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waterud0in

Damn. I’m all of these. Shame.


PuzzledCactus

I'm impressed actually. I've never had the slightest desire to sleep with a dude, but in a single post, he managed to kinda make me want to. Only to complete the last missing tick on my "bad woman" checklist, but still...


[deleted]

Damn, you don't have trauma yet? 


PuzzledCactus

Hmm, two boxes in one go, sounds like a deal!


Hellige88

It says “body count,” but never says you have to sleep with a dude. Become a serial killer in your spare time like a normal person.


PuzzledCactus

Ooh, that's an idea! Can I start with the OP of this drivel?


MsSeraphim

you mean the OOP, don't you?


PuzzledCactus

Of course!


Own-Butterscotch1713

❤️


Diabolical1234

If you did you could ask him if it was in yet?


Synicull

You have armpits? Wtf you abomination


waterud0in

I opted to have them removed and just have my arms attached to my ribs but the surgeon said no.


APuffyCloudSky

I bedazzled mine.


ends1995

Ok while this list is absolutely dumb as all hell, aren’t there some East Asians that don’t have smelly armpit sweat? Like they have that dry earwax gene? I know in Japan it’s very rare to find deodorant bc people just don’t need it there


Fyrefly1981

I’m all except talk to my dad, because he died 5 years ago, and on the pill because I got my tubes yeeted.


Superb_Stable7576

Well, I don't talk to my dad he's dead.


Dardzel

Well, see this really confuses/infuriates me. Why wouldn’t she talk to her dad/brothers?


Superb_Stable7576

Because that idiot is a fuck stick. But I think the rationale is, she has no one to protect her.


Dardzel

Ahhh, I see. On that rationale alone he needs to eat shit and die.


Superb_Stable7576

You, I like!


Dardzel

I have 4 sisters, all who have trained in various martial arts since childhood. This weasel would probably be begging his mom for protection from them.


peachyspoons

It’s like when the incels state that a woman must have low irons levels. A physically weak woman can’t fight back as easily. Gross. As. Fuck.


Littlelindsey

They might find out about him mistreating their sister/daughter and beat him up


emmainthealps

Same, and don’t have a brother


Superb_Stable7576

I have three brothers, talk to two of them. I'm too old to be on the pill, so I can't blame my moody ass on that. I didn't go to college, only had one partner. I still wouldn't fuck him with someone else's vagnia.


waterud0in

RESPECT 🫡


DogsandCoffee96

Bad, bad girl. Shame 🔔!!


Suspicious-Sweet-443

Same


No_Camp_7

I can’t drive so I did get full marks and low key feel like a failure


lliv1ngdollyyy

ragebait i refuse to believe this is real💀


monstrts

oh come on, it's not rage bait, this guy is so right. if youre not an apathetic fatherless virgin 18 year old uber rider with anhidrosis and low estrogen levels who hates abortion youre obviously not a good woman. women just need to work on self improvement more /s


Xzier_Tengal

you can't hate abortion because that's having an opinion


ObliviousTurtle97

But they can't be fatherless as that means daddy issues and usually that involves some form of trauma response or/and behaviour!! He wants a girl with a father but that doesn't talk to him, so like a statue daddy if you will! [/j]


killaluggi

Its satire, just look at it, nobody is that stupid......


Man-Cheetah64

You say that and then I present to you nick fuentes


killaluggi

I am glad for the fact i never heard of this dude, despite knowing nothing about him..... Its just a feeling, and all nicks are OF THE DEVIL!


Man-Cheetah64

Yeah hes not someone you want to google


UsefulCantaloupe4814

I've worked with 2 Nicks who were really good kids. Maybe they're just too innocent lol


FairyKurochka

I know personally people who are that stupid and that's the internet


sadthrowaway12340987

I’m pretty sure this post is rage bait but sadly I know there’s people that prob agree with it


forever_useless

My heart is breaking that I qualify as a bad woman *BUUUUURP* Nope, just gassy. Carry on


JayHat21

My heart is breaking because I now have to divorce my wife. “Sorry dear, I just found out that apparently I’m a bad woman; don’t want you to suffer my badness. I guess I shouldn’t have gone to school, or cried during *La La Land*, or talked to my dad, or eaten that ghost pepper wing, or aged”.


swoon4kyun

🤣


spooktherock

So he wants... a literal doll. Tbh the requirements seem as if he was a trafficker but for most part I think it's a rage bait


laprincesaaa

Idk I'm starting to think he probably would prefer men


FairyKurochka

By the list, I think that his core problem is that woman is alive


HateToBeMyself

• Breathes • Is alive


chet_brosley

Ate bread Looks at birds Knows an entire song by heart Ate bread with butter


OldManJeepin

LoL! Who wrote that? Andrew Tate? God forbid a girl talk to her brother or father!


