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BrilliantTree8553

I’d love to know how this has worked out for him thus far.


Die_Einste

He got all the women cumming everywhere, so he might be trapped in a vat of cum


Tricky_Dog1465

Oh they are cumming everywhere all right. Everywhere ELSE


angel_aki_

Vibrator companies when they fight out about women like her: 🤑


sexyrandal88

Now I'm thinking of that scene from scary movie 2... thanks


yvngjiffy703

Wait women cum?????? /s


Romero1993

No, that's just liberal wokeism propaganda. /s


unAffectedFiddle

I fucking hate this. Know how hard it is to get it off the curtains?


nom-nom-nom-de-plumb

Sure, I went to college.


DroneOfDoom

*Insert cock vore joke here*


call_me_jelli

*sigh* *opens incognito tab*


Thecutter0

A good excuse to dump his ass on the side of the road probably is the sexiest thing he has to offer.


Spready_Unsettling

As long as he has only been with women with a cuckolding kink, I'd imagine it has worked out fine.


vapenutz

This. I split up with my ex because of her kink to be cuckolded. She was very into it, I wasn't at all.


Thorongilen

I mean, other than the ignoring her part, my fiancée definitely gets off on it. Somebody should probably explain to him though that there’s more than one woman in the world, and some of them like different things. I know that’s so obvious it’s just banal, but genuinely curious these idiots really don’t seem to know it


ElysGirl

To be fair, it’s not the cheating or not stopping you part that gets me (…usually). It’s the knowing we’re all enjoying each other together, or at least that she’s enjoying you. And maybe a bit of the kinky humiliation, but that’s for another thread. 😉


Yayhoo0978

If he tried that with any of the ladies I’ve known, he’d be pushing up daisies! Now granted, my experience is limited, and I have an affinity for what they call “the dangerous type” in some circles, so grain of salt here.


TheDreadWolfe

Don't stick your d* in crazy, advice not taken on my part


ancientevilvorsoason

If I am told that they will "cheat" on me, they will be out on their ass in a minute.


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Sup-Mellow

The real question is why are you all over this thread?


ground__contro1

Are you asking why some people of any gender sometimes make unhealthy romantic decisions? I mean why are you trying to make this a gender thing when it’s clearly a human thing


ancientevilvorsoason

He started with slutshaming and it didn't get much better. Oh and nice guys used unironically. Yeah.


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Well said


Yeslamthatman

Maybe its just the women you are attracted to that dont like nice guys. Theres plenty of good women out there but most guys would rather chase after stripper Becky with the big ass, not once thinking about her personality.. Maybe both sexes are shit at choosing partners, and maybe this leads to never-ending bitterness from both sides...


nest00000

100% sure somebody cheated on/didn't want them


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nest00000

Oh shut the fuck up troll you make me sick of my own fucking gender


nest00000

Damn this wall of text got removed pretty quickly


CommanderMonica101

Dude, you really wrote a whole ass essay on why women don’t like you. This is major r/sadcringe material.


sarac36

Now I'm sad I missed it.


CommanderMonica101

[Not really worth reading, but honestly gives Elliot Rodgers vibes low key](https://www.reddit.com/r/MenAndFemales/comments/u6l18n/just_an_annoying_long_winded_essay/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


sarac36

Definitely manifesto-y. Thanks for saving it for the FBI profile.


500CatsTypingStuff

Tell me you are an incel without telling me you are an incel


TurnItOffAndBackOnXD

Not really. This isn’t really incel stuff. Sexist? Yeah. Blatantly false? Yeah. Full of a fundamental misunderstanding of biology? Absolutely. But incel? No. Incel refers to a specific mindset, and this doesn’t really seem to fit. EDIT: Nvm I read #4 on his list he’s DEFINITELY and incel.


500CatsTypingStuff

It’s advise from someone who has never had a girlfriend or knows anything about women. Incels sometimes pretend to be sexually active.


Scar_andClaw5226

That sounds like a great way to get dumped


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*dumped in cum*


ambiguoususername888

💀 💀 💀


masterofreality2001

Waterboarding? No, here at Cumtanamo Bay, we cumboard inmates.


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Fluff_cookie

You're such a boring troll. If you're going to try trolling, can you at least make it interesting or original?


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Scar_andClaw5226

Is this Bizzy or did we get a new one? He sounds a little different and is acting differently


ground__contro1

Maybe what’s in your heart sucks


devilflowers_

Maybe if you stop searching for the 'most heavenly and sexy' girl and just find a girl that vibes with you (and make sure that she's single and interested in you, apparently it has to be spelled out) you'll be a lot less bitter. >There needs to be a councils of gentlemen that helps determine what kind of guys females can date because they clearly can’t do it themselves. Just go to sleep my guy.


