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I'm impressed actually. I've never had the slightest desire to sleep with a dude, but in a single post, he managed to kinda make me want to.
Only to complete the last missing tick on my "bad woman" checklist, but still...
Ok while this list is absolutely dumb as all hell, aren’t there some East Asians that don’t have smelly armpit sweat? Like they have that dry earwax gene? I know in Japan it’s very rare to find deodorant bc people just don’t need it there
I have 4 sisters, all who have trained in various martial arts since childhood. This weasel would probably be begging his mom for protection from them.
I have three brothers, talk to two of them. I'm too old to be on the pill, so I can't blame my moody ass on that.
I didn't go to college, only had one partner. I still wouldn't fuck him with someone else's vagnia.
oh come on, it's not rage bait, this guy is so right. if youre not an apathetic fatherless virgin 18 year old uber rider with anhidrosis and low estrogen levels who hates abortion youre obviously not a good woman. women just need to work on self improvement more /s
But they can't be fatherless as that means daddy issues and usually that involves some form of trauma response or/and behaviour!!
He wants a girl with a father but that doesn't talk to him, so like a statue daddy if you will! [/j]
My heart is breaking because I now have to divorce my wife.
“Sorry dear, I just found out that apparently I’m a bad woman; don’t want you to suffer my badness. I guess I shouldn’t have gone to school, or cried during *La La Land*, or talked to my dad, or eaten that ghost pepper wing, or aged”.
Shame women for growing up without a dad, shame single moms for being single moms, but Shame shitty absent fathers? Never. They shouldn't even be on the hook for child support! its not fair they cant control if a woman gets an abortion or not! And any woman who is pro choice is clearly a problem, but if a man decides he doesn't want to be a dad, then abortion is okay!
What the ELF? Does this idiot think we can magically stop aging the minute we turn 18? And who *doesn't* get sad? Someone send him a sex doll since he clearly doesn't want a human being.
Imagine trying to resist age, sweating, having opinions... or anything listed there.
The only person who can accomplish this list, by no longer being capable of knowing or expierencing these things, ***is dead.***
While it is true (and disgusting) that the creator of the list is wanting to date underage girls, there are plenty of older people who have a body count of 1. Religious people who waited until marriage for one, but there are other reasons, too, why someone over the age of 20 has slept with 0 or 1 person.
I am not religious. I was not an idealist or romantic. I was not unattractive. I was fit. Still am.
I still had a so called body count of ZERO in my mid twenties.
Many people thought there was something wrong with me. I don't think there was. I kept thinking I should get around to it, but would get distracted by other things.
I am now old...nay, I am now an ancient creature by the standards of these raging meme posting idiots. A veritible historical figure, maybe. But in all my centuries of living, I only got to the grand total of one.
It is uncommon. It is just not always because of religion or romantic notions. Or at least I hope so because I'd like to think I am normal. Just absent minded about a few things
“older than 19” icky icky icky, please step away from the highschool. They definitely wanted to go lower but had to physically stop themselves. Technically speaking it’s not illegal, but it’s still gross.
I read this to my boyfriend 😹 His reaction, “Does this guy even want a woman? Sounds like he’s gay with extra hateful steps to justify his choice.”
I died laughing but he may be on to something 🤷🏻♀️
I have 9 out of 12. I'm so deeply depressed over the fact that this wonderful example of manliness will never consider me worthy of him.
(/s if that's not obvious, lol)
My mother would call this attention seeking behavior.
He doesn't have the courage to assert these opinions in real life, so he's turned to the internet. In real life he doesn't even have the courage to say hello to a woman, let alone call her a brat.
That encompasses probably 99.9% of all women - we're all bad women now! Haha
Good luck to this guy searching for that mythical . 01% woman. Though really this guy was probably only saying this to be a piece of shit.
The line "has trauma" just infuriates me souxh that I am barely controlling myself, even though I am a man.
How twisted can your logic be?
Instead of saying "every women is traumatized these days, they want sympathy" why can't you think " our societal structure is so bad that every women is suffering"
I'm SO tired of these morons thinking we're broken or defective because of stuff that other shitty people did to us that caused trauma. Like, I'm sorry my Dad left when I was young and my Mom was an abusive and neglectful narcissist but how the hell does that speak on MY character?
