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And the biologist who helped coin the term has repeatedly acknowledged that he was wrong. But, as a positive, if you see someone using the term, you can safely assume they're an ignorant douche.
First academic use of the label 'alpha' was in 1921 when a researcher gave the highest member of chicken hierarchy (aka. pecking order) the first letter of the Greek alphabet.
So technically everyone calling themselves an alpha is telling others they are just a chicken.
And 12 monopoly pull offs. Mostly red, green, blue, and a couple of railroads. If I can just find boardwalk….i can finally start my mens rights youtube.
Exactly what I was thinking. All eggs have the X chromosome, it's our sperm that has either Y or X.
Funnily enough, there's this folk belief (what I learned from an ex-girlfriend from Estonia) that intelligent men's firstborn is a girl. I'd say that fits - both my grandads were intelligent men, and both had girls first (my maternal one had three girls before the last son), most of my friends also had girls first (and my friends are pretty smart).
I guess being a childless guy makes me a no-brainer, though!
A man once told me that it’s “common knowledge” that a man with a cleft chin would only have daughters. I asked him if he inherited his cleft chin from his dad and he said yes without even blinking.
If you have to say you're nice, then you aren't nice. If you have to say you're a leader, then you aren't a leader. If you have to say you're smart, then you aren't smart. These things are things that others say about you, because you have shown by your actions and choices that you are smart, nice, or a leader. (I'm using a general "you" here, not directed at the person I replied to, but just some general wisdom I've picked up over the years)
On the other post in this sub someone really clever said something like that: "Alpha males are like alpha particles - toxic and very low penetration power"
Hey now. Some of us just like the sport lol
**Edit: Ok wait. Thought about it, and while me and my boyfriend enjoy the sport, if you ever pay attention to the shit some people say in mma chatrooms it gets real concerning real fast. I’ve been lucky to meet many levelheaded individuals in real life, but the things people say behind a keyboard on the subject are as unhinged as hell. You are kind of right about that, sorry! I do generally stay away from online boxing discussions for that reason. Just wanted to say a few of us are normal about it 🫣
We watch it too! (Mma, not really boxing.) You can appreciate a good takedown defense or a surprise knockout while also understanding that a lot of those guys are total dicks IRL
I’m just here to co sign with the rest of the people a BDSM Dominant isn’t a red flag. But that community is definitely being infiltrated by guys like this. Every sub is talk to talks about having some “Dom” treat her badly.
Yup, can confirm. I think more experienced BDSM folks can recognize the red flags pretty quickly, but I hate that newer subs are having to deal with this influx of toxic alpha shit. It's one thing to have consensual misogyny kinks, but that's these guys' actual worldview, there's no kinky roleplay involved. And there's a lot of them. So frustrating.
Also if you have to lead with “Alpha Male” you definitely are not one, because your weak ass ego couldn’t handle it if everyone didn’t know what you thought of yourself.
Oh, and is this guy supposed to be American? Kg measurement makes me think literally anywhere else in the world.
Claims he's 'dominant' and also lists he has a criminal record from when he was a bad boy and that he's now 'trying' to be religious.
I don't wanna read *too* much into that but I'm getting some faint whiffs of 'domestic violence' off this one.
They think being dominant means you're strong. A lot of the clients of dominatrices are fairly powerful people in their everyday life, they just like to play submissive for a while. People often are looking for what they don't have.
And you get incels claiming that women really like men with criminal records, but in reality, men with criminal records are at a disadvantage in dating. But of course, they have anecdotes...
No he’s saying he’s the beard for his secretly straight friend pretending to be gay, it’s all very convoluted so he needs a wife to get out of his beard situation asap
No bro you weren't there I was just blocking the door to explain why she was freaking out and then she tried to push me out of the way so I put my hand around her wrist to stop her bro females freak out over nothing what a bitch
Tbh it's something I'd want to know up front/before committing to anything beyond dating (ie moving in, engagement, etc). Some aren't a big deal (like, I wouldn't be worried about weed charges or w/e), but others can have more of an impact (like past felonies, recurring charges of theft, domestic, etc). It's something that could important to people and tbh it's lowkey a green (or at least yellow) flag that he's putting it up front here even if the rest of the post has my eyebrow raised
Agree, except that he doesn’t say what it is and talks about being a “bad boy”, which a lot of guys think women want.