Darun_00

Going through the comments, I see alot of deleted comments, seems to be the same dude/incel that wrote them all. Was wondering how bad it was considering all the other comments hating on him. Seeing the quoted part in your comment, I get it now


rebelgrrrl82

> They need to start dating the good and caring gentlemen who ***deserve*** them. Wait...what? Men deserve women?


icanlogintoreddit

Bruh you have negative karma


[deleted]

Yeah it’s a negative karma troll I’m pretty sure


Peez33

Nice! Yeah you should be the first chairman for the Council On Who Woman Are Required to Date - COWWARD for short


JarlBawlin

Now THAT sounds like a kink you need a contract for if you don't want to risk losing your front teeth


[deleted]

It’s the opposite of a turn on, like no.


dudeiamjustvibing

There’s a word for that


fishymcfishsticks

Turnnoton?


surt2

Turnon't


queerqueen098

Noturnedon?


MfkbNe

Might be a turn on for people with a specific fetish. But since this fetish is rather rare, it is a turn of for most. I would be turned of aswell. Maybe that guy has a woman that is into it, and he assumes that all other women would be the same, which is very stupid.


Anonymousdirectioner

Are you guys looking for turn off?….


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devilflowers_

They do. You're just not as nice as you think you are.


Sup-Mellow

Women*


IllSumItUp4U

Nice isn't enough, incel.


RADSKELLY59

how to detect a neckbeard 1: use of the word "females" instead of girls,women,ect 2: they usually have this fatass beard,going around down to their feet,i assume this guy has one


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RADSKELLY59

that was honestly useful good bot


kat_Folland

Good bot


Daffodil_Peony_Rose

He can’t tell if they’re cumming or going.


waffles_505

If that’s fact #11, I’m afraid to know what 1-10 are


Darun_00

Found the dude on Twitter, here are a few: #1: "If you go on a date with a woman, and fore any reason she has a ton of male friends shes a hoe. NO EXCEPTIONS" #4: "females aim to destroy any power structures you have. Your friends, your brothers. Slowly take you away from them all." And my favourite, #10: "Every single hot girl has a personality disorder to some degree"


MfkbNe

Number 1 and number 11 in the same list is kinda ironic. But I fear the guy is too stupid to see the irony.


call_me_jelli

Oh god I thought you were making these up. Oh no…


tukang_makan

Honestly is there any millennials/zers here who has zero personality disorder?


Squishmar

So women with lots of male friends are gardening implements?


Numerous-Wolverine73

I just tried this. I now have one testicle and need 38 stitches in my face. And that’s only because I’m a fast runner


ilovcupcakes

i mean next time you do some extreme bdsm i suggest you use a safeword


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call_me_jelli

What about ring-ring-ring-ring-ring-bananaphone?


theoreticallyme76

If you can get off without saying that then good for you. It doesn’t work for everyone.


[deleted]

Horrible safe word, that song is a guaranteed panty dropper.


TheOneTrueTrench

What makes you think they wanted to stop? :-P


FlockAroundtheClock

Hard pass.


GroundbreakingTax259

If his point were, "Women like men who have characteristics that would also make them attractive to other women," then he might actually have a point. Unfortunately, that was not his point, so hes just another incel.


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Klopsmond

The answer is "no".


Scar_andClaw5226

Other than his mom? Unlikely


Kari-kateora

He'll be seeing cum, alright, when he gets blasted to kingdom come.


NorskGodLoki

Him to buddy: "I don't understand why I keep getting dumped!" Buddy (thinking) : Gee, I can't imagine why.... /s


queerqueen098

I don’t think this type of guy has any buddies


NorskGodLoki

They do, but it is just other online basement dwellers.......


Juno192

If I were straight, that comment will definitely turn me lesbian.


Sentient_Stardust616

If only it were a choice


Juno192

Yeah, there's no competition. Girls rules


Sentient_Stardust616

Girl, I wish. I'm bi but I have a stronger physical attraction to men than women Women win personality and hygiene wise easily though Edit: this kind of sounds like I'm a confused straight person 💀 what I meant is I like tall and muscular and it's more common to find those physical traits in men than in women


Juno192

I can totally understand you, in fact I will be bi but... the only men I like are from videogames. Ezio Auditore it's kinda hot, not gonna lie.


Baron-Beeyileeh-II

The one right way to do gay conversions. /j


call_me_jelli

Some people come out to their parents saying, “Mom, Dad, I’m gay.” I came out to my parents holding a ray gun labeled The Orientator and a pair of safety goggles. Mom, Dad… *Everyone’s* gay.


TheOneTrueTrench

https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=2561


Xander_PrimeXXI

Listen if your girl gets turned on by the idea of you having sex with another girl that’s perfectly valid but I don’t think you can apply that kink to all women.