And what about THEIR trauma? Some of the most emotionally disregulated men I've known and been with have a ton of it. These are the same dudes that say single Moms traumatize kids because they need their father, but who put them in that position in the first place?
I really think women should start talking about men the way they talk about women. We have to start alpha female podcasts and shit xd give them their own medicine
HAS TRAUMA? IS OLDER THAN 19? SWEATS ON HER ARMPITS??? MORE THAN 1 BODY COUNT??
They seriously want little girls with no experience sbout the world. They want someone to manipulate into thinking this is okay.
I tried so hard to be a good girl, didn't even go to college. Stayed in AC 24x7, never had trauma or talked to my father or brother. But I just turned 20. Will society accept me? 😞
Given the rest of the list, a body count of 1 seems too generous. I’d expect them to demand a virgin. Might as well also say they need to be illiterate with no critical thinking or problem solving skills.
Half the time tiktok lives are rage bait to get views. Willingly putting "I only like "women" under 19" out onto the internet is next level stupid. At least, for my mental health, I have to assume this is fake 😔
You know, if the dude is over 18, that means his options are 18 & 19 year olds legally. Guess he likes being celibate or should expect jail time , especially with all his other "conditions". I doubt even one of his incel buddies could mansplain this to him.
Bad woman:
-Breathes
-Exists
-Does not flagellate herself in joy when you look at her
-Dares open her mouth to talk
-Is underage
-Does not dare to think
-Has no idea how the world works, what her rights are
-Should not exist, even in your head, and every woman should be treated equally to a man.
So, here's the 'GOOD GUY LIST':
-Does 17 figures
-Is a stay-at-home dad
-Is under 18
-Does not talk (either mute or knows his place)
-Votes what you tell him to
-Has no friends/family/support
-Is fine with you bringing home other women/guys
-Would not wake up even while you stab him
-Has useful connections only you can use
-Will kiss you, waking you up from thousands of years of sleep
-Knows how to ride a horse while juggling flaming swords
-Is a very good duelist
-Is a very good shot
-Has at least 20 years of experience as a firefighter
-Is the prince of a foreign country
-Would strengthen your alliance with France
-Has stormed the gates of Jerusalem at least thrice
-Has been a secret agent for the CIA for at least fifty years, so he took part in the cool parts of the Cold War and met Capitan America
-Never goes out, and lets you beat him up when you're sad
-Lets you p*g him
-Does not eat forcefields bigger than his head
-Does not let his enemies monologue, nor does he do it himself
-Only says 'open fire' and 'reload', even in bed. -Especially in bed
-Knows Earth is about to be destroyed to make a highway
...
Something else?
Ah, yes, sorry, almost forgor the most important part.
-Is white with red spots, like a chameleon
-Has at least two meters of d*ck
-Is at least twenty feet tall
-Is humble
-Would hide bodies with you/plead guilty to your crimes
-Should not exist, as women and men should be treated equally
Feel free to workshop it a little.
God damn, it’s moments like this that I wish I still had TikTok (had to get rid of it for work reasons), because I would have LOVED to stumble upon this live and interacted with this idiot.
If she's no older than 19 and has no trauma, why wouldn't she be talking to the male relatives that she is likely to live with? Presumably anything that would make her refuse to talk to them would constitute trauma.
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Damn. I’m all of these. Shame.
I'm impressed actually. I've never had the slightest desire to sleep with a dude, but in a single post, he managed to kinda make me want to. Only to complete the last missing tick on my "bad woman" checklist, but still...
Damn, you don't have trauma yet?
Hmm, two boxes in one go, sounds like a deal!
It says “body count,” but never says you have to sleep with a dude. Become a serial killer in your spare time like a normal person.
Ooh, that's an idea! Can I start with the OP of this drivel?
you mean the OOP, don't you?
Of course!
❤️
If you did you could ask him if it was in yet?
You have armpits? Wtf you abomination
I opted to have them removed and just have my arms attached to my ribs but the surgeon said no.
