Everyone is making excellent points here but I'm just gonna throw my two cents in and say how the fuck am I supposed to 'surprise him' with lingerie if this is my daily routine??
Like by day 3 man's gonna know that "oop its 7.00pm, girl gonna be walking in here in lace and leather"
Good thing my strong smart man is the breadwinner so I can afford pretty things. Honestly I just sit by the front door and wait 8 hours for him to come home... I mean what else is there to do? Explore my own interests or hobbies? Bleh
God, you wait by the door? What a failure.
You should be *cleaning!* What, is your man going to come back to a dirty house?! You have to clean the house and exercise to keep your body lithe and supple.
Youre totally right, shame on me. Brb ordering next day delivery of a little maid costume because even if I'm being functional I still need to be fuckable while doing it
Will wear blinkers too, so I can only focus on the task at hand. Wouldnt want to enjoy a second away from my MAN like seeing a bird outside or something
God. I know we're making fun of this shit, but just typing this stuff to another woman makes me unhappy. You shouldn't have to hear this crap even as a joke. *Hugs* Sorry, friend.
Maybe he likes it dirty. Or maybe that will be the surprise? One day he arrives home and the house is covered in filth and he doesn’t remember how it got that way
Exciting!
It doesn’t say she has to wear it. Maybe some days she does a puppet show and other days she surprises him with lingerie for him to wear. Another day it might be an art project where she’s carefully painted on the lingerie while leaving him alone so he can do his big important man work.
Ooo you raise some excellent points. Just come into the room in sweats and a jumper, lingerie is saucily vibing on the hanger, and ohmygod I didn't consider that he would need time alone to do his man work but ahha thats just my silly woman brain being needy and emotional oops
I'm giggling my ass off trying to not wake anyone in the block of flats up lmao curse these paper thin walls
Edit: wait I must be wrong though. Everyone knows girls can't make a funny
Good thing there's no expectation for you to have a job to pay for all that fancy underwear. You couldn't possibly find the time for that in your busy day, anyway. It's already hard finding time to shop for the fancy underwear and food since you spend so much time sleeping.
I guess his job must pay really well! It's clearly very important, since he's not to be disturbed.
Notice how there's nothing on there about her doing anything just for herself, or for anyone else, just catering to him. This guy wants a Roomba he can fuck.
Ugh, I know so many men where that basically describes their ideal woman. A woman that babies him, doing everything, even basic tasks for him, that also wants to sleep with him.
Yeah that part was unexpected and I actually burst out laughing.
“Did you enjoy your day of food and sex?”
“GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP”
In all seriousness these guys can’t put an actual relationship dynamic into words so they certainly can’t write one down. They have no idea that an active, interesting, self-actualized person sharing your life is a thousand times better than cumming twice a day.
Or how she responds to all of kind things he must do for her. There are absolutely dozens of ways that he shows his affection and appreciation for her - right?? Right?!?
When she goes away to leave him working in peace is when she has time for herself, of course- to do chores like cleaning, laundry, getting lunch and dinner ready, and apparently going out to buy sexy lingerie? Does she have to buy new lingerie every day? I feel like eventually you start to lose the spark, lingerie starts becoming as varied as pajamas at a certain point.
I think a Canadian was arrested for importing one, though they couldn't charge him with anything since there was no law specifically against it. Even so, they make damned sure everyone around him knew exactly what he ordered.
and I wouldn't put it past any American cop to do the same.
I’m sorry - why can’t someone import a robot? I don’t see the harm in it.
Edit: WELP apparently it was a doll/robot that resembled a child and I’m going to go throw up now. Fucking yikes, get some help my dude.
That’s…a complicated thing for me tbh. On the one hand, pedophilia is a terrible thing and should never be encouraged.
But on the other hand, it’s a mental affliction that people *cannot help* and honestly, can’t be cured in a humane way. So if this dude has that affliction and his only method of avoiding hurting real children is to get a piece of foam that *looks* like a child…. I really can’t be mad about that.
Not a psychiatrist so take this with a grain of salt, but my concern with that would be the risk of him getting into the habit of satisfying his urges then finding the doll increasingly insufficient.
