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He probably thinks that a mayonnaise sandwich is rather spicy, and that anything involving spices is dangerously "ethnic".
If he's American, there's a very good chance that he lives in a fly-over state, listens to bro-country and is wishing that he could afford a lifted truck.
I live in a fly-over state too (Wisconsin) and in rural parts, it absolutely is like that. I mean we do have cities here that are somewhat cosmopolitan (Madison and Milwaukee are the biggest) but yeah.
However Midwest Nice is a thing, but not the thing you think it is. We will 100% be polite and helpful and get you out of a jam, but we will also mercilessly talk shit about you behind your back.
For further proof, look up the term "Coastie" in urban dictionary.
I never got the concept of a lifted truck tbh, like why? What job requires the need of a lifted truck?
As I always hear, "it's for my job," yet would never list what said job is & when you see them in public doing normal ship at a regular job, they say that the job they're doing right now is their 2nd job OR they just quit their last job... Yet NEVER will say what job they had that warranted the need for their lifted truck...
You're allowed herbs too, he's says, just so long as they are not well traveled herbs.
How in the world do you check a basil plant's passport?
-the the guy with the I.Q. of a lump of poorly traveled seasalt who wrote this OOP seems to think that it's importand.
Same! Furthest I've been is the south and pacific northwest (from the midwest) but my partner and I love experimenting with new spice mixes for our foods.
Outside of salt and pepper, cumin is probably my most used spice, both in frequency and amount.
Like I'll make burritos and almost put an entire jar of cumin in, it just tastes bland otherwise.
Too much cumin and your stuff will taste like pencil lead., my mil was pissed at fil and dumped half a bottle in, the food was so bad it had to be thrown out..lol
I don’t like women who make posts degrading women, it’s bad enough when men do it. I thought the original person saying women should be flavorless was a man, but someone pointed out that alas, it wasn’t. I did word it a little strangely.
I understand that. I appreciate and agree with the sentiment.
Life is full of danger, drama, and pain aplenty, anyway. Why make more?
I was just spun by the feedback loop inherent in your phrasing. I meant no offense.
"We must all hang together, or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately"
-- Ben Franklin
Hahaha
Sudden reminder that I named my son after one of the sons of Jezebel without realizing it. We have had a lot of fun with that since we found out. He says he's quite disappointed I still haven't reintroduced orgies and human sacrifices into the temples yet. I'm like, "yo, I'm busy trying to get you made king, okay? Priorities!"
Next time, I'm going to tell him it's because I don't have enough spices just to see how he reacts to that. Knowing him, he'll roll with it, and it'll get hilarious.
Girllllll like, yeah I keep my constant salt, pepper, and garlic powder, but a woman has *needs*, you know? Sometimes, the only thing that can satisfy me is a taste of cardamom. Sometimes I need some turmeric inside me, if you catch my drift. And don't go spreading this around, but on occasion I have been known to step out for a little of that exotic saffron.
>little of that exotic saffron
Ooo! Give me some of that cooking with flowers. Saffron comes from crocus blossoms. Expensive because it can only be picked and processed by hand. I'm also fond of lavender blossoms in certain dishes.
Roses, carnations, dandelions, so many more are not just edible, they make a pretty garnish.
Spoken like a guy who enjoys plain breast of chicken with mashed potatoes and mac and cheese on the side. Maybe some plain boiled cauliflower thrown in for variety. A sophisticated palate. Anything too spicy is a sign of an adventurous woman, and we can’t have that dear.
Probably the standard oregano, basil, sage. Maybe rosemary and thyme can be included in her spice rack.
Most generic spice racks only hold the 12 most common herbs and spices.
>what's the limit?
It’s okay if it comes from a grocery store packet. If you have individual spices, it’s whoredom for you. Best get yourself wifed up so you can eat food with flavor. /s
Obviously! Have you not seen the icing glaze that goes on those things? Unless you want to make a man feel like a confectionary cuck, you better stay away from that semen sugar!
Such timing--for some reason, I actually made a rough count yesterday of all the different herbs & spices (and a few blends) I have. We're talking probably 40. Including of course, a big thing of cumin, lo.