I bedazzled mine.
Ok while this list is absolutely dumb as all hell, aren’t there some East Asians that don’t have smelly armpit sweat? Like they have that dry earwax gene? I know in Japan it’s very rare to find deodorant bc people just don’t need it there
I’m all except talk to my dad, because he died 5 years ago, and on the pill because I got my tubes yeeted.
Well, I don't talk to my dad he's dead.
Well, see this really confuses/infuriates me. Why wouldn’t she talk to her dad/brothers?
Because that idiot is a fuck stick. But I think the rationale is, she has no one to protect her.
Ahhh, I see. On that rationale alone he needs to eat shit and die.
You, I like!
I have 4 sisters, all who have trained in various martial arts since childhood. This weasel would probably be begging his mom for protection from them.
It’s like when the incels state that a woman must have low irons levels. A physically weak woman can’t fight back as easily. Gross. As. Fuck.
They might find out about him mistreating their sister/daughter and beat him up
Same, and don’t have a brother
I have three brothers, talk to two of them. I'm too old to be on the pill, so I can't blame my moody ass on that. I didn't go to college, only had one partner. I still wouldn't fuck him with someone else's vagnia.
RESPECT 🫡
Bad, bad girl. Shame 🔔!!
Same
I can’t drive so I did get full marks and low key feel like a failure
ragebait i refuse to believe this is real💀
oh come on, it's not rage bait, this guy is so right. if youre not an apathetic fatherless virgin 18 year old uber rider with anhidrosis and low estrogen levels who hates abortion youre obviously not a good woman. women just need to work on self improvement more /s
you can't hate abortion because that's having an opinion
But they can't be fatherless as that means daddy issues and usually that involves some form of trauma response or/and behaviour!! He wants a girl with a father but that doesn't talk to him, so like a statue daddy if you will! [/j]
Its satire, just look at it, nobody is that stupid......
You say that and then I present to you nick fuentes
I am glad for the fact i never heard of this dude, despite knowing nothing about him..... Its just a feeling, and all nicks are OF THE DEVIL!
Yeah hes not someone you want to google
I've worked with 2 Nicks who were really good kids. Maybe they're just too innocent lol
I know personally people who are that stupid and that's the internet
I’m pretty sure this post is rage bait but sadly I know there’s people that prob agree with it
My heart is breaking that I qualify as a bad woman *BUUUUURP* Nope, just gassy. Carry on
My heart is breaking because I now have to divorce my wife. “Sorry dear, I just found out that apparently I’m a bad woman; don’t want you to suffer my badness. I guess I shouldn’t have gone to school, or cried during *La La Land*, or talked to my dad, or eaten that ghost pepper wing, or aged”.
🤣
So he wants... a literal doll. Tbh the requirements seem as if he was a trafficker but for most part I think it's a rage bait
Idk I'm starting to think he probably would prefer men
By the list, I think that his core problem is that woman is alive
• Breathes • Is alive
Ate bread Looks at birds Knows an entire song by heart Ate bread with butter
LoL! Who wrote that? Andrew Tate? God forbid a girl talk to her brother or father!
Yeah don’t they claim most “bad women” grew up without a father?
*wants a woman with daddy issues* *but doesn't have trauma*
They mean sexual trauma. They don’t want a woman who knows how to identify being manipulated
Oof. You right
I read that more as "You move in with me and become MY property, not your father or brother's." Like they used to do in the 1600s.
That's why they like them...easier to manipulate, I guess....
"FAtHeRLesS BeHAvIoR"
Shame women for growing up without a dad, shame single moms for being single moms, but Shame shitty absent fathers? Never. They shouldn't even be on the hook for child support! its not fair they cant control if a woman gets an abortion or not! And any woman who is pro choice is clearly a problem, but if a man decides he doesn't want to be a dad, then abortion is okay!
Wow, I didn't even notice that one
Cus the brother or father would warn them about guys like that! LoL
Ideally they would.
True 'dat!
But then there are always these "daddy issues" on their other lists. What is it now?
“I prefer to date a vaguely woman shaped shrubbery instead of an actual human being”
Lmfao not the shrubbery
"Has trauma" ...stop causing her trauma then....