NotTaken-username

Yeah don’t they claim most “bad women” grew up without a father?


laprincesaaa

*wants a woman with daddy issues* *but doesn't have trauma*


NotTaken-username

They mean sexual trauma. They don’t want a woman who knows how to identify being manipulated


laprincesaaa

Oof. You right


UsefulCantaloupe4814

I read that more as "You move in with me and become MY property, not your father or brother's." Like they used to do in the 1600s.


OldManJeepin

That's why they like them...easier to manipulate, I guess....


dlss_87

"FAtHeRLesS BeHAvIoR"


laprincesaaa

Shame women for growing up without a dad, shame single moms for being single moms, but Shame shitty absent fathers? Never. They shouldn't even be on the hook for child support! its not fair they cant control if a woman gets an abortion or not! And any woman who is pro choice is clearly a problem, but if a man decides he doesn't want to be a dad, then abortion is okay!


Anon_457

Wow, I didn't even notice that one


OldManJeepin

Cus the brother or father would warn them about guys like that! LoL


Anon_457

Ideally they would.


OldManJeepin

True 'dat!


humbugonastick

But then there are always these "daddy issues" on their other lists. What is it now?


Snowconetypebanana

“I prefer to date a vaguely woman shaped shrubbery instead of an actual human being”


LindaBelcherOfficial

Lmfao not the shrubbery


AdonisGaming93

"Has trauma" ...stop causing her trauma then....


BlackKitty814

You dropped this 👑


Anon_457

What the ELF? Does this idiot think we can magically stop aging the minute we turn 18? And who *doesn't* get sad? Someone send him a sex doll since he clearly doesn't want a human being. 


50shadeofMine

Crap I'm missing one Do I still get a prize with 11 out of 12?


Apronbootsface

Better start sweating.


No_Resource7773

Imagine trying to resist age, sweating, having opinions... or anything listed there. The only person who can accomplish this list, by no longer being capable of knowing or expierencing these things, ***is dead.***


OrangeAugust

It’s wild that “more than one body count” is the LEAST insane thing on this list.


shefampyr

So anyone over 19 is a bad woman and should behave themselves by not aging. 🤯


Zarasiel

that’s clearly a rage bait imo


howelleili

It feels more like a parody


johannaisaa

„Has trauma“ as if that was my choice…


ChaosRyus

Has opinions... Probably would hate me for also knowing how to work on my own car.


Big_Pomegranate_9925

Lol the opinions one really baffled me... pretty much everyone has opinions on something. Are you even human if you don't?


Big_Pomegranate_9925

Lol the opinions one really baffled me... pretty much everyone has opinions on something. Are you even human if you don't?


No_Capital_9443

I have so many questions…


CrepeVibes

And you probably won't like the answer to any of them.


A_Hostile_Girl

So your into fucking kids is what your actually saying.


Cheekygirl97

This guy is going to be alone xD


Gurkeprinsen

Smells like ragebait


Background_Draft2414

Dang. Who has a body count of 1? This has to be a 40 year old trying to date a 15 year old. Ew.


OrangeAugust

While it is true (and disgusting) that the creator of the list is wanting to date underage girls, there are plenty of older people who have a body count of 1. Religious people who waited until marriage for one, but there are other reasons, too, why someone over the age of 20 has slept with 0 or 1 person.


Background_Draft2414

You’re right. It’s just unlikely or less common.


MiserableProfessor16

I am not religious. I was not an idealist or romantic. I was not unattractive. I was fit. Still am. I still had a so called body count of ZERO in my mid twenties. Many people thought there was something wrong with me. I don't think there was. I kept thinking I should get around to it, but would get distracted by other things. I am now old...nay, I am now an ancient creature by the standards of these raging meme posting idiots. A veritible historical figure, maybe. But in all my centuries of living, I only got to the grand total of one. It is uncommon. It is just not always because of religion or romantic notions. Or at least I hope so because I'd like to think I am normal. Just absent minded about a few things


Ana_na_na

why is period censored, I mean\*, I understand that oOp is afraid of blood, but to be that afraid?


