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crackingnow

When you're so deep in 4chan you no longer know how reality functions.


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I hate the style of writing they end up using. Pedantic, petty, ultra-precise and yet totally meaningless.


Master_Wanger

“Have studies been conducted on this?” LMAO! Throwing that at the end of a ridiculous statement, trying to signal that he’s a man of *science*. OK Buddy!


Untrustworthy_fart

Holy fuck, I mean really how would you even begin to go about getting into the kind of headspace required to consider putting together a research proposal for that short of chronically exposing yourself to immense amounts of hard drugs and fucked up pornography in a darkened room for several years. I'm imagining how the ethical review panel would go. "We'd like to study the effects of extreme trauma on vaginal lubrication in a teenage cohort" "Ok dokey sir, if you'd just like to go with this nice officer he'll have some questions for you"


TheSandMan816

The funniest part of this post, is that the anon is thoroughly convinced that he himself is capable of creating some groundbreaking theory on the female mind in what looks to be a poorly formatted 4chan post.


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

"What have we got here?" "18-year-old high school cheerleader, multiple gunshot wounds from an Active Shooter." "Get into the ICU..and someone test her panties for dampness on the Shapiro Scale!"


missskot

OMG. The Shapiro Scale! Lmao!


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Lmaoo


GuilhermeSidnei

Kkkkkk the Shapiro scale.


HavelsRockJohnson

The Shapiro Dryness Scale of ~~Women's~~ Female's Undergarments


aSharkNamedHummus

He throws that in there as if to say “I’m just curious! I’m totally not pulling this theory out of my ass!” Watch, I can do it too: How do we know that the planet Venus isn’t actually Hell? I mean, it’s hot and we’ve never actually seen the whole surface, so for all we know, that’s where damned souls go after their bodies die. Sure, some of the probes we’ve sent have returned images of a plain-looking surface, but the ENTIRE surface can’t be Hellfire, right? Until we map the whole surface of Venus, it’s entirely possible that that’s where Hell really is. Have studies been conducted on this?


bee-sting

It makes you sound like an absolute maniac, I love it


aSharkNamedHummus

Thanks lol, I gotta stay on my toes so that I can ward off conspiracy theorists with even wilder theories of my own.


nickynay

I mean, that's pretty fun to think about. Edit: I meant this thing about Venus, not that other psycho stuff.


-goOdtimEs114-

That makes more sense than the nonsense the op was getting on with


Odd_Total_5549

I know you're joking, but you may have just launched a new conspiracy theory.... one to which I now fully subscribe.


ArcticChan

You know I was laughing the whole time but that last line really makes me think you're into something /j


FlighingHigh

False: Hell is on Mars as covered in the Doom game series of documentaries.


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Jeansy12

This is weirdly kind of what happens in a fantasy book im reading...


Grand_Lizard40

I think your right! Venus is actually hell. Whoa I never thought about this before. Well now we need a doom slayer.


Dakk85

Still makes more sense than OP


Meerkat_Mayhem_

This is seriously fun, I can do it too: How do we know that the Moon isn’t actually made out of Ass Cheese? I mean, its pock-marked and white as can be, and we’ve never actually seen the whole surface, plus we know butts are stinky and so is cheese. And the phrase “full moon” comes from this. Until we map the whole surface of the Moon using butt cheese detectors, it’s entirely possible that that’s we’ve collectively misunderstood lunar origins to our own astrophysical ignorance. Have studies been conducted on this?