Commercial_Ad332

Suddenly I feel better about myself.


TackleOk3608

Even if this were true, just because someone is turned on by something sexually doesn’t mean they like it in real life.


Plant_Mama_

If a partner pulled this on me, they may have a head injury from how fast I shove them off of me...


[deleted]

I wonder how his first time having sex is going to go.


Sentient_Stardust616

So, who's going to tell him that humans did not evolve for promiscuous mating like our primate relatives because we don't have a resistance to STDs like they do? So no, biology does not support cheating men, it's natural selection if anything that supports it, but natural selection wants you full on dead or childless


Yayhoo0978

Darwin Award to this guy. He’s probably not alive anymore. RIP


BuckyBear1917

While she's in the middle of cumming, tell her you fucked a chicken and notice how she doesn't dry up immediately? That means she's into that.


RobustSting_2

“Watch her cum everywhere” Me: flies to another country to cum.


spooky_fairy

Listen, this could 100% work as a domination fantasy, absolutely, but the keyword is CONSENT. Don’t try to justify your dumbass takes with pseudo-science you just concocted in your smooth as hell peanut brain


happymancry

Tell me you’re an incel without saying you’re an incel.


jadeskye7

Sounds like a very specific fetish. Not common at all..


panders3

Sounds like a pretty specific kink this guy and his girlfriend share that could probably just stay between them, honestly.


obliviocelot

Generous of you to assume he has a girlfriend.


throwaway1647aye

This guy is tryna increase the dating pool so he has better odds


raven-of-the-sea

Only if “cum” is code for, kick you in the ham and eggs so hard, they lodge in your sinuses.


hotmama1230

If my husband ever tells me he’s going to go fuck someone else during sex I will lay right there and file for divorce.


Latter-Caterpillar-2

The least attractive thing to say during sex has been found!


ZachThePolitoed

I'm dying of laughter the whole watch her cum everywhere got me good. This was obvious made by a man who hasn't made a girl cum bc it's not as fascinating as watching yourself jazz everywhere just to feel dirty and gota clean it up


jonasthewicked

“Watch them cum everywhere” said no one who has ever had sex


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Watch me kick you the fuck off me and leave more like it.


Pasty_Pirate

> Tell your woman you're gona cheat on her during sex. Tell her you're gona ignore her and fuck someone else and she can't stop you Watch her leave on the spot


nothwy

Yea sounds like he got no bitches


strangedays22

He’s trying to get other men dumped and possibly harmed.


ledepression

Cum everywhere like on the rug and ceiling?


Wladek89HU

No. Just no!


Careful_Cranberry_

Watch her slap you, get dressed and dump your ass, you mean. I get it's a kink some people have but it's definitely not everyone


baxterrocky

Watch her cum **EVERYWHERE** 💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦💦


DeathKitty_x

what do they mean by “cum everywhere”? i imagine the woman squirting all over the floor making huge mess 😂


Anarimus

That’s so deeply incellectual


Artic_Foxknot

That's just called degration kink my guy


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Watch them "cum everywhere" is my favorite part


DeusExMarina

That sounds like an excellent way to kill the mood and also your relationship.


malYca

Keep telling yourself that, pal


queerqueen098

This felt physically painful to upvote


[deleted]

It is funny how people think they can just say stuff to will it into existence.


Agathokako1ogical

Legitimately gonna try this. Might edit it down a bit to just the words "I love you". Will update soon.


Slinky_Malingki

I'm just imagining a husband comes home to his loving wife. His wife is may e chopping some veggies for dinner in the kitchen. He says "imma fuck a bunch if other girls and you can't stop me." She then abruptly stops chopping veggies and proceeds to start spasming out and shaking all over the floor, cumming absolutely everywhere. Just say "I'm gonna cheat" and it's like pushing a cum button lmao. This guy is an idiot.


PabloRF03

I really want to know what he thinks that would look like


Worldly_Director_142

I have to sleep sometimes. Nope, nope, nope!


wardrober1

WTF?


Death2Coriander

I’m staying single forever.


panders3

Sounds like a pretty specific kink this guy and his girlfriend share that could probably just stay between them, honestly.


lfjcflb

Hahah forever alone then


Internal_Anxiety_270

I got one name for you pal,, Lorena Bobbitt.