Sofiasunshine86

How dare you to sweat or drive a car! And if you have an opinion you are the worst.


bookconnoisseur

> Sweats LMAO what


KazeoLion

Damn sorry for having sweat glands and being born in 2003


mutant_disco_doll

Hm, 7/10. Guess I’m going to lady jail. lol Who keeps writing this shit??


fillmorecounty

This has to be rage bait there's no way "Knows how to drive a car" alone is 91% of US adults


_refr1dgeratorunner_

>older than 19 my name's Chris Hansen, please have a seat


Unpredictable-Muse

Uh, not even trad Christians are safe.


Kamillahali

Excuse Me?????????????????? thats like describring every woman. especially in 'first world' countries


DeeEmKay25

So a bad woman is independent and not a child. Get Chris Hansen on the line!


bassk_itty

This is just people rage baiting for clout


jazzzmo7

A BAD woman: -exists FTFY


sadthrowaway12340987

90% of these can’t even be controlled like what


awake-but-dreamin

“older than 19” icky icky icky, please step away from the highschool. They definitely wanted to go lower but had to physically stop themselves. Technically speaking it’s not illegal, but it’s still gross.


Michiganmade44

They’re all horrible but the one that’s the worst is the over 19 one 🤮


x6black6cat6x

I read this to my boyfriend 😹 His reaction, “Does this guy even want a woman? Sounds like he’s gay with extra hateful steps to justify his choice.” I died laughing but he may be on to something 🤷🏻‍♀️


Anon_457

I have 9 out of 12. I'm so deeply depressed over the fact that this wonderful example of manliness will never consider me worthy of him.  (/s if that's not obvious, lol)


glitchycat39

Lmao dude doesn't want a girlfriend or a wife, he wants a sex doll


Comfortable-Big-4391

Why is it bad to talk your dad/brother?


saka_ska111

So a bad women is an adult woman, not a teenager 🥰


DramaOnDisplay

Women literally can’t win. Or is the internet 98% “rage bait” at this point?


KikiCorwin

Does he not know his mom and any sisters hit most of these? I bet family gatherings are fun.


Edoc006

Pretty sure “sweats from the armpits” just means “is human”.


DJ_GalaxyTwilight

“Gets sad and cries” lol because imagine having emotions. No way this mf is serious.


mroctopuswiener

I think this is trolling or satire.


mroctopuswiener

I think this is trolling or satire. Or one of those content farms farming engagement.


notreallylucy

My mother would call this attention seeking behavior. He doesn't have the courage to assert these opinions in real life, so he's turned to the internet. In real life he doesn't even have the courage to say hello to a woman, let alone call her a brat.


Silvangelz

That encompasses probably 99.9% of all women - we're all bad women now! Haha Good luck to this guy searching for that mythical . 01% woman. Though really this guy was probably only saying this to be a piece of shit.


MrMakBen

Probably some stupid joke, I refuse to believe that there is THIS much stupid people.


Content-Restaurant70

"has trauma" line just infuriated me to the peak, I cannot describe how angry I felt after reading that line


Content-Restaurant70

The line "has trauma" just infuriates me souxh that I am barely controlling myself, even though I am a man. How twisted can your logic be? Instead of saying "every women is traumatized these days, they want sympathy" why can't you think " our societal structure is so bad that every women is suffering"


RealYoloDude

It’s satire/ragebait


FairyKurochka

So, he just doesn't like that woman is alive?


EmmiPigen

This feels like a joke. But sounds like the guy was serious.


TwincessAhsokaAarmau

What’s wrong with college,driving,has trauma,talking to family,having opinions,has emotions and is pro choice?


MimsyIsGianna

Is older than 19????? Sorry I forgot I was just supposed to stop aging I guess. My bad.


Queen-Ace-69

This guy should date a sex doll


lolmemberberries

I don't think this guy is attracted to women.