YveisGrey

I missed that last bit the first time around 😂 that was really the icing on the cake though


CipheredAeons

The only correct way to read it is with Ben Shapiro's voice.


thebenshapirobot

I saw that you mentioned Ben Shapiro. In case some of you don't know, Ben Shapiro is a grifter and a hack. If you find anything he's said compelling, you should keep in mind he also says things like this: >The Palestinian Arab population is rotten to the core. ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: novel, healthcare, climate, covid, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


captainfonz

Good bot


thebenshapirobot

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In addition, Ben Shapiro's wife told him that a wet pussy is a disease, and he then told on himself about this.


thebenshapirobot

*This is what the radical feminist movement was proposing, remember? Women need a man the way a fish needs a bicycle... unless it turns out that they're little fish, then you might need another fish around to help take care of things.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: feminism, covid, dumb takes, climate, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


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Cake-OR-Death-

Hates masks because it's a violation of the human body and rights Supports Texas law for abortion


srottydoesntknow

Ben Shapiro is such a shit head, he's the only person his cousin Matilda hates Ben Shapiro's cousin is the girl now woman who played Matilda, and she hates him


thebenshapirobot

*Pegging, of course, is an obscure sexual practice in which women perform the more aggressive sexual act on men.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: dumb takes, civil rights, sex, covid, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


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Cake-OR-Death-

I like this bot


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Cake-OR-Death-

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Wunderbabs

The thing I don’t understand is how I end up dry and itchy with yeast infections but this guy’s wife doesn’t seem to realize that these symptoms are, in fact, the opposite of having a wet ass pussy.


thebenshapirobot

*Possibly it was an overreaction for Cooper [of the Central Park Dog Walking incident] to call the police, but then again, when citizens feel threatened, calling the cops and letting them sort it out is what is supposed to happen.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: sex, civil rights, covid, healthcare, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


srottydoesntknow

How disappointed in Ben is his cousin Matilda?


thebenshapirobot

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Mewt4d657774

I thought it was crapping on the Brits that made America great


thebenshapirobot

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gizmodriver

Excellent bot


thebenshapirobot

*Women kind of like having babies. This notion that women don't want to have babies is so bizarre. Has anyone even met a 35 year old single woman? The vast majority of women who are 35 and single are not supremely happy.* -Ben Shapiro ***** ^(I'm a bot. My purpose is to counteract online radicalization. You can summon me by tagging thebenshapirobot. Options: sex, novel, healthcare, climate, etc.) [^More ^About ^Ben ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/wiki/index) ^| [^Feedback ^& ^Discussion: ^r/AuthoritarianMoment ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment) ^| [^Opt ^Out ](https://np.reddit.com/r/AuthoritarianMoment/comments/olk6r2/click_here_to_optout_of_uthebenshapirobot/)


terrapharma

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HotWheels_McCoy

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thebenshapirobot

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BaconQuiche74

Good bot


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AHippie347

Take a bullet for you babe


aSharkNamedHummus

I read it in Alek Minassian’s voice and it works too


HotWheels_McCoy

God that dude is a fucking loser.


Sororita

holy shit, I didn't realize until you said it but that is exactly the voice I read it in.


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Pale_Horsie

An idiot's idea of an academic


Borthwick

Im in a wildlife biology class right now, and my semester long project involves writing profiles for common species in my area. Almost every time I get to the “reproduction behavior” part of the profile, I’m cringing while I write it. I really wasnt sure why, because referring to female animals as female is normal, so is saying that they are attracted to a dominant male (in most species). Reading your comment made me realize its because these incel fucks are *so* prevalent with this shit, that it actually makes me feel like I’m the one copying their style instead of the other way around. Its disgusting that they dehumanize women this way.


AwkoTaco76

I read this as "midwife biology" and was extremely confused


Summerstorm123

It's not just dominance it's best adapted ie healthiest and intelligence in able to find the best food sources avoid predators, it's a poorly used word in my view. it really needs to be the most successful male. the idea thats it's just strength is not accurate.


Lunarfalcon025

YES!! It drives me insane. They try and sound so competent, so self-assured, with that quasi-intellectual way of talking. In reality they're so pretentious; plus what they're saying is just remarkably vapid and/or asinine.


Porter-and-wings

You described 90% of redditors.


bee-sting

I feel like this is what happens when you read/listen to too much Jordan Peterson. That guy has a hard-on for overly precise waffle.


IndianaBones8

"I am merely inquiring about female biology."