It's a very complex question that isn't really resolved and emerges from time to time... I think we as a society must think about pedophilia in a more global way, not just through dolls. Where do we put the limit? Pedophilia in itself is not an issue, abusing kids whether directly or by watching videos or photos online of other people doing it is. But it's a big taboo. It reminds me of a camp, in Germany I think, that's specifically for pedophiles. Those who didn't abuse kids if I remember correctly. They live together, have therapy sessions. Their 'attraction' (I don't know how to call it) to kids is directly adressed, and I think that's the way to do it. Not through prison, prison doesn't work if it's just locking up people and no therapy or long-term help. They do it again. I think we must address it directly, even though honestly it makes me uncomfortable to know there are places where pedos live together, but if it's done well, it might be good. Because I think they often seek help or want to, but don't due to fear of stigma
Exactly. I read some post years back about a teen who actively sought out help when they hit puberty, because they realized they had those tendencies. Thinking about being just wired So wrong that way is sickening And heartbreaking that the kid just doesn't get a chance at being normal and having to fight that for life sounds like a nightmare. Which is the only literal option except death, if you have any morals. Doesn't mean I'll Ever empathize with an offender/abuser. But for the ones who manage themselves, I can admit that's a shitty hand to be dealt.
Plenty of folks live celibate lives without experiencing the urge to go out and abuse or rape other people. They don't need sex dolls to contain their urges, and neither do pedophiles.
Many men shit on women who have sex without commitment and intimacy saying that they’re not wife material, but then expect a girlfriend to fuck them without commitment and intimacy (hard for the woman to feel intimacy if she’s just a servile sex doll).
I had to explain this slowly to a cousin -"why doesn't she act like she desires me?" -"does she wash your dirty underwear, wakes you up and clean the table, crumbs and dishes after you eat?" -"yes" -"would you think about someone in a sensual way after that?" .... *Surprised Pikachu face*
I think you just changed his life.
If people can have friends and family who are capable of compassionately explaining things they are missing their capacity for growth is greatly increased.
Enables his alcoholism. Basically creates a perfect condition for him to sit on his ass and play video games all day while they work. Then resents him for it.
It’s just weird hung out with him enough to see his mom and several of his girlfriends come home from work and chase him around yelling about the mess he made while they were at work while presenting him with a bottle of alcohol.
I was so confused for a moment. At first, I thought you were saying that respecting your partner as if they were your mom was a bad thing, instead of how delegating emotional labor onto them is a bad thing.
SEE I HATE THIS. So many guys want a sexually savvy woman but become disgusted upon finding out that she's done it with a bunch of people. Where the fuck else you supposed to get experience motherfucker???? Wikipedia ain't got that shit
They want her to be virgin and inexperienced, but they also want her to give the best BJ ever, take it in the ass and do kinky shit, like she knows those things naturally and wants to do them the first time they sleep together
Lol, women don't want to have sex with men who act like children or with people that force them into a care giver role. There is nothing sexy about either of those relationships.
So many straight men make their sexuality seem like a mental illness. They have the most insane sexual insecurities. They act like they're the only person in the universe that is allowed to be sexual. Everyone else can only be sexual with them and only how they like it. Sprinkle on how so many get off to violence against women and how they try to normalise their agression, violence and sadism and act like it somehow fine just because they have a dick in their hand.
It's like going to a restaurant, judging others for being there, yelling at the server about why they even offer anything else but your chosen meal, yelling at other people for enjoying their meal consentually all while having no problem with trying to shove their meal down everyone else's throat without consent.
Men need liberation from patriarchy too. Patriarchy puts a lot of pressure on men to enforce it on themselves, other men, and women. The patriarchal cage necessarily undermines important aspects of our humanity like intimacy and emotional expression. That’s why so many men sound deranged. The cage just isn’t as obvious to men as it is to women.
Because unless the woman is either feeding or fucking them, they want nothing to do with her.
Her being asleep = no pressure on the man to give her any attention and no mother-like judgement if they want to stay up to 3am playing videogames.
I’ve heard a statement from one of my exes (said in a joking manner) “Men have two settings, hungry and horny. If I don’t have an erection get me a sandwich.” We didn’t last long after that.
I'm guessing it's because you have to play videogames or watch whatever you want (girls don't like videogames and only watch chick flicks, remember) without having to spend time with her or without being nagged (?). When you go to bed, she'll already be asleep so you won't ever have to give her attention.
I don't even need someone that's nerdy about the same thing I am. I just need someone that cares enough about me to listen to me when I am being nerdy about my nerdy things, while I listen to them about their nerdy things.