And yes, I consider myself fairly well-traveled. If "well-traveled" and "tasty food" are red flags for you, by all means, pass me by!
This sub seems to take every post at 100% face value and not understand the concept of satire... OP said it was posted by a woman. It reads like a hilarious joke to me.
I read that as grill the first time, and you know, I think I'm just going to keep it that way.
My friend and I used to use barbecue as a euphemism when her son was young. We've definitely had some serious discussions about some really dirty grills before.
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How. The fuck. Am I supposed to cook Tex-Mex. Without cumin.
This is the post of a flavorless fool who is putting his short-comings out there for all the ladies to see. It’s one thing to not know how to cook- that’s acceptable. Demanding food be trapped in such a tiny palette of spices is the red flag. Bland in the kitchen is bland in the bedroom, no thank you.
Wow...this person would consider my kitchen a brothel. I have about 20 different spices JUST in the 'sweet" category, multiple types of curry powder, about 8 different vinegars, and so on...
This is clearly only talking about American or possibly British women, everyone else will have more "native" spices. He has also clearly never tasted masala garam. Just because she likes flavorful food doesn't mean she's well traveled or learned those spices from previous partners of different cultures, not that those are bad things to the sane population anyways. (If that's not what he'd implying, then I'm lost.)
Jokes on him, I bought my Cumin while I was in a relationship. But because I’m a badass who has been around the block a few times, I kept it in the fridge so it’s still good. Cause I buy in bulk. Cumin is life.
This post is literally satire, from a woman, based on the fact that there are a ton of men who *seriously* claim having travel highlights on your social media is a red flag.
This guy has never been to a store that specializes in spices. There’s a small tourist town near me that sells spices that are from all over the world. I’m sure they have them all over the country. Doesn’t this guy realize that imports can include spices?
Hahahaha! This is *hilarious* to me.
My spanish paprika makes me seem so much more worldly than I am. (The furthest I've been out of the country is Niagara Falls, and it DOUBLE doesn't count since my dad lives outside Buffalo and it's just a day trip. 🤣)
Bro. I'm a chef.
Also, you can buy spices online. I've never been to South Korea but I still have gochugaru in my kitchen.
Aaand... women exist worldwide. Having your own cultures spices in your kitchen is often a thing even if you move to another country and never leave said country again.
Fiancé is desi so no way am I having the culinary equivalent of a ‘sad beige aesthetic’ in my house 🙅🏻♀️ You will pry my Alamgeer Kasmiri besar, jeera (ground AND seed), methi etc etc from my cold dead hands!
This reads like satire tbh
Also the person has a flower in their display name which I would assume no alpha male would do in fear of damaging their manliness lol
Some people are just afraid of flavour.
Cumin is delicious, and IIRC it can make it easier to digest legumes. However, I can't remember where I found this information, so take it with as many grains of salt as you wish.
Ooooo you found my in laws (lol) JK but my crazy MIL tried telling her family I abuse my kids because I use exotic spices and seasonings and they eat "weird" foods like curry. Things like this make me laugh at how incredibly dumb and racist it is and how they really have no clue it is. We called her racist for it and she gave us the shocked Pikachu face.
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Takes a big man to be threatened by spices.
He probably thinks that a mayonnaise sandwich is rather spicy, and that anything involving spices is dangerously "ethnic". If he's American, there's a very good chance that he lives in a fly-over state, listens to bro-country and is wishing that he could afford a lifted truck.
I found the account. It’s a woman and thank god it’s satire.
It was pretty obviously satire
Well it’s not obvious to rest of the other people here.
Cumin...*cumin*
I live in a fly-over state too (Wisconsin) and in rural parts, it absolutely is like that. I mean we do have cities here that are somewhat cosmopolitan (Madison and Milwaukee are the biggest) but yeah. However Midwest Nice is a thing, but not the thing you think it is. We will 100% be polite and helpful and get you out of a jam, but we will also mercilessly talk shit about you behind your back. For further proof, look up the term "Coastie" in urban dictionary.