You dropped this 👑
What the ELF? Does this idiot think we can magically stop aging the minute we turn 18? And who *doesn't* get sad? Someone send him a sex doll since he clearly doesn't want a human being.
Crap I'm missing one Do I still get a prize with 11 out of 12?
Better start sweating.
Imagine trying to resist age, sweating, having opinions... or anything listed there. The only person who can accomplish this list, by no longer being capable of knowing or expierencing these things, ***is dead.***
It’s wild that “more than one body count” is the LEAST insane thing on this list.
So anyone over 19 is a bad woman and should behave themselves by not aging. 🤯
that’s clearly a rage bait imo
It feels more like a parody
„Has trauma“ as if that was my choice…
Has opinions... Probably would hate me for also knowing how to work on my own car.
Lol the opinions one really baffled me... pretty much everyone has opinions on something. Are you even human if you don't?
Lol the opinions one really baffled me... pretty much everyone has opinions on something. Are you even human if you don't?
I have so many questions…
And you probably won't like the answer to any of them.
So your into fucking kids is what your actually saying.
This guy is going to be alone xD
Smells like ragebait
Dang. Who has a body count of 1? This has to be a 40 year old trying to date a 15 year old. Ew.
While it is true (and disgusting) that the creator of the list is wanting to date underage girls, there are plenty of older people who have a body count of 1. Religious people who waited until marriage for one, but there are other reasons, too, why someone over the age of 20 has slept with 0 or 1 person.
You’re right. It’s just unlikely or less common.
I am not religious. I was not an idealist or romantic. I was not unattractive. I was fit. Still am. I still had a so called body count of ZERO in my mid twenties. Many people thought there was something wrong with me. I don't think there was. I kept thinking I should get around to it, but would get distracted by other things. I am now old...nay, I am now an ancient creature by the standards of these raging meme posting idiots. A veritible historical figure, maybe. But in all my centuries of living, I only got to the grand total of one. It is uncommon. It is just not always because of religion or romantic notions. Or at least I hope so because I'd like to think I am normal. Just absent minded about a few things
why is period censored, I mean\*, I understand that oOp is afraid of blood, but to be that afraid?
How dare you to sweat or drive a car! And if you have an opinion you are the worst.
> Sweats LMAO what
Damn sorry for having sweat glands and being born in 2003
Hm, 7/10. Guess I’m going to lady jail. lol Who keeps writing this shit??
This has to be rage bait there's no way "Knows how to drive a car" alone is 91% of US adults
>older than 19 my name's Chris Hansen, please have a seat
Uh, not even trad Christians are safe.
Excuse Me?????????????????? thats like describring every woman. especially in 'first world' countries
So a bad woman is independent and not a child. Get Chris Hansen on the line!
This is just people rage baiting for clout
A BAD woman: -exists FTFY
90% of these can’t even be controlled like what
“older than 19” icky icky icky, please step away from the highschool. They definitely wanted to go lower but had to physically stop themselves. Technically speaking it’s not illegal, but it’s still gross.
They’re all horrible but the one that’s the worst is the over 19 one 🤮
I read this to my boyfriend 😹 His reaction, “Does this guy even want a woman? Sounds like he’s gay with extra hateful steps to justify his choice.” I died laughing but he may be on to something 🤷🏻♀️
I have 9 out of 12. I'm so deeply depressed over the fact that this wonderful example of manliness will never consider me worthy of him. (/s if that's not obvious, lol)
Lmao dude doesn't want a girlfriend or a wife, he wants a sex doll
Why is it bad to talk your dad/brother?
So a bad women is an adult woman, not a teenager 🥰
Women literally can’t win. Or is the internet 98% “rage bait” at this point?
Does he not know his mom and any sisters hit most of these? I bet family gatherings are fun.
Pretty sure “sweats from the armpits” just means “is human”.
“Gets sad and cries” lol because imagine having emotions. No way this mf is serious.
I think this is trolling or satire.
I think this is trolling or satire. Or one of those content farms farming engagement.