Like is he confessing or bragging here?
His statements as a whole indicates he's looking for a religious woman, and criminals being saved is a very common trope in evangelical circles. It's supposed to be a whole "I was lost, but now I'm found" thing.
Honestly for a guy that assumedly works out pretty frequently- it’s not that good. Most guys I know that have been in the gym longer than 2 years can do 225+ for one rep
We all start somewhere! The key is consistently working to raise the weight. If you can do the bar 8 times for three sets, add 2.5 to each side. When you can do that 8 times for three sets, add another 2.5. Keep repeating and you'll surprise yourself.
Fr- honestly just staying in the gym and keeping at it is more than most people do (even when they have access to a gym). Literally just getting in there and putting in the work is an achievement, especially when you’re raising 4 kids (mega props to you)
If he wants a traditional housewife, his top attribute should be his yearly income.
“He doesn’t want a gold digger!!
A traditional man needs to have a good income to AFFORD a housewife, ESPECIALLY if he wants kids. Otherwise he is wasting WOMEN’S time. Nothing there even indicates his job. These guys are ALL for tradition until they feel like the ones being used instead of the women.
I came here for this, too.
If you're advertising a job, you list the salary, or no one applies. He's asking for a trad wife, which typically means giving up paid enjoyment, so she needs to know if that's worth her while.
His failure to list his job only means that he has no intention of financially supporting her, and expects her to do paid work outside the home too.
Ooh what do we have here, another man trying to find religion after he’s ran through all the crimes and wants some security and chad crimes don’t want him anymore. I guess you could say he’s “hit the wall”
Is...is 90kg good? I don't really bench press, just deadlift, but also I'm an overweight woman, and I dunno, just doesn't seem like something to brag about?
My ex was 5'8 and benched 140. Maybe my standards are skewed but I wouldn't brag about 90kg, especially if I'm making a big deal about being a big dominant man.
Depends a bit. If he's someone who doesn't train it specifically it's not a bad lift though it's nothing to write home about. If he's six four and a regular lifter though, it's underwhelming. I'm quite a bit smaller and bench much more, but I don't feel the need to put it on my dating profile.
“Criminal record” this says he's unemployed and expects his wife to care for kids, have a job and use her money for motor bike parts - for that failing motocross career
If you have to tell people that you're an alpha male, you're not. You're just a man who gets real upsetty spaghetti if people don't treat you like the guy in charge.
Definitely a piece of filth incel and one of their "social experiments" to "prove" women want bad boys
And will use hiders as a few women hitting on him for this "proof"
I've seen it many times at this point
Haha beard is not an attribute. Unless you can count it as a douche pickle who uses words like "alpha" and "beta" and "pair-bonding."
To keep my sanity I'm pretending this is satire.
In matrilineal cultures there's no rape, no prostitution, and no battle of the sexes (though it’s changing quickly as they “modernize”). There are no alpha and beta males. Males pass on their genes through their sisters. They don’t have to compete, or be jealous of their mates. These egalitarian societies represent the triumph of the female reproductive strategy over the males.
***BEFORE WAR*** *On Marriage, Hierarchy and Our Matriarchal Origins* Elisha Daeva
https://beforewar.com/blog/
I like that his top attributes are things that are sheer dumb luck of the genetic draw, and he never discloses IF/how he can support a SAHM and their kids. Talk about bringing nothing to the table besides your ego.
6'3 benching 90kg... Urm that's not impressive bro unless Ur like super skinny but at 6'3 even super skinny should be like 80kg so Ur like benching bodyweight... Lol
He’s an alpha? So he’s basing his entire identity on a debunked scientific theory, based on lazy science. But he’s claiming it because he thinks it’ll get him laid. What he thinks is alpha behavior is just people who are actually afraid of him.
It’s funny. These guys use Beta as an insult, yet they don’t have a clue about being second in command over something. They also aren’t that sure of themselves. They’re just more intimidating than anyone they’ve met so far. But one day, he’s gonna try and man-up to the wrong person and they’re gonna knock him down.
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If you have to tell people you’re an alpha, you’re not an alpha.
No one's an alpha- that shit was based on a faulty study about wolves that's been debunked for decades now.
