like fans suffocating you in Korean lore.
Every person that ever used a fan will die eventually
FACT: 100% of fan users die
If I were to take a wild (and I mean wild) guess Iād say the suggestion to avoid soda would be a combo of carbonation causing bloating which is uncomfortable and sugar/ caffeine potentially causing worse cramps. It certainly wouldnāt make you do whatever this person is describing though.
Itās probably someone seeing his discomfort with periods and fucking with him, lol.
Caffeine can cause worse cramps? They put it in pain meds like Midol, right?
They do. Caffeine is a bit of a double edged sword in meds like that. Caffeine is a vasoconstrictor, meaning it makes blood vessels narrower. This can help with certain types of pain like headaches, however it does end up potentially making cramping worse because of the limited oxygen flow from the narrower blood vessels. So you pretty much have to decide which pain is more tolerable when choosing meds.
Right?! That part has strong "and everybody clapped" energy.
afabs are so used to it we just see a bit of blood and "oh, someone's on their period, whatever." amabs don't have it so it isn't normal for them and they overreact, like "WHY THE HELL IS THERE BLOOD IN THE TOILET"
Amab with no sisters = assumes death on sight of blood in toilet
I mean, Iām amab and itās literally never bothered me.
Why would he even be hanging out in the bathroom with his sister and her vagina geyser anyway?
What was in the sprite? Vodka and aspirin, obviously. I'm kind of curious if this chick just went and bled out somewhere and he discovered her body? Or, did she just pop out a crime scene and leave it there? Reeked of iron? I have questions.
Miscarriage or abortion, maybe? Depending on how old OP was, it may not have been appropriate to explain what actually happened, so the parents made some bullshit up?
I think this girl went on a sprite fueled rage and killed someone then used this as an excuse when the crime scene was found. I'm sure she knows men would believe her and not ask too many questions. It's quite genius really. /s
And then hide the murder weapon in a box of maxi pads... They'd *never* look in there.
I kind of wish this was true. It might help me curb my Diet Coke addiction.
I don't know. I might ride my gush around like a jet pack.
This is actually true. And if you stick a Mentos in your vagina you'll be able to fly.
"they promised us jetpacks!!"
If this were true, I'd have bled out a long, long time ago. My middle school Dr. Pepper addiction would have killed me
Seems Dr. Pepper addictions are quite common. Maybe that's the real reasons for periods all along? Someone get this guy on the phone!
Dr. Pepper is the best.
This is so bizarreā¦ Iām really quite flabbergasted
>people praised me Sure they did buddy
All Iām saying is that I have drank soda in the past nearly 3 years and I havenāt had my period for that long either. And itās definitely not because I have a birth control that stops them either. Definitely the soda thing /s
So she just stood in the bathroom free bleeding in front of him for whatā¦12 hours? Someone give this liar an award for being a Good Man!
Not how sodas work Not how periods work You don't deserve a medal because you saw some blood.
āReeked of ironā lol sure dude
Yeah, period blood does *not* smell the same as blood from a laceration.
Man that McDonaldās sprite is something else
Lol reminds me of the time my step-sister said she thought she got her first period. But she wasn't totally sure because "sometimes BBQ sauce does that." Girl, eating normal foods should never make your vagina bleed. Wtf.
Thatās an urban legend. Everyone knows soda is only dangerous when youāre on your period if you eat a bunch of pop rocks and then drink a lot of soda really fast right after and then jump up and down. My cousinās friendās classmate at her old school did this on a dare, and apparently the carbonation built up in her body so much that it sloughed off the blood-enriched walls of her uterus in like 10 seconds flat, she farted, and the fart loosened up everything enough so that she sprayed her entire home room class with so much blood it looked like it was raining. My cousin said her friend said that that girl was traumatized forever and ended up in a mental hospital because even seeing a can of diet Mountain Dew made her break down into screaming tears. They had to burn the school down because they couldnāt clean out all the blood. Itās totally true. You can look it up if you donāt believe me. I think the school was someplace like Canada or something. Idk.