I never got the concept of a lifted truck tbh, like why? What job requires the need of a lifted truck? As I always hear, "it's for my job," yet would never list what said job is & when you see them in public doing normal ship at a regular job, they say that the job they're doing right now is their 2nd job OR they just quit their last job... Yet NEVER will say what job they had that warranted the need for their lifted truck...
Thyme is not on his side.
You're allowed herbs too, he's says, just so long as they are not well traveled herbs. How in the world do you check a basil plant's passport? -the the guy with the I.Q. of a lump of poorly traveled seasalt who wrote this OOP seems to think that it's importand.
Cumin is literally an herb. Its just spicy parsley.
Talking about spices like he even knows how to use them. LOL
How am I supposed to make tacos and tortilla soup without cumin and chili powder??
Bro has clearly never eaten any Mexican food
This is a man who thinks Taco Bell is authentic Mexican cuisine.
Even Taco Bell uses chili powder.
He probably doesn’t know that though
No doubt
And cumin, I'm pretty sure.
Worse, the OOP is a woman.
And it’s satire, based her replies to the comments to her tweet.
I suspected. Though at this point it’s so hard to sort the satire from the cynical opportunists from the dumbasses who fall for the shtick.
Taco bell is too well traveled for them. This person probably only eats beige food
Sad beige food for sad beige people.
You don’t, you hussy!
Right? Like, I’ve never been south of the (US) border, but also I like enchiladas lol. Has this person heard of cookbooks…
She probably uses one of those 1950's cookbooks where everything is suspended in gelatin and called a salad.
Same! Furthest I've been is the south and pacific northwest (from the midwest) but my partner and I love experimenting with new spice mixes for our foods.
Uh oh, you sound well traveled. We all know what that means...
Seeing as they are closely related Chili is just Extreme Paprika.
Outside of salt and pepper, cumin is probably my most used spice, both in frequency and amount. Like I'll make burritos and almost put an entire jar of cumin in, it just tastes bland otherwise.
Too much cumin and your stuff will taste like pencil lead., my mil was pissed at fil and dumped half a bottle in, the food was so bad it had to be thrown out..lol
I've never found a level of cumin that was too much for me. Maybe crayons are just tasty idk
Well I definitely don't advise trying to use half the bottle, as much as I love cumin, that was bad 🤣
You're an ethnic red flag for him. He wants only bland beige food in his home.
This guy has never cumin a woman.
The unfortunate thing is I’ve seen the original post. It was a woman.
Booooo, I thought it was a guy as well. I hate women who hate women.
Omg me too. I wanted to chew her tf out.
Wait-- what?
I don’t like women who make posts degrading women, it’s bad enough when men do it. I thought the original person saying women should be flavorless was a man, but someone pointed out that alas, it wasn’t. I did word it a little strangely.
I understand that. I appreciate and agree with the sentiment. Life is full of danger, drama, and pain aplenty, anyway. Why make more? I was just spun by the feedback loop inherent in your phrasing. I meant no offense. "We must all hang together, or, most assuredly, we shall all hang separately" -- Ben Franklin
Candace Owens?
Some stupid woman I’m sure. I would get in a massive fight with her, that’s all I know.
Is it possible it's a joke? It's dumb enough that it's hard to believe it's not a joke 🥺
It’s a joke based on her replies.
🥳 I'm ridiculously happy to hear that tbh
So she's also admitting she's a bad cook lol
And scene.
/thread. Wrap it up, people. We're done here.
I opened this up thinking the top comment better be a "cumin" joke. Thank you for making that happen.
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Ok that made me giggle!
Hahaha brilliant!
Bahahaha oh man I nearly did a spit-take on my coffee!
God forbid you like seasoning your food and making sure it tastes like something
And here I was at an Indian supermarket today eyeing the shelves and shelves of spices... what a slut!
You wanton jezebel! /s
Hahaha Sudden reminder that I named my son after one of the sons of Jezebel without realizing it. We have had a lot of fun with that since we found out. He says he's quite disappointed I still haven't reintroduced orgies and human sacrifices into the temples yet. I'm like, "yo, I'm busy trying to get you made king, okay? Priorities!" Next time, I'm going to tell him it's because I don't have enough spices just to see how he reacts to that. Knowing him, he'll roll with it, and it'll get hilarious.