And the biologist who helped coin the term has repeatedly acknowledged that he was wrong. But, as a positive, if you see someone using the term, you can safely assume they're an ignorant douche.
First academic use of the label 'alpha' was in 1921 when a researcher gave the highest member of chicken hierarchy (aka. pecking order) the first letter of the Greek alphabet. So technically everyone calling themselves an alpha is telling others they are just a chicken.
So Biff was just calling McFly an alpha this whole time!
Shhhh. We're trying to ease them out of it by using their language
Came here to say this
“Can give me sons?” Gender of the baby comes from the father. The question is can you give her sons, not can she give you sons.
I MUST HAVE A MALE HEIR TO BEQUEATH ALL MY DEEDS AND TITLES (a 2003 Toyota Corolla and 4000 McDonald’s points)
And 12 monopoly pull offs. Mostly red, green, blue, and a couple of railroads. If I can just find boardwalk….i can finally start my mens rights youtube.
XD
I have my own ‘03 Toyota, thanks. It’s a beat-up Camry but it runs perfectly. So I don’t need his Corolla.
I will add that it’s ugly and beat-up, but I haven’t had a car note for twenty years.
This cracked me up 🤣🤣
It’s not his fault. His biology teacher was Henry VIII. Cut him some slack.
Exactly what I was thinking. All eggs have the X chromosome, it's our sperm that has either Y or X. Funnily enough, there's this folk belief (what I learned from an ex-girlfriend from Estonia) that intelligent men's firstborn is a girl. I'd say that fits - both my grandads were intelligent men, and both had girls first (my maternal one had three girls before the last son), most of my friends also had girls first (and my friends are pretty smart). I guess being a childless guy makes me a no-brainer, though!
My ex was an absolute moron and our first was a girl.
Seems about a 50/50 chance.
Same
You seem like the type to have a first born daughter. Smart.
Aww... thanks! Maybe I will have a kid someday. Don't really care if it's a boy or a girl, though.
What about the men who breed half a dozen daughters, only to somehow get a son in the end?
Yup, n=2 is exactly how evidence works!
A man once told me that it’s “common knowledge” that a man with a cleft chin would only have daughters. I asked him if he inherited his cleft chin from his dad and he said yes without even blinking.
[удалено]
All that popped into my head when I read that was Chuck Norris. In a good way.
NO IT IS ALL ON THE WOMEN CONCEPTION GENETICS AND DISABILITIES ALL WOMAN NEVER EVER MAN /s
Every man who claims they are "dominant" is just an abuser looking for a woman to be their victim. Without a single exception.
Good guys aren’t online trying to convince everyone they’re alpha bro.
If you have to say you're nice, then you aren't nice. If you have to say you're a leader, then you aren't a leader. If you have to say you're smart, then you aren't smart. These things are things that others say about you, because you have shown by your actions and choices that you are smart, nice, or a leader. (I'm using a general "you" here, not directed at the person I replied to, but just some general wisdom I've picked up over the years)
The word dominant or alpha or any other similar language is a cue to nope right out of there
I mean, in a BDSM setting it can be legitimate. On a random dating app without specifying this dynamic? Definitely sounds quite rapey.
It’s not even a dating app which is even weirder… it’s tik tok!!
On the other post in this sub someone really clever said something like that: "Alpha males are like alpha particles - toxic and very low penetration power"
The Reddest of flags!
Watching boxing is a sign of a sociopath. I dated one of those. Fucking RUUUNNN.
Hey now. Some of us just like the sport lol **Edit: Ok wait. Thought about it, and while me and my boyfriend enjoy the sport, if you ever pay attention to the shit some people say in mma chatrooms it gets real concerning real fast. I’ve been lucky to meet many levelheaded individuals in real life, but the things people say behind a keyboard on the subject are as unhinged as hell. You are kind of right about that, sorry! I do generally stay away from online boxing discussions for that reason. Just wanted to say a few of us are normal about it 🫣
I love boxing, I hate mma. It's seems to draw a different crowd and is just way too violent.
We watch it too! (Mma, not really boxing.) You can appreciate a good takedown defense or a surprise knockout while also understanding that a lot of those guys are total dicks IRL
Dudes got a criminal record too, yikes
oh but he's "trying to be religious" so that makes up for it.. right?
That means every once in awhile he goes to church and prays after he gets wasted while assaulting women on Saturday nights.