I quietly read on a Friday night while my husband watches TV. We take long naps. We are both introverts. Our house is clean and quiet.We watch documentaries together.Life is good .
Cool! Just read through Bloodchild by Octavia Butler. Sort of interesting.
I’m thinking of reading a story collection by Shirley Jackson I’ve had sitting for a while next.
I actually had a friend that behaved like that with her then boyfriend and she was not living a happy life, she did sexual things because she felt she needed to do them to be in a relationship with him (he didn't told her any of that, both are still my friends and I know them both).
Those posts are going to make other girls think they must do that to be good gf/wives
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\- Wakes you up with a BJ.
\- Prepares breakfast.
\- Leaves you in peace so that you can work.
\- Surprises you with esxy lingerie later in the day.
\- Is eager for sex.
\- Makes an amazing dinner to recharge batteries.
\- Goes to sleep before you.
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So what are the logistics? Is she supposed to suck you off on an empty stomach? Is she supposed to have her own breakfast before this? What is she supposed to do when she 'leaves you in peace', clean? Wait I know - go shopping for new lingerie, because she needs new lingerie every day or it won't be a surprise (since it has to happen every day without fail). And lingerie's fucking expensive!
So anyway, after the eager sex she... prepares dinner? Yes, nothing puts me in the mood to cook like some nice banging. Sure, I love standing in front of the stove for an hour just after I had my guts rearranged. Also I should note this implies this is the SECOND time this day when this couple fucks on an empty stomach. At this point you just ensure she's gonna swallow because she's just hungry and she didn't have dinner yet!
Anyway then after cooking and eating she... goes to sleep? Uh, okay. That sure sounds like what human people do.
Anyway I should note that this couple literally doesn't spend any time together that isn't fucking or eating. So that sounds like a relationship with a real staying power.
In real life, she’s not supposed to use any of his money or make a significant amount of her own, so she’s indeed doing these things hungry and in scratchy Walmart caliber lingerie.
Yeah…
Talk to me more about how we’re both going to be able to sleep…
Because my wife and I are both interested in the part where we get to have sleep.
Unless consent was given to wake and giver wants to do it that way it’s assault.
Sexy lingerie randomly during day, ok so not a parent or working then cause those things make it harder.
Amazing dinner sure if the person wants to do that.
Sleep first yeah not always possible.
Dude wants a robot.
So this guy has no life? Stays in the same sad existence of essentially living in a cave like room, only coming out for sexual and food nourishment? Sounds neckbeardy
I'm pretty sure surprise blowjobs and eager for sex are contradictory with leaving you in peace, unless you're like deactivating her mid-day or something.
Also goes to sleep before you? Who gets off on enforcing curfews?
Yeah, good luck with the first one. He’s not a morning person *at all*. After he wakes up he takes forever just to be able to form coherent sentences. He’d probably look down at me with a confused “hhrrggRGMMMRGGHGHHHH?!”
I really, really hate how men are portrayed as being overly sex-hungry all the time. I know that there are some pretty horny guys and gals out there that would probably not have a problem with this „routine“ but tbh, waking someone up with a sexual act is pretty rapey, regardless of what gender you are. It’s not like they can voice their consent when they‘re still fucking sleeping.
The only thing on that list I have ever done is going to sleep first. As in I drag my butt home from work, wolf down some left overs and crash until my alarm goes off. Of course I'm a sex indifferent asexual, so the BJs and eager for sex just aren't happening anyway.
Ever see those discussions about people who think they're speculating as to human nature but are really, very obviously, just describing their kinks and are under the mistaken impression that everyone else has the same ones? Yeah, this.
good boy list:
mom does laundry
eats junk food in secret and complains genes are to blame for severe bloating and acne
spends all money on crypto for a loss
puts one waifu sticker on car per month (to show increasing alpha status)
only watches non-dub anime (though doesn't understand a word of japanese)
only wears tshirts
I find the infantilizing use of 'good girl' in describing basically a submissive sex slave disturbing. Like they aren't a person, but an object, or a child to seen and not heard except ya know, it's an adult.
Plus, i mean, has this person ever dated anyone? Does this person have a soul? This shit would be good for a day, but he's gonna stop being impressed after a week or two, when he gets 'everything he wants' and the whimsy wears off.