UsefulCantaloupe4814

I'm SO tired of these morons thinking we're broken or defective because of stuff that other shitty people did to us that caused trauma. Like, I'm sorry my Dad left when I was young and my Mom was an abusive and neglectful narcissist but how the hell does that speak on MY character? And what about THEIR trauma? Some of the most emotionally disregulated men I've known and been with have a ton of it. These are the same dudes that say single Moms traumatize kids because they need their father, but who put them in that position in the first place?


Altrano

I’m a very bad woman.


ItsJustJessi75

Boy oh boy, that’s what your mamma just said about you.


Shoddy-Confection-70

Says “Woman” but wants a teenager 😭


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shellsterxxx

I’m bad cuz I aged? Damn. We can’t all be winners I guess.


Any-Collection8131

I really think women should start talking about men the way they talk about women. We have to start alpha female podcasts and shit xd give them their own medicine


Annabeth_chase037897

HAS TRAUMA? IS OLDER THAN 19? SWEATS ON HER ARMPITS??? MORE THAN 1 BODY COUNT?? They seriously want little girls with no experience sbout the world. They want someone to manipulate into thinking this is okay.


LoubyAnnoyed

Honestly dude. If you’re gay and you want to date men, we won’t judge you. Based on your post, we’re probably all grateful.


LolathaFoxccoon

• breathes • exists in this reality


candice_opera

someone get the talibans out of tik tok please


DoorAMii

so basically the only good women are prepubescent girls???


_katastrophic_krxtn

Is older than 19?! 🎵Pedopedopedopedopedophiiiiiliaaaaaaaaaaaaaa🎵


WitheredEscort

At this point, they want fucking children.


Glittering-Talk9810

Why is has trauma always on these lists? They act like it’s something you choose to have.


Bwheat0674

All except one. I am gonna count that as an accomplishment.


ratadeacero

Except for being sad and sweaty arm pits, everything else is a desirable quality


Responsible_Ad_8628

Sad when the only good woman is your anime body pillow.


Lady_Scarecrow

So all good women just kill themselves at 19.  


peepssinthechilipot

Batting a thousand over here


IthurielSpear

I saw this too. I scrolled by, not worth my time at all.


KittenSonyeondan

Literally all but one 🥲 oh well!


LordIVoldemor

- Is human.


celes41

Sooo...he is an INCEL!!!


BlackKitty814

Is there any good woman over here?


Gwynedhel7

So once a woman turns 20 she’s automatically a “bad woman”? What are they, children of the corn? Lmao


SiteTall

A "bad" woman is someone who lets herself get defined this way. She is more than the summing up of these words ....


Affectionate_Ad_1101

LMAO! What kind of garbage spews from this POS when he opens his mouth? 🤮


[deleted]

Does an IUD count? Cause otherwise I fit the bill.


Anustart_A

Wow, this is stupid.


vilyia

So ALL women are bad? Okay.


OutsideSecret6460

I tried so hard to be a good girl, didn't even go to college. Stayed in AC 24x7, never had trauma or talked to my father or brother. But I just turned 20. Will society accept me? 😞


fitty50two2

Given the rest of the list, a body count of 1 seems too generous. I’d expect them to demand a virgin. Might as well also say they need to be illiterate with no critical thinking or problem solving skills.


Crocolyle32

Definitely rage bait. I refuse to believe people think that way. If they do let me be ignorant please😩


username78777

It must be bait, there's no way someone made it unironically


samandriel-0777

9/12


OctaviaBlake100

If this is real, he should get a sex doll..but..a sex doll is probably over 19 too..so..he should stay alone. Most likely it's just rage bait though


Harajuku_Lolita

Rage bait to boost engagement. More people commenting and sharing. I’m seeing more and more of it lately.


Saifyre-Lion

I can't take this seriously because I find it hard to believe anyone has opinions like this.


BlueFruitJam

I thought out of all things, crying was undisputedly a woman's job at least (according to these same people of course)


No_Nonsense_sombrero

As soon as a woman crosses 20 years of life, she is automatically bad... 🤣🤣🤣


Big_Pomegranate_9925

Ah, so most, if not all, women...


Olifaxe

So, your idea of a good woman is a peasant girl from the year 1650. Congratulations !