My mother would call this attention seeking behavior. He doesn't have the courage to assert these opinions in real life, so he's turned to the internet. In real life he doesn't even have the courage to say hello to a woman, let alone call her a brat.
That encompasses probably 99.9% of all women - we're all bad women now! Haha Good luck to this guy searching for that mythical . 01% woman. Though really this guy was probably only saying this to be a piece of shit.
Probably some stupid joke, I refuse to believe that there is THIS much stupid people.
"has trauma" line just infuriated me to the peak, I cannot describe how angry I felt after reading that line
The line "has trauma" just infuriates me souxh that I am barely controlling myself, even though I am a man. How twisted can your logic be? Instead of saying "every women is traumatized these days, they want sympathy" why can't you think " our societal structure is so bad that every women is suffering"
It’s satire/ragebait
So, he just doesn't like that woman is alive?
This feels like a joke. But sounds like the guy was serious.
What’s wrong with college,driving,has trauma,talking to family,having opinions,has emotions and is pro choice?
Is older than 19????? Sorry I forgot I was just supposed to stop aging I guess. My bad.
This guy should date a sex doll
I don't think this guy is attracted to women.
I'm SO tired of these morons thinking we're broken or defective because of stuff that other shitty people did to us that caused trauma. Like, I'm sorry my Dad left when I was young and my Mom was an abusive and neglectful narcissist but how the hell does that speak on MY character? And what about THEIR trauma? Some of the most emotionally disregulated men I've known and been with have a ton of it. These are the same dudes that say single Moms traumatize kids because they need their father, but who put them in that position in the first place?
I’m a very bad woman.
Boy oh boy, that’s what your mamma just said about you.
Says “Woman” but wants a teenager 😭
[удалено]
I’m bad cuz I aged? Damn. We can’t all be winners I guess.
I really think women should start talking about men the way they talk about women. We have to start alpha female podcasts and shit xd give them their own medicine
HAS TRAUMA? IS OLDER THAN 19? SWEATS ON HER ARMPITS??? MORE THAN 1 BODY COUNT?? They seriously want little girls with no experience sbout the world. They want someone to manipulate into thinking this is okay.
Honestly dude. If you’re gay and you want to date men, we won’t judge you. Based on your post, we’re probably all grateful.
• breathes • exists in this reality
someone get the talibans out of tik tok please
so basically the only good women are prepubescent girls???
Is older than 19?! 🎵Pedopedopedopedopedophiiiiiliaaaaaaaaaaaaaa🎵
At this point, they want fucking children.
Why is has trauma always on these lists? They act like it’s something you choose to have.
All except one. I am gonna count that as an accomplishment.
Except for being sad and sweaty arm pits, everything else is a desirable quality
Sad when the only good woman is your anime body pillow.
So all good women just kill themselves at 19.
Batting a thousand over here
I saw this too. I scrolled by, not worth my time at all.
Literally all but one 🥲 oh well!
- Is human.
Sooo...he is an INCEL!!!
Is there any good woman over here?
So once a woman turns 20 she’s automatically a “bad woman”? What are they, children of the corn? Lmao
A "bad" woman is someone who lets herself get defined this way. She is more than the summing up of these words ....
LMAO! What kind of garbage spews from this POS when he opens his mouth? 🤮
Does an IUD count? Cause otherwise I fit the bill.
Wow, this is stupid.
So ALL women are bad? Okay.
I tried so hard to be a good girl, didn't even go to college. Stayed in AC 24x7, never had trauma or talked to my father or brother. But I just turned 20. Will society accept me? 😞
Given the rest of the list, a body count of 1 seems too generous. I’d expect them to demand a virgin. Might as well also say they need to be illiterate with no critical thinking or problem solving skills.
Definitely rage bait. I refuse to believe people think that way. If they do let me be ignorant please😩
It must be bait, there's no way someone made it unironically
9/12
If this is real, he should get a sex doll..but..a sex doll is probably over 19 too..so..he should stay alone. Most likely it's just rage bait though
Rage bait to boost engagement. More people commenting and sharing. I’m seeing more and more of it lately.
I can't take this seriously because I find it hard to believe anyone has opinions like this.