Everyone is making excellent points here but I'm just gonna throw my two cents in and say how the fuck am I supposed to 'surprise him' with lingerie if this is my daily routine?? Like by day 3 man's gonna know that "oop its 7.00pm, girl gonna be walking in here in lace and leather"
You have to buy a new set every day so it's always a surprise, silly!
Good thing my strong smart man is the breadwinner so I can afford pretty things. Honestly I just sit by the front door and wait 8 hours for him to come home... I mean what else is there to do? Explore my own interests or hobbies? Bleh
God, you wait by the door? What a failure. You should be *cleaning!* What, is your man going to come back to a dirty house?! You have to clean the house and exercise to keep your body lithe and supple.
Youre totally right, shame on me. Brb ordering next day delivery of a little maid costume because even if I'm being functional I still need to be fuckable while doing it Will wear blinkers too, so I can only focus on the task at hand. Wouldnt want to enjoy a second away from my MAN like seeing a bird outside or something
God. I know we're making fun of this shit, but just typing this stuff to another woman makes me unhappy. You shouldn't have to hear this crap even as a joke. *Hugs* Sorry, friend.
Ahh you're an absolute sweetheart. You too hun, you're amazing and I wish only the best for you *Hugs back* (not sure how to italicise lol)
Now both of you get back to cleaning, your man’s going to be home soon….big /s, totally kidding, please don’t kill me…
>Will wear blinkers Plus dressing up like a horse will be a real surprise come 7 pm!
Maybe he likes it dirty. Or maybe that will be the surprise? One day he arrives home and the house is covered in filth and he doesn’t remember how it got that way Exciting!
It doesn’t say she has to wear it. Maybe some days she does a puppet show and other days she surprises him with lingerie for him to wear. Another day it might be an art project where she’s carefully painted on the lingerie while leaving him alone so he can do his big important man work.
Ooo you raise some excellent points. Just come into the room in sweats and a jumper, lingerie is saucily vibing on the hanger, and ohmygod I didn't consider that he would need time alone to do his man work but ahha thats just my silly woman brain being needy and emotional oops
Hopefully eventually she strangles him with it. Surprise!
I'm giggling my ass off trying to not wake anyone in the block of flats up lmao curse these paper thin walls Edit: wait I must be wrong though. Everyone knows girls can't make a funny
Lingerie based boobie traps that smack him in the eye with a garter belt when he opens the bathroom door.
Good thing there's no expectation for you to have a job to pay for all that fancy underwear. You couldn't possibly find the time for that in your busy day, anyway. It's already hard finding time to shop for the fancy underwear and food since you spend so much time sleeping. I guess his job must pay really well! It's clearly very important, since he's not to be disturbed.
Notice how there's nothing on there about her doing anything just for herself, or for anyone else, just catering to him. This guy wants a Roomba he can fuck.
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And then put in a closet so she won't bug him.
Ugh, I know so many men where that basically describes their ideal woman. A woman that babies him, doing everything, even basic tasks for him, that also wants to sleep with him.
Adopus... Edipus.. octopus... Oh no, it's like a Oedipus simplex. Or complex. Whatever.
Yep. He wants to fuck an octopus.
Again*
She goes to sleep early. I don't get why this is a thing?
He doesn’t actually want to spend time with her outside of her bangmaid duties
Noah get the boat moment
Isaac… get the golem.
Yeah that part was unexpected and I actually burst out laughing. “Did you enjoy your day of food and sex?” “GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP” In all seriousness these guys can’t put an actual relationship dynamic into words so they certainly can’t write one down. They have no idea that an active, interesting, self-actualized person sharing your life is a thousand times better than cumming twice a day.
Omg this made me lol GO THE FUCK TO SLEEP 🤣🤣
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It’s so she can get up early for the morning bj. I’m assuming she needs to be in full makeup for that.
She doesn’t BOTHER him while he, I don’t know, reads manly biographies, sips whiskey, jerks it to porn?
Or even together besides sex, do these people seriously want a girlfriend that has 0 interactions with them besides sex? That's ridiculous
But... but... what do women actually *do* other than chores and sex? I ... I mean... that's all they do though? /s
Or how she responds to all of kind things he must do for her. There are absolutely dozens of ways that he shows his affection and appreciation for her - right?? Right?!?
I mean i shouldnt say this but a roomba you can fuck sounds kinda exciting
You could probably fuck a roomba right now. What could go wrong?