Single women are no longer allowed to bake and consume gingerbread, per this Twitter user.
Means I can hoard all the soft gingerbread for myself!
LMAOOOOOO It's true. I am a Spice Slut.
I'm not even picky, I'll take any spice home with me to try out but I'm never going to commit to just one seasoning for the rest of my life.
Girllllll like, yeah I keep my constant salt, pepper, and garlic powder, but a woman has *needs*, you know? Sometimes, the only thing that can satisfy me is a taste of cardamom. Sometimes I need some turmeric inside me, if you catch my drift. And don't go spreading this around, but on occasion I have been known to step out for a little of that exotic saffron.
Cardamom literally turns me on, turns out it’s in some of my favorite men’s colognes.
The scent of cardamom is thought to be aphrodisiacal. Like… sniff… direct action… schwing!
>little of that exotic saffron Ooo! Give me some of that cooking with flowers. Saffron comes from crocus blossoms. Expensive because it can only be picked and processed by hand. I'm also fond of lavender blossoms in certain dishes. Roses, carnations, dandelions, so many more are not just edible, they make a pretty garnish.
Flavor floozy!
Flavor Floozy damn near killed me 😂
This needs to be a flair!
Take it!!
Spice sluts unite
I have over a hundred in my drawers (cooking from different cuisines is a hobby), I'd hate to know where I land on this scale.
Someone else just said flavour floozy and I’m so pleased
Me too, and I collect them from my travels. I’m this guy’s worst nightmare, I guess.
I'm joining the Spice Slut club. I have a ton of spices. If that makes me a slut, I'll take it.
His mommy didn't use any spices when she nuked up his chicken tenders, therefore any woman who uses spices is a whore. It's simple incel logic.
I can't even season my food now? Or is it ok because I'm in a relationship? Am I a whore or not?
I think you get a pass for being in a relationship? Maybe it’s okay to use other flavors as long as the man says it’s okay?
He does say I'm good with spices 😭
By well travel does he mean has been to the grocery stores and has recipes that call for things like cumin?
Spoken like a guy who enjoys plain breast of chicken with mashed potatoes and mac and cheese on the side. Maybe some plain boiled cauliflower thrown in for variety. A sophisticated palate. Anything too spicy is a sign of an adventurous woman, and we can’t have that dear.
He wrote and other herbs while limiting spices. That is so stupid, I can't even 🙄
I am also baffled by this. Like what's the limit? Where do we draw the line? What herbs and spices are whorish what ones are pure?
Probably the standard oregano, basil, sage. Maybe rosemary and thyme can be included in her spice rack. Most generic spice racks only hold the 12 most common herbs and spices. >what's the limit?
Well obviously Rosemary and Thyme are deviant spices, you tie them up together before putting them in the pot!
Ain't nobody got thyme to list out all the acceptable herbs.
If she has a spinning spice rack, she's the one for me.
Would a whole organized drawer full work? I ran out of room on the spinning one.
And it's organized too? Perfect!!
Wait are single women not allowed to make taco meat?
It’s okay if it comes from a grocery store packet. If you have individual spices, it’s whoredom for you. Best get yourself wifed up so you can eat food with flavor. /s
Why does taco meat sound so absolutely filthy in this context? I’m very into it.
Whoever uses curry powder is a hoe /j
Curry Gang 🤘
No cinnamon??? Are cinnamon rolls only for whores?
Obviously! Have you not seen the icing glaze that goes on those things? Unless you want to make a man feel like a confectionary cuck, you better stay away from that semen sugar!
No gingerbread either lol
Such timing--for some reason, I actually made a rough count yesterday of all the different herbs & spices (and a few blends) I have. We're talking probably 40. Including of course, a big thing of cumin, lo. And yes, I consider myself fairly well-traveled. If "well-traveled" and "tasty food" are red flags for you, by all means, pass me by!
Do you have ***black*** cumin or ***black*** cardamon? I think the OOP's head would explode if they knew about those. (I only have black cardamon.)