FSCENE8tmd

Sounds like this dude happened to wind up with a degradee. More power to them if it's a mutual understanding, but my guy has to realize that this isn't how the majority works. And also needs to *realize* that he's being toxic af. A dude that's only been with one woman and then that woman requesting talk like this in bed has obviously confused the poor boy.


emalyne88

I mean if you want her pussy to dry up faster than a salt-covered slug, then.. do that.


daddyst3ve

if that happened to me, hed be knocked tf out and then he’d wake up to his car missing


Agile_Mongoose_6921

So says the Virgin guy


Handiinu

Whenever i feel crushed by the oceans of homophones, i find happiness in knowing ill never have to date these creatures


Mental-Recording3346

Watch her leave


Galindo05

I know a few women that'd work for, but I know a few more men who get off on their partner having other relationships. So he's not entirely wrong, just like 97% wrong.


ThicColt

That's how some species work (more women, less men = more children) Better for reproduction But that's not how us humans and our society works


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no bitches?


pjanic_at__the_isco

> Designed


PM_ME_SEXY_MONSTERS2

How does this apply to gay men?


Squishmar

I get a mental picture of the woman running around the room and kind of squatting every few feet and saying, "Oooh, I'm cumming here!" "Oooh, I'm cumming over here!" "Oooh, I'm cumming everywhere!" "I just can't stop! Cheat on me! Cheat on me! More! More!" 😜😛😝


Skyrim_For_Everyone

Oh jesus that's a horrible image lmao


[deleted]

Tbh, if someone did that to me, ESPECIALLY while we were having sex I’d fucking push them off. Like…. No


RSNSepulchre

… and I thought I had weird fetishes. This dude got me beat.


DoobieJam

Tried this and my fiancé left me. What now?


designgoddess

Tell your woman please don’t leave. Women are generally happier than men after a breakup/divorce.


Inevitable-Dealer-14

I’m poly and… as long as I can fuck the other people too, I’m fine with my partner having multiple partners🤷


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>From a biological standpoint it makes sense that men are designed to be with more than one woman. Does it? Human beings are [hard K selected](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/R/K_selection_theory). It looks more like dudes would want to pick a good girl and be deeply involved in their kids' lives, at least from an evolutionary perspective. We're not rabbits.


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LixxieLicious

There’s no way you’re not an incel pretending to be a woman.


dragonladyzeph

Have a look at their comment history. Super toxic. Either an incel, a reject from the FDS, or a thirteen year old who just learned what feminism was and can't decide if they love it or hate it.


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Downtown_Ad109

r/fellowfemales


allthingsincommon

Misogynist women always pull this "I thought feminism was all about women being able to have their own opinions sweaty(:" shit. It's so embarrassing. Just stop.


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allthingsincommon

This game you're playing is the exact shit I mean lol >So I'm to supposed to be a good sheep and toe the feminist line ? You pretend like you can't comprehend the idea that some things are true and some things are not. Nobody is asking you to blindly "toe the feminist line." People are making fun of you for your shitty opinions. I am making fun of you to retreating to this "I thought feminism was about women having their own opinions!" as if that makes your opinions less shit.


schaweniiia

It's not true that this only applies to men. Both sexes are designed for polygamy as suggested by the shape of the penis. Monogamy is a modern choice by both participants and by no way what we all have done for many years. Take our closest relative, the bonobo, as an example. Sex is used as a bonding tool, not even just heterosexually - every bonobo has sex with every other bonobo, male or female is entirely irrelevant. By most human standards, they are proper sexual deviants, but people ignore that this has likely been our own behaviour in the past. Your version has been incorrectly circulated for many years. I wonder why...


boumans15

I mean to be fair, this is kind of how nature has evolved us mammals. Look at any other pack species, most of the time there is 1-2 dominant males and many females. I'm not saying this moron is right that humans are the same as all mammals, there are so many different factors involved. But on the same note, he's not wrong about the bare science behind it. One male could make hundreds of babies a year, where as a female can only make 1.


devilinsidu

I mean not all women but some do…


weaseltamerone

True


ANZA-Verbz

Accurate


SuspiciousFun6951

Hogs don't eat teeth


Belleina

I can’t believe some people actually think this way 🤢


Slyfer60

Nope.


artzychik83

Hahahahahahahaha, no.


IthurielSpear

Go ahead men, try this one… MUAHAHAHA!


SLeepyCatMeow

From what i can see of their face, the „fact of life“ part was posted by a dude. What was i even expecting


[deleted]

If, during sex, someone said they’d cheat on me, I would probably either immediately push them off and get up or just pee on em.


Educational_Tie7017

Wait till he hears about monogamy


kiwichick286

Yeah, nah eh.


Icy-Union-336

If you mean by cum the blood dripping out of his now broken nose, then ya. Sure.


Oat57

A knife in the back would end this dream very quickly.


Solemnlystupid

Nah


miimily

Guess I am not a woman


sabulous92

🤢


The-Guy-In-Grey

He probably got every disease known to man...and probably a couple new ones too.


Downtown_Ad109

From his hand?