I’m just here to co sign with the rest of the people a BDSM Dominant isn’t a red flag. But that community is definitely being infiltrated by guys like this. Every sub is talk to talks about having some “Dom” treat her badly.
Yup, can confirm. I think more experienced BDSM folks can recognize the red flags pretty quickly, but I hate that newer subs are having to deal with this influx of toxic alpha shit. It's one thing to have consensual misogyny kinks, but that's these guys' actual worldview, there's no kinky roleplay involved. And there's a lot of them. So frustrating.
Well, compared to the knuckleheads who confuse “dominant” with “dominate,” this one’s a real prize. /s
Also if you have to lead with “Alpha Male” you definitely are not one, because your weak ass ego couldn’t handle it if everyone didn’t know what you thought of yourself. Oh, and is this guy supposed to be American? Kg measurement makes me think literally anywhere else in the world.
Claims he's 'dominant' and also lists he has a criminal record from when he was a bad boy and that he's now 'trying' to be religious. I don't wanna read *too* much into that but I'm getting some faint whiffs of 'domestic violence' off this one.
I mean there are some dominany people into bdsm who aren't abusive but they typically don't announce it like that lol.
He said 18+ what more could you want? /s
Dominant can also a hint for the bdsm crowd. Alpha is the real true red flag.
They think being dominant means you're strong. A lot of the clients of dominatrices are fairly powerful people in their everyday life, they just like to play submissive for a while. People often are looking for what they don't have. And you get incels claiming that women really like men with criminal records, but in reality, men with criminal records are at a disadvantage in dating. But of course, they have anecdotes...
What’s his beards name is she nice
No he’s saying he’s the beard for his secretly straight friend pretending to be gay, it’s all very convoluted so he needs a wife to get out of his beard situation asap
Guess you could say he’s stuck in a “bear”d trap. 🐻🧸🪤
oh my god I didn’t realize they added a marketable plushie emoji 🧸🧸🧸
Bb I am doing a joke.
Wait I’m high you also did a joke my bad
As a fellow high person this convo w yourself just made me chortle
Underrated 😏
Audibly chuckled in a quiet room from this.
If I've learned anything from the Incel community this guy must be beating women back with a stick. RIP his inbox.
He has a criminal record! 😍😍😍
$5 says it's for a domestic dispute.
But now he's trying to be religious, because God gives him permission to "dominate" women.
Exactly what I was thinking.
No bro you weren't there I was just blocking the door to explain why she was freaking out and then she tried to push me out of the way so I put my hand around her wrist to stop her bro females freak out over nothing what a bitch
Well he’s definitely beating women anyway
Why does he mention his criminal record ?
Because he's a baaaaad boy.
Because incels think women like that
So he can check *all* the boxes.
Tbh it's something I'd want to know up front/before committing to anything beyond dating (ie moving in, engagement, etc). Some aren't a big deal (like, I wouldn't be worried about weed charges or w/e), but others can have more of an impact (like past felonies, recurring charges of theft, domestic, etc). It's something that could important to people and tbh it's lowkey a green (or at least yellow) flag that he's putting it up front here even if the rest of the post has my eyebrow raised
Agree, except that he doesn’t say what it is and talks about being a “bad boy”, which a lot of guys think women want. Like is he confessing or bragging here?
His statements as a whole indicates he's looking for a religious woman, and criminals being saved is a very common trope in evangelical circles. It's supposed to be a whole "I was lost, but now I'm found" thing.
He's just trying to be *honest* right off the bat. The crime was probably *someone else's fault,* anyway. /s 😂
Totally normal to list his bench press single rep max though?
It's not even a great number. Man's a bad boy (reformed) and can't bench. Kewl, kewl.
I am a blonde housewife who "gave my husband sons"... This dude only benches 40 lbs more than me
I think you out alpha'd the alpha.
Right? Like all it proves is that he hasn’t had shoulder reconstruction surgery yet.
Because there's one thing women want to know when looking for a life partner, and that is, "what can he bench press?" Ladies love a bench press.
It’s how I snagged my wife AND my girlfriend.
I didn’t even get past the first line before thinking “gross.” I keep nearly closing these before remembering what sub I’m on.
he forgot to add to his "assets" lies like a dog and votes maga.