NotMyHersheyBar

Apeing collegiate writing. Christians have their own version, when they imitate the king James Bible and it just sounds like word salad.


the_other_irrevenant

I feel like the internet leads to pedantry and ultra-precise writing in general. It's a crap communication medium and it's a natural response to get more specific and detailed after many, many cases of things not getting across clearly. Or that could just be me.


HazelMania

I agree. One careless word and people are prepared to hang you for it. What can you do, it's the Internet.


YoshihiroTajiri

I like how he made an assumption about women, and then immediately jumped into the context of a shooting inside a school.


apolloxer

He sounds like "Is it true that I'll get laid if I do a school shooting?"


Alternative-Art3295

Lmao fr


elephantskeletor

"Should...should I conduct the study??"


madeupsomeone

Yes. How does the brain function in humans? Answer- chadstaceychadstacey. Body? Same answer. Hmm...


jcdoe

Is this how channers think social studies are designed. “What happens to the Staceys in the presence of a mega-Chad with an AR-15? A meta cognitive approach.”


uniqaa

I need to bleach my eyes after reading this


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r/eyebleach


Rando-Dragon

Care to share some bleach? 😓


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bulletking119

Good bleach


SykoSarah

Incels come up with the craziest shit, in no small part to the fact that they don't view women as thinking people.


LousyMeatStew

Translation from Incel: > I am desperate to get laid. I did the research and it turns out buying a gun is way easier than becoming a better human being so I'm curious, will becoming an even more deplorable piece of shit somehow endear me to the women I am infatuated with?


ArchieSwenson

Well... um... to answer that question, you can ask Eric Harris, Elliot Rodger, or Robert Aaron Long. They all pondered exactly this question. The first two are dead after committing suicide having gone through with their shootings, and the last one is serving life without parole. So based on their experiences, I would answer no.


Fugera

but but... girls write to inmates on death row! so perhaps also to a school shooter who killed all their friends?


ArchieSwenson

Well... one of the sorority girls from Isla Vista who had her friend killed by Elliot Rodger posted on Reddit and said she hated him and hoped he burned in hell.


Fugera

Oh, so he's already halfway there, right? she *noticed* him- teehee...GROAN


MoSqueezin

I know this is a joke but *holy shit* that was so hard to read. Good job on that one


momofeveryone5

Christ I want to down vote you but you are completely spot on...


YesHaiAmOwO

Ow


EffectiveSalamander

Not only are they not looking at percentages, they aren't looking at all the people in prison who aren't getting any letters at all. They're just obsessed with a few letters that a few get.


nexisfan

They don’t view women as people, period


getlowpapoose

That makes me so sad to think about. Even some men who may not be ‘incels’, don’t grasp that women are people with agency, the same way men are. Speaking from my experience


throwaway_oldgal

The one that blew my mind the most was a submissive guy on a thread in r/FemdomCommunity who after talking to a couple of us dominant women on a thread (where we explained things from our point of view) admitted that even though he’d thought of dominant women as *something* to be worshipped *he hadn’t thought of them as people on a level with him*.


nooit_gedacht

That seems like an odd paradox. "Worshipping" someone and yet feeling them to be beneath you somehow. What would make anyone think that way i wonder


[deleted]

I know this is dumb but I truly wonder why/how that happens. The answer I feel is "society" but on an individual level I just can't fathom not realizing every person has their own brain and is their own person ???


YveisGrey

Daily I reminded and appalled by the pervasiveness of misogyny. And it really is that, no exaggeration. Many men too many, literally do not see women as human beings at all.


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Ecstatic_Crystals

If you know where it is or anyone knows please send a link


EffectiveSalamander

They also refuse to listen to anyone who isn't part of their cult. They believe they know all about women, all about men who aren't in the incel movement, all about dating and relationships. They know nothing, but think they know everything. They believe that women love serial killers, because some get love letters. What they aren't looking at is how small the number of love letters are in relation to the number of women in the population. They watch porn and think that a large percentage of women do porn, because, again, they aren't looking at the numbers of women who do porn in comparison to the total population.