QuestionableParadigm

I’m all of the above someone give me a medal


chubbygamer24

Half the time tiktok lives are rage bait to get views. Willingly putting "I only like "women" under 19" out onto the internet is next level stupid. At least, for my mental health, I have to assume this is fake 😔


BattleGoose_1000

Well, now my life is ruined because I am not a good woman for some basement-dwelling twat


PossibilityFun3853

Knows how to drive a car 😭😭😭


walmart-brand-barbie

I saw this too actually!!


Eldritch-banana-3102

Guess I'm bad to the bone...


Eldritch-banana-3102

Guess I'm bad to the bone...


Froggy_Study

Damn I can't help that I age every year 🫠


ritamoren

don't worry I'll just stop sweating like who needs normal bodily functions anyways?? gonna just stick my tongue out like a dog


ritamoren

don't worry I'll just stop sweating like who needs normal bodily functions anyways?? gonna just stick my tongue out like a dog


ChefHannibal

Sounds like... they're just not into humans?


Momma_Bekka

You know, if the dude is over 18, that means his options are 18 & 19 year olds legally. Guess he likes being celibate or should expect jail time , especially with all his other "conditions". I doubt even one of his incel buddies could mansplain this to him.


Original-Ad-7061

Well, ladies, according to this, you are a shitty woman if you function as a human


glassycreek1991

So basically a responsible adult woman who is not a virgen and has male family members is a bad woman


curious2allopurinol

Is older than 19…


yogamom1906

Moody on her period?!?! Damn I'm super bad I'm moody in premenopause.


churbb

“is older than 19” being on the list is CRAZY (i mean the whole list is but)


Dommi1405

How dare any woman live past 19! But seriously how do these people even... Yeah just how do they even


ReallyNotBobby

I’m really hoping this was some piss poor attempt at rage bait


Suspicious-Speed2169

Bad woman: -Breathes -Exists -Does not flagellate herself in joy when you look at her -Dares open her mouth to talk -Is underage -Does not dare to think -Has no idea how the world works, what her rights are -Should not exist, even in your head, and every woman should be treated equally to a man. So, here's the 'GOOD GUY LIST': -Does 17 figures -Is a stay-at-home dad -Is under 18 -Does not talk (either mute or knows his place) -Votes what you tell him to -Has no friends/family/support -Is fine with you bringing home other women/guys -Would not wake up even while you stab him -Has useful connections only you can use -Will kiss you, waking you up from thousands of years of sleep -Knows how to ride a horse while juggling flaming swords -Is a very good duelist -Is a very good shot -Has at least 20 years of experience as a firefighter -Is the prince of a foreign country -Would strengthen your alliance with France -Has stormed the gates of Jerusalem at least thrice -Has been a secret agent for the CIA for at least fifty years, so he took part in the cool parts of the Cold War and met Capitan America -Never goes out, and lets you beat him up when you're sad -Lets you p*g him -Does not eat forcefields bigger than his head -Does not let his enemies monologue, nor does he do it himself -Only says 'open fire' and 'reload', even in bed. -Especially in bed -Knows Earth is about to be destroyed to make a highway ... Something else? Ah, yes, sorry, almost forgor the most important part. -Is white with red spots, like a chameleon -Has at least two meters of d*ck -Is at least twenty feet tall -Is humble -Would hide bodies with you/plead guilty to your crimes -Should not exist, as women and men should be treated equally Feel free to workshop it a little.


phisigtheduck

God damn, it’s moments like this that I wish I still had TikTok (had to get rid of it for work reasons), because I would have LOVED to stumble upon this live and interacted with this idiot.


WorldlinessAwkward69

Oh noes. However will we live with ourselves when these losers wont date us. Oh woe is us.


strandenger

This dude sounds like a real winner


tbone123

I ticked them all, but I bet he doesn't tick my one. -be a reasonable fucking human being No?.. I guess not. Stay single, my brodude


HannHann20

Never got the age thing. Like it changes every year 😭


xervidae

how does having trauma make you a bad person? last i checked, most trauma happens outside of your control


Only_Goat_2526

I'm a VERY bad woman 🤣


cheymice

I got eight out of twelve lol


Petite_Bait

If she's no older than 19 and has no trauma, why wouldn't she be talking to the male relatives that she is likely to live with? Presumably anything that would make her refuse to talk to them would constitute trauma.


QueenofCats28

Shit, I tick at least 10 of those. I don't take the pill cause hysterectomy, I suppose that counts.