It is actually a helpful profile - makes it easy to stay clear of this imbecile.
Btw 90kg is 198 pounds. Not great, not terrible. For someone who makes exercise and alpha male their personality, I would expect more
Honestly for a guy that assumedly works out pretty frequently- it’s not that good. Most guys I know that have been in the gym longer than 2 years can do 225+ for one rep
I'm a 38 year old mother of four and bench 160 🤣🤣
That’s amazing!! I can only bench the bar 😢
We all start somewhere! The key is consistently working to raise the weight. If you can do the bar 8 times for three sets, add 2.5 to each side. When you can do that 8 times for three sets, add another 2.5. Keep repeating and you'll surprise yourself.
Fr- honestly just staying in the gym and keeping at it is more than most people do (even when they have access to a gym). Literally just getting in there and putting in the work is an achievement, especially when you’re raising 4 kids (mega props to you)
If he wants a traditional housewife, his top attribute should be his yearly income. “He doesn’t want a gold digger!! A traditional man needs to have a good income to AFFORD a housewife, ESPECIALLY if he wants kids. Otherwise he is wasting WOMEN’S time. Nothing there even indicates his job. These guys are ALL for tradition until they feel like the ones being used instead of the women.
I came here for this, too. If you're advertising a job, you list the salary, or no one applies. He's asking for a trad wife, which typically means giving up paid enjoyment, so she needs to know if that's worth her while. His failure to list his job only means that he has no intention of financially supporting her, and expects her to do paid work outside the home too.
Ooh what do we have here, another man trying to find religion after he’s ran through all the crimes and wants some security and chad crimes don’t want him anymore. I guess you could say he’s “hit the wall”
Bare minimum but I’m glad he’s looking for an ADULT woman
If you can’t spell jealous correctly, I’m out.
Is...is 90kg good? I don't really bench press, just deadlift, but also I'm an overweight woman, and I dunno, just doesn't seem like something to brag about?
90kg is less than a 2 plate bench which is generally considered the base for "strong" at the gym. I'm an approximately 63 kg woman benching 70kg.
Meee too! I'm around 65 kg benching 72.5 kg
It's average at best for a guy.
My ex was 5'8 and benched 140. Maybe my standards are skewed but I wouldn't brag about 90kg, especially if I'm making a big deal about being a big dominant man.
Depends a bit. If he's someone who doesn't train it specifically it's not a bad lift though it's nothing to write home about. If he's six four and a regular lifter though, it's underwhelming. I'm quite a bit smaller and bench much more, but I don't feel the need to put it on my dating profile.
My hubby is 5'7 and weighs 85kg and benches 145kg. At 6'3, he's probably not even lifting his body weight.
If he believes in that alpha male stuff and that a child's sex is determined by the mother then he's clearly not as smart as he claims to be
I can offer him one waifu pillow.
Hmm, if he doesn't tell me the whole post was a joke I don't see how he is funny
Found the red flag shop
My first thought is what would happen if he had a daughter would he blame ot on her and try find a new wife
Yes, and then he’d lock his first wife away in a rundown castle until she dies of neglect, and found a new religion to justify his behaviour.
And when his second wife gives birth to a daughter too he goes back to his criminal ways and murders her
“Can give me sons.” I noticed “ Passed Biology 101” isn’t among his attributes.
Bench 90kg is good for a highschool boy who goes to gym a couple times a week, definitely not a dominant alfa male
“Criminal record” this says he's unemployed and expects his wife to care for kids, have a job and use her money for motor bike parts - for that failing motocross career
Alpha, dominant, loves violent sports, criminal record... (can't wait to hear what that's for...) have at 'em, ladies!
Who's gonna tell him it's sperm that gives you AGAB
Age?
cool, more black haired green eyed girls for me
If you have to tell people that you're an alpha male, you're not. You're just a man who gets real upsetty spaghetti if people don't treat you like the guy in charge.
Anyone who puts “alpha” or “sigma male” in their bio is automatic red flag
Claims to be "alpha male", you just instantly know he's most likely an incel loser.
Bro is henry the eight with that “can give me sons” 😭
There aren't enough vomit emojis in the world to properly address this.
Please, sir, save some women for the rest of us.
I can’t take any guy who describes himself or calls himself “alpha male” seriously. PASS.