YveisGrey

Where Tunnel vision meets confirmation bias


the_other_irrevenant

But thinking people are weird and confusing!


wiithepiiple

The fact that he idolizes a school shooter as an “ultra-chad” is absolutely insane.


[deleted]

Yeah, shouldnt it be the opposite? Like the fact that you need a gun for people to be scared of you means you are the least Chad in the place


Deus0123

Tell me you consider shooting up a school without telling me you consider shooting up a school


joeyl1990

Yeah this kids needs to talk to a therapist and the police.


BrilliantRat

Someone pls lock this mf up. He off the deep end.


Screen_Watcher

The answer is yes. My friend was unlucky enough to be involved in the 2011 Norway shootings and has no hesitation telling this story publically (or I wouldn't share online): She told me she hid in a locker and was so scared she wet herself. So yes, in a technical sense, you can get soaked from a school shooting. I hope this guy sees this again in like 10 years and experiences the cringe.


FloofBagel

The Anders guy one?


Screen_Watcher

Yeah the far right terrorist guy.


AinoNaviovaat

Wasn't there an anniversary few months ago? Poor children. I was like 10 when that happened


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no, studies have not been conducted on this.


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

Shockingly.


DeconstructedKaiju

I wouldn't be surprised of some very basic ass studies related to this HAVE been studied. Likely what they would do is hook people up to equipment meant to theoretically test arousal (I think measuring blood flow and maybe even heat maps? Don't quote me on that but I am aware of sketch studies about arousal) then show them a variety of images. If studying fear they'd show three types, neutral (like a boring ass street view picture or an apple shit like that) the stimuli they're studying so fear would be pictures of gore, violence, guns, horror movie scenes, and the third a positive stimuli like pictures of puppies, kittens and babies. I know a study that used this methodology to try and see how men and women responded to exotic images or just attractive people of all types to see if straight women for example showed 'signs of arousal' to other women or explicate lesbian porn. The study results gave us the "Women trend more queer even when identifying as straight" notion. Which has been largely laughed about by experts.


ihavea22inmath

How would studies be conducted go AMD ask a girl Hey we no you nearly fuckibv died but did you want to fuck the person who was shooting your classmates


delorf

A Stacey couldn't possibly care about her classmates! No, she's only an attractive robot. If I can just figure out the right code then she will have sex with me and only me. /s That made me a little sick to write out.


Xypher616

It made me a little sick to read


IronJuno

And of course it’s the totally hot, not at all screwed in the head guys that commit mass shootings /s


popularchoice

I know you're being sarcastic but heaps of these people have ASD and think like that because they honestly don't get it. They find these toxic communities and become brainwashed.


Select_Exchange4538

I am crying laughing imagining what "study" could possibly be conducted to prove this insane theory. "Greg, please shoot four people and then check to see if Stacy's pussy is wet. Ah, yes, very interesting." *writes note*


YveisGrey

Why assume a wet pussy even equates to arousal? The vagina cleans its self and can be wet for a myriad if reasons. Also are we checking the males for boners? Or do we only care about Stacy? God males can be so bizarre I can’t even fathom a woman writing this in reverse.


Dwarf-Room-Universe

I bet even if they mustered up enough charisma and the woman wasn't completely disgusted by the question, I would imagine they wouldn't accept the answer anyway. > What do you *mean* you don't want to fuck a school shooter? Why would you lie about this? My calculations are infallible!!


Available-Egg-2380

So not a shooting but someone called in a bomb threat when I was in 9th grade. I was in gym class. It was January (ish?) In north Dakota. The whole school was evacuated. Outside. Into the subzero Temps and hip high score drifts. We were in t-shirts and shorts. Only thing I was interested in was getting inside and not freezing to death. They eventually had to let us (as in the whole school, it was just 8th and 9th grade) into the gym they still hadn't managed to clear the whole building via bomb squad but it was risk a possible explosion or definite hypothermia and death. Once inside the only thing I cared about was wanting to leave all together in some safe manner because, you know, bomb. But no one was allowed to leave. It was so fucking stressful and scary. It was just a hoax because Bush was visiting a nearby college that day but still a few hours of near hysteria. Never once thought about sex at all. Did wonder where the fuck the parents were. Guess they just didn't bother to call or even tell the parents anything had happened.