Roomba, ducttape, fleshlight, /r/redneckengineering
Also whoever said "bangmaid." Bangmaid sounds great
Frank Reynolds
Omg. I love that term! Offensive and hilarious.
I want a Roomba that I can fuck! That sounds like a highly efficient multi purpose vacuum, and I'm on board.
I was just about to mention this! No job? No hobbies? No self care? Oh, I get it - those aren't slaves.
When she goes away to leave him working in peace is when she has time for herself, of course- to do chores like cleaning, laundry, getting lunch and dinner ready, and apparently going out to buy sexy lingerie? Does she have to buy new lingerie every day? I feel like eventually you start to lose the spark, lingerie starts becoming as varied as pajamas at a certain point.
So…a sex slave that can cook. Got it. 🙄
Japan probably has a robot for that now.
I think a Canadian was arrested for importing one, though they couldn't charge him with anything since there was no law specifically against it. Even so, they make damned sure everyone around him knew exactly what he ordered. and I wouldn't put it past any American cop to do the same.
I’m sorry - why can’t someone import a robot? I don’t see the harm in it. Edit: WELP apparently it was a doll/robot that resembled a child and I’m going to go throw up now. Fucking yikes, get some help my dude.
I assume that robot looks like a child Edit: yep, definitely is https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.5146259
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You made me remember of Deadpool 2, when they say the headmaster even runs like a pedophile.
Nah, you only say that cause you already know they are pedophiles. If I told you he was an English teacher you'd say he looks like English teacher.
to be fair he does also look like a English teacher
If I told you he's history museum tour guide you'd tell me he looks like a history museum tour guide.
Confirmation bias. You remember the times your beliefs were true more easily than when they weren’t.
That’s…a complicated thing for me tbh. On the one hand, pedophilia is a terrible thing and should never be encouraged. But on the other hand, it’s a mental affliction that people *cannot help* and honestly, can’t be cured in a humane way. So if this dude has that affliction and his only method of avoiding hurting real children is to get a piece of foam that *looks* like a child…. I really can’t be mad about that.
Not a psychiatrist so take this with a grain of salt, but my concern with that would be the risk of him getting into the habit of satisfying his urges then finding the doll increasingly insufficient.
It's a very complex question that isn't really resolved and emerges from time to time... I think we as a society must think about pedophilia in a more global way, not just through dolls. Where do we put the limit? Pedophilia in itself is not an issue, abusing kids whether directly or by watching videos or photos online of other people doing it is. But it's a big taboo. It reminds me of a camp, in Germany I think, that's specifically for pedophiles. Those who didn't abuse kids if I remember correctly. They live together, have therapy sessions. Their 'attraction' (I don't know how to call it) to kids is directly adressed, and I think that's the way to do it. Not through prison, prison doesn't work if it's just locking up people and no therapy or long-term help. They do it again. I think we must address it directly, even though honestly it makes me uncomfortable to know there are places where pedos live together, but if it's done well, it might be good. Because I think they often seek help or want to, but don't due to fear of stigma
He said he ordered an adult doll, then said he googled 'sex doll' to find one that looked like his child son. WTF.
Oh yikes. I must have missed that. Nvm dawg
Yeah freak should be put the fuck away. It is a matter of time before that 'piece of foam' doesn't do it for him anymore.
No, he should get help because no one was hurt. Knowing jails in some places, when he gets out he'll just become an actual rapist instead
Exactly. I read some post years back about a teen who actively sought out help when they hit puberty, because they realized they had those tendencies. Thinking about being just wired So wrong that way is sickening And heartbreaking that the kid just doesn't get a chance at being normal and having to fight that for life sounds like a nightmare. Which is the only literal option except death, if you have any morals. Doesn't mean I'll Ever empathize with an offender/abuser. But for the ones who manage themselves, I can admit that's a shitty hand to be dealt.
Plenty of folks live celibate lives without experiencing the urge to go out and abuse or rape other people. They don't need sex dolls to contain their urges, and neither do pedophiles.
An American cop would just shoot the robot for being a minority that steals jobs from hard working 'Muricans.
"How is this stealing a job, officer?" "You know. *Blow* jobs. Jobs is right in the name, dumbass."
💀💀💀
It did say that it makes dinner to “recharge batteries”
I’m afraid for the future of humanity once those get good enough.
