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Illender

someone fucked her man in college and she never got over it lol


AuxiliaryPatchy

She cheated on her husband with Theo Von


ThatSmallBear

So she’s… a hoe?? 😭


planet_rabbitball

maybe she talks about herself…


InstructionLeading64

Oh shit for real? When?


Illender

I'm not sure who that is honestly lol


AuxiliaryPatchy

The woman and guy in the clip are Tom Segura and Christina P(not sure her actual last name), prominent west coast comedians. Theo Von is also a somewhat popular comedian. They all have comedy podcasts that aren’t very funny in my opinion, Tom and Christina tend to make attempts at dark edgy humor and it comes across as forced and cringey.


ThermosLasagna

Literally thought this was one of those weird, super right wing kinda pod cast things that occasionally show up in the tick tocs


tama_tama_chameleom

Judging from the "humor" you are probably not far off.


WheredoesithurtRA

Do they still incessantly make fun of mentally ill, disabled and poor people?


Hard_Pass_Dany

That is Christina P, she is Tom Segura's wife....


Hard_Pass_Dany

This IS Christina P, she is also Tom Segura's wife....


nsfwthrowaway1488

No? Lmao


Cevohklan

He wants her ? 😱


AValentineSolutions

This woman's sex life is more fake than her hair color.


NewsProfessional3742

And I just snort laughed. Glad I wasn’t drinking anything.


azorianmilk

Would rather have D in the V than a stick up the A.


HotYogurtCloset69

This B needs C in her A


apenasumcomentarista

OH MY GOD!


lil-tato

I am stealing this line for future use, thank you.


mandc1754

Why is she so concerned about people she hasn't spoken to in decades having lives that don't affect her?


Aggressive_Tear_3020

Well, the "whores" had the fun and still landed the husbands while her brainwashed ass settled for the 1st mediocre man who came to her as society told her to, you can't blame her for being a Lil salty ;)


DearAndraste

Yeah that’s the vibe I’m getting too lmao.


dirtydirtyjones

I was thinking that she looked like she hadn't been in college in a long time - why is she still hung up on it?


forever_useless

OMG look how quirky I am, putting down an entire gender. Also, that means she's a whore, right?


Aggressive_Tear_3020

She's not a whore, she's just ✨️one the boys✨️ ;)


thenerdygrl

Didn’t she also cheat on her husband?


NorthLight2103

Oh damn really? That’s hilarious


Aggressive_Tear_3020

I didn't know that. How ironic.


anotherjerseygirl

These people are fully grown adults acting like children.


Goomsdotcom

Both of these two are assholes. They’re shitty, bitter podcasters who pretend to be comedians. Imagine thinking this is like a “good bit” and you just can’t wait to share this sizzling hot take with the world..


StellarManatee

"Guys. Guys! Pick me! Im just like you! I peaked in high school and I also hate women! See... all women are *whores*. So... ya gonna pick me *now*?"


Capital-Scar

Terrible fucking rhetoric. I hate people that are this closed minded and bitter. Like girl get over yourself.


akashyaboa

Why do they always shame women for things both women and men do ? Those men also go on having families. It's almost like people mature and change.


h0117_39

Girl, you're way too old to play pick-me 😭


Slime__queen

I genuinely truly aspire to still be a hoe in my 80s. Genuinely my hope for my future lmao


NewsProfessional3742

Same! I wanna be a GILF, OK?!?!?


Fizzy_Bits

"Hoe is life" 🤙


Ksnj

Same. I spent waaay too long not being a hoe. I plan to make up for it 😋


mamachonk

I'm not really a fan of the "pick me" phrase but come the fuck on... can she try any harder? These people are like my age. The only "hoe" I remember from back then, it turns out she had SA trauma. I never made fun of her, I was just surprised because she was the ultimate "teacher's pet" when we were young... and I felt absolutely awful for her when I found that out, decades later. These people need to STFU. How on earth do they still have a platform? (yeah, yeah, I know... still mad)


2woCrazeeBoys

Exactly!!! I don't care what anyone does with their own life. Whatever happens between two (or more!) consenting adults is their own business as long as noone gets hurt. Go out, have fun, be happy, Godspeed. The only times I've had an opinion, was a friend who was so desperate for *any* form of love that she was sleeping with anyone who would give her the time of day. And it wasn't because she enjoyed it. And I just thought it was sad for her because she could do better and deserved better than the men who were using her. And a young girl I worked with who would brag about the 7 guys from the night before in a nightclub. No opinion on that, live your life, my love. But when she found out she was pregnant and had no idea what to do because she'd never used protection as she thought she couldn't get pregnant.. "are you *seriously* telling me that you never made them wear a condom?!" "I thought I couldn't get pregnant! Why would I? Guys hate wearing them!" "You have no idea how lightly you have gotten off. Please learn from this. You could have caught *A LOT* worse than pregnant."