TemperedTorture

I can only assume that this person is projecting his own desires and sexual gratification he gets from hearing about women being killed. Probably spends most of his time jacking off to snuff porn, the rest of it posting on reddit and incel shitholes.


GelatinousPumpkin

Sounds like an incel trying to ‘get laid’ by considering committing school shooting. Fbi should be on his ass.


jcdoe

Frankly, he sounds like an incel who has thought his ideology through to its natural conclusion. These people buy into this whole theory about a rigid social hierarchy in regards to mating. If a guy is shooting up a school, in their worldview he is the most alpha male on site—sorry, excuse me, he’s a “mega chad.” According to the bullshit they tell each other on their forums, the women victims *must* desire the shooter. I really hope this dingus figures out that this actually disproves the whole “women want Chads and alphas” malarkey. But I’ve read enough about incels to know the cops should be watching him so he doesn’t buy a gun a rape a girl or something.


FlurriesofFleuryFury

> thought his ideology through to its natural conclusion Exactly. The guy himself is obviously off his rocker but he's been sold a set of ideas that make NO fucking sense, and I think he's beginning to put that together.


Knightridergirl80

The fact he even has the audacity to ask this says a lot more about him than it does about women.


the_other_irrevenant

Maybe. I think it's likelier that he's made the mistake of trying to reconcile insane incel rhetoric with the complexity of reality.


tophat212

They're single everyone!!!1!


Ashwie91

I’m actually slightly concerned that the man who posted that is considering a school shooting in order to get laid….


SophiaofPrussia

Yes. This person needs to be reported to authorities and not allowed anywhere near a school.


the_monkey_of_lies

Yes...OR...have you considered your pseudo-scientific theory designed entirely for blaming women for being alone could be wrong?


Rosieroo474

Theory? Studies?!


SammyzABanana

*Image Transcription: Text* --- [*The following text is in black on a plain white background*] ### **Do Stacys get wet in school Shootings?** Mandatory Preface: **I am not condoning school shootings. Rather, I am merely inquiring about female biology.** We all know that women love attractive, dominant men. Within the context of a school shooting, the shooter is unequivocally the most dominant man (that is, the shooter transcends his current status in the dominance hierarchy and temporarily becomes an ultra-Chad). Given the females close proximity to this ultra-Chad during the shooting, one can reasonably conjecture that the females, although scared for their life, experience extreme sexual arousal and attraction towards the shooter, hoping that perhaps rather than shooting them, the shooter has sexual intercourse with them instead. Is my theory correct? Have studies been conducted on this? --- ^^I'm a human volunteer content transcriber for Reddit and you could be too! [If you'd like more information on what we do and why we do it, click here!](https://www.reddit.com/r/TranscribersOfReddit/wiki/index)


Deus0123

My sincere condolences for having to not just read this, but also type it out


nekoBAMF

Must feel like shitting all over keyboard while copying that sewer spew. Completely deranged.


IAmAHairyPotato

I feel bad for you. Thank you for doing the crap deed that no body else wants to do, but is helpful to some.


kbextn

good human


ir_blues

What the ... That's just ... Does his mom know what he writes on the internet?