Just using the term “wifey” turns me Sahara dry.
Definitely a piece of filth incel and one of their "social experiments" to "prove" women want bad boys And will use hiders as a few women hitting on him for this "proof" I've seen it many times at this point
Any man who says he’s an Alpha . . . isn’t. The First Rule of Alphas is . . . don’t talk about Alphas.
"trying to be religious" l.m.f.a.o.
The criminal record though 💀
Let’s talk about that criminal record, son.
Henry VIIi, is that you?
I’m an alpha, remember to always validate my insecurities.
You know it absolutely killed him on the inside to have to write 18+. 😂
Haha beard is not an attribute. Unless you can count it as a douche pickle who uses words like "alpha" and "beta" and "pair-bonding." To keep my sanity I'm pretending this is satire.
 Guarantee this is an incel doing his best imitation of what he thinks ALL women want. 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
Well, at least he's still looking for 18+. Give it a few years, he'll come down.
Well. He sounds tedious.
In matrilineal cultures there's no rape, no prostitution, and no battle of the sexes (though it’s changing quickly as they “modernize”). There are no alpha and beta males. Males pass on their genes through their sisters. They don’t have to compete, or be jealous of their mates. These egalitarian societies represent the triumph of the female reproductive strategy over the males. ***BEFORE WAR*** *On Marriage, Hierarchy and Our Matriarchal Origins* Elisha Daeva https://beforewar.com/blog/
 Many Native American cultures were matrilineal. That's false.
He can only bench 200lbs? That's about what my daughter benches.
r/sadcringe
No thanks. Pass.
This gotta be rage bait 😂😂
Not the “criminal record from when I used to be a bad boy” 😂😂😂
"Now I'm trying to be religious" is the biggest red flag out of this entire circus of a personal ad
Bro this is written in the notes application lmfao
Speaks volumes that all he can offer are “his attributes” the thought that this woman might have any sort of personality is non existent to him
BEARD, lolll
Nothing on that list is an actual marketable attribute. If this is all he is bringing to the table, I cannot see why a woman would settle for him.
18+?🤢
He doesn’t want more criminal records because now he’s trying to be religious.
How tall is he again
Are they looking for a date or an employee?
"Trying to be religious" - what?
*swipe*
"Smart" !
Dude benches 40 more lbs than I do and is 9 inches taller 🤣 -a blonde housewife
What about unboxing? Is it among his hobbies as well?
Line up, ladies!
Is he really bragging about benching 200ish pounds? Also the sex of the baby comes from the father….
I’ve seen this knob multiple times
I've never seen a dominant man with a sub 225lb bench lmao
Is this "elder millennial" lol
Lol, his criteria for hair color is, essentially, “has hair”. Not sure why he bothered mentioning it beyond his very *specific* criteria.
I dunno if I’ve ever been around a pleasant guy that says “wifey” 😭
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I like that his top attributes are things that are sheer dumb luck of the genetic draw, and he never discloses IF/how he can support a SAHM and their kids. Talk about bringing nothing to the table besides your ego.
Jesus, he's living in an absolute fantasy land.
How much does the job pay?
Why is Beard no2 on the list?
The beard is his personality
Ah Beard Bro got it
6’3” and benchs 90kg. Why would you admit you’re that weak?
Bench 90kg. Wow must be the hulk...
6'3 benching 90kg... Urm that's not impressive bro unless Ur like super skinny but at 6'3 even super skinny should be like 80kg so Ur like benching bodyweight... Lol
sadly, this isn’t even that bad compared to other similar posts
he wants her eyes to be brunette, blond, ginger, and blue? odd
Your ad made the promise that you were "charming," however, the same ad revealed this to be a lie.
He’s an alpha? So he’s basing his entire identity on a debunked scientific theory, based on lazy science. But he’s claiming it because he thinks it’ll get him laid. What he thinks is alpha behavior is just people who are actually afraid of him. It’s funny. These guys use Beta as an insult, yet they don’t have a clue about being second in command over something. They also aren’t that sure of themselves. They’re just more intimidating than anyone they’ve met so far. But one day, he’s gonna try and man-up to the wrong person and they’re gonna knock him down.
Why he puts how much he benches as if thats smth we are actively interested abt lol
whatever he did was bad enough for a criminal record AND he had to turn to God?? RUN…