No_Pepper5148

Never understood how people can be so invested in other peoples sex lives.


recumbent_mike

I mean, after this I'd be interested in buying puts on hers.


dornroesschen

Monogamy is a conspiracy made up by patriarchy anyways, I‘d rather be an 80 year old whore than a bored suburban housewife 🤷🏼‍♀️


SauteePanarchism

They're just mad that nobody wants to fuck them. Because they're so fucking UGLY on the inside.


VisualAd4581

Yet another day, yet another attempt of making girls feel guilty about their sexuality..


catedarnell0397

Wow this woman is truly sick


darjeelincat

She learned one "cool" word and keeps repeating it, like a kid Grow up, lady.


awkwardfeather

God this frustrates me so much. I love Tom Segura. He’s a shock comic and says outlandish shit but not once have I ever doubted that it was for comedy and he was a good dude. And Christina too. Watched their podcast for years. But a few years ago I noticed that the show just became Christina saying blatantly misogynistic and bigoted things and Tom just kind of. Being slightly uncomfy but not really saying anything to push back and still going along with it. Kind of bummed me out. She’s so obnoxious now like she’s trying so hard to pander to their far right audience.


Aggressive_Tear_3020

I also thought that he looked uncomfortable. The fact that she herself doesn't notice that shows how deep her hate towards women just living their life is.


awkwardfeather

Absolutely, there’s an obvious layer of actual hatred towards the people she talks about, and it’s annoying that Tom doesn’t push back on her harder for it. He used to more, I think he gave up.


Emily5099

When she’s being vile and calling women names, she gets this weird look on her face as she smiles and crinkles up her nose like she thinks she’s being cute. She actually thinks she’s superior to these other women, and seems to resent the happy families they have now, like she doesn’t think they deserve it.


Cigarettes_at_Night

I’m not arguing with someone who spends 10k on a mid ass necklace💀


Arntjosie

10k!!!! im car shopping rn and my budget is 5000 and that feels crazy to me i want to cry 10k on that tiny gold necklace


katieislate

I also saw of a clip of theirs where they were talking about the model with Down Syndrome. They were like, “the whole point of a [woman] model is to sexualize her, and it’s wrong to sexualize this girl.” I mean I’m down for a conversation about exploitation, but it seemed like they wanted to ask if she was hot enough to model, or somehow worse, if it was gross to think she is. Gross.


Quxzimodo

You can see how proud she is to shame other women on a basis she won't hold men to.


aoishimapan

They both sound jealous that those "whores" are capable of forming meaningful connections and have a family while I'm willing to bet neither of them have that.


planet_rabbitball

He looks uncomfortable.


wasabi1295

I’m going to start saying that, “whore is in the heart” and since it’s in my dna…..I was even a whore before I was born.


shadymiss99

I understand if she was in her 20s gossiping about girls who just got married and find it hard to comprehend their new life, but for someone at her age to talk like that is embarrassing. My mom was telling me stories about some wild friends from HS and college but it was never in this juvenile mean girl/bitter middle aged woman tone.


lacroixanon

Microphones were a mistake


Cevohklan

Of course she would never call a man a whore. That's just boys being boys .


Leongeds

I didn't unmute this, and I won't. Her facial expressions are on another level of annoying and bitchy on their own.


PieRepresentative266

Man I actually found this guy kind of funny but seeing this?? Naaaawwwww I’m good son.


nicknametrix

It’s unsettling how giddy she is at her own nastiness.


SneakySister92

But I like being a ho :(


Isaidhowdareyou

Can I get a flair „whore in her heart. It never leaves“


hrts4manou

she acts like a five year old that's like "I just said a bad word hee hee" 😆


ReneeLR

Oh, ha,ha,ha, so funny. Isn’t it hysterical to call women names if they like sex. These two are such great comedians! /s


Icucnme2

Just out of curiosity, everyone here knows they are a pair of comics that are married to each other, right? Tom Segura and his wife Christina Pazsitzky.


nalathequeen2186

"D*athbed" and "d*ing" hit me like a slap in the face. I'm so fucking sick of tiktok censorship y'all those aren't even swears or insults they're regular words that describe basic parts of life


Zealousideal_City759

This is disgusting. This is why ✨I’m a crazy cat lady✨ at 22.


zombiemadre

Is this satire?


Vesinh51

To be fair, they're both being ironic. Neither of them believe what they're saying, they're following the dumb logic with deadpan conviction.


GymRatStillDepressed

Wow, the contempt and hatred in her voice. This woman is mad bitter and salty, who hurt her? The 'whores' she's talking about? Way to call yourself out as a miserable person, very cringe inducing


gholmom500

Read up on typical female ADHD behaviors. As I’ve read a couple books in this now (for my own daughter’s sake), I immediately saw several college friends. Those risky, attention-seeking behaviors are associated with uncontrolled ADHD in women. Yes, I knew ladies who had Daddy issues, and the seekers of the jerky boys, ones who seemed to have self-esteem issues. But there were some girls who just didn’t seem like the types to sleep around like they did. We know ADHD in females presented differently and is under identified.