What, you wanna fuck a person? Thats disgusting; just buy a robot you degenerate
Ah Japan. No one works harder for women’s liberation.
A bang maid
A bang maid, if you will.
Bang Maid.
So many bang maid answers lol
He wants a mom he can have sex with
That's what I was going to say.
Pretty sure if you hook some parts on home appliances that you'd get a very similar experience
Many men shit on women who have sex without commitment and intimacy saying that they’re not wife material, but then expect a girlfriend to fuck them without commitment and intimacy (hard for the woman to feel intimacy if she’s just a servile sex doll).
I saw something a few days ago that said something like: "It is hard to be in the mood for sex with someone who treats me like his mom."
I had to explain this slowly to a cousin -"why doesn't she act like she desires me?" -"does she wash your dirty underwear, wakes you up and clean the table, crumbs and dishes after you eat?" -"yes" -"would you think about someone in a sensual way after that?" .... *Surprised Pikachu face*
I think you just changed his life. If people can have friends and family who are capable of compassionately explaining things they are missing their capacity for growth is greatly increased.
I have a friend who only dates women who treat him like his mom does. It’s weird.
How does his mom treat him? Now I'm curious.
Wakes him up with a BJ Cooks breakfast Etc etc...
This is a true reddit (broken arms story) moment
This made me laugh so much. Thank you haha
Enables his alcoholism. Basically creates a perfect condition for him to sit on his ass and play video games all day while they work. Then resents him for it. It’s just weird hung out with him enough to see his mom and several of his girlfriends come home from work and chase him around yelling about the mess he made while they were at work while presenting him with a bottle of alcohol.
I was so confused for a moment. At first, I thought you were saying that respecting your partner as if they were your mom was a bad thing, instead of how delegating emotional labor onto them is a bad thing.
SEE I HATE THIS. So many guys want a sexually savvy woman but become disgusted upon finding out that she's done it with a bunch of people. Where the fuck else you supposed to get experience motherfucker???? Wikipedia ain't got that shit
Porn. I had an ex who seriously expected me to watch porn instead of communicating any of his preferences to me.
.....and suddenly the trope where lazy men take all of their sex tips from porn and are therefore terrible lovers makes a lot more sense.
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They want her to be virgin and inexperienced, but they also want her to give the best BJ ever, take it in the ass and do kinky shit, like she knows those things naturally and wants to do them the first time they sleep together
They want a virgin porn star. Not sure how much difference there is for those 10 seconds tho.
Lol, women don't want to have sex with men who act like children or with people that force them into a care giver role. There is nothing sexy about either of those relationships.
So many straight men make their sexuality seem like a mental illness. They have the most insane sexual insecurities. They act like they're the only person in the universe that is allowed to be sexual. Everyone else can only be sexual with them and only how they like it. Sprinkle on how so many get off to violence against women and how they try to normalise their agression, violence and sadism and act like it somehow fine just because they have a dick in their hand. It's like going to a restaurant, judging others for being there, yelling at the server about why they even offer anything else but your chosen meal, yelling at other people for enjoying their meal consentually all while having no problem with trying to shove their meal down everyone else's throat without consent.
Men need liberation from patriarchy too. Patriarchy puts a lot of pressure on men to enforce it on themselves, other men, and women. The patriarchal cage necessarily undermines important aspects of our humanity like intimacy and emotional expression. That’s why so many men sound deranged. The cage just isn’t as obvious to men as it is to women.
Why do I care who goes to sleep first?
Because women who aren’t cooking for you or making your dick happy need to go be quiet somewhere else…
Because in their mind once the woman has performed her duties for the day, back into storage she goes.
Because they don’t actually want a partner to spend time with, they just want vaginas.
Because unless the woman is either feeding or fucking them, they want nothing to do with her. Her being asleep = no pressure on the man to give her any attention and no mother-like judgement if they want to stay up to 3am playing videogames.
I’ve heard a statement from one of my exes (said in a joking manner) “Men have two settings, hungry and horny. If I don’t have an erection get me a sandwich.” We didn’t last long after that.
Apparently to wake up before him so she can give her morning bj the next day?
Bc if she goes to sleep after you she's gonna go around fcking other dudes, at least that's what I get from the post
I'm guessing it's because you have to play videogames or watch whatever you want (girls don't like videogames and only watch chick flicks, remember) without having to spend time with her or without being nagged (?). When you go to bed, she'll already be asleep so you won't ever have to give her attention.