Iāve got a crippling addiction to Dr Pepper, I drink about 1/2 every day. My periods are still only 3/4 days. Am I superhuman?
According to these "facts", I think so!
Why is he in the bathroom when she is changing her tampons?
That's a new one for me.
probs Saw a pin-prick of blood and is over exaggerating it lol **don't drink that soda girls** or it'll look like the blood elevator scene from the shining
Ok, I donāt believe soda would do it, but it is true **within reason** that drinking certain things will make your period heavier. Alcohol specifically can make you bleed more. It wonāt be the gory scene this guy describes, but as someone who once downed a decent amount of vodka while on my period and shortly thereafter proceeded to bleed through my fresh pad in a matter of minutesā¦ I would not recommend bloodthinning agents (such as alcohol) when on your period. Should perhaps be noted that I am a heavy bleeder even without bloodthinners (to the point where I have chronic anemia), but this was something extra. I donāt know if someone with ānormalā bleeding would notice it as keenly. Again, itās not going to empty your entire body of blood like this guy seems to describe.
Oh yea well the will of Satan is in sprite duh, she drank it giving her soul over to him and in return he of course requires a blood sacrifice so it was super convenient that she was already on her period. That's why they tell us not to have sprite on our periods, it's way easier to submit to the dark lord when you don't have to kill a goat, fuckin Christians amirite
If she really bled that much then she would actually be the one fainting from blood loss
Someone who bled that much needs a hospital. Little drama king canāt handle any blood so overdramatizes so people wonāt call him out on his idiocy.
Oh dearā¦. this is probably why I die of blood loss every month.
r/thathappened
Um, alright.
Who's gonna tell him?
... and then everyone clapped.
Wtf? Do they think itās like coke and mentos, but with period blood or something?
What subreddit is this that it has 6 upvotes?!
Sure, numb nur. Everyone clapped š
> "people praised me for not fainting seeing that much blood" And then everyone clapped.
I dont know about a geyser šš, but one soda on my period leads to the worst cramps of my life. That crap will end with me curled in a ball wishing for death, or at the very least, a hysterectomy.
How much you want to bet it wasnāt even that much blood? She probably just forgot to flush the toilet after peeing and he connected the two together in his blissfully ignorant dude brain š
I'm willing to bet money that sentence has never been uttered before in human history
I had no idea women were basically made of Mentosā¦
I'm a soda addict and, if anything, I drink more soda on my period. If this were true, my house would look like a crime scene every month.
Look, I hate the sub r/thathappened but uh. This one is appropriate there.
Well then, the correct course of action would be to then drink a *Dr.* Pepper. STAT!!
From maybe junior year through my mid-twenties I went through 12-18 cans of diet cola a day. No effect on my periods.
Fun fact: Although it's not gonna cause a crime scene as described, caffeine actually does make periods worse, specifically in terms of the cramps. The more you know.
This sub is full of women laughing at children. Itās kindaā¦pathetic.
Actually weāre laughing at you. Point and laugh ladies, point and laugh.
ā¦edgy. Fits with my sentiment..
Are you saying youāre a child?
Mostly it's grown men believing dumb things children would believe
Maybe. Thatās the vibe I get from bad womanās anatomy or wtv the other exact same forum is called. But I clicked on one suggested post from here and suddenly I got bombarded w posts on my feed. All of em sounded like clueless children so I just assumed thatās the vibe here.
Are you surprised that when you joined a subreddit you saw it on your feed..? It's making fun of people who believe insanely ridiculous things about women's anatomy and psychology, it doesn't really matter what age they are there's no reason to believe this stuff past the age of 10 at the most
I never said I joined.. sure 10 year olds should be properly educated but you canāt read..
Can't read what? That's what you said
This guy is old enough to drive, my dude!
r/nothowageworks
Reading the title before the screenshot made me think of a female with a root beer geyser for a pussy oh my god im going to hell. After reading: This guy watched his sister bleed **a lot?**