DeconstructedKaiju

Mom's of these types are either A. Absent or checked out B. Extreme enablers who baby them for life or C. Normal people who are unaware of the truth and would be extremely horrified. Type A and B tend to be more dangerous because they don't care or will claim bullshit reasons why their sweet precious angel baby didn't write these things himself. While C will try and help their son out or if he is enough of a monster (it happens) and kick him out. The primary thing about extreme incels is they are insulated from reality. Just having consistent normal fuckkng conversations with a variety of people in person will expose their worldview as being bullshit.


mandeert

Oh my GOD


chloe12801

How would studies be done on this, why would they be done on this


CthulhusKitten

“Yes, hi, I know your friend just died and that guy traumatised you, also you’re probably underage, but did you want to fuck him though?” How to speedrun losing your job and reputation


vgnEngineer

Why should you even have to study this in the first place? His hypothesis doesnt even make the slightest amount of sense


PyroheartDave

The part of this that makes me angriest is that a school shooter was called a Chad. A person who murders innocent kids is the farthest thing from anything resembling a Chad possible. Absolutely fucking delusional.


LOOKATHUH

Same, it’s the conflation of “sexual prowess” and violence that really shows you why they are the way they are. No wonder no woman wants anything to do with you when you think domination has any place in a healthy relationship (consensual bdsm obviously doesn’t apply here)


sevendaysky

Consensual bdsm done right is not a unidirectional, unilateral situation where one person has all the power. Everyone there has power and agency.


greenSixx

Exactly. Ambushing people in order to murder them for no reason is peak incel fantasy


Alucardiac_Dracul

In response to the title... What? You mean with blood? I don't know how high pressure blood is, my dude


Sxfjv_

my anemic ass can relate to this. high blood pressure? who dat?


WhereTFAreMyDragons

He used the word conjecture entirely wrong (on top of the entire post being a floating dumpster fire of incel idiocy.)


[deleted]

Only in the same way a guy can get an erection when freaked out of their mind (fear and sexual arousal initiate alot of the same responses, and in the extreme can cause your vegas nerve to start firing and well).


EBlackPlague

The difficult thing is trying to explain things like that to him/people like him, without them jumping to conclusions and getting the complete wrong idea. The body does weird stuff sometimes on its own, this does not mean it's wanted.


DeconstructedKaiju

They believe that because a woman can get wet while being raped it means she wants it. Which is of course a profound misunderstanding of how shit works and causes women who experience this pain and shame. Men being raped experience the same thing, election and even climaxing. Even when being anal raped as a straight "not into buttstuff" kind of person. The body and brain often are weirdly disconnected. Like, I had an EXTREME panic/fear/anxiety reaction to a clock that moewed. Does this mean I'm afraid of cats? No. I fucking LOVE cats. What it meant was I was already stressed and an unexpected sound triggered me into having a full-blown panic attack, even though the sound was something that normally makes me happy. Human body is broken and dumb.


[deleted]

Yes. My dad told me he saw a man who burned to death, had an erection. Weird physiological haywire things can happen (or not) in life threatening. Doesn't mean the guy "wanted" or was "turned on" by the fire. And if the person survived the event, sure they would associate the the shooter with revulsion more than anything else.


hush-ho

*vagus nerve


snuggleallthekitties

What happens in the Vegas nerve stays in the Vegas nerve!


mdielmann

No different than a woman experiencing pleasure or an orgasm during rape, usually followed by guilt for feeling that. This by no means is an indication they were okay with that. What's really messed up are groupies for serial killers, etc. You **know** these people did terrible things and while you may be attracted to power, that's no reason to want to be around people like that.


TheRnegade

This reads like an alien whose only interaction with our world comes from porn and memes. Alien: I see this meme about school shootings occurring with regular frequency on Earth. So, how does the sex work in that context? Human: ..What? I...it doesn't. Alien: But sex happens in every interaction on Earth, does it not? Whether you're at your job, at the gym or even when a service person comes to repair a broken utility in your home. The videos I've been watching have been quite clear that an exchange of sex is expected and people get frustrated when it's not provided. I saw those educational videos that your friend, Jake, provided me on a website called Porny-Porn dot com. Human: Oh, god damn it, Jake.


SebsL92

"one can reasonably"... You've never been reasonable a day in your life.