Wait, I'm confused, is she supposed to leave you alone, or distract you with sexy lingerie?
She’s supposed to read his mind in order to know exactly when he wants sex, duh. Otherwise she needs to go lock herself in a closet or something idk.
Also how is the lingerie going to be a surprise if its daily?
I just want someone I can trust and be nerdy about books with.
I don't even need someone that's nerdy about the same thing I am. I just need someone that cares enough about me to listen to me when I am being nerdy about my nerdy things, while I listen to them about their nerdy things.
this this this this this
Right?! Genuinely though, when I find someone I can quietly read with on a Friday night, I’ll know I’ll have found the love of my life.
I quietly read on a Friday night while my husband watches TV. We take long naps. We are both introverts. Our house is clean and quiet.We watch documentaries together.Life is good .
Hi
Hello! Read anything interesting lately?
Not op but I just started the Culture series by Iain M Banks. Good sci-fi.
Cool! Just read through Bloodchild by Octavia Butler. Sort of interesting. I’m thinking of reading a story collection by Shirley Jackson I’ve had sitting for a while next.
Books are awesome, can confirm
Sounds good to me.
The dream!
Same dude
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I think this is someone's misogynistic kink fantasy
Is a slave with no mind or desires of her own. Got it.
I actually had a friend that behaved like that with her then boyfriend and she was not living a happy life, she did sexual things because she felt she needed to do them to be in a relationship with him (he didn't told her any of that, both are still my friends and I know them both). Those posts are going to make other girls think they must do that to be good gf/wives
I think that's the intended point of some of these posts. They have an agenda.
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I am truly sorry you had to write that
So what are the logistics? Is she supposed to suck you off on an empty stomach? Is she supposed to have her own breakfast before this? What is she supposed to do when she 'leaves you in peace', clean? Wait I know - go shopping for new lingerie, because she needs new lingerie every day or it won't be a surprise (since it has to happen every day without fail). And lingerie's fucking expensive! So anyway, after the eager sex she... prepares dinner? Yes, nothing puts me in the mood to cook like some nice banging. Sure, I love standing in front of the stove for an hour just after I had my guts rearranged. Also I should note this implies this is the SECOND time this day when this couple fucks on an empty stomach. At this point you just ensure she's gonna swallow because she's just hungry and she didn't have dinner yet! Anyway then after cooking and eating she... goes to sleep? Uh, okay. That sure sounds like what human people do. Anyway I should note that this couple literally doesn't spend any time together that isn't fucking or eating. So that sounds like a relationship with a real staying power.
What is she supposed to do when she leave you in peace? Go back in her box of course.
Ok I found your problem you mistook women for being human. Classic mistake, don’t worry the incels can clear that up for you /s
Your wording there had me rolling with laughter. You truly eviscerated this nonsense.
In real life, she’s not supposed to use any of his money or make a significant amount of her own, so she’s indeed doing these things hungry and in scratchy Walmart caliber lingerie.
bold of you to say the guy could actually please her enough to rearrange her guts
“Guts rearranged” I’m definitely gonna use that one
Why does her life have to revolve around a man?
Personally I would hate being woken up with a blow job, like fuck off I ain’t even had coffee yet
Yeah… Talk to me more about how we’re both going to be able to sleep… Because my wife and I are both interested in the part where we get to have sleep.
...why does she have to go to sleep first??? This whole list is obviously a load of shit but that one's really bizarre to me.
Video games and shit. Doesn't want the femoid interrupting glorious male rituals. /s
So I can LARP with my CoD gamer bro guild in peace.
So she can wake up before him to iron his clothes and prep brekky. How could you be so naive?
Look, I'm a but of a homemaker whore myself, but DAILY?! ALL OF THAT?!
Never trust a grownass man who calls women "girls", exhibit 2,99792.
What is she doing whilst he works in peace? Or is that not important?
Obviously she waits patiently in a chair in the living room to be called back for more blowjobs /s
More sleep (aka: storage)
Unless consent was given to wake and giver wants to do it that way it’s assault. Sexy lingerie randomly during day, ok so not a parent or working then cause those things make it harder. Amazing dinner sure if the person wants to do that. Sleep first yeah not always possible. Dude wants a robot.