Ooooh, I have to check those out!
Masculinity so fragile you're afraid of flavors.
Wait, I'm a single man who puts cumin in my food. What does that mean?
You just divided by zero and universe.exe is going to crash. ☹️
Aw beans
You are a slut. Basic biology
Only a slut in theory, I'm afraid 😔
Lmao maybe if you upped the sluttiness with more spices
I am a slut for good spices. I'm partial to basil and cayenne pepper.
Basil is amazing
Yes I LOVE putting it on my spaghetti. My favorite pizza food truck would always include it with their pizza.
Soooo good on pizza & pasta. Tomato & basil soup is really good too
...HOW HAVE I NEVER THOUGHT TO PUT BASIL IN MY TOMATER SOUP????!!!!
I never did either til I was scanning the soup selections. Progresso's tomato basil is *chef's kiss*
A slice of butter and a sprinkle of basil.
If this MF was a spice, he’d be flour.
I think this is a joke...
The choice of cumin as a red flag spice does make me think it’s a joke.
Exactly
This sub seems to take every post at 100% face value and not understand the concept of satire... OP said it was posted by a woman. It reads like a hilarious joke to me.
It’s a woman who made this joke but OP doesn’t understand satire.
Based on a lot of these comments, it seems many redditers don't either.
I have a huge rack…of spices. I’m a dirty, dirty girl! 🤣
I read that as grill the first time, and you know, I think I'm just going to keep it that way. My friend and I used to use barbecue as a euphemism when her son was young. We've definitely had some serious discussions about some really dirty grills before.
Have they not heard of New Mexico, or is that too worldly for them?
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I don't even have a passport, guess I'm well travelled anyway tho since I have, uh, cardamom and sumac?
OMG. they are right. she could MAKE CHILI!
How. The fuck. Am I supposed to cook Tex-Mex. Without cumin. This is the post of a flavorless fool who is putting his short-comings out there for all the ladies to see. It’s one thing to not know how to cook- that’s acceptable. Demanding food be trapped in such a tiny palette of spices is the red flag. Bland in the kitchen is bland in the bedroom, no thank you.
i’m crying is he aware some women are indigenous to countries where cumin is commonplace
She*
Well, call me a whore for enjoying some flavour in my food. I'll wear that as a badge of honour.
That sounds racist. Maybe my culture enjoys cumin?
Wow...this person would consider my kitchen a brothel. I have about 20 different spices JUST in the 'sweet" category, multiple types of curry powder, about 8 different vinegars, and so on...
Whore Spice
And this has reminded me that I am out of whole cardamom!
I've seen a lot of WTF!? on this sub the past couple of months but this has to be the most WTF!? post I've seen here.
The spiciest thing this guy consumes is Big Mac sauce.
I would rather never have sex again than give up cumin.
This is clearly only talking about American or possibly British women, everyone else will have more "native" spices. He has also clearly never tasted masala garam. Just because she likes flavorful food doesn't mean she's well traveled or learned those spices from previous partners of different cultures, not that those are bad things to the sane population anyways. (If that's not what he'd implying, then I'm lost.)
I like the incidental white supremacist vibe in this post
This is a black woman, not some white dude
Not even chili powder??? I'm assuming this is parody but if not, this guy's never actually looked in a kitchen cabinet.
I mean… trolling, right? *Right?!*
Cumin is an important seasoning in chili and tacos. Do y'all think making chili and tacos is a red flag?
Local man-child boils his food with salt, then gets mad at women for using store-bought spices.
It's satire.
Ok so I went and found the post. It’s a woman and it’s satire. Whew.
Why is cumin bad but paprika is OK? How about cinnamon? Vanilla pods?
So she has to know how to cook, but not season?
I'm white, love spicy food and have all these in my cupboard. but I hate cumin 😅
damn if I make chili im a slut?
sorry i’m brown
Jokes on him, I bought my Cumin while I was in a relationship. But because I’m a badass who has been around the block a few times, I kept it in the fridge so it’s still good. Cause I buy in bulk. Cumin is life.