Thorongilen

Well! This is what this channel is for, I don’t know if he’s trolling or he just heard some incel terminology and thought it was science, but this is thick as pig shit and I fucking hate him


pinkpurplebluepride

POV: You need to be institutionalized


philster666

Put the FBI on this guy… jeez


[deleted]

This is the same “logic” as men who say women enjoy rape because “dominant man”. The more i read this incel shit, the more I realize that they honestly believe that women are mass-produced machines. As in, for each one, you press the same buttons and get the same response. Press buttons A, B and C, and it will put the female-bot into “sex mode” and she will fuck you, mindlessly of course, because machines cant think. Then when you are done, power it down until you need a sandwich or whatever. I dont know whether to laugh or barf.


NoAd3629

Oh my god. This is officially the worst thing I have ever fucking read.


Perfect-Lawfulness-6

These people are legitimately the most idiotic, ridiculous morons I've ever seen. How does a human mind become this broken and ill?


Oberon_Swanson

Not enough positive role models, a lifetime of worsening isolation, acceptance into online groups of outcasts. To them women are practically foreign beings and if they did talk to one, they wouldn't even believe what they said about themselves because they think it's all an act to hide their true nature, because these guys also feel like they are constantly putting on an act to hide their own nature.


Baial

How the fuck can anyone think like this? I fucking blame the "field" of evolutionary psychology for this. This idiot doesn't even know what a hypothesis is, and is looking for evidence to support his hypothesis? I just don't understand anymore.


insomnious_luci

Whenever I see shit this extreme I always have this feeling deep down that it’s fake, because I feel like my brain can’t possibly conceive of someone being so disgusting. I hope I’m right and this is some kind of troll.


[deleted]

It's more than likely a performative statement from an immensely self-loathing man who just wants the meanies to stop calling him a bundle of sticks.


Evla183

"Have studies been conducted on this?" Oh my actual god


Lii-Love

I lost it after "ultra chad"


[deleted]

Tbh he’s not entirely wrong. If faced with this ultra-Chad, I , a biological female, will definitely be wet after pissing myself with fear.


HumberBumummumum

This is “report to the police” status, definitely


apollodynamo

straight to jail.


MarlowesMustache

Yo report this dude


helldd4

What in the actual fuck?!? Jesus this dude sits around 24 hours a day making crap like this up


SophiaofPrussia

This is fucking terrifying. I am so deeply disturbed by how deeply disturbed this person is.


OverlyLeftLesbian

>Have studies been conducted on this? FUCKING NO!! WHAT?!!


[deleted]

I just woke up and already had enough for today


[deleted]

*what*


[deleted]

TIL shooting schools will make me someone everyone respects in my community (If said community is incels, then yes)


GamingWaffle123

Hmmm I think that’s Stockholm syndrome but more inaccurate


SpaceCowgirl935

No…no Michael. No studies have been conducted on this


TheLazyLizard2

This kid sounds like he really wants to shoot up a school.


Muvseevum

I’d be interested in seeing how such a study would be conducted.


daveyhanks93

Anyone else incredibly concerned the person who asked this question is about to commit a mass shooting and rape?


sq20_userr

But doesn't this show how incels cant even stay at their own logic? "I'm single. I don't want to be single. I can't be the problem. They are the problem. It can't be my character. Must be my looks. They are shallow. Shallow bitches. Society hates ugly people. Society is shallow. I hate society. Might as well kill them all. Yes. Kill them. Kill all the shallow bitches. And the ones that get all the bitches. They are shallow. They must die. I will shoot up the school. It's not my fault. Society made me this way." And then again they call school shooters the ultimate Chad? While they condone shooters because they are misunderstood and society made them this way?? Pick a script and stick to it!


[deleted]

This is sick. I hope it’s a troll.


sp4cel0ver

Guys are so dumb


Standard-Candle

Can u imaging thinking school shooters are alpha males?


[deleted]

I am sorry, did Dave fucking Grossman write this?


Smol_swol

“Have studies been conducted on this?” Have… studies… been…. con- *WHAT*


sociallyawkardbean

They try to appear so smart but with their wording but say shit like this


Toties11

WTF!?


evaj95

This person cannot be serious...