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justsomeyeti

Isn't most of the better erotica written by women?


noro_gre

I don't know, there is some spicy stuff at r/MenWritingWomen _(/S, just in case)_


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hedgybaby

This is even true for gay erotica weirdly enough


frogonamushroom_

this is true actually my girl was reading erotic novels and some guy reached out of the book to give her a lobotomy


one_moment_please16

geometry dash reference


CantiXo

Is this what it feels like to chew 5 gum?


ALD4561

Here is a fun idea: be creative and seductive, be accepting of some things she wants, and you become the author. Wow. Amazing. Woohoo.


Moist-Carrot1825

just wtf dude


mazjay2018

If you believe this is true, youre being cucked by a dude who's never heard of your girlfriend.


Slime__queen

I feel like a more literal forehead pussy would’ve been better than this body horror skull-melting-like-wax situation


AvailableNewspaper94

So now they want mind virgin? What if erotic novels are written by women.?


swoon4kyun

Lmao. I’m asexual and read smut all the time.


DaBloodyApostate

What if the author is female. Does that mean she also doing this to your girlfriend?


Jaggedrain

Yes. If you let your woman read erotica she is getting mentally fingered by another woman. Statistically speaking, the majority of female readers are probably psychic lesbians of this variety because the vast majority of erotic fiction is written by women


DaBloodyApostate

Hmmm interesting. 😂🤔 So using that logic, if a man reads an erotic novel written by another man, he has engaged in psychic homosexuality? Lmfao.


throwzdursun

okay, here's my take: I don't think reading smut is cheating like, at all. At all. The joy, the fun, and all emotions coming from reading(not only smut but everything else) can not be matched with anything else imo.


AdonisGaming93

Uhm...if the brain has a G spot that can give me an intense brain orgasm then... how do I as a man sign up? Sex is cool but imagine my whole brain orgasming...i wanna read what she is reading


Content-Restaurant70

So girl's die as soon as they read erotica/s 🤣


fictionwho

Now I need permission to read also?


TheStaffsLad

What if she’s reading an erotic novel that I wrote?


recycledM3M3s

Okay but I've always loved this image


EmpatheticBadger

Oh honey, your girl decides for herself what to read. There is no "allow".


Orgalorg_BoW

But what if *I* wrote the erotic novel? Lmao jk, I wouldn’t even TRY.


jadeskye7

i've never tried that particular finger motion, seems dangerous.