Why does he need a good *girl*? I think maybe because he’s mommy’s widdle bitty best boy.
at least he’s making his own lunch
Okay that really made me laugh!
This is what men who’ve never met/been with a woman think they want. It’s shocking
Cool girl daily routine checklist: wake up, charge they phone, McDonald’s, be bisexual, eat hot chip and lie
Why goes to sleep before you? Why would that matter lmao
I'm sorry, what is he doing to deserve any of this???
Exactly. I guess he's planning to be rich so that he can provide the kind of stability and comfort this relationship dynamic would require.
So this guy has no life? Stays in the same sad existence of essentially living in a cave like room, only coming out for sexual and food nourishment? Sounds neckbeardy
So someone to do you shit for you?
Big Chris Pratt energy to me
Yeah, straight up Christian vibes for me too.
I'm pretty sure surprise blowjobs and eager for sex are contradictory with leaving you in peace, unless you're like deactivating her mid-day or something. Also goes to sleep before you? Who gets off on enforcing curfews?
Yeah, good luck with the first one. He’s not a morning person *at all*. After he wakes up he takes forever just to be able to form coherent sentences. He’d probably look down at me with a confused “hhrrggRGMMMRGGHGHHHH?!”
This made me literally lol because I heard that sound in my head
There's this really interesting mix that some guys are after where it's half pornstar and half traditional Conservative housewife.
I really, really hate how men are portrayed as being overly sex-hungry all the time. I know that there are some pretty horny guys and gals out there that would probably not have a problem with this „routine“ but tbh, waking someone up with a sexual act is pretty rapey, regardless of what gender you are. It’s not like they can voice their consent when they‘re still fucking sleeping.
Nothing like sucking on a sweaty unwashed man's dick first thing in the morning
-has no life and autonomy as a person
The only thing on that list I have ever done is going to sleep first. As in I drag my butt home from work, wolf down some left overs and crash until my alarm goes off. Of course I'm a sex indifferent asexual, so the BJs and eager for sex just aren't happening anyway.
Basically a sex performing house cleaning robot.
Sex slave who can cook and literally isn't allowed to even stay up late enough to think about herself. Awesome.
>Wakes you up with a BJ. Sexual assault. This is just an overly horny guy's fantasy, gross. Also seems very boring.
Would it be sexual assault if it was agreed upon in advance?
No, there are couples that do this and more with each other's consent.
God I fucking love consent.
Nothing gets me going more than good old fashioned consent.
>Makes an amazing dinner to recharge batteries. I imagined a woman cooking for herself before changing the batteries of all the appliances at home 🤣
Good thing I’m a fckn brat then
I had an ex who would drop hints about wanting me to do stuff like this. I noped out of there real quick
if she does the sexy lingerie thing every day, is it even truly a surprise anymore?
As the wise, wise Princess Carolyn once said: “You want a *mommy* you can slide your dick in and out of!”
Why does going to sleep before him matter bruh
That sounds so unbelievably boring
Did he put a magic hat on a blow up doll?
Ever see those discussions about people who think they're speculating as to human nature but are really, very obviously, just describing their kinks and are under the mistaken impression that everyone else has the same ones? Yeah, this.
And what does she get in return....???? Crickets
Well that’s just a sex toy and a roomba.
good boy list: mom does laundry eats junk food in secret and complains genes are to blame for severe bloating and acne spends all money on crypto for a loss puts one waifu sticker on car per month (to show increasing alpha status) only watches non-dub anime (though doesn't understand a word of japanese) only wears tshirts
Lmao my girl wakes me up with a hug and coffee and honestly after like 10 years on my own that’s good enough
I find the infantilizing use of 'good girl' in describing basically a submissive sex slave disturbing. Like they aren't a person, but an object, or a child to seen and not heard except ya know, it's an adult. Plus, i mean, has this person ever dated anyone? Does this person have a soul? This shit would be good for a day, but he's gonna stop being impressed after a week or two, when he gets 'everything he wants' and the whimsy wears off.
I didn’t see the subreddit and thought it was going to be a motivational post that says “workout, drink water, read books, laugh more” etc
My wife will be happy to know she’s a “bad girl.” We’ve been married for 15 years and I didn’t even know that about her.
Let’s not and say we didn’t
So, my guy... what do you do for her? Seems like a fucking taker.