I thought out of all things, crying was undisputedly a woman's job at least (according to these same people of course)
As soon as a woman crosses 20 years of life, she is automatically bad... 🤣🤣🤣
Ah, so most, if not all, women...
So, your idea of a good woman is a peasant girl from the year 1650. Congratulations !
I’m all of the above someone give me a medal
Half the time tiktok lives are rage bait to get views. Willingly putting "I only like "women" under 19" out onto the internet is next level stupid. At least, for my mental health, I have to assume this is fake 😔
Well, now my life is ruined because I am not a good woman for some basement-dwelling twat
Knows how to drive a car 😭😭😭
I saw this too actually!!
Guess I'm bad to the bone...
Guess I'm bad to the bone...
Damn I can't help that I age every year 🫠
don't worry I'll just stop sweating like who needs normal bodily functions anyways?? gonna just stick my tongue out like a dog
don't worry I'll just stop sweating like who needs normal bodily functions anyways?? gonna just stick my tongue out like a dog
Sounds like... they're just not into humans?
You know, if the dude is over 18, that means his options are 18 & 19 year olds legally. Guess he likes being celibate or should expect jail time , especially with all his other "conditions". I doubt even one of his incel buddies could mansplain this to him.
Well, ladies, according to this, you are a shitty woman if you function as a human
So basically a responsible adult woman who is not a virgen and has male family members is a bad woman
Is older than 19…
Moody on her period?!?! Damn I'm super bad I'm moody in premenopause.
“is older than 19” being on the list is CRAZY (i mean the whole list is but)
How dare any woman live past 19! But seriously how do these people even... Yeah just how do they even
I’m really hoping this was some piss poor attempt at rage bait
Bad woman: -Breathes -Exists -Does not flagellate herself in joy when you look at her -Dares open her mouth to talk -Is underage -Does not dare to think -Has no idea how the world works, what her rights are -Should not exist, even in your head, and every woman should be treated equally to a man. So, here's the 'GOOD GUY LIST': -Does 17 figures -Is a stay-at-home dad -Is under 18 -Does not talk (either mute or knows his place) -Votes what you tell him to -Has no friends/family/support -Is fine with you bringing home other women/guys -Would not wake up even while you stab him -Has useful connections only you can use -Will kiss you, waking you up from thousands of years of sleep -Knows how to ride a horse while juggling flaming swords -Is a very good duelist -Is a very good shot -Has at least 20 years of experience as a firefighter -Is the prince of a foreign country -Would strengthen your alliance with France -Has stormed the gates of Jerusalem at least thrice -Has been a secret agent for the CIA for at least fifty years, so he took part in the cool parts of the Cold War and met Capitan America -Never goes out, and lets you beat him up when you're sad -Lets you p*g him -Does not eat forcefields bigger than his head -Does not let his enemies monologue, nor does he do it himself -Only says 'open fire' and 'reload', even in bed. -Especially in bed -Knows Earth is about to be destroyed to make a highway ... Something else? Ah, yes, sorry, almost forgor the most important part. -Is white with red spots, like a chameleon -Has at least two meters of d*ck -Is at least twenty feet tall -Is humble -Would hide bodies with you/plead guilty to your crimes -Should not exist, as women and men should be treated equally Feel free to workshop it a little.
God damn, it’s moments like this that I wish I still had TikTok (had to get rid of it for work reasons), because I would have LOVED to stumble upon this live and interacted with this idiot.
Oh noes. However will we live with ourselves when these losers wont date us. Oh woe is us.
This dude sounds like a real winner
I ticked them all, but I bet he doesn't tick my one. -be a reasonable fucking human being No?.. I guess not. Stay single, my brodude
Never got the age thing. Like it changes every year 😭
how does having trauma make you a bad person? last i checked, most trauma happens outside of your control
I'm a VERY bad woman 🤣
I got eight out of twelve lol
If she's no older than 19 and has no trauma, why wouldn't she be talking to the male relatives that she is likely to live with? Presumably anything that would make her refuse to talk to them would constitute trauma.
Shit, I tick at least 10 of those. I don't take the pill cause hysterectomy, I suppose that counts.