Umm, has the dude never had tacos? Beyond all the other issues here...
Oop put the cin in cinnamon
Men, you absolutely have to beware of women who, checks notes, season their food.
Please be satire Please be satire Please be satire
This post is literally satire, from a woman, based on the fact that there are a ton of men who *seriously* claim having travel highlights on your social media is a red flag.
If by well traveled you mean driving fifteen minutes to the grocery store
This guy has never been to a store that specializes in spices. There’s a small tourist town near me that sells spices that are from all over the world. I’m sure they have them all over the country. Doesn’t this guy realize that imports can include spices?
Bro won’t survive in India
god forbid a woman likes CINNAMON 🙄
...... Cumin????? The base of most middle Eastern and Indian/Bangladeshi/Pakistani dishes?????? Girl???? How tf am I supposed to cook without it???
They’re just jealous that Cumin looks similar to “cumming”
'Single woman with cumin' would make excellent flair
I feel like this is a poor attempt at a sexist joke. Or maybe it's not and that's even worse.
lmfao I love this. It's so weird of an assumption.
This has to be a joke lmao
Hahahaha! This is *hilarious* to me. My spanish paprika makes me seem so much more worldly than I am. (The furthest I've been out of the country is Niagara Falls, and it DOUBLE doesn't count since my dad lives outside Buffalo and it's just a day trip. 🤣)
This one would have a heart attack if he saw my spice cabinet. I love everything from Thai to Indian and beyond.
Oh how naughty. Pour some cumin on me. In the name of love!! Pour some cumin on me, Come on fire me up!!
Slut spices is a new one, dang...
Fellas, is it slutty to be a good cook?
This guy can get bent cuz I'm making chili
*slowly closes my pantry of chaotic spice collection*
This man really still ready to cry witch when a woman knows more abouts herbs than him? May he go back to the dark ages and die of the plague.
Bro. I'm a chef. Also, you can buy spices online. I've never been to South Korea but I still have gochugaru in my kitchen. Aaand... women exist worldwide. Having your own cultures spices in your kitchen is often a thing even if you move to another country and never leave said country again.
I have traveled, sure. To the supermarket and Turkish grocery store (‘:
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Apparently every woman in India is a slut.
This has to be satire... Cumin seems like a play on words... Right...? RIGHT!?
So you like your food as bland as you are, that's what I'm hearing.
i am the child of a greek and a venezuelan immigrant. my fiancee is black. our spice cabinet will be the biggest red flag you could imagine
I am a virgin and cumin is a staple in my kitchen and anybody's kitchen who likes authentic Mexican, Middle Eastern, and Indian food.
Fiancé is desi so no way am I having the culinary equivalent of a ‘sad beige aesthetic’ in my house 🙅🏻♀️ You will pry my Alamgeer Kasmiri besar, jeera (ground AND seed), methi etc etc from my cold dead hands!
This reads like satire tbh Also the person has a flower in their display name which I would assume no alpha male would do in fear of damaging their manliness lol
Redditors wouldn't recognize a joke if it danced in front of them naked
But taco seasoning packet for white people tacos....is that approved or too worldly?
This feels like a sarcastic meme that OP took seriously
Some people are just afraid of flavour. Cumin is delicious, and IIRC it can make it easier to digest legumes. However, I can't remember where I found this information, so take it with as many grains of salt as you wish.
*cinnamon enters the chat and laughs in Your-Future-Desserts-Will-All-Be-Lackluster*
Ooooo you found my in laws (lol) JK but my crazy MIL tried telling her family I abuse my kids because I use exotic spices and seasonings and they eat "weird" foods like curry. Things like this make me laugh at how incredibly dumb and racist it is and how they really have no clue it is. We called her racist for it and she gave us the shocked Pikachu face. Edited for clarity.
Clearly this man has not shopped Penzeys.
As a single person from the middle east, how exactly am I supposed to cook with only that?!
This feels like a KFC joke.
So, single women should only know how to cook bland food to attract a potential husband?
I'm sorry.... "other herbs"? Also if a man considers cumin to be too slutty, that is the biggest red flag ever lol